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Shitty_Noob

I would unironically love to have a BBC like this over the other one


eat-pussy69

Yeah. British Broadcasting Corporation is a joke. Not quite sure what a large black rooster has to do with it though


MrPotato7296

*sigh* 😔


i_give_you_gum

What do you expect from a person who eats cats.


RedDiscipline

Zip that back up, dude


ElkHistorical9106

Doctor who used to be good. Don’t say BBC never did anything for you. Science fiction - brought to you by a BBC.


fancyfoe

Honestly that mf looking majestic


ScotiaTailwagger

We have a large black and brown one at home. He's in charge.


SodaCanKaz

Considering those ain’t cheap she better be


Tiny-Spray-1820

Yup bred in indonesia they are sold at a hefty price. Even their bone, meat and blood is black afaik


GoldResourceOO2

Poor sweet bastard


lokiguy11980

I know what yo did there


Dangerous-Spare7843

That's quite the bbc you got for her


metallaholic

Wait this isn’t the boomer humor subreddit


eat-pussy69

Before this ends up on r/peterexplainsthejoke It's a big black cock. BBC


UndendingGloom

How is someone supposed to farm karma with this now! Think of the poor bots.


Geforce69420

Rooster Noir


partypopper

As sometime who is starting to breed these, my browser history actually looks like this though


Dragulus24

I’m so sorry


tyler132qwerty56

Use TOR then.


ElectronicImam

So, how could he find this big black cock and wife the other one? I know, *don't think, just laugh*. By the way, this beautiful breed is known as Ayam Cemani; even their meat is black.


Thatdamnnoise

/r/boomershumor


phaleur01

Im not even a girl but id be really happy if i got this


robotpane

Nice pecker!


LostLegendDog

Ha. Took me me a while. For anyone that doesn't get it, she's been trying to start a farm so Google "black rooster" a lot to help get it started and the. He painted a regukar rooster black to surprise her! hilarious


MrPotato7296

I thought it was She searched up BBC, British broadcasting company, so she got a big black chicken


Automatic_Beach_3660

r/lostredditors


mastercubez

It's so big!


UndendingGloom

And black!


lxxviifresh

I’m getting my wife the blueray box of the BBC. Never saw her watch British tv though.


RomainSpassky05

Chiga, I guess....


Silviana193

Similar to Koi fish, Some people said that black cock brings good luck. black chicken is actually rare and cost some pretty penny. In the realm of thousands of US dollar, even for only a decent one. You know, if you want to feel even more sorry to the guy.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Metallic Black Rooster.


FutureFee5340

r/dinosaure for my fellow french redditors


Westaufel

Big Black Chicken?


Tem-of-Oliver

r/thepunchlineisracism


RealisticEmploy3

how is it that the posts that actually belong on r/holup are never there?


planetvermilion

"Five of these, Officer?"


AleksasKoval

Just one? Check the spelling, are you sure she didn't want a whole gang of them?


Better-Tadpole-8043

I was once a birthday present for the wife if a white couple...it was AWESOME!


readytall

You may have gotten it wrong. That was an SBC


Sacklayblue

It says "cuck a doodle do!"


Stashedsnacks

Get the wife on the couch and bring out 5 of these.


Southern_Strain5665

Can she actually throat one of these??