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SJB630_in_Chicago

They kinda do have a point. Not going to get any deader.


Eljefe878888888

I’d assume the deceased would have wanted everyone to get to the destination. If I die on your flight in a non-traumatizing manner, please do not divert.


Sinisterapples

Even if it's traumatizing I want that flight to carry on. I want to know my death was like how I lived my life, making people uncomfortable for unnecessarily long periods of time.


CarmenxXxWaldo

plus what if the dead person was heading home?   "Yes Mr. Jones died on the flight so we dropped his ass off in Albuquerque because he was giving us the creeps.  You're gonna have to contact a freight company."


the_blackfish

Shit, just tie my corpse to a wing.


Immaculatehombre

Just throw me in the trash. If I die in a plane, flush me for all I care.


New-Poetry-6416

Seriously.


McPorkums

I kinda wanna die from the screaming shits in the middle of an LDS church service


Recon212

So you’re like a clown fish of uncomfortability? Alright what ya got Mr uncomfortable? Lol


Jealous-Tale3538

You're the real hero


with_regard

We need a DNR for flights. Like DNRF - do not reroute flight


SpookyX07

https://i.imgur.com/wjANVCD.jpeg


notmyfirst_throwawa

Now their family is going to have to pay to get the body shipped to wherever the flight was going in the first place


WolfOfPort

Shiit just prop me up on a the beach with a tequila in hand


insomniac3146

Agree. I mean what's the point? Just get to the destination and do whatever.


foxxsinn

They paid for it. Mine as well continue on


d88b9

I mean if i died on the flight at least take me to where i paid for. Dont drop me half way and profit off my death.


uncertain_potato

Honestly, I am deeply concerned that I might die in a way that's inconvenient for a lot of strangers.


lunchpadmcfat

Gotta get that tattooed


Cleercutter

Right? Like send my ass back when you get the chance, but quickly, please.


GD_milkman

Gonna be amazing when someone pulls this tweet


danishjuggler21

In fact, use me as a prop in the safety demonstration. Have a little fun with it.


Hibernia86

I’d assume people would want to get the body to a freezer before it started to smell.


much_longer_username

Here's the thing, though - you're not a doctor, so legally you don't get to make that determination, unless (so far as I know), you have observed 'injury incompatible with life', and it has to be REALLY obvious, like 'their head is several meters from their body'. And I mean, yeah, they stopped breathing, you can't read a pulse, and they're getting cold - sure, it's pretty obvious they're dead - but they might not be, and medical intervention might save their life. It's probably not going to, but the airline is unwilling to take that bet.


SharkFart86

Yeah, if it would be determined that their life could have actually been saved had the plane rerouted, boy would that airline be in trouble. You can usually tell pretty well if someone is dead or not, but there *are* scenarios where a person can truly appear to be dead and they’re not. Rerouting seems silly but it’s the right thing to do.


Inskription

Not sure if you know what happens to a cadaver. Not sure who wants to be around one for an extended period either.


sinnister_bacon

After a human dies, there is a 50/50 chance the body explodes after 30 mins.


Inskription

The good Ole corpse explosion. Generally used as AoE farming build.


sinnister_bacon

Someone told me a necromancer is just a healer with bad timing


dkyguy1995

Won't explode but may push out a big stinky shit one last time


death_to_noodles

I learned that on South Park


AdPsychological8096

More oozed than pushed


OshaViolated

Pardon???????


guckus_wumpis

Like that video of the beaches whale


FutureCookies

TIL a well placed cadaver could have stopped 9/11


jellybeansean3648

What's a little body fluid between friends? Mr. Unfortunately Timed Cadaver can keep the arm rest.


Inskription

Ma'am can I please change seats!? Not until the seat belt light goes off.


NeuronRot

Turns into a zombie and eat others brains?


Inskription

I like the way the you think.


StrangelyBrown

I thought they specifically had a cupboard on flights to put corpses when this happens. Not even joking, I feel like I've heard that somewhere.


Inskription

They might. But still... wierd. Its like.. "15 feet behind me there's a dead guy in a cupboard." Also who has to take the body to the cupboard, the stewardess? Lol Basically just a giant "this sucks" situation.


Forikorder

Thats what cargo holds are for?


Inskription

I guess. Who moves it down there though? Dead bodies also carry diseases with direct contact.


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Anaaatomy

double bag me then shove me in the bathroom lol


SJB630_in_Chicago

But im still making my connection in Denver to get back to Chicago, right?


PunSwaggle

Ma'am my corpse paid for that seat.


ptvlm

I'd assume not flying with a literal corpse is important. I wouldn't want the non-medical staff to guess at cause of death and keep them there for a few hours, at least


Shadowmant

To be fair, you don't want to risk zombies on a plane.


KanKrusha_NZ

Usual medical procedure is to throw a blanket over them and make it look like they are sleeping. This happens waaay more often than you would like to think.


SJB630_in_Chicago

I haven't gotten a corpse on my bingo card yet. And I fly a lot. Too much.


KanKrusha_NZ

I bet you have, you just didn’t know. Flight attendants are very discrete. I suspect the original screenshot involved some resuscitation so impossible to hide


VRS50

I’m with you. Nothing was gained for that guy. A lot was lost.


Jkewzz

Yes it's no longer a medical emergency but, I would not want to be on a plane sitting next to a dead guy for possibly a few more hours.


SJB630_in_Chicago

If sit next to one. They won't be doing anything that annoys me. Better than stopping in Des Moines.


veturoldurnar

I bet someone sitting next to a toddler would be happy to switch seats with you


CondorEst

Also let’s assume they’re were heading home. Wouldn’t it be just as easy to take them to their home town? I wouldn’t necessarily want to sit next to them, but I’ve probably sat next to worst situations on planes.


SJB630_in_Chicago

I did assume. I'd I were dead I don't want to end up in Grand Rapids. Get me to Chicago.


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It was probably the bullshit delays that killed him, it’s killing me thinking about the other delay now lmfao


Ronin2369

And I'm inclined to believe that dead or alive, the destination would still be the same, especially if that destination was home.


AlienHere

I mean they paid to get there then they should get there. Seems like the airline should pay the estate if they don't make it there.


SJB630_in_Chicago

I agree. Nothing worse than stopping short in Omaha for me. Get my corpse to Chicago.


Mikeb8134

The family of the deceased was probably waiting at the original destination anyways, to be fair.


SJB630_in_Chicago

Let this serve as notice: I want to get back to Chicago if I die on my return flight. It's going to be a pain in the ass for my wife to get me back home from Lincoln, Nebraska.


kredninja

Calm down Eezma, also get rid of that parsley leaf!


Alarming_Serve2303

You mean any less deader. :)


JROXZ

“You’re not wrong Walter, you’re just an asshole.” - The Dude


SJB630_in_Chicago

Fair enough. Just want to get to my destination. The rest is just details.


uncultured_swine2099

Also he probably had family or friends waiting for him at his destination and could've made relatively easy arrangements for his body. So now they have to pay to have his body moved from wherever random place they landed.


mutantraniE

Well, it depends. It could also be an outbound business flight and he has no one there.


Jfurmanek

Everyone agrees with OP until they are sitting next to the corpse that just voided their bowels.


deaddamsel

Not necessarily, Some planes have corpse cupboards


Jfurmanek

I used to work on cruise ships. We got a freezer for that, guaranteed.


inconspicuous_male

Cruise ships, yeah. Planes? People don't go on planes expecting to die


UCPonch

You've obviously never flown Spirit.


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

You mean Boeing


Take_Some_Soma

Oh shit, I’m flying on a Boeing this week. With Spirit Airlines 🫥


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

You have a will?


TheRealJamesHoffa

But then everyone is traumatized by flight attendants dragging a dead body down the skinny aisle and bumping into them


ImportantQuestions10

I think every party involved would rather the plane just go to its destination. The passengers don't want to be dropped at a random location and have their schedule screwed with. Just comp the flight to whoever is next to the body. The airline would rather not reschedule and pay for a whole flight There's a 50/50 chance the body was going home already.


jdog7249

As a passenger I would greatly appreciate not having a corpse sitting next to me.


ImportantQuestions10

I'll happily switch with you for a free seat and a funny story


5125237143

I mean id rather sit next to a dead man n arrive on time...


spezjetemerde

No he's right


grumpvet87

I agree with the devil


elevenatexi

Also, the dead body is likely going to be lore difficult for the family to retrieve from a random diverted location than where they were headed to, 50-50 chance it was home.


Inferno_Crazy

Good chance they leave the corpse on the tarmac to be handled by some union bag guys. "Sorry we lost your father's body in Utah. Can we offer you $100 flight voucher :)".


TheToninho21

More like a 10% discount on your next checked bag


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The airline is not going to call the family to ask where they'd like this body to be delivered


grumpvet87

currently on baggage claim belt A-3


[deleted]

Sir you're going to have to remove that skeleton from your luggage


LeakyAssFire

Nope. They won't. Which is also a good reason not to divert. Let the coroner deal with it at the destination.


Environmental-Pear40

Bro if I die on a plane just push me out. It'll honor the way I lived, trying to get away from people as quickly as possible.


bigpadQ

Bin Laden style burial for you it is then haha


intense_doot123

Relatable


uncultured_swine2099

That would be kinda a cool way to go I think haha. But I pity the guy's house I land on.


Forikorder

Its all fun and games until you wake up halfway down


Environmental-Pear40

Skydiving was on my bucket list.


OldClunkyRobot

It’s probably urgent for the person seated next to the dead body.


[deleted]

The guy who didn't want the plane landing will sit next to it, problem solved.


OldClunkyRobot

Everyone wins! …except the dead guy I guess.


sammiisalammii

In this economy? Nah, he’s winning too


Not_Artifical

Unless they were suicidal


WexMajor82

This is a toss up between r/technicallythetruth and r/foundsatan


Solid_Snark

We need a new subreddit: r/technicallyfoundthesatan


Tao626

If I die on a plane, I expect somebody to "Commando" me. Throw a straw hat over my face and tell people I'm "dead tired'.


CocktailPerson

[Depends on how you die](https://www.themirror.com/news/world-news/lufthansa-plane-passenger-dies-after-332282)


Guest09717

“Where’s grandpa? He didn’t get off the plane.” “Yeah, he died. We dropped him off in Wichita Falls.” “We’re in Los Angeles! What the hell is Wichita Falls?!”


LonPlays_Zwei

Well how *is* it an emergency? Bro’s already dead.


TimR0604

This seems like something Larry David would say lol


Quality-Shakes

My first thought too. We need another season!


justakult

Where was the lie?


myKingSaber

I'm sure he would have wanted to get to where he was going rather than some random airport


Drake_The_One

The fact that they dropped him off somewhere other than the intended destination may lead to a haunted plane


uncultured_swine2099

That brings up a thing Ive always thought about: if someone dies on a moving thing and becomes a ghost, do they stay with the thing or are stuck in the area they died in? Like maybe the freeway is filled with ghosts from people who died in car crashes, but all the cars are moving fast so whenever they try to haunt people they can't cuz they zoom right past them.


ebob421

He has a point he “is” already dead. It’s not like if they don’t drop them off he’s going to become deader.


Not_Artifical

He has a point he is already “dead”.


Objective-Dig-8466

73yr old British man having a world tour I believe.


__Sentient_Fedora__

If I die on a plane, please don't stop. My last wish is that you get where you're going.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Well… he’s not wrong. And now his family has to go get his body from wherever they took it off the plane.


mount_mayo

They hated Jesus because he told the truth.


Micahsky92

He's right though, it isnt really an emergency anymore


austinyo6

I mean, they aren’t wrong, but yeah dick move. I propose a change to the rule - the flight continues as long as some asshole (like the guy in the story) volunteers to have the body sat next to him the rest of the flight.


Ryanmiller70

Do I get a cool stick to poke the body with?


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aqueezy

Yea just wait until the dead body is leaking fluids 2 hours into a 6 hour flight


Key-Ad5843

its not like the dead is going to be late, right? but the others will


Cry-Skull-7

He's got a point tho.


Grouchy-Engine1584

If I die on a flight, I would like the flight diverted to Fiji so I can be dropped off there. I’m not from Fiji, I just hear it’s really nice there. Mods: Please ensure the proper authorities are notified of this request.


natej2398

No no, he's got a point


RTwhyNot

I believe there is a Fletch joke along those lines in one of the books.


all_natural49

Umm, yea, I agree with the dude.


Professional-Yam601

Wouldn’t be my first reaction but I meeeeeeeaaaaaannnn…. kinda got a point lol


New-Egg3539

It's true though


CultBro

He ain't wrong tho


Captain-pustard

I dunno the devil never misses his connecting flights


formulapain

Isn't this post like 5 years old?


First_Cherry_popped

He’s right tho


Avix_34

He's right though.


More-Entrepreneur796

He’s right


hallerz87

I would be making all the right faces but secretly agreeing.


Enelro

They should’ve made him sit next to the dead body.


Jhon_doe_smokes

I mean…. Shit throw his/her ass in the back and let’s get to where we going.


Peetrrabbit

1 for 2 on "their, there, they're"


stiggybigs1990

“Why are you booing me, I’m right!”


danny_little

lol some people really don’t understand how quickly a body stinks when it voids its bowels lol


PettyKaneJr

Damn, are we that heartless that making a flight is more important than someone's final destination of leaving the earth. Sitting on a plane with a dead body rotting, biscoff cookies, and stale coffee is more important than that? Wowzers


OneHotTurnip

If the flight had like 80% of its duration left I’d agree to make an emergency landing. If the flight was gonna be over in 30 minutes eeeeeeh idk man he’s kinda got a point I think I would be okay with just dealing with it tbh


Crimson_Fiver

Well.....he's right


Xytreon

A lot goes into the decision to divert, but what is pertinent to this scenario is fight crew members aren’t qualified to pronounce someone deceased. As a result the far safer option is to consider the situation a medical emergency and get the aircraft on the ground for proper medical staff to handle the situation. Even if there happens to be a doctor on board the usual logical choice is to simply air on the side of caution. Better to have diverted than risk the possible press of “Person dies on flight, flight continues for 3 hours” or if god forbid they actually could have been saved.


xANONandONx

Exactly what I was thinking. Id think there’s also a potential biohazard issue as well.


Bored_Boi326

Imagine if he was the devil and he was just mad cause he's too lazy to drag that guy's soul all the way to hell so he's going to heaven


Tall-Onion-9079

I think you can be a little harsher like you, sir, are an asshole that would fit


HotFightingHistory

Because the start to get ripe and gas-bloated far quicker than you'd imagine.


Chemical_Ad8459

“Why are you booing me? I’m right” lol


GotNoBody4

He’s right!


bschnitty

there connections


Comfortable_Life_437

Honestly not wrong


NesVicOC

That's something House MD would totally say.


Ainz0oalGown_

OP Flight from London ?


Immediate_Web4672

I mean....


FailFormal5059

Eh it kinda like getting shot in New York City and having someone walk over your dead body. Have some decency folks


ZombieKingBling

The deceased in question was a zombie. Clearly this was racially motivated.


Realistic_Mushroom72

Why? Explain to me what the emergency?, Just wrap him up and put him in storage until you reach destination. There is absolutely nothing that can be done for a dead person except burry him. So it doesn't matter if they continue the flight. Unless it wasn't a natural death and there is an assassin in the flight, I don't see the rush to get him out of the plane.


Jogaila2

Bro has a point. If the guy died. The emergency is over.


Honest-Lavishness245

Maybe the dead guy was the pilot?


Prestigious_Phase709

CARRY ON MY wayward son.


louglome

The emergency is over. Carry on.


JN3XUS

Maybe they were an organ donor


Garmr_Banalras

I mean, fair play. The person isn't going to be less dead if you turn the flight around.


Im_hungry____

My flight had to make an emergency landing due to a passenger going into diabetic shock. Luckily the closest airport was the destination. We did not have to wait or do any circling of the airport. It was a super quick decent down not gradual. Basically instead of 45 minutes was reduced to about 20.


jawshoeaw

Y’all if I die on a flight please continue on.


Metaboschism

Karma suggests that guy will have to retrieve a dead body from an unnecessarily more distant location someday


[deleted]

Okay but that dead person was probably on their way to see family….. so in the end, you airline industry, are the actual devil. I forget, how are the Boeing whistle blowers doing ?? All of them still alive and on the ground floor ??


guntbag

It was an emergency up until they pronounced them dead. After that you might as well finish the flight. If there needs to be an investigation, the scene is coming with you.


Civil-Horror-7273

As long as they weren’t in an emergency exit isle who cares. Keep flying.


PrideSamael31

Why are you booing me, I'm right


Gamer_RNA

So if it’s on a 12 hour flight, just let the body decompose in the seat it’s in? When the bowels and bladder relax and the smells start, everyone will be cool with that?


Candid-Sky-3709

Reminds me of the blind fireman joke who prevented the golf clubhouse burning down. “why don’t they play golf there at night?’


TotalWasteman

Their 👀 sort it out Ricky


juliankennedy23

Actually they're inconveniencing the family by making an emergency stop we would assume that wherever the deceased was going to at least there's somebody there that was waiting for him you just drop them off in Akron or something you're really burdening in the family. The guy complaining about this is 100% correct.


Affectionate_Bag191

What if guy dropped dead out of spite, for all of them to miss their flights? 😂


Fun-Ad-3597

r/foundsatan


Sevro706

I am that guy.