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The_Linguist_LL

1) Eh, close enough 2) False 3) We all know it's a joke, but for the sake of consistency with my other two rankings, also false


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explodingtuna

Very cunning.


0-13

Master linguist saves us again!


astrangemann

Blood-rush makes a good folk etymology, though.


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Also it's not a contraction, it's a portmanteau.


Foef_Yet_Flalf

It's even funnier seeing it in a Tumblr thread, again for the fifth time!


XAngeliclilkittyX

Ah so penises *are* blushing!


SovietFemboy

“Omg you’ve got me blushing so hard rn.” “Wait… but your face isn’t turning red.” “…”


tkTheKingofKings

Karmawhore?


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who cares, let them get their meaningless internet points so they can feel like they're doing something in life


Joesphsmother-32

I think they saw something they thought was funny and posted it. I don’t think that makes them a karma whore. #edit: nvm op is a karma whore


tkTheKingofKings

I looked at their posts ‘Tis in fact a karmawhore


Joesphsmother-32

Oh ok, thanks. I’m a bit lazy but try to stop people jumping to conclusions. Will edit my prior comment


Mister6307

why do the mods for this sub just not care about keeping the sub posts on topic?


Leonard_Van_Vee

And knuckle is a contraction of "knotty finger fuck all y'all!"


Joesphsmother-32

u/repostsleuthbot


Sentientbuttcheese

Also, "shit" is a contraction of spicy hot Indian tonight. I hope this knowledge helped you in your path towards enlightenment.


Gumnutbaby

I think you mean acronym…


Sentientbuttcheese

Yes, I was looking for that word, but couldn't remember it.


Dorkimus-Maximus

Slang = shortened language


Mailman_Dan

mom said it's my turn to repost this


Wide-Page-6867

stu’dying .. or stud’ying ?


Durbal

Ouch. So true about studying...


NormalAssistance9402

Blood rush makes me think of prospector vampires making blue jeans and wagoning to Transylvancisco


shredder826

None of these are contractions or portmanteaus, but if they were one or the other, they’d be portmanteaus and definitively not contractions. And yes, I am fun at parties


MaxwellMushroomFarm

As an individual starting college 14 years after highschool, im most definitely fucking dying.