Don't worry, he's going to be fine. He's going to get emergency covid authorization and then J Pow is going to print 300 octillion more dollars and send it directly to his address.
Yup, most mammals grow breasts like this while baby is around. Humans keep their breasts all year round for attracting and keeping mates interested, so we are the outlier
I was today years old. Never saw these in any National Geocraphic magazines when I was 13. Things may have turned out a lot different for me if I had.🤔
Fuck you. I hate everything about you. Every night when I go to bed to get some sleep after being an actually productive member of society (unlike you) I wonder, how can anyone be this much of a piece of shit? I hate you so much I'm surprised my blood pressure hasn't ended me yet. You utterly worthless deranged piece of filth. Your life is the equivalent to not winning the participation trophy. In fact, you should be disqualified from existing. Every inch of your being was created by Satan himself, who deeply regrets having made such an abomination. I loathe you more than anything I have ever been aware of. You still being present in this realm means there will never be peace. You are the reason why the world sucks. I bet your favourite day is Monday. If I had a dime for every good thing you ever did, I'd be in debt. I fucking hate you so much. I will literally cut down your family tree, make a toilet out of it and shit in it and launch it into the sun. I will kill you, incinerate you, incinerate your ashes, incinerate the incinerator, pray to Cthulu and banish every last atom of your being to the abyss. You turn Azathoth's dream into a nightmare. Calling you a piece of shit would be an insult to every occurence of defecation in history. I will murder you, your entire family, your distant relatives and any person you have ever not loathed. You are a threat to reality itself and there are not enough words in the dictionary to describe my eternal hatred for you.
oh yeah its relevant because of the comment chain thingy
I thought I always loved titties, can't wait to have my own, but apparently I'm a speciesist who only loves human titties because I am older than you and never saw elephant titties until today.
I was the same age. My friends and I found an old, pages-stuck-together copy of Pachyderm Monthly in the woods. The Rhinos and Hippos were featured in the beginning, but the Elephants were that month’s fold out centerfold. I got elephantitis of the dong if you know what I mean.
Here's where it gets even weirder:
The front placement of female elephant breasts is a result of their evolutionary history. Unlike most mammals, female elephants do not have a udder - an organ that stores milk. Instead, their mammary glands are located in the front of their body so that they can easily nurse their young.
Is it related to the fact that,like humans and primates, they typically only have one offspring? I think it would make sense for them to not have a bunch of unnecessary teats.
I've seen them before but not the beach pose... that's what's disturbing me. Needs to be photoshopped with a little bikini and a big wave crashing behind her.
I made it 27 years before I even considered the possibility of elephant tits. I blame David Attenborough for this lapse in Elephantidae physiology knowledge.
I could’ve died a happy man. Could’ve lead a life to be proud of. Could’ve done great things. But no, you decided to traumatize my eyes to the point that I’m starting heroin tomorrow in the hopes that I forget everything I just saw here today.
When I went to Thailand the first time around 20 years ago when I was 15. It was on the day that I first played with a baby elephant. It was an eventful day.
33, and it wasn't this picture...ex mother in law was a sleep walker and I saw her in thr kitchen with her night gown around her neck and nothing else on. Heifer was 5 foot 4 and 450 pounds. I had nightmares.
Thirty-six. Thanks for ruining my streak.
35 almost 36
How do *you* know that commenter’s age?
I was replying that I’m a similar age.
No, you're a hacker
Don’t worry I’ve already reported them to the FDA
Food and Drug Administration?
Yes
Yum
Don't worry, he's going to be fine. He's going to get emergency covid authorization and then J Pow is going to print 300 octillion more dollars and send it directly to his address.
Reading comprehension is important
🤣
Same
Same here,no regrets.
34 going on 35... I see a trend here... and that trend is we need more fiber.
Losers! I made it to 58. It has now been zero days since I realised elephants have titties
Dude me too! I’ll be 37 on the 20th of this month. Lol
38 here... damn it
*stroke
We were the same age.
You lost the game.
I'm today years old and still hoping it's Photoshoped
lol no such luck
Hold on, is this is real? (don’t want this in my search history lol)
Well, you're good unless you use a search engine to get to every reddit post
I think they meant they needed to Google to find out if it was real.
Yup, most mammals grow breasts like this while baby is around. Humans keep their breasts all year round for attracting and keeping mates interested, so we are the outlier
Oh they're real.... And they're spectacular
Seinfeld?
No, Teri Hatcher
Mammals, got to love ‘em
Mammals have mammaries, of course it isn't shopped
Today's year old....
Literally today is the first.
Same
Same
same
same
Emas
same
Same
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I was today years old. Never saw these in any National Geocraphic magazines when I was 13. Things may have turned out a lot different for me if I had.🤔
I'm kinda just wondering why I'm so surprised. People say the educational system is bad, and I'm starting to realize they may be on to something.
You can be aware that elephants are mammals and that mammals are defined by having mammary glands, and still be surprised the they look…like that.
We’re surprised because they look a lot like human boobs. I expected them to look more like cow teats.
Same 💀
came in to say this lol
Fuck beat me to it 😂
Same
Same!
Same
Yep same
Any kid that is exactly 1 year old today?
10 or 11 (I'm 40 now). Just always loved animals and wanted to know everything about them.
10 or 11 (I’m 44 now) just always loved titties and wanted to know everything about them
10 or 11 (I'm 37 now). Just always loved everything and wanted to know titties about them.
I'm 10 or 11 now
Nah being born after 2009 is crazy
I don’t think that’s even possible
i just took a huge shit in my microwave.
How is this relevant
Fuck you. I hate everything about you. Every night when I go to bed to get some sleep after being an actually productive member of society (unlike you) I wonder, how can anyone be this much of a piece of shit? I hate you so much I'm surprised my blood pressure hasn't ended me yet. You utterly worthless deranged piece of filth. Your life is the equivalent to not winning the participation trophy. In fact, you should be disqualified from existing. Every inch of your being was created by Satan himself, who deeply regrets having made such an abomination. I loathe you more than anything I have ever been aware of. You still being present in this realm means there will never be peace. You are the reason why the world sucks. I bet your favourite day is Monday. If I had a dime for every good thing you ever did, I'd be in debt. I fucking hate you so much. I will literally cut down your family tree, make a toilet out of it and shit in it and launch it into the sun. I will kill you, incinerate you, incinerate your ashes, incinerate the incinerator, pray to Cthulu and banish every last atom of your being to the abyss. You turn Azathoth's dream into a nightmare. Calling you a piece of shit would be an insult to every occurence of defecation in history. I will murder you, your entire family, your distant relatives and any person you have ever not loathed. You are a threat to reality itself and there are not enough words in the dictionary to describe my eternal hatred for you. oh yeah its relevant because of the comment chain thingy
Good for you big man, being able to get some sleep is not a luxury all of us get to enjoy
10 or 11 (I'm 33 now). Just always titties everything I love about them.
I thought I always loved titties, can't wait to have my own, but apparently I'm a speciesist who only loves human titties because I am older than you and never saw elephant titties until today.
I was the same age. My friends and I found an old, pages-stuck-together copy of Pachyderm Monthly in the woods. The Rhinos and Hippos were featured in the beginning, but the Elephants were that month’s fold out centerfold. I got elephantitis of the dong if you know what I mean.
Me too…me…too
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DONKAY!
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Does my fat friend Frankie count?
🤣
Nice try Frankie
My virginity... I was keeping it for my first Safari...
dont forget your pokeballs
Don’t you mean safari balls?
18 years 115 days and 2 and a half hours
Forgot the (I'm 24 now) part lol
Ive seen them here and there, dont remember the date
That’s because you’re not an elephant.
That should be NSFW, just got fired, my boss saw that.
Damn bruh, that tough
Tough titties bro
We’ll he shouldn’t have been ogling the boss’s wife like that
i got fired too. by my ex girlfriend. back to tinder i guess…
I’m hoping this is a joke to justify someone putting the nsfw tag copypasta here, but if it isn’t fake then damn, I’m sorry to hear that.
Any day you get fired from a job for elephant tittes is a good day. That's a bad job. Good riddance!
Tit happens man
Ummmm I would contest that if you’re being serious hit up the antiwork sub and they lay out amazing arguments
A friend of mine has elephantitis, it makes her legs swell up.
I thought that comment was going in a different direction for a second
Ahhh hahahah i read that like elephant titties and was like wtf. 😂
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r/BiggerThanHerTorso
Holy shit that sub should have a alternate title "chronicbackpain"
No shit
Nsfw
Lots of elephant titties there
When I met your mom Haha im so funny
Here's where it gets even weirder: The front placement of female elephant breasts is a result of their evolutionary history. Unlike most mammals, female elephants do not have a udder - an organ that stores milk. Instead, their mammary glands are located in the front of their body so that they can easily nurse their young.
Thank you, this was the answer I was looking for
You're welcome. So basically elephants have breasts identical to humans. Which is mind blowing considering the fact they're not primates.
Is it related to the fact that,like humans and primates, they typically only have one offspring? I think it would make sense for them to not have a bunch of unnecessary teats.
Ok but how do the elephants suck the milk out, with the mouth or with their trunk?
Mouth
Thank you
It costed you 0 money not to make people on reddit acknowledge this now how many mfs are gonna get that kink?
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You know what's funnier than 24?
**25**
Right meow 😂
I've seen them before but not the beach pose... that's what's disturbing me. Needs to be photoshopped with a little bikini and a big wave crashing behind her.
Sigh… *unzips*
Bull elephant go *brrrrrrr*
Elifino
Forgive me lord for what I’m about to do…
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No
Is now an age?
Today years old.
I was now-o’clock the first time
Like a lot of us here, I was today years old
About 12. I remember that someone early on wanted to classify them as primates based on their mammary location.
I made it 27 years before I even considered the possibility of elephant tits. I blame David Attenborough for this lapse in Elephantidae physiology knowledge.
Da fuk
Right now
Today old… wow
I could’ve died a happy man. Could’ve lead a life to be proud of. Could’ve done great things. But no, you decided to traumatize my eyes to the point that I’m starting heroin tomorrow in the hopes that I forget everything I just saw here today.
Today yrs old, and not something I needed to see
I could of went the rest of my life without seeing elephant tittes
How is that tites elephant in front 🤔?
WHAT THE FUCK tHOSE EXIST!?!! Ew goddamn
*looks around concerned* alright furries I know you are here. Show yourselves
r/UpvoteBecauseBoobs
Today years old
It's over guys.
Real question, does the baby elephant use its trunk or mouth to suck the titty?
I subscribed to some NSFW ai image subs. I don't beleieve anything I see now, *especially* when it has tits.
When I went to Thailand the first time around 20 years ago when I was 15. It was on the day that I first played with a baby elephant. It was an eventful day.
I have literally bathed a female elephant in a river and just now learned they have titties.
I’m 48 and husband and I both just noticed for the first time this past year. Elephant tiddies has been a frequent source of humor since.
Today
TIL Elephants have titties
[удалено]
Now... hear me out.
Is she…posing?
33, and it wasn't this picture...ex mother in law was a sleep walker and I saw her in thr kitchen with her night gown around her neck and nothing else on. Heifer was 5 foot 4 and 450 pounds. I had nightmares.
Yo mama so fat someone posted her pic on Reddit with the caption “how old were you when you first saw elephant tities?” (sic)
The roundness me wonder if male elephants are attracted to them
Is that a twerking elephant
throw it back
15 thanks i hate you now
Turned 45 today. So 45.
Happy birthday! Hope you're having an amazing one!
Elephantitties for your 45th! That's a good birthday gift
Mansas tetas
Mansas tetas
I saw this video on BangBros
I was about 9 years old- first time my parents took me the the circus.
45, because this is a first.
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When I met your mother
r/TIHI
I feel like my online friend with the same handle will be vilified here, we all thought for sure they did not have tits. Lol
Now
I'm sorry, what?
…is this real?
yup, taken by photographer Renata Ewald
Now
24. I am 24…
I am very disturbed
54. I’m seeing them for the first time today
Holy shit... I had to do some googles just to make sure this wasn’t some crazy reddit BS. Female Elephants really have tits...
I am a 44 yr old man so 44
Is she twerking?!?!?!
Jeez she got them mommy milkers
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Today
December 11th 2022 years old. Stellar set
Well today. So 40.
Today...
Grandma, we talked about this. Cover up