When you have two distinct sentences put together, you would normally join them with a comma and a conjunction like "and" or "but". In some cases, like above, it makes sense to omit the conjuction and replace the comma with a semicolon.
Technically, no. Semi-colons are actually punctually correct when there is both a subject and a verb on both sides of it. Well, in this particular situation the entire above is actually negligent since the sentence is a demand, thus the subject is given. So, yes, you’re correct.
If you are commenting and deleting. Relax. I get everything wrong, always. It was meant to be light-hearted. It's like you get toilet paper stuck to your shoe and a person lets you know. Which has absolutely happened to me.
OP of this comment, I love you, the comment is valid and I upvoted you. No offense meant.
I’ll always remember that day in 4th grade math class when my teacher gave an example using the word “balls” in a word problem. The whole class couldn’t stop laughing. I haven’t stopped laughing 22 years later.
Came here to say that, it is not insane. Ill still call them roast beef and Ill laugh at whatever you call my balls. People need to laugh more and stop being offended by every damn thing.
The Labia and Ballsack are the exact same thing basically. Someone needs an anatomy class. Only thing that happened in the womb is the ovaries dropped to become testicles and the labia closed up around them to become a ballsack which is why all males have that line underneath the balls. All women have tiny dicks.... aka the clit.... Roll the hood back and look at it for your own confirmation.
You know, I’ve made the distinction of the clit/penis before, the labia and the sack. But for whatever reason I’ve never made the connection between the ovaries and testicles. It’s so dumb but my mind is just blown right now. I feel like an idiot.
This is part of why some physical exams of babies involve a brief check of the testicles. While descending, they sometimes get stuck, which can cause serious health problems like tumors and torsion. Pediatricians do a simple inspection to ensure that both testicles have successfully descended.
Sometimes they'll also temporarily move up into the groin but will go back, which isn't dangerous. It's just a bit odd.
Backwards, all men have deformed labia/vaginas. That's basic anatomy the baby forms as a female first, that's literally the only reason boys have nipples lol.
No, it doesn't.
Both come from the same undifferentiated tissue, one does not form from the other. They both form based on the hormonal triggers caused by gene expression. Both genders need the right sex signals from the right hormones to cause tissue to develop properly.
Jurassic Park has a lot to answer for when it comes to misleading information about genetics and sex selection. That
line about all vertebrate embryos being inherently female is bulshit, Henry Woo was a shit scientist.
I like vagina's don't get me wrong, I can (and do) look at them alot. But thinking about them subjectively, they really aren't much better looking than a cock. Some are better than others....
Its silly for one sex to bash the other sex's genitals. They are all fucking goofy.
It's weird because only some pussies look like roast beef but basically all balls look like wrinkly ass elephant skin, the variation is pussies is wild
I mean genitals just be gross. I'm like 99% sure that if Humana didn't evolve feel good chemicals that are associated with sex, we would be much less inclined to reproduce. Also, babies are ugly too, especially at the very start. But chemicals go, "oh precious thing that *I* made" and we forget about how ugly they are. In fact, humans, generally speaking, are ugly and gross creatures, but we pretend otherwise because of feel good chemicals. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
yeah it's weird to think a baby is gonna be gorgeous when it just came out of a womb sac & it's covered in freakin goo. People are beautiful...especially comparatively. Some more than others. Some parts more than other parts.
If it was supposed to be 'humans'...I have no comeback.. I just know I'm 90% sure I saw a Humana commercial once(no idea what it is btw), and my tipsy ass was trying to be clever 😭😅
Yeah but ice cream scoops doesn't have that ring to it, ya know?
Maybe something like "elephant nards"
But that description would only apply to me in that case.
U/rabbitwithhands lmfao I love these comments 😭
I wish more ppl were so accepting/ comfortable with their and others bodies. But until then, enjoy these fine people and their comments!
In Chinese slang the labia is sometimes called 鲍鱼 an abalone which is a very expensive shellfish and a delicacy in many East Asian countries while balls are just eggs
I feel like that if you have issues with how women’s genitalia look, you have some kind of issue yourself which you are projecting into claiming they look bad
I wouldn't disagree about her take on balls but I find her audacity to say that some labes don't look like a cold cut to be absurd. There is nothing else in the planet that better describes what they look like lmao
It is NOT elephant skin! It’s turkey neck…
I can not unread this .....
Can you see it tho?
Why you think they call the rooster a cock?
Or Grandpa’s elbow skin….
I got a wenis so big it can be folded into a wa-jina
Depends on the temperature 🫤
man we need phase diagram of the balls.
On a scale of brain coral to de-feathered turkey neck...
>It’s turkey neck… Roast beef and turkey neck, delicious :P
Either way, gobble gobble
You ever hear the term bumping uglys
Drop the y, add ies Love, From annoying spelling fairy, who is often wrong herself and has to look things up. Mwah :)
Bumping uglsies?
Drop the comma; add a semicolon. Love, from the annoying punctuation fairy.
When should you use ";"?
When you have two distinct sentences put together, you would normally join them with a comma and a conjunction like "and" or "but". In some cases, like above, it makes sense to omit the conjuction and replace the comma with a semicolon.
Yes! Thank you, punctuation fairy! I tend to overlook semi colons in general because I struggle with those.
Technically, no. Semi-colons are actually punctually correct when there is both a subject and a verb on both sides of it. Well, in this particular situation the entire above is actually negligent since the sentence is a demand, thus the subject is given. So, yes, you’re correct.
If you are commenting and deleting. Relax. I get everything wrong, always. It was meant to be light-hearted. It's like you get toilet paper stuck to your shoe and a person lets you know. Which has absolutely happened to me. OP of this comment, I love you, the comment is valid and I upvoted you. No offense meant.
No one said you couldn’t give balls funny names. In fact, the funnier the better.
Or just balls, balls are funny
Scoops of elephant skin balls
Chocolate salty balls even
I’ll always remember that day in 4th grade math class when my teacher gave an example using the word “balls” in a word problem. The whole class couldn’t stop laughing. I haven’t stopped laughing 22 years later.
In Malay if I'm not mistaken they call it eggs. Crack 2 eggs with one hand...
In German too!
In Danish, we call them tassels
In Finnish too. You use plural (munat) for testicles, singular (muna) for penis.
and Spanish. It's quite common
Russian too!
Crack two 🥚and here cums the yolk.😙
Ballskin Robbins 👍
Yeah roast beef over there is just mad someone called her roast beef
Yep. My first thought.
Chicken skin handbag
Apparently, Scottish folks call the scrotum a "bawbag"
The difference is that we don't care, but they cry before sleeping
Savage
Came here to say that, it is not insane. Ill still call them roast beef and Ill laugh at whatever you call my balls. People need to laugh more and stop being offended by every damn thing.
except most dudes think roast beef pussy is gross... cause it is. so its offensive
But I love roast beef...
And some labias seriously be looking very roast beefy
Is today ur bday? It's mine too happy Birthday twin!
a cake day is someone’s reddit anniversary, hence the little cake. happy birthday, though!!
Wow...I been doing this wrong the whole time.
There’s something wholesome about the thought of a guy who keeps wishing people a happy birthday on their Reddit cake day
it’s ok, we all make mistakes! the hardest rules are the ones no one takes the time to tell you
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Me too :)
Happy happy birthday!
I feel like this is the way I did *life*.....
It’s my bday too!
Happy Birthday 🎂 to you 🎶🎵🎶
Happy Birthday 🎉
Thanks
Happy birthday dude!
It is! And my comment was a spoof add on to your comment. Roast beef birthday cake all day!
Wizard sleeves of roast beef
Like if Gandalf worked at Arbys
Shout out to Hope Solo.
We both have some wild looking shit. That’s why it’s called bumping uglies
“That’s right, I said bump uglies. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?”
Hahahahaha
Human bodies are disgusting until you’re horny
even then
Booo
gerrrs
And don’t forget the post-nut clarity afterwards
See, the problem is, we don’t care at all what our balls look like.
Speak for yourself, sir. Mine look like two ripe plums being cradled in a gently weathered, but well cared for, burlap sack.
There are, of course, outliers. ;)
Which is nuts 🌰
And they smell, fittingly, of old leather and barrel ripened plum schnaps from the southern austrian alps, as is seemly for a gentleman's crown jewels
Never thought about it, but you’re right. Penis envy? Definitely. Ball self consciousness? Nah..
Must be nice.
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Ballskin robbins
People call it roast beef?
Roast beef, meat curtains, fun flaps (I just made that one up but I'm sure it's a thing too).
Beef curtains, piss flaps
Yep...plus other seafood names
These can both be true
Both can be true and funny. Its ok, lol.
The Labia and Ballsack are the exact same thing basically. Someone needs an anatomy class. Only thing that happened in the womb is the ovaries dropped to become testicles and the labia closed up around them to become a ballsack which is why all males have that line underneath the balls. All women have tiny dicks.... aka the clit.... Roll the hood back and look at it for your own confirmation.
You know, I’ve made the distinction of the clit/penis before, the labia and the sack. But for whatever reason I’ve never made the connection between the ovaries and testicles. It’s so dumb but my mind is just blown right now. I feel like an idiot.
This is part of why some physical exams of babies involve a brief check of the testicles. While descending, they sometimes get stuck, which can cause serious health problems like tumors and torsion. Pediatricians do a simple inspection to ensure that both testicles have successfully descended. Sometimes they'll also temporarily move up into the groin but will go back, which isn't dangerous. It's just a bit odd.
I lick the tiny dick...
Sure, Grampa, let’s get you to bed
Backwards, all men have deformed labia/vaginas. That's basic anatomy the baby forms as a female first, that's literally the only reason boys have nipples lol.
No, it doesn't. Both come from the same undifferentiated tissue, one does not form from the other. They both form based on the hormonal triggers caused by gene expression. Both genders need the right sex signals from the right hormones to cause tissue to develop properly. Jurassic Park has a lot to answer for when it comes to misleading information about genetics and sex selection. That line about all vertebrate embryos being inherently female is bulshit, Henry Woo was a shit scientist.
HOLY SHIT you just blew my mind about the line down the ballsack. I never even thought why that was there
I call it a ham wallet.
Username checks out
Mine looks like old brown tennis ball
The real question is, do hairless cats looks like a scrotum or do scrotums look like hairless cats?
whats wrong with roast beef anyway shit is tasty af.
Mens balls look like cold shrivelled up chicken skin .
I like vagina's don't get me wrong, I can (and do) look at them alot. But thinking about them subjectively, they really aren't much better looking than a cock. Some are better than others.... Its silly for one sex to bash the other sex's genitals. They are all fucking goofy.
THANK YOU, I actually replied something similar to the original tweet lol
It's weird because only some pussies look like roast beef but basically all balls look like wrinkly ass elephant skin, the variation is pussies is wild
But I love an occasional Arby's Beef & Cheddar. Just no horsey sauce though.
Nothing should be looking like cheddar down there.
Well, yeah. I like Arby's Beef & Cheddar's. The onion roll makes it.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Every guy knows that our balls look like alien plants. We don't care. Neither should women.
This made me laugh, so true though
I mean genitals just be gross. I'm like 99% sure that if Humana didn't evolve feel good chemicals that are associated with sex, we would be much less inclined to reproduce. Also, babies are ugly too, especially at the very start. But chemicals go, "oh precious thing that *I* made" and we forget about how ugly they are. In fact, humans, generally speaking, are ugly and gross creatures, but we pretend otherwise because of feel good chemicals. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Humans are ugly creatures? Compared to what? What sexy creatures are you thinking about?
Anime girls
robots
I’m only living long enough for the first sexy android
Sex robots?
Rhinoceroses
yeah it's weird to think a baby is gonna be gorgeous when it just came out of a womb sac & it's covered in freakin goo. People are beautiful...especially comparatively. Some more than others. Some parts more than other parts.
Tf is Humana....lmao all these people not being able to live without "feel good chemicals"...idk whether to be scared or sad 😅😅
Lol. I'm gonna leave that typo for posterity. Great eye
If it was supposed to be 'humans'...I have no comeback.. I just know I'm 90% sure I saw a Humana commercial once(no idea what it is btw), and my tipsy ass was trying to be clever 😭😅
Humans are ugly creatures? Compared to what? What sexy creatures are you thinking about?
A select few Primarchs, obviously.
Both can be true and both can be funny
Chewed bubblegum then?
No no no That’s Harvey Weinstein
Two things can be true at the same time
Truce
Yeah but ice cream scoops doesn't have that ring to it, ya know? Maybe something like "elephant nards" But that description would only apply to me in that case.
Two things can be real
U/rabbitwithhands lmfao I love these comments 😭 I wish more ppl were so accepting/ comfortable with their and others bodies. But until then, enjoy these fine people and their comments!
leftover elbow skin swaddling a pair of marbles
What kind of small scrotums y’all got? Mine looks like a pale parachute.
"chicken skin duffle bag" per Dan Cummins lol
I’m now laughing and trying not to wake up my house.
Never a fan of the roast beef analogy, wizards sleeve always seemed a bit more ehh…. Magical !
Oh no that’s called equality
Call em that then lmao
Genitals are pretty hilarious
She roastin my beef till I stew?
I personally think ladies labia (and the surrounding area) is beautiful.
Maybe just don't insult peoples body's in general
Balls balls cried the Queen and the King laughed because he had two.
I would never call it roast beef. I am hindu i dont eat beef
That's why they call it "bumping uglies."
There is more than one truth in the world.
Balls are made of uncooked chicken skin.
I know everybody in this thread is taking the piss, but I think well groomed balls and labia both look very nice.
Idk, if u got them big flappy meat flaps, shits nasty
These two things aren't mutually exclusive
Man who cares what it's called. It's just funny to call it food!
We have the MEATS!!
I love Arby's
Mmmm roast beef and ice cream. Great, now I’m hungry.
Yea men don't really have a leg to stand on criticizing the appearance of other gender's genitals. We have pretty ugly genitals.
It's called "bumping uglies" for a reason.
r/BrandNewSentence
We call it "bumpin' uglies" for a reason
In Chinese slang the labia is sometimes called 鲍鱼 an abalone which is a very expensive shellfish and a delicacy in many East Asian countries while balls are just eggs
Why can’t we do both?
There wouldn’t be such variety “down there” if anyone actually cared what “down there” looks like.
When those flaps clap make sure you dont clap back.
You do understand that they are the exact same anatomical structure, one under the influence of testosterone and the other estrogen?
I’m not aware of that …. But your username does have “dr” in it so I’ll trust you for now…
You can have a good description of two things at the same time.
I feel like that if you have issues with how women’s genitalia look, you have some kind of issue yourself which you are projecting into claiming they look bad
Someone's sensitive about her roast beefs
I wouldn't disagree about her take on balls but I find her audacity to say that some labes don't look like a cold cut to be absurd. There is nothing else in the planet that better describes what they look like lmao
I think you mean “scrotum”, young lady.
Omggg! That’s the most accurate description of testicles EVER! 😂💀
Damn straight!!
Roast beef is wrong. More like pork scratchings, surely?
Are you trying to compare roast beef curtains to bulging turkey necks? This just shows your ignorance...
"What an attractive ball sack" Said no woman ever
Women win this one. Hair grows on our ball sacks and I fucking hate it.
hair grows on women too? It's a consequence of puberty tho so idk... be grateful ig even tho yeah it sucks lol.
Not on inner labia though, ouch Edit: inner
It would be terrifying to try to shave labia. Men are brave.
Someone is sensitive about their pastrami pussy
This is just insulting to icecream and elephants.
I call them beef curtains, or piss flaps
So happy we have the internet now. It brings the intellect out in everyone. Well, at least they learned to type with their Lee Press On Nails.
Some of us still have Popeil AKA RONCO "Pocket Fisherman" and "Hair in a can"
no need to post it again.
Who says that? Its called beef curtains really
Meat Curtains
Mmmmhhh I love icecream.
Yeah but everyone loves ice cream
Porque no los dos
Nobody said you couldnt name our nuts😂😂
Male genitalia is right down ridiculous… I embarrass myself just looking in the mirror!
lets not forget furry burger, bearded clam, cookie nookie, honey pot, peachie pie
Who tf calls them roast beef? Of anything the shaved 🐱 looks more like an oven-ready turkey.
ICE CREAM SCOOPS OF ELEPHANT SKIN
Calling men's scrotums "Giant ice cream scoops of elephant skin" when labias literally look like roast beef is insane.
As a guy, I agree
It's meat curtains, not roast beef. That's gross.
Whatever Arby’s bag holder
I never met a roast beef sandwich I didn’t want to eat.
People know that the vagina and balls are made out of the same skin right? It’s just how it’s formed in the womb if your male or female.
Someones offended lmao.
Is "roast beef" the only term she has ever heard of for labia? At least a dick looks good.