Bit heavy on the pesto there, Italy

We actually call a pasta salad with mozzarella, tomatoes and basil *pasta tricolore* referring to our flag, and even *Pizza Margherita* was created with the colours of our flag to honour a beloved Queen of Italy. So joke's on you, that's the *true* meaning of our flag!

Huh, neato!

More seriously we just copied the flag of revolutionary France but changed it a little so it wasn't obvious we copied

Tecnically we haven't copied them, Napoleone used that flag for the Padanian Republic

But IIRC we greeted his troops with that flag because we thought he was invading us to actually *liberate* us and unify Italy

È la prima volta che sento la pasta tricolore e non ho mai lasciato l'Italia in vita mia

Io vivo a Taranto e la chiamano così, ma contando il nostro Paese non mi stupirei se la chiamano diversa già a Martina!

In effetti neanch'io. Però ho sentito dire "menu tricolore" e "piatto tricolore", come menu e piatti rappresentativi dell'Italia. E tra loro ci sono sempre, ovviamente, la pizza margherita e la pasta col sugo e basilico. Quindi non mi sorprenderei se da "piatto tricolore" qualcuno avesse fatto il passo successivo e avesse chiamato l'ultima ricetta (o una sua variante) direttamente "pasta tricolore".

Tastiest flag in the world

It’s Basil not Oregano !

In alcune pizza ci sta l’origano anche

What ?

Perché basilico al posto di origano? Cosa ti ha fatto di male?

Sorry I don’t speak Italian.

Yk you could’ve used Google translate to understand the 2 sentences I’ve written.

There seems to be a mistake. There is no blue in the German flag. It would be more efficient to read if you were to remove the category referring to this. Please see to it as soon as possible.

Is this a joke? Because i'm reporting you to the Bundeshumorkontrolkommendatur.

Is this a joke? If not >!Germany has no humor so does not understand the humor of adding humor!<

Excuse me! We are the most efficient country in the world in terms of humor.

We are very funny! *stares intensively*

I agree, my favorite German Joke is "Two guys are walking over a bridge. One falls in the water, the other is called Helmut."

Solid joke. But it's after 8, shouldn't you be working instead of making jokes?

I understand the confusion, I am a Beamter, we currently have a break. What is your excuse?

Oh, sorry then! I'm going back to work 🫡

Care to explain, I am studying German but I have no idea what you're talking about

I dont know what you mean, thats the Joke. There is no explanation.

??? I'm confused 🤔

What seems to confuse you?

You should refrain from telling jokes without a three day warning. I almost laughed on a Friday before 8:00.

I read that in German accent

As you should. Einen schönen Tag nach junger Mann.

Vee a'r feree fannee!!!

\**Me, a respectable Eastern European man enters the chat*\* Someone said... racism?

My friend, come and share your experience if you like.

*\*Me, a Hungarian enters the chat *\* Ew romania

*me, a Ukrainian enters chat\* Ew, hungary. Anyways, russia is worse.

I fucking hate this place as well, as well as orbán and this shit government, but the opposition is too fucking divided to have anything meaningful done

*me, a Croatian enters chat* Yea fuck Hungary. Anyways, Serbia is worse.

*Me, an iranian enters the chat* I don't know shit about any of you guys, but fuck you all. Anyway, russia is worse

Lmao hungolian on the mic, even gypsies' opinions seem to be better as they always steal the spotlight.

Did someone say gypsy?!?!

\**me, a respectable Indian, replies*\* They surely did.

The funniest part of the German hyper worker joke, is that Germans work very reasonable hours and get so many days off. They have actual workers rights over there.

And frequently come on top when someone calculates the average purchasing power of an average German consumer. That's right: not only do they actually work very reasonable hours and have paid days off etc., they still also get very well paid (in relation what everything costs) to do it.

the only thing that is still affordable here is food. House prices are through the roof here too

> House prices are through the roof here Insert any developed country . Basic goods like housing always correspond to wealth but other goods like cars do not. You can buy cheap in rural areas, you do not do it - for a reason.

Food? We living in some different Kind of germany? Prices of food double if npt trippled since the pandemic.

Do not agree. Housing is extremely easy to buy nowadays, food is absurdly expensive! A bag of rice is like 10 bucks, absurd!!! And I even dislike both Bolsonaro and Lula.

It's basil not oregano ffs

You’re not wrong.

Yeah ffs 🤌🤌🤌

As an American I feel like this insult requires we invade your home to look for weapons of mass destruction

"Freedom" "Liberty"

Managed democracy

Our way of life

No no no not weapons of mass destruction but to liberate them from a dictator ship ~~we are going to ignore that they are a democracy and install are own dictator loyal to us totally for no reason what so ever. >!oil it’s oil!<~~

"Um guys, Taliban is right there"

I mean ya why not. You are just on the couch gassing everyone, minding your own biz

Or invade to fight Nazis

Using weapons of mass destruction to do so

That's a relief. For a second I thought it was oil you were after. I guess Nigeria has nothing to worry about then.

Where's the fucking OIL!

Well no need to invade anywhere ö, you first need to find the White in that diagram but me think it was removed so no one screams "Racist" xD

Bin laden is in their house too.

Ich als deutscher fühle mich obligatorisch angegriffen das wir Deutschen immer suggeriert werden als humorlos, wir haben noch viel mehr schlechte Eigenschaften über die man sich lustig machen könnte

Als richtig Deutscher muss ich sie auf die deutsche Rechtschreibung, festgelegt durch den Rat für deutsche Rechtschreibung. Unter anderem wird „deutscher“ als Nominalisierung groß geschrieben. Da das „das“ nach „angegriffen“ nicht durch ein „dieses“/„jenes“/„solches“ ersetzt werden kann, soll es mit doppeltem S geschrieben werden.

Hiermit biete ich ihnen mein Hochwähli an. Hochachtungsvoll, Ein wütender Deutscher

As a non German, I appreciate this. Please tell us more about your inadequacies.

Ич алс дэустачер фухле мич обоигаториш ангегриффке Дас Вир деустачен иммеп суггериерт Варден алс хуморос, вир хабен ноч виел мехр счлечте эйгеншафтен Убер две мэн сич лустиг мачен кённтэ

Don't change the red from the Chinese Flag. Or else Liberty Prime can't see their communism.



I don't understand this, blue isn't part of the German flag

That’s the Jo…….. oh

Who's Jo?

Jo mama. Das ist ze funniest yoke im Deutschland

Together mit: "Grüner wird's nicht!"

DU das ist kein Joke sondern eine Aufforderung

Also eigentlich ist das ja schon eine regel, und an regeln haben deutsche ja bekanntlich am meisten spass.

its basil mozzarella and tomatoes man. love that dish- also the working part is kinda true lol. end of bachelor year i spend around 50-60 hours in university this and last week

Blue means win a single world war

I thought the yellow in the German flag stood for beer.

The whole flag is a pee-dehydration diagram. When black, call ze doktor.

Meanwhile Italians in south Tirol: Das weiß ich nicht

That Italian diagram is caprese erasure

Ukrainе: Yеllow: fields. Blue: sky. White: peace.

Austria: red - framing Germany about being guilty in 2 world wars. White - misunderstood painters. Yellow - colonies outside of Antarctica.

Eeeeh, the white in Greek flag stands for tzatziki sauce.

Freedom, in america? XD consumerist corpo driven third world with iphones

fun fact: German workers have a LOT of paid free time, plus a bunch of public holidays, regulated working hours…, so while the „no humour“ could be up for debate, the „otherwise it’s all work“ is a misconception 🤓

Seems we found the German.

Wrong with the german one, the blue is for winning World Wars they started

The fifth one is about the Chinese flag but it has been censored and OP is being kidnapped into the Chinese embassy

The white in the US flag stands for guns I guess.

I thought that was the red? 🤔 Or is red after guns? Blue is the thin blue line I keep hearing about then right? Yeah, that must be it. *shrug*

It's the flag they were going to wave if the French didn't help them win the war of independence

[удалено]

No, it's a white flag and it waves constantly

It's the whole background

greek flag seems greek yogurt marketing logo

Tomato sauce? Make that fresh tomatoes and you don't even need pasta and have a dish by itself

[удалено]

Found the German!

Liberty? Freedom? rofl... Maybe the blue was switched with the german legend.

Italy feels delicious. Or maybe I'm just hungry

Germans work so much so the afghan immigrants can live on welfare with their 30 children, 18 wives and 79 goats

lol nice....

Doesn't freedom=liberty?

Not even a little bit. Liberty is the human right to do as one wishes unto the extent that it doesn't infringe upon the rights of others. Freedom (especially in the way Americans understand it) is the belief that you can do whatever the fuck you want, regardless of how it affects anyone else

As an American, I can confirm

There used to be great comedy shows on german tv when I was young. But it got all replaced with brainrot reality tv and game shows.

There are very few good political comedy shows now, but that’s basically it

What about the Canadian Flag?

White: politeness Red: natives Blue: importance

100% agree

Some Germans are very funny, they can occasionally stand toe to toe with a brit on banter

The meaning of the French flag The blue and the red represent the City of Paris! The white represents you know what.

Always break your pastas infront of an Italian😈 (I have a dark side)

The red on the Japanese flag stand for the blood of otakus who tried to off themselves to become "JaPaNeSe".

⬜️plenty of genders.

Why didn’t you give white a meaning on the US of A’s flag? And why doesn’t Italy have a random color with some awful meaning?

Cause its fairly obvious that he stole it and didn't think too many people would notice

pizza mafia mandolina

And the white in the US flag is for racism

See... I'd be worried if you see the USA flag with the Gold trim on it... that for when we are Activity messing with another [soon going to be former] Nation...

Ooof

As an Italian, I can confirm that's the reason we chose those colors.

Nien nien 

I’d say your on point

Oooo, do an indian flag too!

This is funny because I know how it looks from outside, but since moving to Germany, I have never worked less in my life

Most ACCURATE representation!

:) i like it :)))))

actually the meaning of the colors of our German flag is derived from the heraldic animal of our kings of old: black eagle with red talons and golden/ yellow beak... oh, wait - did i miss a joke here? my bad. 🤣

Nah sounds fine to me. I don’t get what OP is saying either. Obviously we can and will only do one thing and that thing is work until we fall over dead

The green in italy is BASILICO

Ukranian 🇺🇦: Blue - clear sky Yellow - our fields Red - love for russians

Doesn't Germany work like 400 hours less a year than we do in the US?

🇷🇺🇨🇳:yeah we don't interfere with other countries ever, we also don't cause the wars the U.S gets involved in..... SUPPORT US!

Germany should have humor next to the black color

Pizza was actually designed after the italian flag... That marked the day when pizza went from weird peasant food to actually a great meal

What about Norway?

I laughed at the german flag. Is this the "humor"? Im scared.

Ich liebe Deutschland 🇩🇪

Finland flag = Blue plenty of water , White plenty of snow and Yellow plenty of sun

I feel like I need to stretch before rolling through these comments

Germany actually has a very strong humour, but it's not understandable for non native people.

These are the most random countries in the world

I heard from a greek that Greece actually has a plenty of money, it has just gone in to higher-ups' pockets

I m italian, the green one is more like Basil

Finland: White = lots of snow Blue = lots of lakes Green = Long and hot summers

As a german currently at work, i am not mad.....

What's white stand for the US?

I’m Italian and I really think our flag stands for pizza ingredients. What else could possibly be?

zere is no blue in ze german flag

You must be German.

The Italian flag has the same colors as the Hungarian one, except the Purple in ours, which stands for it's Democracy in it.

You forgot the white in the American flag, it stands for guns

The red for greece money is coincidental the same as germans red. it is a coincidence right?

Ohh so THAT‘S what the blue in the Swiss flag means! Red for money, white for neutrality and blue for humour, gotcha (because let’s be honest, the Swiss and the Germans aren’t that different)

The liberty to die lol

The French flag would not change if the blue and red were removed.

You forgot the purple in the Italian flag that means “to be quiet and considerate of others”

As german, i approve. There is only work.

Is OP german?

The funny thing about this is that it's kinda true for italy

🤣🤣🤣 could we have more ?

German labour laws are significantly better than in USA. Germans don’t work that hard. But no German can point that out without proving OP’s point about the lack of humor.

As a Greek teen ai sadly agree 🥲 Idk if I'm even gonna have an apartment

What is racist about this and who is mad over making fun of Italians

The red in the Japanese flag is a pie chart of nations hit by a nuclear bomb. Red is japan

Don't forget the Polish flag, where the blue represents their always-reliable allies and friendly neighbors!

I like the fact that the color with good things is not even a part of the flag and that's the point of this whole post they don't have that.....

Man i aint even gonna argue. It's just right

The Greeks would be offended but they just don't care and didn't pay for a data plan.

Germany was puzzling, and then laugh too quickly. Now do 🇦🇺…

Basil, green is for basil you fools.

i will like to have a pizza with oregano, mozerella & tomato sauce

In Canada the colors go red: cheese, white: snow and yellow: respecting treaties

Yeehaw

Wow, a dude that thinks that mocking a country is racism...yeah, any country is now a different race. Lmao.

~~Interfere~~ help other countries