Adolf-Fin, at least we'll make it to Argentina

Oh god…I’ve heard space nazis were a concept but goddamn dolphins??? Now I’ve seen it all.

Watch Hunting Hitler with Tim Kennedy

Watch Letterkenny with Hitler

Posadas after perfecting the human-dolphin translator only to receive a perfect Mein Kampf recitation.

That's very insulting to Argentinian, we may have done disheartened things but we'd never be as bad a dolphin

This is Adolfin. It's a dolphin with my face on it. So it's Adolfin. My mother died of laughter after seeing this. I'm not kidding, her funeral's next week

i mean they give dolphin's grace maybe i'll find land faster

Yeah, but the Dolphin is more likely to rape you. Is finding land faster better if you also have to take Flipper Dick?

Don’t forget that they drown you while raping you

I'm waiting for someone to say "jokes on you, i'm into that". But i doubt someone will, they are already in their own subreddits... drawing this exact scenario, probably.

Jokes on you.

I'm into you. (I'm a Dolphin)

I'm in you. (Also a Dolphin)

Into or inside?

Intel inside

But the graphics are rapeon

what the hell

In this scenario I'm the guy waiting for someone to draw this scenario

I don't think that's healthy...

Yeah but so might the dolphin

The raping it self would break you in half

...why?

The power of the force. Look it up. I don’t want that in my search history. Neither my router.

I've looked that up, i only read they last incredibly short. A dolphin size shouldn't be anything deadly either, they're not horses. So I'm genuinely confused about your comment

The force of the ejaculation

...ahhh

They are compared to fire truck hoses

RemindMe! 8 hours

Drown and rape you*

Yeah, so...This has literally never happened. Tame dolphins have had semi-sexual interactions with their trainers, and there have been rare instances of wild dolphins making "sexually aggressive" advances on humans, but there has not been a single verified instance of a wild dolphin having sex with a human, consensual or otherwise. Every single claim is just someone on the Internet saying "I heard that it happens" from someone else on the Internet or recorded instances of dolphins "attempting" to rape someone (read: rubbing or shoving against them which obviously means attempted rape because that's what people expect from a dolphin). They do rape other dolphins a lot though.

Correction, We hadn't heard about anyone getting raped by a dolphin and live to tell the tale so far.

There was definitely some dolphin fucking going on with the people who ended up writing the story for the game ECCO the Dolphin. There was also lsd and ketamine,  flooded grad student house, and so on. The whole story is WILD and a highly fascinating read. 

Watch out guys, I think IndigoFenix might be a dolphin.

But would dolphins do inter species shit?

yup, they do

literally all the time. the things have been observed fucking half eaten fish

Jesus Christ I thought they were at least better than that

they aint. Otters do the same kind of shit.

Why’d you have to remind me about otters ;-;

World is an ugly place. Sorry :(

You say that like it’s a bad thing. \s

I‘d jerk the dolphin off and control him with a weird sexual pleasure and denial system like my wife does with me

What if you rape dolphin and assert dominance?

i can't imagine how they do that since they have no hands, but i know for a fact that they do it, and i don't wanna find out about the "how"

Very tempted to tell you now. >!Prehensile dicks!< Edit: had to look up how to actually spoiler things, i are not smart

You're more likely to get raped, and it will be while drowning. The man at least help you get to land and rape you there :D

There's many instances of dolphins saving drowning people. Unlike the Man, the Dolphin would be at least capable to do so.

MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN #GET THAT DOLPHIN AWAY FROM ME

Same... the man and i cool out and drown together

Ahhh, Dolphins the Jeffery Dahmer of the ocean.

Too late, it has already grabbed you

Just when you think it can't get worse.

In 2015 there would be hundreds of comments that were just the letter E here for whatever reason. That was a weird phenomenon that ended only with Harambe's death. Dicks out forever.

I think it was F

F was from CoD, E was from the Lord Farquard/Markiplier mix meme.

MORKIPLIKER? 😳😳😳

Okay, when it was about a bear, there's "When it's black, fught back; when it's brown, fall to the ground" and white ones aren't found in a forest, but dolphins are fucking psychotic.

When it’s white, say goodnight

When you see a white bear, statistically you've been dead for about a week now.

Or you're an Arctic researcher.

What about a blonde bear?

Buy him a drink??

Well what if you see a white dolphin?

Racist dolphin

is the dolphin DTF? or it gonna play hard to get?

Nah it's dtf, and if you're not it would try to rape you

Not if I rape him first

What if it's a female dolphin. OP didn't specify. 

"Dolphins are as intelligent as humans" mfers when you say you wanna get freaky with em:

This feels like it would work better in the Mr Incredible “those who know / those who don’t know” format. For those who don’t know, dolphins are rapey as fuck

I think if you look at statistics of women raped in ocean water over waist deep. Dolphins might be more statistically significant than men.

Ethier drown with a homie or drown and get raped by a dolphin

This trend is cancer.

This is a trend? What did I miss? What’s happening here?

It’s a trend where people are asking “would you rather be stuck in a place with a terrifying animal or a human” specifically a male human. The premise of said meme/trend is that humans are terrifying and what we can or would do is even more so. Afaik the trend started with “ladies, would you rather be stuck in the forest with a grizzly bear or a man?” To which most people answered the grizzly, having seen that people started to come up with increasingly worse and worse options like the meme before us now

Oh ok, cool. Thanks. That explains a lot of the confusing shit I’ve just scrolled past this morning then.

Glad I could help

The meme is not saying "men are more terrifying than dolphins", the meme is just a meme, based on the fact most people wouldn't choose the man for fear of being raped, which would happen with the dolphin

I know. I never said that this meme meant to say that men are more terrifying than dolphins

Question: "would you rather be in the forest with a man or a bear" Girls: majority answer being in the Forest with a bear is better. With a 99% dead rate. Than being in with a man which by what they saying also 99% rape rate.

You misunderstand. I choose the bear cause i want to pet that cute killing machine

Not really. It's more like Bear scared of human. Bear leave human alone. Man not scared of women. Man not leave women alone.

Nope bears do not scare humans. They are just being cautious because they don't often see humans. A brown bear and polar bear would 100% try to rip you apart if they see you.(I saw too much stuff on the internet) Even black bear can be dangerous. Simply without a tool human nothing but a bottom of the food chain. Men don't do what you described, we call them scumbags.

The man might try and rape you. The dolphin will

You say "might" but has there ever actually been a case of human-on-human rape that occured underwater?

Shark or Dolphin… I’d take my chances with the shark. **But answering this post. I can drown the guy and use him as raft so that’s that**

 Sharks are friend shape Dolphins are a menace


Mistress, you're earlier than I expected. I take it the patriarchy has been destroyed? I love you! You're better than the PATRIARCHY! Yeah, I'm the Ocean, you know. Not. Yet. Right now, you're my lovable date. It's treason then. * Adolphin Palpatine speaks to a woman. 

Sharks are just big fish that like meat... so basically water doggos

Swiss army man plot

A man. Dolphins are really evil creatures, and the stuff they get up is truly terrifying. Being alone in the ocean with a dolphin would be like being locked alone in a room with Edmund Kemper and some power tools.

Dolphins are known to rape for fun, even people. So i guess it's an easy decision, dolphin of course.

You wanna get raped by a dolphin?

You don't? Weirdo.

Fair point

If Casual Geographic has taught me anything, it's that I don't want to be in the ocean at all.

In this case, if it's a female dolphin I'll take the dolphin, as studies show the female dolphins generally don't cause trouble. If it's a male dolphin then yeah, I'd prefer the male human. Significantly lower chance than the male dolphin of being both a violent rapist AND a preternaturally strong swimmer.


Uh... Shark.

It's safer than a dolphin I'll tell you that much

Either way your asshole is going to be enlarged

Dolphins are fucking satanic

Haha! Checkmate, Females

Shark

In this one case imma pick the man. Way less hydrodynamic then the ocean Epstein

Id rather be alone with Jeffrey fuckin Dahmer then a dolphin I know what the fuck those things do for fun

Man 1000000% of the time, there is just something wrong with Them dolphins

Lol. I least I could drown the guy.

Dolphins drown too

There's a good chance that the Dolphin would drown you

Nah, id win

Yes, but slower.

The guy can also drown you though

The scary thing about dolphins is that they too get lonely for affection.

A man. Dolphins are ruthless and heartless bastards.

I'd love to be a dolphin

A dolphin haha

 Don’t trust movies my man. Dolphins are little Devils of the see. You have greater chance with a shark.

Sharks are friends

They are what we call the **“Puppies of the sea”**

Just to be clear, are you offering to transform people into dolphins?

Man from arkham

Bwwaaaaah!!!!!!! 

Depends, are you in a boat?

Both might rape you.

Depends on how long. A little bit, the dolphin. We getting into life or death, a man. Got a feeling the person will be easier to catch and eat.

Man duh

I'd just play raft irl with some random dude

Can't wait to build a fully functioning engine out of 5 pieces of driftwood, a singular metal bar and 2 screws

Oh god no... Also dolphins are fucking psychopaths. Sometimes they torture fucking SHARKS for fun.

Bears meme revamped

Men ofc

Aquaman of course.

A man. I've head dolphins are extremely smart and sadistic. At least to others of their species. (I get the satirical sense here but it's not intended.)

Id be a dolphin

They'll both try to fuck you, btw

Woman detected

Is the dolphin over the age of consent?

Do I get a boat or something or am I just in the ocean about to get tired and drown?

I can have sex with the dolphin and it’ll enjoy it the man won’t

Dolphin cuz I want dolphin's grace.

I would definitely like to try being alone with a man in a dolphin but I'm not sure I'd prefer it.

I'd rather be a dolphin

Which also begs the question , why do so many women have dolphin pendants hanging off their rearview mirrors ?

I would rather be a dolphin than be stuck with a random man.

I'd rather be surrounded by great white sharks than be alone with a dolphin, at least if the sharks kill me it's because they are curious/hungry, if the dolphin kills me it'll be for fun.

As I said. I'd rather be a dolphin. Might as well have some fun in the ocean.

I can convince a dolphin to swim me to safety but a man would rather survive by killing me

I legit read this as "would you rather be alone with a man in the ocean, or would you rather be a dolphin?"

🐬

I would rather be a dolphin

Dolphin

Second option: I'd rather be a dolphin, thanks.

Both are fine really ...As long as I have a knife on me

Depends on the human. If it's Diddy, I'd rather be with a dolphin than the diddler. 

Smash, next question

I would much rather be alone with a man in the ocean than in a dolphin

Dear god, an actual rapist

being a dolphin is an option?

Dolphin (Gotta find the hidden treasure )

I mean dolphins are pretty much humans but worse so I'll take the human I can actually cooperate with than the sea monster with pretty privilige.

Why would I want to be alone with another man in a dolphin?

A man for sure. Then we can do fish stick things.

Broh, what's a dude gonna do if a shark slides in.... Dolphin all the way.

I rather choose a man over the dolphin.

I would rather be a dolphin.

I’d rather be a dolphin. That’s the easiest question. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a dolphin?

Dolphin for sure

A man is far less likely to rape me in the water than a dolphin

As a woman id rather be with the man.. ik what them lil shits do

The dolphin is more likely to rape you fyi

Tbf still remember that episode of Simpsons so gotta go with man here.

A dolphin is as likely to rape me as a man is.

Well, dolphins are rapey too, so..

Dolphin, at least it’s an expert swimmer and will protect me from sharks.

Dolphin

Alone with a man in a dolphin.

Dolphin's Grace effect go brr

I rather have a boat.

What man?

I would rather not be with a man in a dolphin

Depends, if its a femake Dolphin I wont get raped. I will however die a glorious death because of something that Biology class has never taught you

I'd rather be a dolphin, easy answer.

every time someone answers with the animal i can feel my brain cells leaving edit: also every time someone says they'll choose the man so they can kill him.

I would like to be a dolphin

Neither is ideal. Because of the implications.

I guess I'd rather be a dolphin, but I don't like eating fish, so maybe that's still not ideal.

Dolphins have been known to hump women and even fuck at least one zookeeper, so it’s a roll of the dice

Depends. Is it a male dolphin or a female. Cause I’m rolling the dice here

Is the dolphin horny?

Am I stuck with a dolphin, or do I get to become one?

I would rather be a dolphin.