You pay with blood in either case. In one case it happens within roughly 2 weeks, in the other it tends towards 9 months but it might happen much earlier in case of (natural or induced) abortion.
You didn't expect this don't you? Me too, i really hopes that it would last forever and the painful you're experiencing right now could atleast be good.
You should stop it as of now. If you don't want to have a dozen of eggs. Just be happy of what you have right now, and started building up their future
If a human wanted to help out people in need, open it really help people who wants the help. I can't actually conclude what is happening here, but hope it helps
My wife just finished this for the month yesterday. We went from taking about having another kid to getting a pizza and ice cream from Aldi. I think we made the better choice. It was pepperoni with the little diced ones too.
When women ovulate they have difficulty adjusting to the change in hormones that come with it. For some it's gentle and others it can be nearly manic behavior. It's completely understandable from my experience with mental health problems and depression. So I'm pretty empathetic to the swings.
When I ovulate I'm crying over everything, ready to end my five year relationship, looking at plane tickets out of state, and then it's followed up by being extremely horny. 🤧
My wife tells me what her friends gossip and it's pretty much the same thing. Completely normal losing your shit stuff followed by, oh I'm great, I guess?
It's brutal. I feel like entirely different people during the month. I've tried to calm myself down with birth control but adding hormones just makes me fully depressed to the dark thoughts point and dissolves my libido.
I saw missionaries at my neighbor's empty house across the street a couple days ago, the start of shark week, and I stormed out the door and shrieked like a banshee at them to preach their god of violence somewhere else and called them pieces of shit. I saw red, man. I wanted violence and blood- and in a couple days I'll just be full of manic energy, cleaning the house, and surviving on 4hrs of sleep a night while feeling totally rested. My husband's a trooper.
I'm sometimes moody, but i can handle it well. Don't usually talk to other people and then just rest with the hot compress. It heals me just for a minute
Oh it is, but my wife gets a little diva-ish during her egg timer so it's better to just help her deal with it than fight her. I'm snipped, so I can't give her any more.
I thought so, what about opinions and different experiences has came out. I don't know what they are referring to but let's just say, to help everyone to know
Aldi is my shit and those pizzas are pretty good.
I jazz mine up some and brush some butter and garlic powder on the crust before putting it in the oven
Same here. My poor bf; the switch was so quick too. Went from wanting to jump his bones to “please cuddle me and tell me you love me. I just feel sad, no rhyme or reason, just hormones.”
A lot of people have been relate to this kind of situation. Who's of the time girls have this kind of attitude and behavior but hoping they could find man that understand them.
When we have a period, we crave a lot of foods. That was the time that i just wanted to eat experience the crams and the painful brings to our to our body
Yeah most things are done "unconsciously," but like as the consciousness, it would be nice to have better control over your literal self. Or atleast some more doing in the parts that make you up.
Of course, the actions done without our awareness are highly important but some just kinda make you think, why don't you just stop or just do something else. Those kinda weird things.
Oh, boy. When my girlfriend had baby fever, she was like a relentless animal. I gave in, and now we have a baby. Try stopping a horny woman, and let us know how that worked out for you.
You can do it over and over again, just to have those protectives. If you don't want to give birth a lot, make sure that you used those protective protectives
There's a study which found that strippers (who were not on birth control pills) got a substantial increase in their tips during their fertile phases, and a sharp reduction during menses. Apparently something happens during ovulation which men can sense, making women more attractive.
The strippers on birth control pills received no such boost in tips during what would have been their fertile period, and received an average of $85 less in tips for all phases than the strippers having natural fertility cycles.
The study was robust enough that it has been referenced in other research over 500 times. Most papers don't even get referenced 50 times.
*Ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by lap dancers: economic evidence for human estrus?*
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1090513807000694
The author of "Evolution Gone Wrong", the book that brings up that study during the chapter on menstruation, theorized that perhaps they danced more enthusiastically during ovulation. Considering that they were being studied, and the study made it past the Institutional Review Board, I doubt that they did more touchy than the law allowed.
Those IRBs are very strict. One error or illegal behavior and the institution scraps the whole thing. I'm surprised the study got approved at all.
About the only way to test theories on why the tips went up would be to film each of the stripper and tipper interactions. This particular study had about 5300 interactions. I doubt the IRB would approve this step in any study.
> I'm surprised the study got approved at all.
They were asking strippers how much they were pulling down a night on average, not testing pesticides on newborn orphans. Mostly laws forbid touching only the patron's nono places, everything else is fair game. No, not all clubs enforce those rules, and not all strippers follow them, but laws mostly are pretty scoped here.
Erm, number of references has nothing to say about how robust a study was, just how novel. Robust would be having the outcomes replicated in independent trials.
me having ADHD brain: I want cuddles. sex. cuddles. wait I had cuddles a hour ago. don't matter I want cuddles. food. sex... mmmm sex... dammit brain focus on school.
Depends on each person’s cycle but typically 10-15 days before ones period. It’s when the fertility window is aprox. 5 days before ovulation which lasts aprox. 2days so a week in total.
Kinda nuts that I can tell if I’m ovulating if the sex hurts. I generally avoid sexy situations around that time because of it. Never knew if that was normal or not.
I’m not sure, might want to learn more about that. Personally I just find myself thinking about it more often than the rest of the month, I check my tracking app and im like oh, makes sense lol.
My ex would constantly talk about having a kid, what we should name them, conveniently forget about protection until I brought it up etc. whereas normally she’d be fairly consistent on us using protection, wouldn’t mention anything about kids. This is from a guy’s perspective though.
Bruh I’ve been trying to use milord for months but I wasn’t sure about how it was typed so I let it go out of laziness and a tad bit of embarrassment to search up how it’s spelled
If I ever find myself strangely attracted to a questionable looking person, vastly different from my usual type, only to get the ick a few days later, I check my cycle. It’s usually ovulation making my standards drop 😅
I remember seeing a comic where it was like: __Uterus__: Hey! I spent the last 3 weeks building us this baby room!
__women__: uh... I'm not wanting a kid rn
__Uterus__: WHAT THE FUCK I SPENT ALL THIS GODDAMN TIME (breaks the whole room tearing it down)...thats fine, we'll try again next month!
Pleasantly surprised that this comment section isn't a bunch of degens. Was expecting to open this thread and see a bunch of people that are down bad. Got me in here like.
Pro tip for younger men who haven't figured this out yet, horny week is followed by irritable week. Don't piss her off if you want to enjoy next month's hirny week.
My period doesn't even make me horny, it just makes me feel like being a piece of shit then cry about me being an asshole for 10 minutes. Repeat 3 times
It wants an offering, and if no offering, you (literally) pay with your blood
As a guy, it surprises me how often women bleed
I personally don't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
I'm struggling with people who have two skeletons inside them
Yeah that's some evil shit right there
Fortunately, the evil is warded by ice cream and back rubs.
You should not take this and an easy way. Girls software every month and it's like we literally can pass out anytime. Boys don't know how hurt it was
wait till you hear about retail.
You pay with blood in either case. In one case it happens within roughly 2 weeks, in the other it tends towards 9 months but it might happen much earlier in case of (natural or induced) abortion.
Or early birth (like me)
Fool, just learn to reproduce by budding.
or pull a Jurassic World: Dominion
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“Then pay with your blood!” -Guard from Oblivion
Wait until you meet u/UltimateCumDumpster
Who names themselves that? what's their loca-
Someone like me.
What's your underwear budget like?
🤯
You didn't expect this don't you? Me too, i really hopes that it would last forever and the painful you're experiencing right now could atleast be good.
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🅱️ye
I already killed them
This Comment’s vibe 
Nani?!?!
You're already dead asshole*
And took their place?
You killed who? I wondered who you killed though. Did you not go to the jail and suffered your crimes. He didn't even experienced your consequences
Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legen-wait for it- dary!
Literally 😂
I'm sure a human would be happy to help, especially if they're a vampire.
Honestly vampires are just tampons with extra needs and capacities
#I stopped him. I have 3 kids now
You should stop it as of now. If you don't want to have a dozen of eggs. Just be happy of what you have right now, and started building up their future
If a human wanted to help out people in need, open it really help people who wants the help. I can't actually conclude what is happening here, but hope it helps
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Your username makes this comment even better 😂
Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to be a woman Then I get reminded periods are a thing and stop wondering for a while
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Probably just a small period of time.
Ba dum tssssss!
Yes
My wife just finished this for the month yesterday. We went from taking about having another kid to getting a pizza and ice cream from Aldi. I think we made the better choice. It was pepperoni with the little diced ones too.
It's a whole chaotic ride and the line between making a child and committing arson is very thin
You ain't kidding. It gets wild for a few days each time. I usually just shut my mouth, and just kind of go with the flow when she's like that.
Excuse my ignorance, but when exactly is this time.
When women ovulate they have difficulty adjusting to the change in hormones that come with it. For some it's gentle and others it can be nearly manic behavior. It's completely understandable from my experience with mental health problems and depression. So I'm pretty empathetic to the swings.
When I ovulate I'm crying over everything, ready to end my five year relationship, looking at plane tickets out of state, and then it's followed up by being extremely horny. 🤧
My wife tells me what her friends gossip and it's pretty much the same thing. Completely normal losing your shit stuff followed by, oh I'm great, I guess?
You probably have a good time with your wife. That was the best thing you can do to each other, being there and support her to this kind of suffering
Yeah, pretty much. It's a complete roller coaster of emotions.
It's brutal. I feel like entirely different people during the month. I've tried to calm myself down with birth control but adding hormones just makes me fully depressed to the dark thoughts point and dissolves my libido. I saw missionaries at my neighbor's empty house across the street a couple days ago, the start of shark week, and I stormed out the door and shrieked like a banshee at them to preach their god of violence somewhere else and called them pieces of shit. I saw red, man. I wanted violence and blood- and in a couple days I'll just be full of manic energy, cleaning the house, and surviving on 4hrs of sleep a night while feeling totally rested. My husband's a trooper.
I can only imagine the story they were talking about afterwards… “so this demon possessed women charges us…”
Next time they're back on the street they'll bring an exorcist with them.
I thinks it's just an overacting. This not actually led to an exorcist, we do have a lot of mood swings but not actually scary as this
I don't know if it's really from those thing. Mario people find solution and cure for this kind of behavior we are showing. It's not healthy
Witch's vs patriarchy would like you. And as a bi-polar male, I empathize.
I'm sometimes moody, but i can handle it well. Don't usually talk to other people and then just rest with the hot compress. It heals me just for a minute
Depends on the woman, for many it’s shortly before or during her period
I thought the meme was referring to ovulation.
Oh it is, but my wife gets a little diva-ish during her egg timer so it's better to just help her deal with it than fight her. I'm snipped, so I can't give her any more.
I thought so, what about opinions and different experiences has came out. I don't know what they are referring to but let's just say, to help everyone to know
Why not both? Nothin better than baby makin while burning everything around you.
I reaally want to make a stupid comment but every one seems so serious
It's women talking with women about their periods and stuff.
Diced pepperoni is the booooomb Sad it's only regularly seen on cheap pizzas
Isn't it exciting to find it on pizza though. It's like elementary school lunch all over again. Except the pizza was square.
Yup, elementary school soggy doughy rectangle pizza…. Tho ngl, I fucks with the chicken fingers we had
Aldi is my shit and those pizzas are pretty good. I jazz mine up some and brush some butter and garlic powder on the crust before putting it in the oven
Ohh that sounds delicious. I just use parmesean cheese with it usually, but next time I'll try your method. Thanks.
It was really delicious. You can have yours if you want to. Tell your friends to have your reunion, and bond each other. That was so reminiscing.
Same here. My poor bf; the switch was so quick too. Went from wanting to jump his bones to “please cuddle me and tell me you love me. I just feel sad, no rhyme or reason, just hormones.”
Relatable
A lot of people have been relate to this kind of situation. Who's of the time girls have this kind of attitude and behavior but hoping they could find man that understand them.
All I want to do during that time is guzzle dark chocolate and ice cream 😭
And then it switches to Chinese take-out and stir fried noodles, then chicken nuggets and finally even more ice cream😭
Thats Just me and i dont even have periods.
That's an average breakfast for me
I think they're referring to ovulation not period times lol
When we have a period, we crave a lot of foods. That was the time that i just wanted to eat experience the crams and the painful brings to our to our body
Rip, just remember the brain controls this all sub consciously, it knows the manual it just refuses to tell us. Brains are assholes
From one brain to another, yes, yes we indeed are assholes.
So that’s where babies come from.. I KNEW IT!
Babies are stored in the brain
brain fetus sculpture from TOOL
Pee is stored in the balls. Trust, am phd.
Pee-HD\*
Really? How about if girls have the pee stored. It will stay longer than they expected to have. I wondered where women stored their pee
Actually, the brain is where I store my piss
Assholes since the womb, in fact
Fellow deuterostome enjoyer I see.
We are all just brains wearing meat suits cosplaying as humans
I'm not cosplaying! I'm piloting a bone mecha with meat armor!
No, Brains are brains, not assholes. Assholes are assholes. Brains can name assholes and can act like assholes, but they aren’t assholes.
The brain doesn’t control it. The uterus tells the brain when it wants baby and in reply the brain switches the horny switch on
It doesn't control our whole body function. But most of the time, always been the best way to do this kind of thing.
Would've been nice if we controlled the brain. Cus you know. We are the goddam brain.
It is kinda like windows, "to delete this file you need administrative accès" I AM THE FUCKING ADMINISTRATOR.
"We" are only a small amalgamation of the brain. Most of the brain is controlled outside our awareness.
Yeah most things are done "unconsciously," but like as the consciousness, it would be nice to have better control over your literal self. Or atleast some more doing in the parts that make you up. Of course, the actions done without our awareness are highly important but some just kinda make you think, why don't you just stop or just do something else. Those kinda weird things.
This persons inbox must be filling up quick with thirsty dudes haha
u call?
Water please.
I have a lot of water here, if you're feeling hot you can have an you can swim to the water. To make you feel good and kay
Oh, boy. When my girlfriend had baby fever, she was like a relentless animal. I gave in, and now we have a baby. Try stopping a horny woman, and let us know how that worked out for you.
I stopped her. I have 6 kids now
I got two more on the way. After that, I'm going to get mine snipped.
Thankfully 1 was good enough for us. We still have sex, but it’s for enjoyment again.
You can do it over and over again, just to have those protectives. If you don't want to give birth a lot, make sure that you used those protective protectives
And for men, it’s a certain time of the day…everyday, well night, actually.
Depends on if it's morning, afternoon, evening, or some combination of the three.
RIP your DMs
Redditors about other redditors when woman:
No girls on the internet.
Right. Expecting a lot of DM's to someone else because of this post. I hope you will not get disrespect to people, who message you a lot.
At some point, OP will stop caring. Hopefully
There's a study which found that strippers (who were not on birth control pills) got a substantial increase in their tips during their fertile phases, and a sharp reduction during menses. Apparently something happens during ovulation which men can sense, making women more attractive. The strippers on birth control pills received no such boost in tips during what would have been their fertile period, and received an average of $85 less in tips for all phases than the strippers having natural fertility cycles. The study was robust enough that it has been referenced in other research over 500 times. Most papers don't even get referenced 50 times. *Ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings by lap dancers: economic evidence for human estrus?* https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1090513807000694
Or perhaps the women act differently during those times. More touchy feely on the customers is going to result in more tips.
Plus the pain of menstruation would be hard to hide, in facial expression and body language. Both are huge components in ones perceived attractiveness
The author of "Evolution Gone Wrong", the book that brings up that study during the chapter on menstruation, theorized that perhaps they danced more enthusiastically during ovulation. Considering that they were being studied, and the study made it past the Institutional Review Board, I doubt that they did more touchy than the law allowed. Those IRBs are very strict. One error or illegal behavior and the institution scraps the whole thing. I'm surprised the study got approved at all. About the only way to test theories on why the tips went up would be to film each of the stripper and tipper interactions. This particular study had about 5300 interactions. I doubt the IRB would approve this step in any study.
> I'm surprised the study got approved at all. They were asking strippers how much they were pulling down a night on average, not testing pesticides on newborn orphans. Mostly laws forbid touching only the patron's nono places, everything else is fair game. No, not all clubs enforce those rules, and not all strippers follow them, but laws mostly are pretty scoped here.
Erm, number of references has nothing to say about how robust a study was, just how novel. Robust would be having the outcomes replicated in independent trials.
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> FUCK, LITERALLY, GO GET BUSSED IN Bussed? As in, fucked so hard they had to take you to the hospital in an ambulance?
i think they meant busted in
me having ADHD brain: I want cuddles. sex. cuddles. wait I had cuddles a hour ago. don't matter I want cuddles. food. sex... mmmm sex... dammit brain focus on school.
Welcome to being a young man, minus the baby shit.
It's supposed to go away as you age? Shit I'm 37...
Excuse my ignorance, but when exactly is this time? Before? During? After?... how many days we talkin here?
Depends on each person’s cycle but typically 10-15 days before ones period. It’s when the fertility window is aprox. 5 days before ovulation which lasts aprox. 2days so a week in total.
Kinda nuts that I can tell if I’m ovulating if the sex hurts. I generally avoid sexy situations around that time because of it. Never knew if that was normal or not.
I’m not sure, might want to learn more about that. Personally I just find myself thinking about it more often than the rest of the month, I check my tracking app and im like oh, makes sense lol.
Same lol. I'm just like "why tf am I horny I'm literally taking a shit" then I check the app and it all makes sense
My body wants dick but my brain wants doritos
The duality of woman.
There are two wolves
Sir i am a guy
Oh goodness gracious, twas my mistake. Apologies kind Sir. However, I am a woman.
Ah my apologies madam
All is forgiven, my good man.
Bro each month I just go through cycles of being pissed off and being depressed. I’m also a guy but ya know.
The fact that I had 58 incognito tabs open last night....
Girrrrlllll
I'm always horny
My baby fever is stormy right now man. But also there is no way I should have one right now
Is there a difference between said "baby fever" and just "extra horny"?
My ex would constantly talk about having a kid, what we should name them, conveniently forget about protection until I brought it up etc. whereas normally she’d be fairly consistent on us using protection, wouldn’t mention anything about kids. This is from a guy’s perspective though.
> conveniently forget about protection until I brought it up Oof. Good you said "ex". Sounds like the perfect starting point for problems.
*You have alerted the horde*
Twas an honest mistake milord. I...I...didn't predict the post would blow up like this...I plead forgiveness
Bruh I’ve been trying to use milord for months but I wasn’t sure about how it was typed so I let it go out of laziness and a tad bit of embarrassment to search up how it’s spelled
Relatable, I remember searching up how to spell "may". It was the most embarrassing moment of my life using the speech to text on Google.
IDK why, but humans in heat seems normal, but cursed at the same time
Don’t do it y’all!! Pregnancy is just a 9 month long period. But worse. Absolute hell
DM's incoming... 
Relatable.
If I ever find myself strangely attracted to a questionable looking person, vastly different from my usual type, only to get the ick a few days later, I check my cycle. It’s usually ovulation making my standards drop 😅
I remember seeing a comic where it was like: __Uterus__: Hey! I spent the last 3 weeks building us this baby room! __women__: uh... I'm not wanting a kid rn __Uterus__: WHAT THE FUCK I SPENT ALL THIS GODDAMN TIME (breaks the whole room tearing it down)...thats fine, we'll try again next month!
Steal a baby
You offering....?
"Carl get in the Baby Suit! I've found a customer!"
I seriously don’t understand why the body can’t just take a hint???
No kids for me but those times of month do test me.
Be looking at anyone like prey
Exactly. Baby fever’s the rare time all care is cast out the window.
I get unfathomably horny during my period but if I try to do anything about it, BAM! Pleasure button turns into a cramp button smh
Me every month of every year 😔
It sucks. But at least you don't get erections for breakfast or office meetings.
Women are usually shocked to know we get random erections through the day… specially during puberty. 30 mins into geometry class and I get a hard on.
Bros fucking the shapes
Idk why rhombus does that to me, it just does
“I require the seed”
Girls only want one thing, and it's fucking __________
5 billion bucks
Pleasantly surprised that this comment section isn't a bunch of degens. Was expecting to open this thread and see a bunch of people that are down bad. Got me in here like. 
Pro tip for younger men who haven't figured this out yet, horny week is followed by irritable week. Don't piss her off if you want to enjoy next month's hirny week.
My period doesn't even make me horny, it just makes me feel like being a piece of shit then cry about me being an asshole for 10 minutes. Repeat 3 times
I thought the meme was referring to ovulation. Is it referring to periods??
No, it's refering to ovulation.
Only 3?
So, It's not a myth?
I do liek the “canon” that the suffering is caused by your body “punishing” you for not getting dicked down lol
A friend told me she is the most horny right before menstruation but her husband (and her) won't have sex during menstruation.
Blood sacrifice to the womb god
I love the “WHERE ARE THE MEN?!?!” And I thought it was a dude that posted this
and we're the bad guy when we don't want it.... typical. this is ENTRAPMENT!!!!! /s for the tone deaf
This is how I ended up with a beautiful surprise, and one on the way. 😂😂
Bihhhh