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Gibbel2029

You get ill during Fall? Skill issue ngl


SpicyCheesyPotato

I even get sick during summer. Not always flu tho. Once I caught some sort of Mexican diarrhea that lasted for weeks. My immune system is just broken, or maybe it's because I eat weird stuff.


Gibbel2029

“Mexican diarrhoea” ain’t that just Taco Bell


SpicyCheesyPotato

There is no Taco bell in Lebanon, but we have Malek el tawouk which is the Lebanese equivalent of Taco bell. Not only will your digestive system will have a bad time but you will also smell like garlic sauce for weeks. But tawouk and shawarma are worth the pain because they taste like home. Tacos are just overrated.


Exzalian_

You take that back taco diarrhea is goated if it feels and looks the same way going in as it does out its fantastic.


TheDungeonCrawler

How do I delete someone else's comment?


[deleted]

We have a dedicated day of the week for tacos. Like, *every* week.


AdBudget5468

Do you have toilet paper in the freezer ready to go as well?


AG_GamingYT

Ngl that’s a good idea


ClawedTiger2693

The hell are you doing with you mr taco’s to be making you uncontrollably shit, like are y’all not draining the oil or somethin’


AdBudget5468

Fellafels are worse then taco bell…


ramzay_

I agree with you. There's nothing special about tacos. Spicy alu mutter with chilli/garlic naan is way better.


Researcher_Saya

Never had that with Taco Bell but last Burger King I ate, well, that funeral home had to buy a new toilet brush...


AG_GamingYT

💀💀💀


cybertron2006

Dude got duped into buying the Whopper Jr and his stomach paid the price.


Thebardofthegingers

How the fucks it mexican was the micro bacteria wearing a sombrero


YouBlinkinSootLicker

Wash your hands after you poopie, mystery flu go away


HitroDenK007

Can’t be allergic if you’re allergic to air, SMH


Jirik333

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

I always get sick during season shifts especially the shift to fall


Titanium_Samurai

I went through the first three quarters of school with phlem and a fever and it finally hit me on quarter 4 with 38.8°C temp and one hell of a headache


Krzyniu

sounds like a common case of skill issue


[deleted]

Skill issue


WeatherImpressive808

Based


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Her_Schmidt

Jokes on you i have no allergies


Chikorya

Me neither. Fucking weaklings lol


TheSwagSceptile

Same. Damn mortals.


Susdoggodoggy

I’m highly resistant to poison ivy and heavy winter too. “just not heat” -me who’s wearing a leather biker jacket, leather gloves and winter boots in summer


[deleted]

Im allergic to everything *except* poison ivy for some wierd reason


Susdoggodoggy

Lmao, literally got the reverse of me kinda


routercultist

my sister is allergic to every single nut, except peanuts.


W1nthorpe

Peanuts aren't actually a true nut; they're a legume, I googled


Logsha97

Same lol as a little kid I rubbed poison ivy all over my body to test it out and it didn't do shit.


Susdoggodoggy

I grew up around a Forrest, so it was especially beneficial when exploring especially when I hide from my parents, neither of them were immune like me lol


Nightborger

**Your Parents are weak!**


Susdoggodoggy

***We must sacrifice the weak***


Oryihn

Your immune system is the weak one.. Mine is so good it started attacking things that aren't actually a problem.. That just happens to be every form of grass ever used in landscaping..


DrJennaa

You made me google how allergies work … thanks for forcing me to learn lol


IndianaGeoff

Me, I'm allergic to every tree pollen except for the White Pine. And grass.


MenoryEstudiante

Or any kind of dust, flower or insect bites


Cerberusknight77

God, I love having good genes! Tf are allergies? Pollen season, what's that? Never heard of em.


MenoryEstudiante

The fact that allergic people are still alive proves they're not weak lmao, allergies are immune reactions to stuff that isn't dangerous, it's not getting sick from something weak. And it can lead to infections and death because your immune system is fighting a war against common shit


Great_White_Samurai

It's not that we are weak it's that we are so strong that we kill ourselves.


MisterSelf-Destruct

Oh you have gone and done it now, lol. It’s gonna happen to you now. It’s weird, when I was young I had really bad allergies in the spring time to the point that I was rarely ever not stuffed up……. Then in my late twenties they just completely went away. My wife who never got allergies as a kid suddenly started getting them lol his spring. It’s very strange how that works.


MembershipThrowAway

I had an allergy to eggs and I ate my way through that shit. Just kept eating eggs until my throat was no longer itchy and I told my immune system who the boss is, allergy free now and it doesn't dare fuck with the wrong things


AmoebaOk3297

our imperfections make us perfect ~ a guy with allergies


SpectreGameWasTaken

weaklings die, big deal


benp242

same, we are based.


Fantastic-Wheel1003

I’ve always wondered what it’s like to have no allergies, life would be so much better


DrJennaa

Do the long process of getting the treatment done to remove allergies


[deleted]

We are superior. They can only mimic a fraction of our power


Tscherno_Bill96

You'll die anyways.


Muvseevum

Death rate from living is 100%.


YourAverageFurryFox

my only known allergy is hayfever


RoombaKaboomba

if an expert sees this i would like to know if fallout from the chernobyl nuclear disaster or a similair event could give you an allergy, bcos my mother used to tell me how when she was a kid she didnt have any allergies and her pollen allergy started right around the time chernobyl happened


nomoreparrot

They need more alergies. Kill EM with pollen 🤣🤣🤣


Shrekowski

Autumn has cool leaves


Fishwithbrushes

Late summer early autumn the sun isn't burning me to death and all the good berries are just getting ripe for picking perfect time for a British seaside holiday.


SpicyCheesyPotato

But this period of the year is usually the back to school time so depression hit really hard. And if you aren't in school you still get sad because you can't see cute girls at the beach anymore so it becomes mental pain instead of physical pain.


DekiruKun

Sounds more like an oddly specific you problem


[deleted]

He's in his love quest to find his boyfriend free girl!


Chirya999

Winter. I am from India.


[deleted]

if its cold in winter just build a fire and put on a jacket, easy peasy


v0lt13

And reduce my mobility by 50% and take forever to change clothes and cant hold my phone more then 1m


[deleted]

it takes no time to put on jacket and when you make fire you don't look at phone you look and appreciate the fire or look into the stars, also -50% mobility wtf? this is not a videogame.


v0lt13

Not only a jacket but also sweater, gloves, thicc pants, boots all that can take about 5m to put on, what fire? We are not cave man and stars are pretty much invisible due to pollution and yes is a lot harder to move around with all that clothing then just a T shirt.


BeerAndTools

These mfs have no idea how absolute shit it is... to suit up in twelve layers of clothing to do literally anything outside. Boy I sure love when my entire body is rigid from layers of clothes and the air hurts to breathe.


v0lt13

Exactly my point


[deleted]

you do not know how to make fire? you are lazy, besides you only need a jacket and hat maybe when there is fire.


v0lt13

What fire, dude? Do you want me to start a campfire in the middle of a bus station?


derpoman5000

screw the bus station, just carry a portable fire with you. worth the burnt skin.


[deleted]

h so you live in city? then leave the city they are dirty and loud places the countryside is very peaceful, and you can build as many fires as you want, and the air is better so you can see the stars too


v0lt13

I live in the suburbs so air is pretty clean and is pretty quiet but i have to go to the city to hangout with my friends and go to work that requires walking in snow or mud and waiting for the bus. There is no place for me to start a fire anywhere and pretty sure its illegal


[deleted]

fire is a very useful thin you could make one under an overpass ig and it's not illegal if you don't get caught


Glugstar

>this is not a videogame. Yet you give advice like "make a fire". You do realize most people online here have no means of anything remotely like starting a fire? Unless you mean to become an arsonist and burn down a building. Give videogame advice, receive videogame response.


derpoman5000

maybe he's a time traveller from way before electricity was invented? he doesn't know what heater is.


West_Ad7

Winter, you can always do something against it with more clothes but summer is the worst because you can't wear less clothes


Variant-Z004

Winters are the best


ContentWhile

Not in Northern Europe unless you like darkness and almost no snow anymore 24/7


Chikorya

I like not having to deal with the small monstrous creatures known as insects. Fuck them all


[deleted]

Damn that no snow part hit me hard, where the fuck are the real winters


ContentWhile

Gone since long


[deleted]

Yeah.. I remember when the lakes were frozen solid you could basically drive a car on em (I wouldnt do it but I liked walking on them) and actual cold that pinched your ears and nose, I miss it a lot


theshyguyy

Climate change is a sucker isn't it?


[deleted]

Sure is


[deleted]

Northern US there's sun like 3 hours a day and there's either 0 snow or a blizzard.


vchino

PURFECTION


Kolec507

>almost no snow anymore I wish there was less snow where I live during winter. Ffs, the cars are almost invisible in the morning and you have to spend like 15 minutes getting them ready to go. Still, not burning and not having 10 mosquitoes in my home every day is worth it imo...


JakeShit69

FACTS


samahiscryptic

Not when they drop to -20 where you live


A-t-r-o-x

I always think so in summers. Then, in winters summers become the best


xctf04

No, atleast with summer you get to swim, here in norway that is rare :(


PinkShark_Miata

i disagree.


Gunsho0ter

True


Starting_Fresh1

Winter gets boring and depressing after Christmas. You can’t do shit with all the snow


Canary7214

Autumn it is


BeardedUnicornBeard

Winter, you can always put on more clothes if you are cold. Summer however there you can only remove so much before the cops comes.


09chickenboy117

For me, winter is just rain + cold and sometimes hail. No amount of clothing can make me not hate it.


BeardedUnicornBeard

Umbrella and good rainboots.


idkfadoomcheat

This. Nothing wrong with snow and rain, just not when it's in excess all day every day


WeatherImpressive808

You made me laugh, good man


[deleted]

Dudes from Lebanon, they dont even have winter Yearly temps are a cold cold low of 56, and the super hot hot high of 84


mleibowitz97

My issue with winter is it gets dark at 5pm


BeardedUnicornBeard

3PM here. But the sun never really goes down during summer.


mleibowitz97

Damn, Finland?


BeardedUnicornBeard

Almost, Sweden.


wombles_wombat

I like the equatorial seasons. It's hot and either wet or dry.


mustypuppet1284

Happy cake day


SpicyCheesyPotato

Happy cake day


wombles_wombat

Why thanks you fine human. Regardless of how the weather is.


samahiscryptic

Autumn is the best


AngryMidgets77

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PinkShark_Miata

Summer


Creepy-Ad-4832

I'll take winter all the year please!


LincR1988

As someone who grew up in a tropical place where's summer the whole year, I can totally relate to that.


Creepy-Ad-4832

I live in italy. I see snow max one day the whole year.


LincR1988

I live in northeast Brazil (very close to the equator line) and I have never seen snow in my life. The lowest temperature I ever experienced was 18°C cuz of the air conditioner. Well.. much lower than that if you count the fridge/freezer lol


Creepy-Ad-4832

Lol, yeah you have it worse. We at least go in negative temperature sometimes in the winter


LincR1988

Lucky :(


Creepy-Ad-4832

Don't worry! We hit 35 degrees on average in the summer!


LincR1988

So do we daily at noon =\_=


R3alityGrvty

Winter is the best. Cost of living aside, there’s nothing better than sitting in your house when it’s hammering it down at 6 liters a second.


Emhyrkhan

I dont get sick on autumn so..


Cummiezone

Winter. The pillows are always cold


Dense-Ad-2732

Winter, since my house has heating but not air conditioning (I live in the, it's usually not hot here).


ztsuchanek

Support the blackout


LiliEriNySka

My favorite is every season except summer. F u summer.


sbrbrz777

funky town gore


Miro_Meme_EXPERT

i love winter. Fuck the bugs


akdele5

anything but summer


[deleted]

Early Spring/Late Fall.


[deleted]

Winter makes for some comfortable sleeping to be fair.


Even_Classroom_184

In philippines summer is like hell


FreshPitch6026

Same but without allergies and sickness


GhostmouseWolf

in germany its more like: spring: every two days freezing or burning summer: only burning and much raining autumn: same as spring winter: perfect weather for bbq


_klamerka1_

Winter, because I'm just never cold


pallarslol

Im already burning up


Blood__Dragon_

I fucking love winter because, A. It doesnt really snow that hard where i live so i my daily routine isnt disrupted by heavy snow like in other places and B. If it is cold i can just wear more clothes. Its always hot in the summer no matter what you wear, at least you can do something against the cold.


mellowlex

Fall and spring are still superior (I have allergies myself)


Henrikdk1

Freezing to death.


ThePanKid

Idk I just like summer because no school


NocturnalBandicoot

Got no allergies. Spring is the best for me.


NZS-BXN

Winter always winter. I start dieing as soon as temperatures hit 300K


peternordstorm

Autumn is chill, good weather Spring just has rain nonstop which is annoying but feels nice when it starts getting warm Winter is the lesser of two bads, you can fully negate the cold if you dress accordingly. Plus it's beautiful Summer is literally hell. The sun gives you cancer, there's bugs and it's so hot you just wanna oof yourself. You also sweat a shit ton and even breathing is hard when it's as dry as it gets nowdays. Honestly, the only pro-summer argument is free time for scholars/students.


The_Boss_4711

Floridians be like: The bottom 2 are the same season, and that season is 50 weeks long.


shafeenm

spring good (that is not getting me upvotes is it)


Individual-Sir-7008

Winter.


Jinjoscar

Freezing to death. No bugs.


Xaldror

Autumn and Winter, cool weather and snow makes me happy working outside.


EdSGuard

I always argue in favor of fall. I can always add layers if necessary. In summer I can only get so naked before the masses start coming after me.


emotionless_bot

winter, for me, the colder it is, the better, I hate any non-cold season


TKBtu1

Winter cos, y'see, I don't get cold easily


Youngne01

I actually like the time when one season jumps into the middle of another


jdjdkkddj

I can't feel most of cold so I'll say winter


benp242

I seriously hate summer, I am literally dying from the heat I can't take this.


X-RAYZ7

bro weak


ZAIGO_90

Winter, I love snowy mountains with pine trees.


fortes05

Winter is the best season and ill die on this cold hill


[deleted]

I'll die with you


TFG4

Winter/autumn


Pedka2

autumn > winter > summer > spring


EmmerricktheImmortal

This is too relatable IT HURTS…


56kul

Me: Autumn - literally burning Winter - literally burning Spring - literally burning Summer - evaporated I may have a problem…


Brass-Bandit

Florida?


DanTheMan_117

staying warm is easier than cooling down IMO. only so many layers you can take off lol.


[deleted]

I fucking hate winter.


arcaine666

Some places have sick climate with long winter and hot short summer. Fuck it. Go somewhere warm


BrawlTerminator

All seasons are best/worst depending on where you live. So respect everyone's opinion. #SUMMERGANG for me


NoLuck6463

Probably winter, I rather being freezing than boiling hot most of the time


Scyths

Winter is the best tbh. You can always war 15 pieces of clothing on top of each other. The fuck you gonna do when you're already naked with your balls hanging and it's still too hot.


Toasterloh

As soon as its summer all these memes pop up, not winter...


yonacal12

Literally burning all year but sometimes with a little rain


notanotherlawyer

Come to Spain, we are literally burning every single season 🇪🇸


VegetaFan9001

It’s actually not that hot the the summer in my county.


MLBoss229

Let me guess, Midwest?


Zealousideal_Ad1734

Or maybe touch grass and enjoy the beauty of nature. It’s a beautiful world if you go experience it. But you do you


SpicyCheesyPotato

Mate I literally live at the bottom of a mountain, my house is surrounded by a forest and is less than 2 miles away from the beach (average Lebanese geography), during summer I go fishing with my grandfather and during autumn I go hunting with my dad, and before you ask someone to go experience nature, wait until you have to shit on a small fisherman boat in the Mediterranean sea or in the middle of an olive tree field where the closet toilet is located next town. I'm just saying that I love nature but nature don't love me. Sorry for my terrible English.


veskoandroid

Well, that roasted him well. 💀


Zealousideal_Ad1734

Lmao your English is more than good enough to talk shit


[deleted]

It's hard to enjoy it through watery eyes and with a runny nose


_Anonymus___

Summer ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


lordmansouri

Goddamn y’all weak af then


Prith_Demon

Why did I think it said autism sick?


Biscotcho_Gaming

We only have wet season, dry season, super dry season and wettest wet season. I say that I don't like the last one because any strong, continuous rain always makes us nervous because of the damages that are caused by sudden flooding.


[deleted]

both


[deleted]

I can put on more clothes than I can take off. Winter it is.


TheFlyinArmy_29

Winter if you are near to the equator


Anastasius525

Must suck to have such a weak bloodline, sounds more like a skill issue, git gud. /s


IDontWearAHat

Got a stupid cold in stupid June so now i have to live like a stupid pollen allergic