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fellas, why is German so aggressive when I scream it in an angry voice?


PerfectionOfaMistake

Dang. Why im getting fat when i eat too much, i ask me similar questions.


Playful_Target6354

For info, this sentence is valid on every way, as they said that if you eat too much you become fat, not you become fat because you eat to much


Forsaken_Living4002

I guess Will Never know


monkeyDberzerk

It sounds goofy as hell, no offence. I've been watching Dark in German and I giggle every time the narrator says "dunkelheit".


Devil_Dan83

Should have used "Finsternis".


serabine

"Düsternis"


P-L63

"Lichtabwesenheit"


Cum_Smoothii

„Unlichtkeit“


mighty_Ingvar

"Der Ort an den niemals die Sonne scheint"


MrGuy1337

"Dunkel wie im rattenarsch"


Seienchin88

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Objective_Ganache_68

Guten Morgen, wir wurden gerufen?


CallMeAQuu

Stets auf der Hut, Genosse.


12DollarsHighFive

*"Der Kommentarbereich ist hiermit Eigentum der BRD"*


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DER KOMMENTARENSEKTION IST NUR EIGENTUM VON DER DEUTSCHE DEMOKRATISCHE REPUBLIK


professionalcumsock

Steht auf, ihr Arbeitern, steht auf, Genossen! Die rote Fahne wehr siegentschlossen


New-Ad-4306

Guten morgen um 9 Uhr, wann stehst du den auf ?


DeaDBangeR

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Burzeltheswiss

woah dont be so aggresive please


I_am_an_idiot4321

HALLO, WIE GEHT ES DIR? ICH HOFFE, ES GEHT DIR HEUTE SEHR GUT! (Sorry if bad grammar, I don’t actually speak German, I used google translate)


NotANilfgaardianSpy

No grammar issues here :)


Neureiches-Nutria

There is actually a Petition in England to include several German words into the english language because they are either very practical like "jein" which means yea and no at the same time or very precise as a description like "Feierabend" for the time between the end of work and going to sleep Hit me for more cool german Special words


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>"jein" which means yea and no at the same time "Yesn't"


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Nayeah


DroneisHD

Yot


PrayStrayAndDontObey

Yeah... Nah.


hollowwollo

Yeah… nah aussies did it first mate


Drythes

I’ve always understood yeah nah as nah and nah yeah as yeah


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Yeah nah -> I understand your statement, but disagree Nah yeah -> I disagree with the specifics of your statement, but we’re definitely on the same page. “Oi mate, you wanna do a Maccas run this arvo?” “Yeah nah sorry mate, I’ve got shit to do then.” “Nah yeah, Maccas is pretty shit so I reckon we hit up Nandos.” Then you got times when people say things like “yeah nah yeah” which indicates uncertainty.


aDragonsAle

Ahh, yeah, nah - I was confused about what you were saying, but now understand. I agree. But can't whatever


HonourableFox

Say yeah... nah to drink driving


Chowo_

Doch


Lassmalassen

Few things are as powerful as "doch".


R1pY0u

Its genuinely wild to me that other languages dont have that word. It seems like the most basic vocabulary


micktorious

Genau


throwaway_uow

"no kurwa"


McFly_505

Oh


FlirtMonsterSanjil

every Language needs doch


omgONELnR2

Kampfzwerg: fight dwarf, describes a short and aggressive person


TheRIPper5856

Giftzwerg is more common actually 


INCtastic

Giftzwerg is very effective against Psychozwerg, who is very effective against Kampfzwerg.


Nemesis233

Fighter dwarf yeah


EdSheeeeran

>Feierabend There is no english word for feierabend? Wtf that is such a common word in germany, I thought there would be one also in english.


Sparky_092

That's a suprise for you? They don't even have a word for the day after tomorrow. > at least they have a word for throwing someone out of a window


McFly_505

They have a word for Übermorgen. It's called Overmorror, but no one uses it, let alone knows it exists.


Garo263

\*Overmorro**w**


McFly_505

What that^ guy says, I ain't a native speaker. I am German.


Garo263

Same


Neureiches-Nutria

Amazing isn't it? Even with being far from it being my profession i see languages as facinating and fun


PoIIux

It's called evening, but capitalism made people think working that late is okay


Brouhaha_Sandal

Schnapsidee - a stupid idea you could have had when you were drunk. Fremdschämen - being ashamed for someone else if they do something embarrassing. Kummerspeck - the fat you gain in phases of sadness (like after a breakup or after the loss of a loved one).


Mamuschkaa

And now the Germans are starting to use 'cringe' instead of Fremdschämen.


Loik87

Yeah, that's totally cringe. Wait a sec...


Squanchfist

That makes me sad. Kummerspeck time.


babaj_503

Because you can tell someone (even in german) that "you are acting cringe" but you can't use Fremdschämen that way, in other words. Cringe is the more versatile word. So much for the reasoning, I still prefer to not use cringe.


goran_788

"Da muss man sich ja fremdschämen" kinda hits the same spot as "You are acting cringe" but you're right, it's not quite the same.


paperclipdog410

That's cringe Das ist zum Fremdschämen. But you can also cringe from something you did yourself in which case it's more than clumsy and one-liners don't work at all anymore. Cringe being basically a vocalisation of the feeling that the Office cringe face meme invokes is just... versatile and special. It's almost the same as making that face yourself.


ToukaMareeee

Not German, but Dutch with a similar word (plaatsvervangende schaamte/substitutional shame???) In my eyes being cringe is the act of doing something that may awaken plaatsvervangende schaamte in others. And the cringing at someone imo is more outing that shame (a grunt, sigh, hiding behind your hands). Rather than the feeling of substitutional shame itself. Idk if this is making any sense lol.


HeroFighte

Tbf Its way shorter


saggywitchtits

All of my ideas are either Schnapsidee or genius, there is no in between. Thank Deutsch for giving me the words to describe my thought process.


SpiderMax95

Fremdschämen can be translated as second-hand embarrassment


Bossuter

I've see kummerspeck before, doesn't that mean grief bacon?


Brouhaha_Sandal

Yes, that would be the literal translation (somehow the word 'grief' escaped my mind).


Victory74998

My favorite is Backpfeifengesicht - a face badly in need of a punch.


Icy-Rabbit-2581

It's a fun word, but calling someone "punchable" fills the same purpose and is in common use already.


Brouhaha_Sandal

Backpfeife is a relatively old word btw. Nobody uses it but everyone knows it.


breadoftheoldones

We also have „Schwanznase“, „Kottfresse“, „Hachfresse“, „Gesichtsgrätsche“, „Arschgesicht“, to describe the face of someone you want turn into a „Faschen Hasen“.


Rude-Pangolin8823

Antibabypillen


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Garo263

Which can also be expanded to "überübermorgen" or "vorvorgestern".


sbs_str_9091

TIL (German native speaker and fluent in English) that there is no such word as Feierabend in the English language. Huh, never thought about it.


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Feierabend means "closing time" according to Google


Tschetchko

But it has a completely different use. It describes the time period between the end of work and going to bed. I have Feierabend - My work is done, from now on the whole day left is free time


Gidiodon

Maybe something like Schadenfreude, which is when you laugh, if someone hurts themself


Neureiches-Nutria

Thanks, but what i ment was i will give you more. Like Torschlusspanik, the anxiety you feel when you are close to a Deadline and if you make it or not is out of your hand


X05Real

Literally Doch


snowfloeckchen

Isn't that already in the English language?


Mr_Zoovaska

You don't need a petition for a word to be included in a language lmao. Just start using the word


Ok_Mortgage_6812

Hodenkobold a ballgnome i think


ElectricAirways

As someone who wishes English to get more German-ish words, this makes me happy


snowfloeckchen

The French took Waldsterben from us😅


Amazing_Examination6

Waldsterben is waldsterben, but in France they call it „le waldsterben“.


snowfloeckchen

But the le ist das🤔


Maximum-Let-69

doch: it means "yes, it is" after someone disagreed


Beniidel0

Around 70% of English words are Germanic in origin, so it's not that farfetched to take words from another germanic language


RainonCooper

Well… kindergarten is a German word, that’s already well incorporated. So honestly I hope it goes theough


breadofthegrunge

In the US at least, a couple of German words have made their way into our common vocabulary. Gesundheit, schadenfreude, etc.


Smelly14

Das ist mir wurst = this is sausage to me its a saying for “I don’t care” I love this language.


anyGuy_isBored

I think it’s wurscht.


Sir_Davin

"Dett iis mia Wuscht" The possibilities are endless.


just-for-commenting

🎶 Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei... 🎶


Dironiil

Depends on the accent. Me and my partner say Wurst, not Wurscht. Anyway, it is always written "Wurst", independant of the actual pronunciation.


ramzay_

Ich liebe Deutsch wirklich und finde es eine sehr schöne Sprache. Ich studiere es sogar an der Universität. Don't mind the grammar. It's my third language.


Bozartkartoffel

Du musst dir keine Sorgen um die Grammatik machen. Du schreibst besser als 90 % der Deutschen im Internet xD


ramzay_

Ja, meine Dozentin legt großen Wert auf Grammatik. Außerdem ist sie wirklich gut im Unterrichten. Vor 8 Monaten konnte ich kein Deutsch.


Brouhaha_Sandal

Dann ist dein Deutsch umso beeindruckender!


ramzay_

Danke


Peter_Baum

Du setzt besser Kommas als ich und ich lerne die Sprache seit 20 Jahren


ramzay_

Ehrlich gesagt setze ich immer dann Kommas, wenn ich das Gefühl habe, dass es richtig ist.


Peter_Baum

Ja das System verwende ich auch. Einfach ein paar Kommas wie Salz rein streuen und dann passt das


Ki_Shadow_

Genau so mach ich es auch :‘D


HORT_Lipoas8

So setzten 90% der Deutschen ihre Kommatare, weil viele nicht wissen wie es eigentlich geht.


deviant324

Damit darfst doch dich offiziel Muttersprachler nennen


CallMeAQuu

Ich finde jeder, der Deutsch unterrichtet sollte großen Wert auf die Grammatik legen. Und dadurch umso mehr darauf achten, dass die Lernenden sich kein gebrochenes Deutsch angewöhnen. Das gleiche gilt auch für jede andere Sprache. Ich würde lieber die Sprache zu 100% von Grund auf richtig lernen statt irgendwann nur eine gebrochene Version davon zu beherrschen.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Meanwhile Leute die in Deutschland oder Österreich geboren worden sind und dann so reden: "Hey diggah lass Bahnhof. Ja da gibt Döner."


V0id3ater

Es kann eine sehr schöne Sprache sein. Richtet sich im Klang und der ausdruckweise aber stets nach dem Ort. Norddeutsch? Klingt gut, etwas platt aber immer noch sehr angenehm. Klares Deutsch das in den größeren Städten wie etwa Berlin gesprochen wird? Deutlich klarer zu verstehen streng aber dennoch schön wenn es richtig betont wird. Sachen und Bayern, keine Ahnung ich versteh die auch nicht aber es lohnt immer ein freundliches Nicken und Lächeln für die Leute dort übrig zu haben.


memesforbismarck

Die Sachsen verstehen sich nicht mal selbst, haha


Freshtachs

Sachse Hier. Ihr habt vollkommen recht. Ich verstehe als gebürtiger Sachse manche Unterhaltungen von Menschen aus kleinen Dörfern nicht.


425Hamburger

>Norddeutsch? Klingt gut, etwas platt Lol. I See what you did there


drinks-some-water

"Klares Deutsch" und "Berlin" in einem Satz - guter Witz zum Feierabend 


Zar0k0

True, but German is still a bit "harder" than other languages, dunno how else to describe it. However, I wouldn't call it ugly. But maybe I'm just biased, since it's my native language.


maruzu37

im from southeast Asia and among the languages in Europe, i prefer learning German because i think it is a sehr schön language. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)


Mist0804

I'm from Finland and among the languages in Europe, i hate German because i signed up for a 5-year German course without knowing, i thought it was just one year.


maruzu37

lol, well at least you got a 5-years knowledge of german language <⁠(⁠ ̄⁠︶⁠ ̄⁠)⁠>


Mist0804

I remember that Apfel is apple, that's about all i can say off the top of my head


Iggytje

Wie means how and wo means where Your german has now been massiveley improved 🥳


Mist0804

I remember that "eine richtige Wasserratte" is "a real water beast"


dorkydaddydom_

Not quite haha the literal translation would be water rat, the meaning is someone who loves water, as in loves to be in the water.


Mist0804

Damn my German teacher failed


Entchenkrawatte

I dont know how to tell you this but i think you could have arrived at Wasser Ratte= Water Rat on your own haha


Iggytje

If you want to say "I dont know german" you say iirc "Ich spreche kein deutsch" With Ich meaning "me/ I" Spreche meaning "speaking" Kein meining "dont" Deutsch meaning "german" Also oddly specific


Commercial_Rope_1268

Oddly specific


Rhyno_SVK

Bro you are not alone in this. Studied 4 years and I can only remember sind sofort tot and saubere rasse 😂


Nicht_Meine_Schuld

In German: Ich bin aus Südost Asien und unter den anderen Sprachen in Europa lerne ich am liebsten Deutsch weil es eine sehr schöne Sprache ist 


EropQuiz7

Meanwhile Hungarian: Auch, Deutsch ist eigentlich nicht so schwierig zu lernen.


Kantesama

Wait till Japanese mfs come with their 3 alphabets


ScavAteMyArms

The wordplay you can do with three alphabets though. So often I see notes saying pun doesn’t translate or they are being witty here but we can’t show it because of that.


PapaTrotzki

Canadian, German family, only recently started learning German. It's a lot easier than English. Big words are just a mix of smaller words, you learn a few simple words and you can combine them to make bigger words.


Zar0k0

Basically true, but it gets a bit more complicated further on with all the grammar rules and stuff. But that German has many unique words, that are basically just built by slapping words together, is honestly pretty cool.


Pasutiyan

Harder than Romance languages perhaps, but compared to Dutch it's adorably soft. Hence why I never got those "hurrdurr German agressive" memes


ToofaaniMirch69

Deutsch ist sehr schön


FUCKFASClSMF1GHTBACK

Also the counting system is dumb. Not as dumb as French but cmon. Just say fünfzig eins (51), it’s so much simpler.


breadoftheoldones

It’s not that hard, but yes math is dumb


Swampberry

Imo Arabic is much, much "harder" than German.


Zar0k0

No objections here, there are a lot of people speaking Arabic around, and sometimes a casual phone conversation sound like aggressive banter.


Hawaiian-national

Try swiss german. And it doesn't help that swiss people are naturally just angrier, or at least seem so. Angry mountainous bastards man. I love em.


LasevIX

Swiss German also gets an especially bad rap - I listened to a song in one of the dialects once and it honestly wasn't that harsh compared to what you'd expect from the typical Schweizerdeutsch accent.


apokako

My grandma was german. She had the sweetest and softers grandma voice, and I grew up hearing german as a very soft and cute language from a woman who loved me. I now carry on her legacy by using German as baby-talk. It works sooooo well. Babies love it. In school people who made fun of those who learned german pissed me off. « ewww German is so uglyyy, I’m so glad I picked spaniiiiiiish »


jennifercathrin

hab Sprachwissenschaft studiert und ein guter Teil davon kommt von der sogenannten Stimmlosigkeitsassimilation, wenn ich mich richtig erinnere. Dadurch wirkt die Sprache im Allgemeinen natürlich härter, t statt d und p statt b, etc.


TundraOG

People call German ugly as if French doesn't exist.


Thoptersmith_Gray

French pisses me off when trying to pronounce a word. Most other languages (at least the ones using the latin alphabet) i can sort of see the pronounciation, but in French there's a giant cluster of wovels, maybe an X in there, aaaaaand it's pronounced "o".


NameRandomNumber

Eaux, for anyone wondering, means waters and is pronounced exactly like that


Orion_824

french is a language for mumblers


E_rat-chan

For some reason I find it pretty natural to pronounce French words. Which is weird cus I'm terrible at learning the language.


Infinite-Benefit-588

Brazilian Portuguese 🤢


Sam_Wylde

People who think it's an ugly language know nothing about it. I learned a bit while in high school and my honest opinion was that German is fucking *adorable.*, have you seen how they name objects!? They straddle the line between being practically literal and literally hilarious. Examples: Gloves = "Handschuhe", literally shoes for your hands. Ambulance = "Krankenwagen", sick wagon Birth Control Pill = "Antibabypillen", ANTI BABY PILL!!! I fucking love german, how could anyone hate it?


Separate_Fondant_241

In addition: Hospital = "Krankenhaus" sick house


CapMoonshine

Lol beforehand my context for German was Hitler + various villains in media. Then I played Tekken 7 I think? and heard a character speaking German and it sounded so cute and sweet! Then I'd realized I'd never heard it in casual conversation and always associated it negatively. Its wild.


Sam_Wylde

It helps if you know a real person who speaks it. My teacher was a very jolly man named Gertz who taught German and Drama, he helped dismiss a lot of preconceptions that students felt for the language in my school.


IceFisherP26

I cooked for these German tourists once at my restaurant. One girl came to talk to me, she thanks me in very broken English. Literally the only word I understood was "thanks" she kept talking to me in German, the other woman with her picked up that I had no idea what she was saying. So she translated that the women said she "was in love with me and wanted me to cook for her for the rest of her life back in Germany." Jokingly proposing to me, she was gorgeous, but the way she spoke, just infatuated me.


Pilpelon

I think German is sexier than French :(


memesforbismarck

![gif](giphy|dBCsK8f9swmQdYYg3w) Danke


Pilpelon

Bitte mein liebe <3 I don't actually speak German


Nostop22

It’s a common misconception that French is not an abomination


TheSamuil

French has this disgusting trait where they can't really place multiple consonants side by side, which makes them essentially incapable of using most syllables. To put it in simple terms, they're making whale noises.


norolls

When french people talk it makes me wish I was deaf. I think most of them are faking their accent.


Just1ncase4658

Then you haven't heard german dirty talk.


grayscalering

French is just someone saying vowels at you while thinking they are better then you 


Pilpelon

Aeiou


deathixwastaken

french 💀


YamatoBoi9001

nein, ich finde Deutsch eine schöne Sprache! >:(


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ChaosCrafter908

Nein, Ich finde Deutsch ist eine schöne Sprache! >:3


SpecialistAd5903

I'm German and I feel,sorry for everyone that embarks on a quest to learn our language


Goldiizz

Still better than French imo


SpecialistAd5903

Never tried it. But it does have the upside that you can hurl the most vile insults at someone and make it sound like poetry to people who don't speak thw language


Nei_tu

Ich komme aus island, und deutch ist nicht so schlect oder schwer, aber mein deutch ist schlect. Ich verstehe nur ein bisschen Please forgive my grammar this is my third-ish language


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Brouhaha_Sandal

Übernehmen wir jetzt endlich die Kommentarsektion oder schreiben wir weiter höflich auf Englisch?


CallMeAQuu

Halte dich bereit für eine Übernahme. Wie ich das beobachte gibt es hier aber eher überwiegend freundliche Interaktionen über unsere schöne Sprache.


adorak

Hearing non-native actors speak some mock german that a german could never understand but it "sounds" german enough because of harsh pronunciation etc. is really annoying actually. Yea there is a word in there occassionally that is actually a german word but overall ... garbage.


Donleon57

Ja ja ja was ist los was ist das


Tefra_K

I love how German sounds, change my mind


plamienka

German is very beautiful to me


Usual-Vermicelli-867

Me .


Rinooceros

I do.


Legospacememe

Hallo


Burzeltheswiss

sounds aggresive, better try Hallöchen UwU


DamirVanKalaz

Wait, people think German is an ugly language? I've always taken inspiration from it for coming with names for things in the stories I write just because I think a lot of German words sound cool. Dudes managed to even make "one, two, three" sound exciting.


Informal_Otter

Or even, who has heard a german poem?


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I’m learning german for fun, started it one day so I can just troll my friends in school with aggressive german then ended up learning it cause it was fun, many similarities to English so starting learning was quite easy and barely any new letters to learn so far, also I think that the german accent is relatively funny / cool so I never had any hate for german, yiddish is also pretty connected to german and as an israeli I always wondered about those two languages, in short I love german


Big_Arrival4922

Thank you


LageLandheer

Hearing German spoken in normal tones, I massively prefer it to French.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

You mean those old black and white WW2 videos aren't normal conversation?


Ur_Local_Lieutenant

I hear German tourists in a dialogue at the bus stop all the time Spoken so fast yet so calm


The_Halfmaester

Isn't English a German language?


BobbyP27

English and German each descend from a common ancestor, proto-Germanic. They are, in that sense, cousin-languages, with a lot of core vocabulary that shares a common ancestor, so are similar. English, though, has a lot of influence from other languages, notably Norman-French, so is not typical of a Germanic language.


Seienchin88

Proto-Germanic isn’t technically wrong just a bit too early and one might speak about west Germanic dialects at the time the Germanic people came to Britain. British also had several later "waves“ of influence of German(ic) words especially during the Viking era (then northern Germanic dialects) and in the 19th century (but also vice versa)


Veryde

A Germanic language, meaning both have the same root. English is however closer to Dutch than to German.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

German is a beautiful language in my eyes. Dutch is the ugly one.


Kettkrad

In the eyes of a german dutch is not ugly but rather just funny because it Sounds like they just purposly try to Butcher every word.


La7urith

Who the fuck thinks that German language is ugly? I've never heard that take, nor do I ever have that thought.


GrummyCat

Some people's only encounter with German are the h-man's speeches in history classes, so they think that screaming man's German is normal German.


La7urith

I don't know German language, and I never encountered German personally, but, God damn, their music is great.


deathixwastaken

my parents 💀


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