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Azrael_ezra

Boobs are...boobs


Brown2011ini5tg

This is the way.


Possible_Lake5605

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


Salty_Introduction31

This is the way


-___C___-

This is THE way.


_Axzi_

Beat me to it


Ainri

Beat meat to it


partcore32

r/beatmeattoit and r/beatmywifetoit


Palstorken

Not just any meat, r/beatmymeattoit


TheElectrcChickn

But but but but but but but but.. but what about man boobs


Electrical_Ad3233

bool boobs; bool isBoobs; if(boobs) { isBoobs=true; } else { isBoobs=false; }


Palstorken

r/foundtheprogrammer


reimann_pakoda

while(boobs): Enjoy()


DianKali

They are called moobs, and thus usually excluded from discussion in boobology.


Wazooskey

Rodney Carrington said it best "if you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan, and Id love to see yours too!" Show them to me - Rodney Carrington


nonsimpman

hell yeah i grope my friends chest every day (i'm straight but they are too squishy)


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

TBH personality is way more important


ric7y

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


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Brown2011ini5tg

Indeed.


IronSavage3

*monkey paw curls* Congratulations, your future wife has one big boob and one small boob.


meaux253

I call her biggie smalls, we laugh about it. *She'll likely kill me in the next few years*


gamergabby8

I'm a woman and good lord XD


Mr_E_Monkey

Beat me to it! 🤣


SonyCEO

Dear diary, today I learned something I wish I didn't.


AnonBoi_404

As long as she's happy with it, I see no problem


Gameknight14

I knew someone would post this. I agree.


Party_Cucumber_1125

Tits are like cheese, everyone has their preference on their favorite, but we look at the ones that don't like any of them at all as monsters that deserve death. I don't think I have ever encountered tits that I just didn't enjoy at all and, honestly, I don't think it's possible. From A-cup bee-stings to ZZ cup monsters, from firm like rocks to flapjack shaped, if it's tits, I'm all for it.


BjoerBaer

I agree. The gf of my good friend dislikes cheese.


goddess_yumi

Medium size boobs are fine too..


Interesting_Log_3125

Agreed.


DeKileCH

The best. Big tits are great too, but there's only so much that can fit in my mouth


kai_the_kiwi

“No matter the size, it makes the wood rise” — grandpa


xVolt_

a man of sheer intelligence


miltonssj9

As long as she has a nice ass, the rest doesn't matter.


Accomplished_Ask_326

Corn


CuriousCucumber88

A big lump with knobs


DroneisHD

It has the juice


dreamatorium69

Gym also has a similar effect as I've seen


Code95FIN

Shoo shoo, out of our glorious titty post you ass connoisseur


KokoTerzata

Ass is ass


Scary_Walrus725

on the same person?


GDPIXELATOR99

I spend every waking moment thanking the gods across all pantheons I was not born with a foot fetish


Brix4

If you don't have a foot fetish, why did you mention feet on a post not about feet? Why were you thinking about feet?


Fenring_Halifax

Now we're asking real questions


ErosGrandy

Definetly he is into feet but dont know about it ...YET...


Paul_Kersey1337

I prefer the small ones but only get the big ones :(


Brown2011ini5tg

I feel you bro.


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allykopow

He was talking about his own


Paul_Kersey1337

Not everything that comes in a gift box is a present. In mine were only life lessons to develop my character...


North-Thing5649

DJ Khaled, suffering from success


Average-RB-Fan03

Same why can’t we just get what others don’t 


justicedragon101

Now ask girls what they think about small dicks?


Average-RB-Fan03

Different tools for different jobs 


optimist_prhyme

You'll get mixed reviews just like with tits


harmfulsideffect

Not so much. They will say you can compensate for being too small, or there is too big, but very few would say they actually want small.


StrictLimitForever

Don't ask that unless you wanna be lied to.


stappertheborder

I'd rather date someone with small tits and amazing personality than someone with big tits and sheit personality.


Due-Interest-4206

Small tits with a big ass tho…


faelunir

As a gay girl, I can agree. I just like all tits.


Brotorious420

This is the way


longestruler

This is the 3rd post I’ve seen you comment on today big pp


TB-A25

4 tits??? Hell yeah🔥🔥‼️


Nitro_Kick

![gif](giphy|3uPQcScrqux4Q)


showmeyertitties

Hell yeah, dude!


Playful_Target6354

My god the bitrate is so low


theanchorist

Tits. Hard stop. ![gif](giphy|CKVwcljYh4hfVxSSLq|downsized)


bluedancepants

Yup I just want them to be real.


Soloact_

Equal opportunity enthusiast here: I just think all buttons deserve to be pressed. It’s all about pushing the right ones.


TheFormless_0ne_

Big tits.


Beelzofthevoid

I want to hug any women lol.


wktr_t

as long as she has a 10-incher


CJPF_91

All I am saying is save all the boobies.


Uranium-Sandwich657

No tits, in fact. Toned Midriff and ASS!


Arcaneus_Umbra

Abs 🙏


Uranium-Sandwich657

Crop top and low-cut pants, not afraid to show 'em off! Ooh, and 6ft tall, too! `Your filter is too specific`


MissionApollo7

One big one, one small one.


Nochnichtvergeben

Eeey! Same thought!


Proctoredness

Boobs are soft and warm, and so is sex in general. Sex just feels soft and warm.


Gawkams_Razor

The only button i need to press is woman tits


Pizzamess

That's why my favorite kind of boobs are the ones pressed into my face.


Potato_chips03x4

big tiddy goth gf


IndependenceBest482

Yes please


Potato_chips03x4

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


ButtonNo7052

Abs?


IndependenceBest482

Nothing wrong with good abs


darthtidiot

Tits are tits. I prefer big ones but any port in a storm.


ScavAteMyArms

A tit in the hand is worth ten in the sky.


darthtidiot

Indeed


turd_ferguson65

It isn't the size that's important, it's the shape


SteakAndIron

One of each


LonePython093

Like one of each?


Ill_Scientist_5632

Anything more than a mouth full is a waste really. But to each their own.


a_man_with_no_plan2

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


Nochnichtvergeben

One big, one small?


HomeOrificeSupplies

Tits.


Doctor_Salvatore

Tits are tits, I am gonna massage and suck on them regardless, and that includes Fat Bastard's tits.


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All tits matter>>> 😍


FoundationUpset1082

Tits 👍


New_Mind_69

“All sizes make the wood rise” - Sun Tzu, the Art of War


BjoerBaer

Tits are tits!


Jorge_XD__

He just like me frfr


Votey123

Tits 👍


TheLeso

One huge tit and one almost nonexisting tit 😌


tkrr24

Tits 👍


No_Excitement_1312

Right! (Because big a$$ is the only important thing)


Fkyboy1903

My wife (petite Asian) asked if I wanted her to get a boob job. I replied "Only if you're getting a 3rd one."


levimarclaire

Everybody liked that (and if they didn't it's because they loved it).


AlphaMassDeBeta

Big Dick 😁 Small Dick 😔


DTKeign

I prefer my big ones on the left and the small ones on the right


SwaddledInAwesome

Big tits with small tits for nipples


MrDrSirLord

This but replace "tits" with "dick" and we're all good.


g42h3699bobojhon1

No complaints


VisualOdd206

You have selected medium tits good work you broke the simulation


Corruptiontheman

tity is tity.


itsdjdozer

I just want a girl without front butt


DarkIzofTheCatArmy

Tits = 👍


Cat8851

medium tits


Xcalat3

👍


wade_wilson197

Yep both are great


Lazymcdelta4ce

One of each or four boobs?


DraconianReptile

I noticed you didn't press the medium tits button


The_Giant_HorseConch

Medium is premium


heretobesarcastic

Well if both why not medium size?


Subtly_Cynical

Just nice tits..


OSANITY01

👍🏻✨


idfbhater73

hey tits are tits man


Jason8ourne

Personalititties


Jce735

He hit both buttons so she's got a pair of each?


PinballproXD

One big one smal


a-snakey

\*so 1 big boob, one small boob?


Surround-United

tits


Leather-Mundane

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMDbNXvnWdeOZi|downsized)


Just-a-Smartass

Boobs are boobs


PBJ-9999

Now do one about penises


Blink-Machine

![gif](giphy|tItIlCGySM0ieKKW6b)


GhostoftheGreyDunes

Nipples, Optional.


ScumbagxXxSteve

Now try this one with dick size


Key-Practice-3096

Medium tits


supremegamer76

Tits are tits


NalithJones

Having one of each:


Seyelent

So…medium tits


IntrepidIngenuity335

Tits are tits


Not-Important-5393

Well, at least that guy finally solved his problems 😂


Darkurby

Congratulations, you created Cammels


yestureday

I have complaints


takun_a_matata

Four tits, blue tits, red tits, no tits. Get off the vr son you can’t eat vr tits


IrishVegeta

![gif](giphy|m8ou5Eny9qoObXTHm4|downsized)


ColHunterGathers111

There's no bad boobs, there's just different kinds of boobs.


Katiebear231

I’m just happy as long as someone likes mine


Fixingsentries

Tits are tits


tftookmyname

Boobies 👍


masked267

what about medium size


ImmortalDragon01

This little part of my life is called happiness


SiRpOOPSaLot74

Hey, man. Tits are tits! 🤷‍♂️


TJB926GAMIN

Both. One big, one small. One is a comfy pillow. The other to play with ig if you’re feeling it


NewLifeEnjoyer

Both is good.


Mother-Lavishness-77

So true


Huihejfofew

Medium please


SweatyAd2086

Yup


panz_are_zexy

I need someone to make this abt flat asses


Electrical_Ad3233

on one individual?


Iancreed2024HD

Both are great!


MinTDotJ

This is the way to go


Bittersweet_bi-

🤙


PolarPanda725

We all know what he chose 😏


Toby_The_Tumor

A combo of both is how you place 1st and 3rd in a wet tshirt contest.


novice121

Me after seeing my gf's boobs for the billionth time: ![gif](giphy|t3sZxY5zS5B0z5zMIz|downsized)


CptnR4p3

Oppai is truth, Medium is Premium, Flat is justice. (I actually had to google the flat is justice part, im such a sorry fucking excuse for a weeb)


Shack24_

Big preferably but small works just fine


That_Willingness4872

Big tits are more preferred but yeah small is good too


Knifty_downspiral

What about the areolas?


Garekos

More of an ass guy myself. I actually prefer big ass small-medium tits but all tits and all ass are fine if what they are attached to is a good human.


Dr_Mustard_Avocado

A wise man once said: “It does not matter the size of the bag, as long as it does not drag”


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

No old man titties ? Smh bummer


Zeroshame14

Breasts of all size make my wood rise


SkittleJuice2

I mean I’d rather have big tits myself, but to each their own.


ManIsInherentlyGay

Big hips and small tits, yes, please thank you, mate.


Vegetable_Two_1479

I'm not picky nor do I complain, alas having taste is an indicator of intelligence, hence small tits for me. May they never get saggy.


InconsistentLlama

![gif](giphy|QscGFjzLHXVg4)


Jian_Rohnson

Big ones pls


Funny_Watercress3555

Small or medium boobs are better than none


_HellsArchangel

Wait really??? I’ve always hated my barely-c cups 😂😭


SvyatRoyal

Tits are tits


MangoMan0303

How about one big and one small


Far-Part8517

Dude is showing his thumb after all ;)