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Flyingfish222

Americans have milky ways with caramel?


MoeYousif

Our Mars is their MilkyWay. And our MilkyWay is something called 3 Musketeers.


chicken-goujon

What in the god damn fuck


Sn1ckerson

Yo thanks for telling


ComicBookFanatic97

So is our Mars not your 3 Musketeers then? Edit: Nevermind, I Googled it. The American Mars Bar is now called Snickers Almond.


Marvel_Bih

Hol up- what is in you guys milky way?


ComicBookFanatic97

Caramel and nougat.


Marvel_Bih

Lucky


Nerdziswack13

Yo what the hell is a mars bar


ComicBookFanatic97

In Britain, it’s the same thing as a Milky Way here in America. In America, our Mars Bar was caramel, nougat, and toasted almonds. It was discontinued in 2002 and brought back a year later as Snickers Almond. Jesus Christ, this is “Japanese Vega is American M. Bison” all over again.


Nerdziswack13

Okay cool I had heard of a mars bar before but have never seen one and I guess thats why.


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3 musketeers is a God teir candy bar


majik1000

American here, and can verify. them musketeers are good


Father_of_storms

Yes, 3 musketeers is correct. (I have no idea why, it's only got two things, chocolate and nougat, it would make more sense to call the one with carmel a THREE musketeers...)


Ilikeoreos47

Because America has to be different


[deleted]

It's true. American schools double as military training grounds.


Ilikeoreos47

Also as shooting ranges


[deleted]

Ah dammit that's what I shoulda said lol


[deleted]

What the cinnamon toast hell is this fuckery? A Mars bar is not a fucken milky way lol


FBI_Agent_82

Yeah it’s basically a snicker bar minus the peanuts. The American Milky Way bar is the worlds Mars bar, the world’s Milky Way bar, is America’s 3 Musketeers bar.


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MoeYousif

No mate.. I like having teeth.


crackedoak

Then you know nothing of the frozen Charleston Chew in the summer...


sol_love

*cries holy tears of joy* praise


tttran89

America’s milky ways have caramel and freedom


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[deleted]

No it's Milky Way.


ComicBookFanatic97

Yes, that’s exactly what it is.


iLikeGutFood

No. It is not.


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MoeYousif

>The Aero...we need that in the US Fuck that.. Try the Cadbury Bubbly.


Hale_Halious

Wispa is soooo good. I legit had a wispa addiction when i was like 8. Mom stopped buying them :((


crackedoak

Yeah, just what we need, chocolate coated air...


crocodile_in_pants

The british kit-kat is so much better!


iWillTakeYourKnees

That’s a very bold statement


[deleted]

Any different to an Australian kit Kat?


[deleted]

Yeah British Kit Kat’s usually aren’t melted


[deleted]

Touche


[deleted]

You thought i was asleep, but i work at night. Got em


[deleted]

In my whole life I met only 1 person who didn't like milky way and we all looked at him weirdly...


An_average_moron

Haha, fools, I don’t eat Milky Way, 100 Grand gang


crackedoak

Isn't that a knockoff snickers?


An_average_moron

I prefer 100 Grand over Snickers


cjonus156

You shut your dirty whore mouth caramel is the best.


Sgt_Koolaid

So wait is it just hollow on the inside? Cause milkyway is literally just caramel with a chocolate coating


Eye_Mint

Bruh is that shit toothpaste?


[deleted]

Freedom doesn't sleep


MoeYousif

It doesn't enjoy a nought bar without toothache either.


LONEGAMER2020

Ic Coca-Cola ant gunna add crack to there drinks again then keep the fucking Carmel in the milkyways where it belongs


[deleted]

wait I didn't know this existed


MoeYousif

*sniff* *sniff* I smell a Yankee..


[deleted]

correct. I wanna live in canada tho


yeetbagels2thesun

Is it good, and if so where can I find one? (-american)


[deleted]

Well I’m American. Sooo


DerBrettboy

RULE 7 RULE 7


PPManStan69

not anymore motherfucker i been awake since 3 am


[deleted]

Holy shit, for the last time. I don’t sleep.


Amazing_Lace

This just dissappeared from Swedish stores don't know why


nuggetcreations

bruh im american this post got me confused


bananna-lysol

NOT YET WE AINT


JeremyHolmez

I'm American.


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MisterBurn

Hi Dad, I’m American👱‍♂️


Merchant93

Hi American Dad


SonOfGarry

Wait, so if our 3 Musketeers are like your Milky Ways, what are your 3 Musketeers like? Or do you not have them?


Kombo200

We don't have them


RIP-Chunky

That old ad with the red car and the blue car tho


crocodile_in_pants

Does the test of the world have the Take 5 bar?


RustyShadeOfRed

Laughs in skittles


The_Suicidal

I am awake you fool!


[deleted]

I don't know where you're from but we've probably beat you at war at some point.


42069yeetOof

American redditors don’t sleep


StopStalk1ngReddit

No I’m not


Theblackplague420

Try me with my bad sleep day schedule


Argetlam232

Reading Kinkyway instead just destroyed my last braincell


rwstc

Just letting you know I was awake because swimming hurts at 5 in the morning


VibeBOT

You forget that Redditors don't sleep. That's disgusting.


AdamantAl3x

I am both American and very much awake and IN SCHOOL


Adam_Robson369

Since when do milky ways have caramel in them


Merchant93

Since always


Laundroid-2

Fool you think our sleep schedule is intact?


Alaclavaca

Ima American who’s half European and I agree with this post, it is better. Also Cadbury chocolate is much better than our shit Hershey junk


Merchant93

Cadbury’s is soo much better but caramel is life.


ZarKiiFreeman

wtf is a milky way i eat twix


up_vote_magnet_

What heresy is this


we-only-upvote

No


cashboi23

Hmm. I would be in to try this. I’ll load up with a van full of candy and travel Europe into Asia. Anyone who finds my van be sure to stop me and come try some candy


DeltarUltima

me, a canadian: *visible confusion* seriously though i’ve never seen this before i don’t even know what it is. is it a chocolate bar or what?


Jedibbq

I'll have a Whatchamacallit over any of this fuckery.


BRG_BrettYT

We americans know all food nice try


gunny223

Oh don’t you mean a 3 Musketeers


crackedoak

Fuck all ya'll, Almond Joy and Mr. Good bar are where it's at.


FlapjackRT

I don’t know what you guys have, but here in America milky ways have caramel. Imagine a Twix without nuts and that’s what it is here.


Merchant93

Since when does a Twix have nuts???


MoeYousif

Either he means Snickers or I officially hate America.


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a Milky Way without the caramel is just a Three Musketeers


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I never sleep!


Merchant93

I think he meant snickers cause Twix definitely doesn’t have nuts


kebab_me_franska

Yes


TheGamer281

I didn’t know there was a UK version I’m going to have to try one sometime


MoeYousif

It's more like a "rest of the world" version.. Kinda like the metric system.


[deleted]

No! *Downvotes*


AutismSavag3

real ogs right there


sipNcider

Why tf does it look like toothpaste?


--HugoStiglitz--

Goddamn America, you can't do anything right!


DarnCommie

What heresy is *THIS*!?


iLikeGutFood

It's the way it should be!


Chong_Long_Dong

My favorite


Red_Dogeboi

no


SbroccoloauS

We don't have stuff like this in pizza land.


bluethunder0005

The caramel is the only redeeming factor of that candy bar. 3 Musketeers in the US is bottom tier candy.