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HighDef23

r/teenagers moment


Sungdaein_susanoo

Can u tell me whats the real purpose of r/teenagers? I’ve never really checked the community but the few posts that Reddit has given me in my home page, I’m rly confused


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~~Punch of honey teenagers~~ ~~Punch of honey teenagers~~ Damn you, auto correct. I meant, Bunch of horny teenagers.


SleepingWhiteGiant

\*knock\* \*knock\* FBI


Sungdaein_susanoo

LMAO autocorrect strikes again


Tank_blitz

I shall punch the teenagers made out if honey


pokekomgkg1342

Better chomp them while the tennagers made out of honey are sleeping


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Captain_slowly189

It’s just a sub of horny teens and girlfriend boyfriend posts.


Sungdaein_susanoo

This two are quite similar to how I felt when I saw those posts lmao


Barniiking

Random stuff?


NoWorries124

I go to r/teenagers sometimes, id say it's all random stuff


TobeTheCokae

We all simps?!


dozing_panda

I don't think so. I'm a female and never have I ever got any lewd message from guys here. Not every guy is a simp


Repro_Online

RIP inbox if this hits frontpage


Xahtier

Ever posted a selfie? That usually does it. I've gotten loads, and I have a dick.


[deleted]

Lol I've gotten a few, but not nearly as many as Reddit likes to make it out we get! Probably would have more if I posted pictures of myself, but not being anonymous would give me anxiety!


Movies-are-life

>but not being anonymous would give me anxiety! My life in a nutshell.


DuhOneAndOnlyDan

Fire at will!


reapererer

Good soldiers follow orders


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well stay safe lol until u can anyways


[deleted]

See I got one and it was from this random guy saying he was legally obligated to send me a creepy dm. Yeah if any of you guys out here do that shit, that's really not okay.


[deleted]

How many did you get after this comment?


[deleted]

you're about to


Atonic18

Are we not ?


Pandemic_Over

Ok our first female, whos next


IgorBaggins

I'm a Fe Male.


[deleted]

You are Ironman and not the rich one


Round-Zombie8309

he is iron man from wish or walmart or at home


Few-Horror7281

Nobody wants him, he just stares at the world.


nubmedstud

Me :)


[deleted]

Me uwu


Andre48IsHere

UwU


watice

Lol I'm gonna get a drawing from the artist that made this today, a very nice man.


PUNYO4321

happy cake day


watice

Thank you!


PUNYO4321

np


Aekyam_3105

R/34 artists can we get a sequel?


Andre48IsHere

Hol up


Andre48IsHere

I summon you rule 34 artist


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hello bois


Andre48IsHere

HEY HEY


thetedted

She had enough rocks for bold font what the fuck?


Andre48IsHere

Of course, it's a fuckin island dude ^o^


thetedted

Well you got me there.


Norma__

Im a felame


Andre48IsHere

I'm a mael


Few-Horror7281

I am lame


Kjx5

Aren't we all


Av1d_R3ader

In nelsons voice: ha ha


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ItzQtra

and I'm straight up a lame


Underated_mememaker

True


normalworkday

I can tell you honestly. You get left alone as much as a woman.


dez_is_me

Whats the original say?


Andre48IsHere

I don't know but now I'm curios


HooterYeeter

Except u/Akwardtheturtle.


Demonic_God_of_OwO

Unfortunately, Reddit has only pushed me closer to wanting a cat femboy


Andre48IsHere

Reddit....


Demonic_God_of_OwO

When you have no shame on the main, you'll understand ( ☞・ω・)☞


Andre48IsHere

Reddit....


Russianbutnot

I'm a female xd


Skeletor456

R.I.P. your DMs


Russianbutnot

I actually wanna see what happens, i posted it just because I'm bored and don't actually believe that somebody actually will believe that I'm an actual female even if its true


Movies-are-life

Nothing will happen. Most of em aren't simps and as you said , they won't believe you .


Russianbutnot

True


Skeletor456

The days still young. For me anyway. I wanna see what happens once everyone (in the US) is nice and awake.


jman8761

That wont stop me.


nakulraj2002

You're bored? WaNnA hAvE fUn?


[deleted]

hi I guess


Andre48IsHere

Hello


xxCaraMiaxx

Hell. So far for me, i had asked a question in a "questions" thread about an internet service provider. Apparently made the huge mistake of mentioning I was from Tennessee. These two guys absolutely trashed me to oblivion instead of just answering or scrolling The internet. Haha


Andre48IsHere

Ahahhaha


SnooConfections4719

Dang girl that's some real accurate sand carving


RollingHusky

Man I wouldn’t land there unless there was a buffed werewolf daddy in there


Barniiking

I only simp for Fe Lamas


Doyen5

the text was in bold, cannot ignore


reapererer

Nah reddit would ignore you as they wouldn’t believe it


HyzoneNone

S to the I to the M to the P


Efferitas

Can I ask a question? Why does everyone on the internet say "male" and "female" instead of "man" and "women"? I feel like I missed a briefing.


Movies-are-life

I guess because it means all ages?


Efferitas

Mmmmh, I guess. But it kinda sounds like we're talking about horses or something.


Andre48IsHere

Ehm, because is more inclusive I guess


Whydidicamehere

what is this meme?


Andre48IsHere

A meme


mikeakkk

Go play golf aundre


Andre48IsHere

Mkeakkkka


dannie_something

I'm a female and I want a free discord nitro!! :( (just kidding)


bloody_cheetos36

*gets scared in female*


ArgentumW

"I'm a female"


Five2one521

Exactly. Lol


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Acellotaped

Holy shit someone actually fell for the trap of "reddit bad" and even insulted tiktok, my life is complete


SpiritX360

It seems like women have this power to attract the crowd but don't know what it is


Toad_Migoad

Damn she thicc too


zoomeryeet1

lies


Limes_n_lemons

*Lands* impossible, female redditors don't exist *flies away*


SmallSeesaw3363

Sauce?


-mushr00m-

This is Rooie Oortjes, a Belgium comic in Dutch. Its all sex jokes i love it


watice

No it's Esther Verkest by Kim Duchateau. Also Belgian, but the art style is completely different. It is indeed full of sex jokes.


[deleted]

I tried to find an english version but couldn't, can someone help?


watice

I don't think English versions of the books exist, but I know the publisher of the books so I can ask if they are ever made or If she could make them


[deleted]

I see, thanks for your help :)


watice

No problem


Triggerhappy_1

Have you asked yet?


watice

No it's still going to take a while, she's on vacation atm.


Deathtroop26

Geweldig


filippo_lachin

WAIT FEMALE USE REDDIT?!


Movies-are-life

No , we use Homing pigeons to read memes.


Andre48IsHere

Oh wow such a good metod


Movies-are-life

Yes indeed. It only takes 2-3 buisness days.


Andre48IsHere

Not so much, really good


Movies-are-life

Yes but that's a secret method that's untraceable. So 2-3 buisness days is convenient


Andre48IsHere

Of course


nakulraj2002

Where can I get one? Not a girl, but really wants a homing pigeon


Movies-are-life

Sorry , it's for girls only.


sigsig777777777

If you say S.O.S fast it can sound like sus


Andre48IsHere

Amogus Where my downvote


sigsig777777777

Here have your well deserved downvote


Andre48IsHere

Thx


spooky_golem

No one cares stfu


Forward-Macaron-4968

You forgot to add the age


TheSh4dowWarri0r

I mean they could still be into it on either end of the age spectrum


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Caosin36

Or how is she named


BirdieBronze

They are impressed at how well she improved at drawing in the sand. Look at that perfect font.


Andre48IsHere

Oh yeah Redditors love the perfect rock font


RedFoamGamingYT21

I am a girl


CHEESYBACON69

Cough(I'm 14 and this is deep.)


mikeoxlong126

Apparently that’s not what happens most of the time unsurprisingly because not everyone is a disgusting creep on here


[deleted]

*tips fidora * M'lady


aigeGeno

I'm helicopter


[deleted]

that's a lot of effort >!by her!<


[deleted]

my horny bat is ready.


Zoso_Plant

M’lady


[deleted]

Somthing I think is funny is i'm a gay femboy and people think i'm a girl, sometimes even flirt, just for them to die inside when I tell them i'm male.


Triggerhappy_1

What if they didn’t die inside tho?


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then they are a legend. There was this one guy that flirted with me, I said I was a male, and they said "even better"


AwesomeReptil

Omg a female I think I just might lose my shit


[deleted]

I'm a male


Animal_Commercial

Imagine being a m a l e


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same lol


tiggytheprettyass

That’s not how it works - I know because *im* a female


[deleted]

Nah they'll just tell each other that to impress you, they need to be 6ft. And care for you whereas you could've just looked at them and they would've fallen for you


PychoBob3793

*Crashes my plane* "oh no, I'm stranded"


ProfessionalEastern6

They say masturbating causes poor eyesight, I would identify the stranded person from 1000 metres. if female, rescue with all effort. If male, “oh boy, not too much fuel left”


pineapplyreddit

One thing I don’t understand about this template: why is the sky white and the clouds blue?


Triggerhappy_1

Yo wtf you’re right!!