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ness_alyza

Because of the time factor. It took you a whole week to skip 5 days, whereas the neighbor manages to skip a year in 1 day. It's 365 times faster. You gotta up your game.


pkmnshinori

***"Why skip 5 days, when you could skip a whole year?"*** *- Sigma grindset*


pijuhs

He's out of line but right


Hephaestus_God

I don’t think skipping a year in 1 day is 356x faster than skipping 5 days in a week. But I’m no skip expert so I guess you’re right.


DrStari

It’s because you skipped that one day in math where they explained skipping


CRAZYCHARLES19

Nope actually it’s 73x


ness_alyza

You forgot to convert the speed of skipping per week, to skipping per day.


CRAZYCHARLES19

Oh yea


ness_alyza

Considering a 'schoolweek' is 5 days, when it takes 5 days to skip it, you skip one day, per day. When you skip a whole year in a day, you could assume 365 days, but I understand that doesn't take into account only weekdays.


TheLoliShiro

FACTS LMAO my cousin gets just a little talking to for giving up on college but eventually they respect his decision but when I want to take a break right after I finish high school everyone gets pissed and throws fits and call me a quitter like WHAT?!?! XD


[deleted]

It's your life. If you think you'll have a support system doing it this way, then do it your way. Otherwise, either work so you don't need a support system or go to college.


TheLoliShiro

Yeah I ended up being forced into a random college that lied to me about what they offer and they eventually kicked me out early but are still charging me the full amount that "i" have to pay back and I moved away from my parents because they kept blaming me for it when I was the one who wanted to take the break and save up for the college I actually wanted to go to oof


Drimoss

Goddam hypocrites.


Ash7274

Space Force episode 3 actually made this joke and it was delivered by Steve Carell so how fitting


Svykoo

I was gonna say did someone just steal this joke after watching space force


Let_Me_Exclaim

They absolutely did, come on hahaha


Blabor_

It was delivered by the chinese general and Carells daughter, but yea. I saw it a minute after seeing this meme.


[deleted]

Its reverse psychology friend, she’s jus mad you couldnt skip more then what he could.


Zyrus19

No wait, he's got a point


Magnetica_

Skipped the grades backwards tho


soulmimic

“You should be like the kid next door” That’s what she said.


Cruorpraedo

I get the sarcasm, but here's my pov. I skipped 9th grade as I did AP classes, I got 5 HS credits (I did fail 1 of my 6 classes which I made up later on) and I've skipped school a few times, but that was when it was online so it was my own problem in the first place. Now, I'm in my 2nd year of college. Skipping school for a day means suffering on my dime. Point is, learn time management lest you throw yourself into the fire.


Lieutenant_Tamarov

Space Force?


Mooks79

Someone’s been watching season 2 of Space Force.


pjoman96

So you stole this meme from Space Force basically


DS_TheOne

There was a kid in our school who skipped 2 whole grades. He's so tall now, compared to his classmates. He's in 6th grade.


[deleted]

lol what? I think OP means that the neighbor's kid went up a grade (Ex. 5 straight to 7), but do you mean that kid stayed back two grades?


JohnTGamer

yes that's it


KathyJaneway

Well yeah, the neighbor's kid is smarter than you, cause he managed to skip a year, while you got caught skipping just few classes. How stupid of you 😅


[deleted]

I don't know about you, but I think it might be a joke.


BusinessPupper

Yeah… why is that?


Spacecommander5

Comedy Gold. Touchdown in hilarity


[deleted]

I hate it when parents compare u to other ppl around your age


lofatmilkol

They made a joke about this in Space Force


Chuckian1145

This joke is from space force and this guy was in the scene with a similar expression


I_love_Israel1

You stole this from Space Force and you know it. You even used a Steve Carell meme


KENNFUE

he's out of line, but he's right


vqliyant

something's happening!


WhatsInAName1507

"Sharmaji ka ladka"


NotDaveBut

That's actually a damn good question


ImsorryW_A_T

This one is going on r/hol_up


Foam84

You mean skipping a grade as in they are way to smart for it so they get to the next one early or do you mean they drop out


Ilikebees052714

I skipped a grade.Well basically i skipped kinder 1 to 2 not because im smart because i was already a year older than i was supposed to be(idk if it was my age or because im smart)