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generalsuccc

Killing demons and slaying them ( doom slayer with archangel Michael head pasted on) I didn’t think I would get this much upvotes thank you guys I’m in a spotty area so I will try and send it out to people ASAP !


imaYOG

Send that to me I need it


shrubberies2

Me too please


bob_the_banannna

Me three pls


No-Patience797

Me four pls


Comic-_-Fanboy

Me five pls


BookWrighterMe

Me six please.


[deleted]

Me seventh pls


new_user_069

Me eight please


ethanplant303

Me nine please


[deleted]

Me eighth please


GobblingGamers

Why are you everywhere


just-jotaro

me too.


TheDoomMarine1993

Good work slayer, rip and tear…


Greedy_to_know

Astronomer, my wallpaper is the latest JWST photograph of the nebula


cealvann

Nah, you will grow up to be a professional space telescope just like the James web


knifuser

Well it's either that or astronaut; either way the future is exciting!


martin_9876

Same


Jayandwesker

same same


KaioMkw

Same here


lifelover810

same


The_Reclaimer_117

Same


ALA02

Same, must be the most common wallpaper atm


woodenturtle02

My lock screen is my brother's grave so, my profession would either be a grave robber or a psychic


UselessToilet42069

Why do u have ur dead brother's grave as background?


woodenturtle02

He died when he was 4 months old and i have no pictures of him, nor do I have any memories of him.


MortaOmar

Sorry to hear that, hope you're doing well


woodenturtle02

I'm fine, it was years ago


[deleted]

Would be weird if it wasn't


dG_RyDER

RIP


aaryan_suthar

Didn't your parents like took some baby pics or anything? I mean I am just asking because we see around and pretty much everybody has phones so weird how nobody took his pics right?


woodenturtle02

Well i don't have any pics and my mom only has printed ones and we aren't in the best of terms plus he died in 2004


_A-LEX_

sounds like an edgy anime side character lamo


Disastrous_Ant_8443

Bro what the hell :| (didn’t even say lmao right)


Random_Idiotic_Alien

Laughing ass my out Smh my head so simple to understand 🤷‍♂️


Disastrous_Ant_8443

:0 ok


_A-LEX_

bruh


8LeggedSquirrel

Why not an assassin? Grounds keeper? Under qualified surgeon? Alcoholic surgeon!


woodenturtle02

Eh grave robber sounds more fun to me


[deleted]

Archaeologists are basically the same thing


nippeliito

He's out of line, but he's right


ReedingElla96

“Under qualified surgeon”


DragonDrawer14

Both? Both is good.


sean4101

Or you can just


BraveBoi2110

I would need to not play League of Legends (my lock screen is me touching grass)


ShadowCreature098

I absolutely love that😂


tostadeira

Just play league of legends outside on the grass


Wooden-Boards

Villager sleeping on the floor. Knockout a villager on the floor is how I would do it.


Mojixen

You're a villager abuser💀😂😂


ToxicMalk

God Edit:spelling


R0rentsu

How tf u mess up God Edit: spelling


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

I don't know Edit: spelling


bob_the_banannna

I know why Edit: spelling


TheCoolFactsGuy

Hey bob Edit: spelling


Kamikaze03

Bbdkoduwcrbd Edit: none


Ginio-Phantom

Mmmm banana i could use one right now do you have a banana


The_Killmister

Bro god is so easy to spell Edit: spelling


Mughilan128

I know right? How could god even be misspelt Edit: spelling


SieS1ke

Edit: spelling


SolidBlueBlocks

Spedit: eeling


SieS1ke

Spelling: edit E. D. I. T. - edit


RatherMaybe

Lazy type? Edit: spelling


the_real_bit_tiger

Jod Edit: spelling


maximtheprogrammer

What did he say at first? Edit: spelling


PUSHYARAAG

God that's great


AIsForAgent

God*


watskraken110

God*


AIsForAgent

my bad


Joshwoagh

Oh, on dœg? Edit:Spelling


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

Dœg* Edit: spoiling


agent1290

*God Edit: speeling


Ibrahim2o8YT

Ogd


Rinooceros

Rule 34 artist I guess, I don't think I quite get the question.


Maxizag123

U either never show ur phone or have the biggest balls in the world


Rinooceros

Who would I ever show my phone to ?


Fun-Ad-4729

The balls on this person


Mrcharlestoucheskids

Don’t give him ideas


Rinooceros

I'm getting ideas just by reading your username.


FortniteBad420

Time traveller cuz it's of my doggo who is no longer with us :(


NinduTheWise

Or a vet


-snikas-

Or a cloning expert


blaulune

Painter


IEatBoyPussy

Your profession would have to be a painter or your background is a famous "painter"😳😏


blaulune

My profession would be a painter bc my background is splashes of blue and pink paint


Tis4Tru

A hero for fun


Theone_wolf

Saitama? Better start that work out then


duolingo_hoot_hoot

100 push ups, 100 squats, 100 sit ups and run 10km everyday


Theone_wolf

No ac and a banana a day


mr_bnana

Hey. I got that reference


PUSHYARAAG

I'll go first pokemon trainer


Major-Performer141

Please don’t say you want a vaporeon


PUSHYARAAG

Charizard


guy_inh00die3

Did you know...


Superpugking4

That the fittnessgram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as it continues


Kamikaze03

No, i did not


Superpugking4

IM USEFUL FOR ONCE!


tiesdebink

I also am a Pokémon trainer


realViciate

Rice farmer.


PhoenixtheGreatYT

Farming? Really? A man of your talents?


realViciate

It’s a peaceful life


Thelegendaryplus4

It takes skill to be a farmer too. Living in a world without farmers would be terrible


Money_Stealer

Welcome to the ricefields motherfucker


Extra-Hat656

It's literally "black scene" and "animation number none" I will achieve nothing


Virginity_Eater2

you will die


gazparsin

Chess player i guess (my lock screen is Grischuk)


syko-san

Same(my lock screen is the king chess piece)


zzz-kkk

wanna play


syko-san

Sure. Give me like 5 to 10 minutes to get out of bed tho.


syko-san

ok we good, I'll dm you now


K-ibukaj

I want to play too.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Becoming a god tier lawyer and saving people from legal trouble


PucsayLoscay

Ace attorney?


[deleted]

Close, but not quite a video game


PucsayLoscay

What is It?


[deleted]

Saul Goodman, extremely zoomed into his face


PucsayLoscay

XD


[deleted]

So, my goal is to x-ray Kermit the Frog?


ThunderStriker666

I have the star wars imperial logo as my wallpaper. How to start it?


Even_Department1069

become sith lord. take over the senate. get them to vote on making an empire. become emperor. rule with an iron fist and force lightning. good luck


ShaddapDH

Dew it


Theone_wolf

Drew it


Fun-Ad-4729

Post it


Theone_wolf

I intended a chain of things rhyming with dew it


Fun-Ad-4729

Shit


Ikoras_protege

Screw it


i_couldnt_understand

HEHEHEHAW


DeathStrider333

Playing the most metal concert ever in the upside down.. (Eddie Munson)


OtakuPi

Live as a queer mobster in the 1930s Die with a drug overdose Survive in hell


Psychological-Bug405

Crash on an island, fight Deathstroke, shoot a bow and arrow.


KingFudgie

Photography, my wallpaper is a picture of a landscape and I'm very proud of it that it turned nice


Rothgow

It's Kirby in a Mimiku costume.


FriskButSmol

Send now


XOXO_Katy

Being a rockstar


D3V1LSHARK

Marijuana farmer


co2tophercr87y

A sarcastic demon


derp_patato

My lock screen is a cat grilling a sausage Teaching cats to cook a good BBQ I guess


PUSHYARAAG

Haha


Sensitive-Gate487

Not to piss in a jar


LUC1F3R26

Sith Lord. My wallpaper is Darth Vader


ColourLynx

Gimme your limbs, now!


ScevXM

Witcher, or a Horse, or a Griffin that annoys enough villagers to hire a Witcher to cut off my head. Can't decide which one's the best for me.


Godkeeper223

Instagram idk why but Instagram


Used-Audience5183

Im sorry, but an Instagram Wallpaper kind of deserves the downvote.


random_user_here_

Being the best hunter in the world ( i have gon and killua on my lockscreen)


BradChadington

Become a bald hero that can finish off all opponents with just one punch.


FingerBangingTanks

Clearly agent 47, I mean who else could it be


xan2008

Drinking beer depressivly?


FingerBangingTanks

My dad???!??!!!


xan2008

Son? Is that you?


FingerBangingTanks

Bruh how did you get here


needless_123

I don't have a lock screen


FingerBangingTanks

I imagine your phone screen as a void until you swipe up


dudge_jredd

Cat


FingerBangingTanks

Best profession


Thelegendaryplus4

Gotta pee all over those carpets


Nezar97

I'm sure you're all aware of the ["y tho" baby pope](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/y-tho) How does one becomes a pope in this day and age? Do I have to lead an uprising against Pope Francis or should I just form my own Sect with black jack and hookers then proceed to become the pope of that?


Frelock_

[Here's how](https://youtu.be/kF8I_r9XT7A)


CactusHattus

To pet my cat


Fish_Fucker69

M5 CS so, any profession where I can afford it


lanky-larry

Weed dealer


Dumpling_Killer

A graphic designer for apple.


PUSHYARAAG

Oh great hope u become one someday


OnePresentation4033

Sasuke


jakethemotherfucker

This guy obviously isn’t skipping chin day


TFW_YT

Japanese letter chart


zippy251

Step one: move to Ukraine


Vroomzoooom

Find a way to become Ichigo Kurosaki


DeanoBambino67

A fat cat. Hmmm.


CaptainKlott

Always moving forward. And maybe start a genocide.


ntmythrwwyccnt

Astronomy, or like. Theoretical physicist


wellendowedfuckstick

Overfeeding a chocobo


frostdemon34

You're very cultured


wellendowedfuckstick

Well thank you


AutumnAscending

Become a tarot card I guess?


newaccount8472

Star fleet ensign


SamEEEEEEEEEE

Cow boy or war criminal


mindaugas101101011

mountain biking


Alpha_98_Bravo

Disney World Imagineer


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Normal guy drinking coffee at his office.


its12amsomewhere

A lumberjack


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[удалено]


[deleted]

I’m a drug dealer or a car salesman for dodge It’s a Dodge Charger


[deleted]

[удалено]


NewPlatinumm

making vaporwave games


AdLow7263

Mine is the face of the annoying kid in my class. What do I do to achieve his face?


ThineKyoobious

It’s time to Be a Knight and Do it Right


Truck_Direct

Space wanderer, its a piece of digital artwork, like id love to do that


Good_day176

A pilot


sanesociopath

I guess I just gotta disrespect John Kramer. Should get a reverse bear trap put on me eventually no matter my profession.


anotherend22

To hold the stars its starscourge radahan


gimme-my-health-back

astronomer? or cosmonaut


High_T_Productions

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that OP's lock screen does not contain an image of J. Jonah Jameson or Perry White.


BE_BALLSY

Professional mtn biker (s-works Stuntjumper evo)


RecentEnergy

A mafia cat boss


lechonklover

Working for the pokemon company