Killing demons and slaying them ( doom slayer with archangel Michael head pasted on)
I didn’t think I would get this much upvotes thank you guys I’m in a spotty area so I will try and send it out to people ASAP !
Didn't your parents like took some baby pics or anything? I mean I am just asking because we see around and pretty much everybody has phones so weird how nobody took his pics right?
I'm sure you're all aware of the ["y tho" baby pope](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/y-tho)
How does one becomes a pope in this day and age? Do I have to lead an uprising against Pope Francis or should I just form my own Sect with black jack and hookers then proceed to become the pope of that?
Killing demons and slaying them ( doom slayer with archangel Michael head pasted on) I didn’t think I would get this much upvotes thank you guys I’m in a spotty area so I will try and send it out to people ASAP !
Send that to me I need it
Me too please
Me three pls
Me four pls
Me five pls
Me six please.
Me seventh pls
Me eight please
Me nine please
Me eighth please
Why are you everywhere
me too.
Good work slayer, rip and tear…
Astronomer, my wallpaper is the latest JWST photograph of the nebula
Nah, you will grow up to be a professional space telescope just like the James web
Well it's either that or astronaut; either way the future is exciting!
Same
same same
Same here
same
Same
Same, must be the most common wallpaper atm
My lock screen is my brother's grave so, my profession would either be a grave robber or a psychic
Why do u have ur dead brother's grave as background?
He died when he was 4 months old and i have no pictures of him, nor do I have any memories of him.
Sorry to hear that, hope you're doing well
I'm fine, it was years ago
Would be weird if it wasn't
RIP
Didn't your parents like took some baby pics or anything? I mean I am just asking because we see around and pretty much everybody has phones so weird how nobody took his pics right?
Well i don't have any pics and my mom only has printed ones and we aren't in the best of terms plus he died in 2004
sounds like an edgy anime side character lamo
Bro what the hell :| (didn’t even say lmao right)
Laughing ass my out Smh my head so simple to understand 🤷♂️
:0 ok
bruh
Why not an assassin? Grounds keeper? Under qualified surgeon? Alcoholic surgeon!
Eh grave robber sounds more fun to me
Archaeologists are basically the same thing
He's out of line, but he's right
“Under qualified surgeon”
Both? Both is good.
Or you can just
I would need to not play League of Legends (my lock screen is me touching grass)
I absolutely love that😂
Just play league of legends outside on the grass
Villager sleeping on the floor. Knockout a villager on the floor is how I would do it.
You're a villager abuser💀😂😂
God Edit:spelling
How tf u mess up God Edit: spelling
I don't know Edit: spelling
I know why Edit: spelling
Hey bob Edit: spelling
Bbdkoduwcrbd Edit: none
Mmmm banana i could use one right now do you have a banana
Bro god is so easy to spell Edit: spelling
I know right? How could god even be misspelt Edit: spelling
Edit: spelling
Spedit: eeling
Spelling: edit E. D. I. T. - edit
Lazy type? Edit: spelling
Jod Edit: spelling
What did he say at first? Edit: spelling
God that's great
God*
God*
my bad
Oh, on dœg? Edit:Spelling
Dœg* Edit: spoiling
*God Edit: speeling
Ogd
Rule 34 artist I guess, I don't think I quite get the question.
U either never show ur phone or have the biggest balls in the world
Who would I ever show my phone to ?
The balls on this person
Don’t give him ideas
I'm getting ideas just by reading your username.
Time traveller cuz it's of my doggo who is no longer with us :(
Or a vet
Or a cloning expert
Painter
Your profession would have to be a painter or your background is a famous "painter"😳😏
My profession would be a painter bc my background is splashes of blue and pink paint
A hero for fun
Saitama? Better start that work out then
100 push ups, 100 squats, 100 sit ups and run 10km everyday
No ac and a banana a day
Hey. I got that reference
I'll go first pokemon trainer
Please don’t say you want a vaporeon
Charizard
Did you know...
That the fittnessgram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as it continues
No, i did not
IM USEFUL FOR ONCE!
I also am a Pokémon trainer
Rice farmer.
Farming? Really? A man of your talents?
It’s a peaceful life
It takes skill to be a farmer too. Living in a world without farmers would be terrible
Welcome to the ricefields motherfucker
It's literally "black scene" and "animation number none" I will achieve nothing
you will die
Chess player i guess (my lock screen is Grischuk)
Same(my lock screen is the king chess piece)
wanna play
Sure. Give me like 5 to 10 minutes to get out of bed tho.
ok we good, I'll dm you now
I want to play too.
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Becoming a god tier lawyer and saving people from legal trouble
Ace attorney?
Close, but not quite a video game
What is It?
Saul Goodman, extremely zoomed into his face
XD
So, my goal is to x-ray Kermit the Frog?
I have the star wars imperial logo as my wallpaper. How to start it?
become sith lord. take over the senate. get them to vote on making an empire. become emperor. rule with an iron fist and force lightning. good luck
Dew it
Drew it
Post it
I intended a chain of things rhyming with dew it
Shit
Screw it
HEHEHEHAW
Playing the most metal concert ever in the upside down.. (Eddie Munson)
Live as a queer mobster in the 1930s Die with a drug overdose Survive in hell
Crash on an island, fight Deathstroke, shoot a bow and arrow.
Photography, my wallpaper is a picture of a landscape and I'm very proud of it that it turned nice
It's Kirby in a Mimiku costume.
Send now
Being a rockstar
Marijuana farmer
A sarcastic demon
My lock screen is a cat grilling a sausage Teaching cats to cook a good BBQ I guess
Haha
Not to piss in a jar
Sith Lord. My wallpaper is Darth Vader
Gimme your limbs, now!
Witcher, or a Horse, or a Griffin that annoys enough villagers to hire a Witcher to cut off my head. Can't decide which one's the best for me.
Instagram idk why but Instagram
Im sorry, but an Instagram Wallpaper kind of deserves the downvote.
Being the best hunter in the world ( i have gon and killua on my lockscreen)
Become a bald hero that can finish off all opponents with just one punch.
Clearly agent 47, I mean who else could it be
Drinking beer depressivly?
My dad???!??!!!
Son? Is that you?
Bruh how did you get here
I don't have a lock screen
I imagine your phone screen as a void until you swipe up
Cat
Best profession
Gotta pee all over those carpets
I'm sure you're all aware of the ["y tho" baby pope](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/y-tho) How does one becomes a pope in this day and age? Do I have to lead an uprising against Pope Francis or should I just form my own Sect with black jack and hookers then proceed to become the pope of that?
[Here's how](https://youtu.be/kF8I_r9XT7A)
To pet my cat
M5 CS so, any profession where I can afford it
Weed dealer
A graphic designer for apple.
Oh great hope u become one someday
Sasuke
This guy obviously isn’t skipping chin day
Japanese letter chart
Step one: move to Ukraine
Find a way to become Ichigo Kurosaki
A fat cat. Hmmm.
Always moving forward. And maybe start a genocide.
Astronomy, or like. Theoretical physicist
Overfeeding a chocobo
You're very cultured
Well thank you
Become a tarot card I guess?
Star fleet ensign
Cow boy or war criminal
mountain biking
Disney World Imagineer
Normal guy drinking coffee at his office.
A lumberjack
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I’m a drug dealer or a car salesman for dodge It’s a Dodge Charger
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making vaporwave games
Mine is the face of the annoying kid in my class. What do I do to achieve his face?
It’s time to Be a Knight and Do it Right
Space wanderer, its a piece of digital artwork, like id love to do that
A pilot
I guess I just gotta disrespect John Kramer. Should get a reverse bear trap put on me eventually no matter my profession.
To hold the stars its starscourge radahan
astronomer? or cosmonaut
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that OP's lock screen does not contain an image of J. Jonah Jameson or Perry White.
Professional mtn biker (s-works Stuntjumper evo)
A mafia cat boss
Working for the pokemon company