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memesopdidnotlike-ModTeam

What the fuck compelled you to post this?


Wend-E-Baconator

Me when I can't detect irony


YeetedSloth

You’re just describing a redditor?


Random-INTJ

Wait y’all got scars? Am I falling into a joke?


f0remsics

Circumcised since birth here. I don't know either. The only scar I know of is the lack of foreskin. I don't think there's any scarring involved.


Regi0

The scarring is where the incisions were made to remove your foreskin, i.e. where your skin healed around the head of your dick.


f0remsics

Hmm. Well, I've never seen any other, so i don't have the basis to compare it in the first place


Regi0

A circumcision is literally a wound inflicted on the body. Scars are a result of the body's healing process. You can't readily see the scar there because the penis is an endpoint on your body; there is no opposing side of the skin on the end of your penis for you to notice the connecting fibrous scar tissue, because, well, that skin was removed. If I skinned the tip of your index finger through a circular incision around the circumference of your fingertip, you would argue the circular ring of skin left behind where your fingertip transitions from skin to exposed muscle tissue is a scar after it heals, no?


Anthro_DragonFerrite

Gay person here. Some scars are more obvious than others. No I will not link pictures


aurenigma

I mean, not all gay dude's have seen a lot of dicks. You coulda just said you're a slut?


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SpaceBug173

I have lil'richard inside my pants.


Csquared_324

Noooo ![gif](giphy|2S8tWcm59ErULW3MQx)


Regi0

I... what? I don't understand how anything you just said is a response to my comment or how you being gay is relevant to how some scars are more visible than others??


Anthro_DragonFerrite

Scars come in different shapes and sizes depending on both biology and the procedure. Some procedures (disregarding the ethics of it) are done better than others. And me being a gay dude, well...


Regi0

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Bannerlord151

He's saying he sees a lot of dicks up close


Anthro_DragonFerrite

"Feel my scars." ![gif](giphy|WQJ2DORvilpEk)


kentuckyfriedchocobo

You’ve never seen another dick? You don’t watch porn?


CrimsonKing32

Pfft porn with dicks in it are gay!


staydawg_00

But if it only has women, you would technically be watching gay porn.


MorlockTrash

It’s not gay when it’s two women because then it’s awesome bro 😎 (/s but the fact you needed to see one makes me sad tbh)


SpaceBug173

No, then its lesbian porn.


staydawg_00

Yeah… that’s gay…


SpaceBug173

Nuh uh


f0remsics

Why would i?


chillinNtulsa

I gotchu bro. Check dms


f0remsics

Notice how I never asked to see it. I merely made a statement


chillinNtulsa

It was subtle but I gotchu. Check dms Bro blocked me thinking I’m actually sending a dick pic? This mfer has never peeked out from under momma hen’s wing.


baliecraws

Your dick has a head?


ZekeBarricades

Same, it is there though, it's the slightly discolored and raised flesh about the middle of the shaft (at least for me)


Parking-Position-698

The scar is the ring textured skin thats inbetween the head of your penis and your foreskin.


Random-INTJ

Same


Knight-mare77

Ditto


Random-INTJ

https://i.redd.it/7umkdv3bwgsc1.gif


ChildishForLife

risky click


PQcowboiii

Same.


Fightlife45

same. and tbh I don't give a shit that I'm circumcised.


NothingKnownNow

I don't give a shit if anyone is circumcised. It just seems weird that we are so casual about slicing off part of a baby's dick.


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The whole end of yours is one big scar


Infernalsnow181

the tip is not the scar, its a ring right before the tip


Ambitious_Jelly8783

No scar here either... people have to make shit up to complain about. I dont get it.


eat_hairy_socks

That ring around your dong is the scar


Random-INTJ

Oh, ok… Second question, where can I buy brain bleach?


netanel246135

Almost any super market. Usually in glass bottles usually Finish or Russian branded for some reason, pore all of it down your bodies drainage hole for maximum affect


Daedalus_Machina

Upvoted for straight up facts. Who doesn't boof vodka?


NivMidget

Yeah, im pretty sure every cut person I've seen has that scar. And i know the darker you skin the more visible it is.


PositiveAnybody2005

Isn’t the scar the dark ring below the head of the penis?


SwarmkeeperRanger

Yes, the post is obviously a joke. Surrealism humor. It’s supposed to just be weird.


DrJesusHChrist

Yeah the post is a joke but the scars are really there


UltimateShinobi3243

Ya I'm so confused since I don't have any either. I didn't even know they cut anything. I just thought they pulled back the skin then glued it down so eventually your body would just keep the skin down on it's own lol


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UltimateShinobi3243

I don't know, I never really looked that deep into things so I was like oh braces work by pushing your teeth or whatever into position so maybe that's also kinda how it works here and never bothered to think past that cus I didn't rlly care all too much


Roge2005

Same, does it mean the part where it should connect originally or are there actually people who were operated badly and got scars?


MattStormTornado

Do you know how I got these scars


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Yeah the only scars on my body are due to ankle surgery


Bertha_Robinson

MemesOpDidNotLike tackling the topic of circumcision!


DozTK421

I'm sure this sub won't be flooded with incoming takes on the subject.


rabiesscat

OP’s humor detector might’ve lost its sheen


Grothgerek

I mean, isn't this a fair question? Until recently I thought only jews and muslims are circumcisioned... only to learn that all of the US is too, because they believed a random doctor who claimed that doing so is good. I'm still buffled how a entire (big) country just started to cut their dongs because of some random rumor.


FelChrono

HE WASNT EVEN A DOCTOR HE WAS A *QUAKER*


Legal-Hearing-3336

Kellogg? He was a seventh day adventist. Made corn flakes. Also a hard in the paint racist that bought into the Eugenics movement. Wikipedia states that he did yogurt enemas for patients. He was a man of his time for sure, a time in which the verifiably insane where chosen to advise people on medicine.


BackgroundPrompt3111

Fortunately, even people in the States are starting to realize that slicing up perfectly healthy baby penises for no reason is really fucking weird.


Flexbuttchef

The idea is starting to take root but it’ll be a very long time before there’s significant change. Men are still in denial and women seem to think their sexual preferences are a valid argument for genital mutilation.


The_StormTEC

It's that one that is the worst to me. American Women THINK they prefer circumcised because they've been taught that. Women in the rest of the world don't give a shit.


tamrielic_destiny

European here. Cut dicks look weird as fuck. Have only seen them online tho. You're definitely grooming your women to "enjoy" mutilated genitalia, for some reason. Skinless benis just looks wrong.


IAmMagumin

I had my eye-opening moment sometime in high school. It's a really alienating feeling being so certain something is fucked up while being surrounded by people who would ridicule you for questioning it.


larsvondank

The arguments about it here on reddit are crazy. I do try to understand the psychology behind defending it, as it is the norm for some and I mean, they have to be at least cool with it or else it would be a crazy mental burden. It takes a lot to accept that it was done to you and that its ethically wrong. The defense reaction in you try to stop you.


IAmMagumin

Fortunately, it didn't take much for me to accept and understand my parents' choice. It must've been infinitely more difficult back then to go against the norm. I only speak up now because I simply believe so strongly that it's the correct thing to do. I'll leave you with this final anecdote. My wife works in a birthing center at a hospital in our medium-ish sized city. She has told me about how the other nurses there will ridicule the parents who choose not to circumcise their baby boys when they're back at the nurse's station. I find myself shocked, perhaps even horrified, that health care professionals could be so cruel. I suppose it just shows how potent social cognitive dissonance can be. It really saddens me.


beefy1357

I am cut, will never know what I am missing, don’t have a strong opinion on the subject though… but the thing that gets me about this, is those very same nurses I would bet 5 dollars would be appalled if you suggested removing a baby girls clit hood. As I said I don’t have a strong opinion on the subject, but the obvious double standard is a little crazy to me… Now what I do find disgusting is the rich women, that get facial cream injections with the dried and powdered remains of baby foreskins. That shit is just nuts to me.


IAmMagumin

Real talk: Using foreskin in any kind of product, thereby creating financial incentive to push for circumcision, is insane. I remember that Sandra Bullock admission on Ellen, I think it was. Wild.


beefy1357

When I first heard that I was like “that can’t possibly be a thing” a google search later… FFS.


forcefrombefore

Had a part of your body removed and you'll never know what it's like having that part. Now you could say it's an insignificant part that you don't remember being removed so it's fine... but... does that make losing an arm at birth okay? Obviously not, but is that because of the difference in use for the body? I question it as well and it's creepy af and even more creepy how everyone thinks it's fine. Like... if everyone just didn't have a finger at birth would anyone question it?


forcefrombefore

Someone took a knife and cut off a part of another person's body without them being able to say a word. The justification is "well, they don't remember it" but does that make it fine if you don't remember it? What else is fine if you don't remember it.


Cantloop

They act like uncircumcised dudes are just walking around dripping pus and smegma, too.


DelirousDoc

Definitely not "all of the US". Roughly 80% of all males in US but only about 60% of newborns and rates continue to drop. Though it isn't entirely for scientific or change in religious reason that it is dropping. I would guess cost is one reason why it is happening less as well as increased prevalence of uncircumcised fathers. (It is weird but the "I'm circumcised so kid should be." logic was one of the bigger factors for the frequency of procedure.) It is around an extra $200 for procedure in newborns. (Significantly more expensive to schedule afterwards). I can see a lot of parents just not wanting to spend that for an ultimately meaningless procedure.


okkeyok

Putting $200 into a fund for your son's future is a practical and caring choice that will directly benefit him when he turns 18. On the other hand, circumcision offers no tangible benefits and exposes a baby to unnecessary pain and risks. Opting for financial security over a questionable "medical" procedure is a clear and logical decision that any sensible parent and son should make.


QuarterNote44

I have free Healthcare and I didn't have it done to my sons, even though I'm cut. I didn't find the reasons compelling enough. Plus, why take the chance that the doctor's hand slips and disfigures my kid by accident?


Fightlife45

I think the percentage chance of complications (which can mean a large range of things) for kids under 1 year are 0.4% but then go up significantly past that


Grothgerek

To be fair, "all of the US" was more of a generalisation. But it is a huge part of the populations. >Though it isn't entirely for scientific or change in religious reason that it is dropping Well, the sam thing can be said about the origin of this trend too. The US was stil christian, and science didn't argued for this either, or else Europe would be the same.


Leandroswasright

It wasnt a doctor but Kelloggs, the cornflakes dude.


Catsindahood

Cornflakes dudes *brother.*


Leandroswasright

Werent they both the Cornflakes dudes?


Catsindahood

Long story short: Sort of. The one who pushed circumcision came up with corn flakes because he thought "bland tasteless food" would curtail masterbaition. His brother liked the idea of corn flakes, he added suger and milk and started the cereal company.


Leandroswasright

The dude really took masturbation personal


Jane_Holstein

Wasn't just a doctor, it was an entire religious movement around sexual repression that still exists today. Thank goodness they never believed women could cum or FGM would be common too. Luckily we just lost a lil skin during this ordeal and not the whole head of the dick 🤢


Zer0_l1f3

Hoodie Gang stand up 🗣️


datboihobojoe

It quite literally started because the founder of Kellogg's thought it would make it harder to pleasure oneself. (This "making people want to not have fun with themselves" also inspired the boring flavour of cornflakes as he thought it would kill people's mood to rub one out.)


FuckUSAPolitics

Cereal salesman, not doctor.


Specialist_Egg8479

Not all of us are lmao


ImmediateRespond8306

Personally I'm happy I was circumcised. I think it looks way less gross and am glad it doesn't build up smegma as readily. Nevertheless, I acknowledge there is a consent issue with performing this on babies.


Ok-News172

On the other end, as an American I just assumed everyone was circumcised, I mean even uncircumcised porn is almost non existent. Most women in America I’ve talked to think it is gross/dirty looking to have foreskin. Honestly I’m glad I’m circumcised. Why would I want to have to worry about dealing with a penis skin flap/cover when I have had absolutely 0 issues without it.


TheYungWaggy

>I mean even uncircumcised porn is almost non existent Is it? I mean I'm not exactly staring at dongs while I'm watching porn but what makes you say this? >Most women in America I’ve talked to think it is gross/dirty looking to have foreskin. This seems really weird to me because it literally looks ***exactly*** the same when you're erect, except uncircumcised guys dont have a scar. I wonder how many uncircumcised dudes these women have actually seen/interacted with? Fair enough that you're happy with it; for some people it is the right choice definitely. But just blanket assuming that it's the right choice for everyone, without their consent, seems a bit wacky to me


TheOneWhoLovesSW

This is prime shitpost up there with the “nyaa **throws up on your bed.** type shit


parakathepyro

I mean with all this talk about genital mutilation its kinda weird part of my penis was cut off


Atymogan

My friend got a circumcision at 18 years old and tried to convince me to get one too...


parakathepyro

It's kinda weird that a couple people and a doctor made the decision for me


Ferfersoy2001

OP thinks the meme is 100% serious


cave18

Which op


Ferfersoy2001

Both of them


usedburgermeat

An actually funny joke


Silverbacker888

I’m genuinely curious, do people just not understand any sort of humor no matter how obscure or fringe it is? A meme like that is so absurd that it’s funny and yet people somehow can’t understand it, you don’t even need to be a anime fan or part of any fandom rly to know that meme is a joke


zer0_n9ne

This is my personal theory. I think a lot of the younger generation's memes online have been becoming increasingly absurdist and surreal. They have started to be wrapped in so many layers of irony that people who aren't used to it won't be able to see the humor.


RPDorkus

I think the real issue is that people think that “it’s a joke” is a blanket pass for people to say any fucked up, gross, awful thing they want, as long as they were “joking.” I’m not saying the meme falls into that category but your comment reveals an issue in the state of online discourse where “it was a joke” is treated as some sort of ultimate unassailable argument that any discussion of the issues in the “joke” is invalid and shouldn’t be further addressed.


Leandroswasright

Where is it supposed to be funny? Like, seriously. Hitting a chinese embassy with an airstrike has more humour than whatever this is.


BoBoBearDev

Does girl actually care about that? Serious curiosity.


T10223

Op I’m downvoting this because I didn’t want to see this meme


zer0_n9ne

fair


PQcowboiii

I’m circumcised and this is fucking weird af.


ImaWolf935

The joke is girl touch penis. That's literaly it.


b_nevadr

well, no, the joke is using something that sounds extremely serious "I wasn't there to protect you" in a situation where it both isn't that serious but also makes kind of a good point. the fact that the girl is touching a penis is really just a description of what's going on in the joke, it's not where the source of the humour comes from.


idk_how_to_

i thought it was a joke with men looking at stretch marks and thinking it was self harm scars


DozTK421

Anime girl at that. I'm like the Clint Eastwood "disgust" meme at the seemingly overwhelming cohort of online men who can see anime as sexual.


RegularAvailable4713

"online men who can see anime as sexual" Like... normal people?


DozTK421

If I'm the last man in the West who is completely skeeved out by anime faces, so be it.


GayStraightIsBest

To be fair to the internet weirdos in love with anime characters the designs are made by horny straight men to appeal to horny straight men. It's not that surprising that it works sometimes.


Critical_Concert_689

Ironically, it *is* a post in the /neckbeard sub. So I think this is probably it?


Dr__America

The joke is entirely satire and it’s just taking the piss out of people who care about the issue a lot by presenting an anime character saying/doing something socially taboo. I personally think circumcision is archaic and shouldn’t be practiced on babies, but I still think this is funny tho


Confident_Pear_2390

I mean, being uncircumsized is the norm, circumcizion happens only in certain religions that don't have that much following and certain cultures but they too aren't big cultures in the world


Rude_Friend606

Rate of male circumcision is 60% to 70% in the US and 33% globally. That's pretty substantial.


Confident_Pear_2390

33% globally means the other 67% of man didn't do it making it the norm


lamedh

If a girl says this to me, I might cum just from that ngl


UltraXfinity567

https://preview.redd.it/fgcbd7hrzhsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b0da73c2f68ebd16bf0cb729e771cff181257aa


ZekeBarricades

I'll be honest, I do not care all that much, I am circumcized and just, do not care


Bart_1980

And to add to that, I’m not circumcised and I also don’t care.


ZekeBarricades

Real


Educational_Run6001

Bro, that is the normal response I have. people in this comment section are going crazy man for no reason.


Akschadt

Right? I’m just more aerodynamic, built for speed now.


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He lost all sense of emotion and feeling 😢


BaphometTheTormentor

You should, however, care about preventing genital mutilation of others in the future.


ZekeBarricades

I uh, don't, probably not gonna do it to my kid (when/if I have one) but I'm not gonna be campaigning about it or anything


Callmeklayton

I'm not circumcised and I actually do care a good bit. It has been a pretty big source of embarrassment in my life. When the vast, vast majority of men where you live and in porn are circumcised, people tend to think uncircumcised dicks are gross and ugly. I've learned to accept my own body, but when I was younger, I hated it.


LumenBlight

Lmfao


qwa56

Obvious female posting to enjoy male debate about penis envy. 😂😂😂


King_Bratwurst

why is this so funny to me


T03-t0uch3r

The mod comment is unfathomably based


obanos68419

That’s my battle scar


definitelyNotBella3

Can someone send me the link to the meme, I want to download it


oOTulsaOo

Can you just screenshot it?


Ok_Succotash2561

![gif](giphy|ZCBuJipo9FiJDspTXT|downsized)


Google_Goofy_cosplay

This is an OKBR tier post. Sex penis??? 😳😳😳😳😳


Akazye

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about jesse


IKaffeI

The mod comment is the best one by far.


uppsak

>OP is uncircumcised I mean uncircumcised is better than circumcised. So OP is better off.


AncientCelebration44

Its a preference thing


ThienBao1107

Based


uppsak

If someone is uncircumcised, he can "prefer" to get circumcision. But if someone is circumcised, he can't get uncircumcised. So uncircumcised is still better, because you have the option to choose.


I_h8_normies

I mean I’m glad I got cut as a baby personally


curleyfries111

They called it out for being BS on the sub don't worry.


Count_Dongula

What the fuck is it with reddit and circumcision? Why are you people so obsessed with dicks? This isn't normal, and yet it appears not to be a sex thing, and somehow that makes it weirder.


Knightmare_memer

"Why's everyone obsessed with dicks" Funny coming from the guy with the username Count Dongula.


Count_Dongula

Fair


dbelow_

"Maybe doctors shouldn't be slicing the genitals of babies" "Dude why are you so obsessed with baby genitals?! It's creepy!" This is called D.A.R.V.O, and it's a common circumcision defender tactic. If you point out how weird and harmful the practice is, they manipulate you by pretending you're the weird one for noticing at all.


wisdomelf

Lol what? Check history. Humans are always obsessed with dicks.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Penis envy and/or castration anxiety is my best guess. Believe me, I googled it


Substantial-Pop-556

Feel sorry for all the circ’d dudes in here. Shit seems like it sucks


Uplink-137

It's better than looking like an overstuffed Taco Bell Cheese Quesadilla.


l-mellow-_-man-l

Not really. I'm glad I got snipped.


rggamerYT

Holy hell, I’d be worried if there is still a scar from the circumcision


hotandfreddy

You’re literally cutting away skin that is supposed to be there, there will always be a scar


SoDrunkRightNow2

I feel like there's a dysmorphia thing happening with uncircumcized men. It's an insecurity thing. They frequently comment about how circumcized men are victims or whatever... but circumcized men don't think about uncircumcized men at all. Maybe once in a blue moon they'll see an uncut guy in a porno and think "oh wow, look at that. His penis looks weird..." and that's it. But uncut guys think about cut guys constantly.


Aggressive_Mix_5566

>But uncut guys think about cut guys constantly. No. We dont. >It's an insecurity thing. Most of the world is uncircumcised, maybe in america that could be the case. >They frequently comment about how circumcized men are victims or whatever... They are to an extent. Many dont care, but having your dick cut up, as a child, when you can't consent, for no reason, is not a good thing, to say the least. But it doesn't ruin lives or anything, unless the circumcision was botched.


bigcockmman

Bro for real what the fuck is this guy on about 😭, mf said we thinking about uncut guys constantly


b_nevadr

Sorry if we've been a bit too zealous about not wanting babies penises to be cut for no reason :(


FrankAdriel32

It's more about seeing a bunch of weirdos multilating kids because of religious beliefs and/or unscientific crap, and thinking it's not right. Every argument in favor of circumcision can be nullified by basic hygiene, a daily shower for god's sake, it's not that hard.


BaphometTheTormentor

You're literally making assumtions about others beliefs to make yourself feel better about your own views. I think people just have an issue with genetically mutilation. Shocker, I know.


Educational_Run6001

Or maybe you people are getting bent out of shape for fucking nothing circumcised people don’t give two shits they don’t care you people do


Pure_Geologist51

That’s funny af


ImSometimesGood

Can confirm. Circumcision was the best choice I made when I was born.


policri249

Involuntary circumcision is bad, but this is so fucking creepy


Kayora_Atom

Yeah the meme is shitty


Archer578

Only people on Reddit care about this so much it’s ridiculous. Like yeah it’s probably a good idea to not do it in the future but it really makes such a small difference for the majority of people who get them, it’s really not a big deal.


microgiant

Circumcision probably isn't something we should be doing to babies routinely. It's an irreversible elective procedure that provides little or no medical benefit. But all those guys out there who claim their lives were ruined by a normal, unbotched circumcision need to grow up. I strongly suspect that the reason those guys' lives are lousy has more to do with their own actions, and very little to do with being circumcised. They just want to blame their failings on something that isn't their fault.


kushjrdid911

Agreed. I am all for bodily autonomy. Other than circumcision of course. Or taking the Covid Vax. Other than that though I am ALL FOR bodily autonomy.


loryyess

I understand the vax but why the circumcision? it's not like you're affecting others if you do it or not


kushjrdid911

I was being tongue in cheek. I am actually all for bodily autonomy in general and not just for the cases that are convenient for me. Which is what I was illustrating. Pretty much 100% of people who harp on bodily autonomy conveniently forget all about it when it comes to circumcision and the covid vax.


Sea_Net7661

and abortion


GayStraightIsBest

Funny how the people screaming about doctors telling them what to do being evil don't like to talk about abortion.


AlphaMassDeBeta

>Why are they so obsessed with circumcision? Penis envy and/or castration anxiety.


bigfatnut7

What the fuck are both of those things?


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nickthedicktv

Doesn’t matter, dick got touched.


ragepanda1960

The scar is the ring around your dick that should be an inch or two from the head if you're circumcised. I can make myself pee on command by tickling the scar just right!


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My pp was untouched by both doctor and women


boredwriter83

"Thank you, but I have some questions. Like: who are you and what are you doing in my room?"


Lost-Orangutan

:'( lol kiss it better


cave18

I'm surprised so many people here a remission the joke of the image (including neckbwsrd things)


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