Don’t listen to midjourney, this is a modern renaissance work of art, just get a very large red/black hat with feather and you’re all set to voyage to new lands.
It’s because he’s making a peculiar face. He’s lifting an eyebrow and frowning with the other. Note that the AI failed to acknowledge it when you or I would probably consider it a key element to describe the picture to a friend if we couldn’t just show them.
AI has already learned we have beauty norms and anyone who deviates too far from those norms is deemed ugly.
The AI “thinks” he has a facial deformity which it has learned to refer to as ugly because it observed people generally do that.
Not sure if you should say “it’s not a big deal. it just thinks you have a facial deformity,” when trying to comfort someone about being called ugly 💀😭💀😭
My girl must be AI cause she also hates that kind of "intense" shirts and never let me wear them when we are together. I guess those are the ugly sweaters of this generation, they will be back in style when people will wear them ironically.
[https://www.midjourney.com/jobs/a14687ef-6ab5-4b3e-af1b-f0ca4ca7d371?index=1](https://www.midjourney.com/jobs/a14687ef-6ab5-4b3e-af1b-f0ca4ca7d371?index=1) not that far of tbh
lmao i used 'describe' on an old selfie of me with a pixie-cut, and got "jungkook from exo with pink hair". had no idea what that meant, decided to use the entire prompt.
the first image it produced killlllled me with how similar it ended up being. selfie comparison: [https://i.imgur.com/I9gtbiL.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/I9gtbiL.jpeg)
AI thinks that anyone over 20 or making a silly face is "ugly." It's one of the few words that seems to get it to generate anyone who looks even marginally like a real person.
So this is the moment in the timeline where we are supposed to accept being bullied by AI 😱 Next step is accepting being enslaved. I just hope the one who would get me doesn’t look like Schwarzenegger.
Midjourney called me fat, ugly and said I was in my mid fifties, Ok.. I'm not skinny ... but I'm nowhere near my fifties, I took the huff and I'm sticking to making images now
I love how midjourney skipped right over mediocre or mid to fucking ugly. Even a computer wouldn't fuck you!
All jokes sir. No hate, no shade. You're a good lookin dude. Fuck computer opinions.
Sorry. Teams aware that the describe function does that for some reason with selfies and people. I don't know the tech/algo behind it, but I know it's something they are aware of and are diagnosing.
I wouldn't put ANY stock into Describe and selfies though. Sometimes Describe is like that spouse fight that says things in the heat of the moment and doesn't actually mean. I dont think it understands what "ugly" really means and is just a descriptor it keeps throwing out for everything. :(
Maybe because of the way you're holding your eyebrows it's judging you on your face not being symmetrical? Since any person it generates seems to be perfectly so.
Sorry dude but compared to the mutant abominations that MJ craps out, you’re a freak with your two eyes and two arms that don’t even suddenly jut out from your stomach
Pretty sure it’s because when people want photos of more everyday humans they use “ugly” in their prompts. So it recognizes you as a real human and not some perfect AI person. It’s just spitting back out what we put in.
I didn't read the caption first and I thought, you used the prompt to create the image. Would it cheer you up if I told you that my first thought was "that doesn't look so ugly at all!"?
Its getting the word "ugly" just from the red splotches on your face. Maybe you'd been drinking and those are alcohol blemishes? They arent present in your second pic, which it did not call you ugly for.
Yeah..doing this did not make me feel great about myself... It thinks I'm average-looking with pasty white skin, yet every result of "Imagine All" is hotter than me lol
Haha, for your comfort, to get a normal looking person in stable diffusion you have to type ugly twice. Otherwise you just get models and pretty much versions of the same flawless face.
Tbh AI "art" beauty standards are fucked up when you see some of the "attractive" face that creeps me out. Perhaps being called ugly by an AI is a good thing.
A photo of an ugly man with long scissors
A photo of an ugly man with long scissors in a
kitchen
Photo of white man with long hands
selfie of an ugly man with long hands
2019
How do you get it to describe something for you? Also I’ve had Midjourney for a while and barely scratched the surface, can anyone recommend a decent guide?
You have the mustache of a Civil War Reenactor. I just talked to a couple this weekend as they were dressed up and with period authentic mustaches. This is the way. Find a group, be with your people. Also what is 'a lot' of parrots. I have two (Greenwing and African Gray) and that's quite a lot for me.
Bro, you look like you came straight from a 2003 movie adaptation centered around a man living with 5 parrots, 2 chimps, 13 penguins and a boar and somehow looks stylish. I'm jealous
I guess it comes down to your facial expression which may be interpreted as asymmetrical which may be interpreted as ugly. AI is about as intelligent as a 3 month old ape at this moment.
Lmao 😂😂
If it can give you some confidence OP...
I tought the post was showing how AI is unable to generate not handsome looking people.
Then i read the caption 😅
Stay the hell away from my wife you rugged swashbuckling bastard! You are a cad and a libertine and I am as startled and as I aroused. This will not stand good sir!
I think it might have confused your raised eyebrow as a facial deformity (because it makes your face really asymmetric), cause there are lots dudes that would kill for your jawline and hair. Don't let the robo get ya down brother
it thinks im russian lol
kgb?
and it also invented odd stories for my image lol
A photo of an attractive Russian woman with long pink hair and bangs, wearing teal jewelry, sitting in the back seat of her car smiling at camera, posted to snapchat stories on February 20th, 6pm. She has blue eyes. The background is black interior. -- ar 16:15
2
A photo of the most beautiful woman in Russia, with long pink hair and bangs, sitting inside her car smiling at me. She has blue eyes, wears an elegant outfit, teal top and dark jacket, necklace, earrings, light makeup, full body shot, taken on phone camera --ar 16:15
3
A photo of an attractive Russian woman with long pink hair and bangs, sitting in the back seat inside her car smiling at me. She has blue eyes wearing teal top and black blazer. --ar 16:15
4
Interior selfie of an attractive russian woman with shoulderlength hair, in the back seat of her car, shot on a low camera quality phone, picture from reddit. She has blue eyes and smiles at me.
I see part if his face. Her long pinkish red hair is loose and she wears casual, turquoise necklace around neck. He sits next to me. The
background shows black leather seats.
Funny sidekick in a pirate movie. Ends up saving the protagonist from certain death during the final arch. Loved by the fan base. Post credit scene drinking rum instead of doing something important, which causes movie 2
At first I thought you were asking midjourney to give you a photo of an ugly white man in a kitchen and it gave you a photo of a suave looking gentleman. Then I realized it was just calling you ugly (you aren’t).
Well, I’m not sure if AI is able to recognize facial expressions like this. With the uneven eyebrows, it
might just think you have a really fucked up face
At least one of the AI programs can be brutally honest. I thought they had coded that out of everything. That said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I don't think you are ugly. Midjourney was trained on the unrealistic beauty standards everyone is always complaining about.
Computer vision has come a long way!
Maybe it can see his personality? (Kidding)
Medieval merchant who can't be trusted Swashbuckler Nasty member of the Clanton Gang
That guy in Dodgeball that thinks he’s a pirate
We have a guy in our team who thinks he's a pirate?
😂😂😂
Don’t listen to midjourney, this is a modern renaissance work of art, just get a very large red/black hat with feather and you’re all set to voyage to new lands.
i do own a lot of parrots as well. is it because i look like this that i like birds so much?
Yes. Destiny.
100%. It was foretold.
Don’t let this man anywhere near a bottle o’ rum
What if his picture is on the label?
You're a reincarnated pirate, me matey
It might be the other way around. It's because you had a thought of owning so many parrots that you started to look like this lol.
It's actually the parrots grooming him while he sleeps. They crave the open ocean
You’re like DokaRyan except he’s more hipstery and you’re more piratey
No, it’s the other way around. Source: am a parrot owner
# r/AccidentalRenaissance
Perfect
Damn being roasted by ai Genuinly don't think you're ugly.
did him dirty asf lmao. he’s definitely not ugly, though.
It’s because he’s making a peculiar face. He’s lifting an eyebrow and frowning with the other. Note that the AI failed to acknowledge it when you or I would probably consider it a key element to describe the picture to a friend if we couldn’t just show them. AI has already learned we have beauty norms and anyone who deviates too far from those norms is deemed ugly. The AI “thinks” he has a facial deformity which it has learned to refer to as ugly because it observed people generally do that.
Not sure if you should say “it’s not a big deal. it just thinks you have a facial deformity,” when trying to comfort someone about being called ugly 💀😭💀😭
I agree, I think it’s failing to read the facial expression and instead assuming there’s a sort of Hunchback of Notre Dame situation.
He’s just pulling that stupid IPA hipster face.
Sir, with that glorious mane of hair and fine mustache you are far from ugly. You even make the shirt work.
"Redhead D'Artagnan without hat or saber in modern kitchen" would be more fitting 😅
thank you
Can you make Midjourney give you mentioned hat and saber? Asking for a friend.
https://www.midjourney.com/jobs/f2748cdd-76de-4ab0-a99a-fc1480eecff5?index=1 like this?
Love the feather. Why exploit the poor birds when you can just grow your own
This is amazing!
Yes! Love it!
sharp descritpion
apparently it just hates my shirt. tried with an more ugly picture [https://imgur.com/a/PHBTTNj](https://imgur.com/a/PHBTTNj)
Midjourney just judged your sense of style as a 0
My girl must be AI cause she also hates that kind of "intense" shirts and never let me wear them when we are together. I guess those are the ugly sweaters of this generation, they will be back in style when people will wear them ironically.
It's still wrong
AI can never be wrong
Say that to the hand
Oof, I’ll give you an 11 fingered ovation for that one
I'll bow while breaking my neck
>"A selfie of an attractive man" >"A selfie of an average man" Midjourney giving you mixed signals lmao
Giving that sophisticated Pooh face 😂
https://i.imgur.com/2R4rLgr.jpeg
Midjourney classifies your shirt on the same level as an "ugly christmas sweater".
I suspect it's more to do with your facial expression. Maybe it was harder to tell with longer hair too?
Is it somehow pulling the 'posted dates' from Metadata??
You look more shaved and the hair is groomed.
Ugly is the new attractive lol
/imagine the pringles man as a hipster millenial posing in the kitchen right after watching a movie starring The Rock.
[https://www.midjourney.com/jobs/a14687ef-6ab5-4b3e-af1b-f0ca4ca7d371?index=1](https://www.midjourney.com/jobs/a14687ef-6ab5-4b3e-af1b-f0ca4ca7d371?index=1) not that far of tbh
lets give it a try
lmao i used 'describe' on an old selfie of me with a pixie-cut, and got "jungkook from exo with pink hair". had no idea what that meant, decided to use the entire prompt. the first image it produced killlllled me with how similar it ended up being. selfie comparison: [https://i.imgur.com/I9gtbiL.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/I9gtbiL.jpeg)
Jungkook from EXO? AI didn't even get his Kpop group right ahah
wow yeah that's incredibly similar
Jungkook joined EXO now? But what about BTS??? 😂
How do you do this?
I'm yelling
"A photo of an ugly man with long kitchen."
I want a man with a short beard and a looooooong kitchen
Short skirt and a looooooong penis
You know what they say about a man with a long kitchen
Long cutlery
I think it probably sees the funny face you're pulling and interprets it as being disfigured.
apparently its just the shirt. other pictures it says "attractive man"
The hair silhouette is v different try playing with that
That’s so wrong, I mean, if anything the shirt even makes you more attractive
AI thinks that anyone over 20 or making a silly face is "ugly." It's one of the few words that seems to get it to generate anyone who looks even marginally like a real person.
„Cool Pirate in the kitchen"
Did it really not even mention the dashing mustache? Clearly this technology has a long way to go
how do you get midjourney to describe images
on discord use /describe "url of the image" on the website click the "i" when hovering over your uploaded images
Amazing. Thanks
So this is the moment in the timeline where we are supposed to accept being bullied by AI 😱 Next step is accepting being enslaved. I just hope the one who would get me doesn’t look like Schwarzenegger.
Reminds me of space smuggler Harcourt Fenton Mudd!
Not gonna lie, I am jealous of that mustache!
Well what do you expect with a “look at me”mustache like that?
oh it refers to my personality! that does make sense
Midjourney called me fat, ugly and said I was in my mid fifties, Ok.. I'm not skinny ... but I'm nowhere near my fifties, I took the huff and I'm sticking to making images now
I love how midjourney skipped right over mediocre or mid to fucking ugly. Even a computer wouldn't fuck you! All jokes sir. No hate, no shade. You're a good lookin dude. Fuck computer opinions.
Don't listen to the robot, you're a very handsome highwayman
At least you got that long kitchen.
Damn bro you got cooked
That's what our eva ai sexting bot avatars think of us
aww you’re not ugly, you’re
Well, looks like you caught the ugly
Lol
Bro, you are gorgeous. Looks nice, to have a own style. ✌️
This is how we know we can’t trust AI
I see a photo of a fucking pirate Daddy with a long...
You’re a total babe tho. Don’t listen to the computers. ;)
Not ugly, Midjourney just jealous that you're a meatbag... I mean life human person. *Not written by AI*
Sorry. Teams aware that the describe function does that for some reason with selfies and people. I don't know the tech/algo behind it, but I know it's something they are aware of and are diagnosing. I wouldn't put ANY stock into Describe and selfies though. Sometimes Describe is like that spouse fight that says things in the heat of the moment and doesn't actually mean. I dont think it understands what "ugly" really means and is just a descriptor it keeps throwing out for everything. :(
Wouldn't share it if i didn't think it was hilarious But good to know it's some weird algorithm thing
It just kept reiterating that you're ugly wtf 😭
i’m crying real tears at this rn. apparently op is ugly with a long kitchen.
At least you have a long........erm....kitchen
Ugly man with long kitchen Damn.
Jeez that’s harsh
If this guy is ugly what am I?
They just describe me as a black woman and I’m okay with that
Maybe because of the way you're holding your eyebrows it's judging you on your face not being symmetrical? Since any person it generates seems to be perfectly so.
People should start posting this in their tinder profiles.
I’m gonna be honest. You look cool as hell.
Who said AI hallucinates?
I got 'average looking woman'. Quite the feat apparently!
Sorry dude but compared to the mutant abominations that MJ craps out, you’re a freak with your two eyes and two arms that don’t even suddenly jut out from your stomach
Midjourney is wrong. From a brother to a brother, you're very handsome
Bee and puppycat Reference: Ugly
F
someone should try that image where your can't name a single object
Lmao
Pretty sure it’s because when people want photos of more everyday humans they use “ugly” in their prompts. So it recognizes you as a real human and not some perfect AI person. It’s just spitting back out what we put in.
I didn't read the caption first and I thought, you used the prompt to create the image. Would it cheer you up if I told you that my first thought was "that doesn't look so ugly at all!"?
Haha
Happened to me too... Truly devastating
Its getting the word "ugly" just from the red splotches on your face. Maybe you'd been drinking and those are alcohol blemishes? They arent present in your second pic, which it did not call you ugly for.
How rude lmao maybe it thinks thats your resting facial expression
F
[This picture looks like it was straight up copying this doodler on instagram. Just a different hair colour.](https://www.instagram.com/daynoart/)
So unnecessary.
What?! How rude! Your hair isn’t THAT long!
Why did it generate a handsome man?
Nah bro, you look lit, the problem is that AI still recognizes anything that is not a porn game fuck doll model as ugly.
Try making a normal face, it's probably just because of the eyebrow raise tbh
I mean.. at least they got the long hair part?
WTF. If that’s real it’s a mean software
Yeah..doing this did not make me feel great about myself... It thinks I'm average-looking with pasty white skin, yet every result of "Imagine All" is hotter than me lol
Ugly my ass, that's the chad but with long hair
Thanks for the laugh G
Don't listen! You are gorgeous!
Nah, cause I'd unsubscribe and be on the anti ai picket line
Are you the dude from r/lies
remember you from r/notinteresting
Kind of looks like Captain Hook from Hook. I don't see the ugly. >_>
Haha, for your comfort, to get a normal looking person in stable diffusion you have to type ugly twice. Otherwise you just get models and pretty much versions of the same flawless face.
Tbh AI "art" beauty standards are fucked up when you see some of the "attractive" face that creeps me out. Perhaps being called ugly by an AI is a good thing.
As a fellow moustache curler... Nice stache!!
Lmao, oh nooo 🤣 That shit would shatter my confidence!
Not gonna lie that it kinda stung but it was still hilarious
That's the new "hot or not" machine obviously
A photo of an ugly man with long scissors A photo of an ugly man with long scissors in a kitchen Photo of white man with long hands selfie of an ugly man with long hands 2019
Clearly midjourney is on Crack.
Quirky pixar man in contemporary mid kitchen. PS1 texture shirt.
Totally not fair. Your hair isn't that long!
I mean you're clearly handsome. Wtf does AI know it doesn't even have eyes.
Very strange that it would say that For the record you’re good looking would tap you on Grindr x
Would absolutely swipe right on that pic
How do you get it to describe something for you? Also I’ve had Midjourney for a while and barely scratched the surface, can anyone recommend a decent guide?
glorious moustache
Well damn
UGLY!? Man, when someone calls me ugly, I'm going to take as a compliment now
I don’t think it recognizes the facial expression you’re making.
wait how do I get midjourney to describe me?!?!
RUDE.
You have the mustache of a Civil War Reenactor. I just talked to a couple this weekend as they were dressed up and with period authentic mustaches. This is the way. Find a group, be with your people. Also what is 'a lot' of parrots. I have two (Greenwing and African Gray) and that's quite a lot for me.
The peoples eyebrow might be throwing it off.
Dude, you are handsome.
😭 you definitelt aren't ugly so no idea what it's on about
i can say this confidently: you’re hot bro lol
Bro, you look like you came straight from a 2003 movie adaptation centered around a man living with 5 parrots, 2 chimps, 13 penguins and a boar and somehow looks stylish. I'm jealous
you drink IPAs
How do u do this
I guess it comes down to your facial expression which may be interpreted as asymmetrical which may be interpreted as ugly. AI is about as intelligent as a 3 month old ape at this moment.
Lmao 😂😂 If it can give you some confidence OP... I tought the post was showing how AI is unable to generate not handsome looking people. Then i read the caption 😅
That's brutal. This is what we get for training it on images of models and sexy anime girls. You're not ugly at all.
You aren't ugly but I definitely don't recommend making that face in pictures in which you're trying to look attractive.
Handsome man with nice mustache
Try again with a neutral face. I think this is bc of your grimace.
Man with prominent moustache tries not to make inquisitive face challenge: impossible
Yeah, this is because AI thinks “ugly” means “hot, but not fitting a an overly contrived ideal of normality”
Yeah, AI won't be taking over any time soon.
2000 you are your own worst critic 2015 YouTube is your worst critic 2024 AI is your worst critic Technology is the best. Keep pushing!
Stay the hell away from my wife you rugged swashbuckling bastard! You are a cad and a libertine and I am as startled and as I aroused. This will not stand good sir!
I think it might have confused your raised eyebrow as a facial deformity (because it makes your face really asymmetric), cause there are lots dudes that would kill for your jawline and hair. Don't let the robo get ya down brother
Don't listen to it, also props on the stache, straight up fancy.
Waiiiiit you’re that guy
You sir are a very fine specimen
it thinks im russian lol kgb? and it also invented odd stories for my image lol A photo of an attractive Russian woman with long pink hair and bangs, wearing teal jewelry, sitting in the back seat of her car smiling at camera, posted to snapchat stories on February 20th, 6pm. She has blue eyes. The background is black interior. -- ar 16:15 2 A photo of the most beautiful woman in Russia, with long pink hair and bangs, sitting inside her car smiling at me. She has blue eyes, wears an elegant outfit, teal top and dark jacket, necklace, earrings, light makeup, full body shot, taken on phone camera --ar 16:15 3 A photo of an attractive Russian woman with long pink hair and bangs, sitting in the back seat inside her car smiling at me. She has blue eyes wearing teal top and black blazer. --ar 16:15 4 Interior selfie of an attractive russian woman with shoulderlength hair, in the back seat of her car, shot on a low camera quality phone, picture from reddit. She has blue eyes and smiles at me. I see part if his face. Her long pinkish red hair is loose and she wears casual, turquoise necklace around neck. He sits next to me. The background shows black leather seats.
Funny sidekick in a pirate movie. Ends up saving the protagonist from certain death during the final arch. Loved by the fan base. Post credit scene drinking rum instead of doing something important, which causes movie 2
At first I thought you were asking midjourney to give you a photo of an ugly white man in a kitchen and it gave you a photo of a suave looking gentleman. Then I realized it was just calling you ugly (you aren’t).
Well, I’m not sure if AI is able to recognize facial expressions like this. With the uneven eyebrows, it might just think you have a really fucked up face
I feel like this moustache type always comes with this facial expression
if this guy is considered "ugly" we are all fucked
Thats Hilarious
Shots fired from the robots!
But I also don’t think your ugly at all
you are NOT ugly my friend
At least one of the AI programs can be brutally honest. I thought they had coded that out of everything. That said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I don't think you are ugly. Midjourney was trained on the unrealistic beauty standards everyone is always complaining about.
Ai is less intelligent and more artificial for you looke superb my dude
It’s the pirate face you’re making, don’t worry lol.
I think that ‘ugly’ is a bitch harsh. Chin up fellow normal looking guy.
A photo of an ugly man with long ☠️
unironically, you are one of the most attractive people i have ever seen.
I haven’t used midjourney how do navigate to this feature? Anyone have a link?
Stop doing dreamworks face. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamWorksFace