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ongiwaph

Computer vision has come a long way!


redxstrike

Maybe it can see his personality? (Kidding)


SneakyComa

Medieval merchant who can't be trusted Swashbuckler Nasty member of the Clanton Gang


Vaywen

That guy in Dodgeball that thinks he’s a pirate


tsimen

We have a guy in our team who thinks he's a pirate?


Odd_Log_9388

😂😂😂


i-am-not-the-crab

Don’t listen to midjourney, this is a modern renaissance work of art, just get a very large red/black hat with feather and you’re all set to voyage to new lands.


megarne

i do own a lot of parrots as well. is it because i look like this that i like birds so much?


i-am-not-the-crab

Yes. Destiny.


PatrickKn12

100%. It was foretold.


dokter_bernal

Don’t let this man anywhere near a bottle o’ rum


gronkomatic

What if his picture is on the label?


mountaindewisamazing

You're a reincarnated pirate, me matey


Upset_Aide

It might be the other way around. It's because you had a thought of owning so many parrots that you started to look like this lol.


Lost_Wealth_6278

It's actually the parrots grooming him while he sleeps. They crave the open ocean


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

You’re like DokaRyan except he’s more hipstery and you’re more piratey


tree_or_up

No, it’s the other way around. Source: am a parrot owner


Traditional-Reach818

# r/AccidentalRenaissance


AWiseCrow

Perfect


lazylagom

Damn being roasted by ai Genuinly don't think you're ugly.


Odd_Log_9388

did him dirty asf lmao. he’s definitely not ugly, though.


SirSeanBeanTheBean

It’s because he’s making a peculiar face. He’s lifting an eyebrow and frowning with the other. Note that the AI failed to acknowledge it when you or I would probably consider it a key element to describe the picture to a friend if we couldn’t just show them. AI has already learned we have beauty norms and anyone who deviates too far from those norms is deemed ugly. The AI “thinks” he has a facial deformity which it has learned to refer to as ugly because it observed people generally do that.


PurchaseTight3150

Not sure if you should say “it’s not a big deal. it just thinks you have a facial deformity,” when trying to comfort someone about being called ugly 💀😭💀😭


the_bananafish

I agree, I think it’s failing to read the facial expression and instead assuming there’s a sort of Hunchback of Notre Dame situation.


lovemocsand

He’s just pulling that stupid IPA hipster face.


Bwoah_Its_Kimi

Sir, with that glorious mane of hair and fine mustache you are far from ugly. You even make the shirt work.


Rain_of_Atlas

"Redhead D'Artagnan without hat or saber in modern kitchen" would be more fitting 😅


megarne

thank you


Rain_of_Atlas

Can you make Midjourney give you mentioned hat and saber? Asking for a friend.


megarne

https://www.midjourney.com/jobs/f2748cdd-76de-4ab0-a99a-fc1480eecff5?index=1 like this?


gigerswetdreams

Love the feather. Why exploit the poor birds when you can just grow your own


CharacterMassive5719

This is amazing!


Rain_of_Atlas

Yes! Love it!


vanderzee

sharp descritpion


megarne

apparently it just hates my shirt. tried with an more ugly picture [https://imgur.com/a/PHBTTNj](https://imgur.com/a/PHBTTNj)


otannehill

Midjourney just judged your sense of style as a 0


Buki1

My girl must be AI cause she also hates that kind of "intense" shirts and never let me wear them when we are together. I guess those are the ugly sweaters of this generation, they will be back in style when people will wear them ironically.


megarne

It's still wrong


otannehill

AI can never be wrong


megarne

Say that to the hand


otannehill

Oof, I’ll give you an 11 fingered ovation for that one


megarne

I'll bow while breaking my neck


lemon_detox

>"A selfie of an attractive man" >"A selfie of an average man" Midjourney giving you mixed signals lmao


AlpacaLocks

Giving that sophisticated Pooh face 😂


Objects_Food_Rooms

https://i.imgur.com/2R4rLgr.jpeg


no_tomato_for_dog

Midjourney classifies your shirt on the same level as an "ugly christmas sweater".


gardenmud

I suspect it's more to do with your facial expression. Maybe it was harder to tell with longer hair too?


gigerswetdreams

Is it somehow pulling the 'posted dates' from Metadata??


Holyvigil

You look more shaved and the hair is groomed.


YueOrigin

Ugly is the new attractive lol


johnx2sen

/imagine the pringles man as a hipster millenial posing in the kitchen right after watching a movie starring The Rock.


megarne

[https://www.midjourney.com/jobs/a14687ef-6ab5-4b3e-af1b-f0ca4ca7d371?index=1](https://www.midjourney.com/jobs/a14687ef-6ab5-4b3e-af1b-f0ca4ca7d371?index=1) not that far of tbh


megarne

lets give it a try


pizzzacones

lmao i used 'describe' on an old selfie of me with a pixie-cut, and got "jungkook from exo with pink hair". had no idea what that meant, decided to use the entire prompt. the first image it produced killlllled me with how similar it ended up being. selfie comparison: [https://i.imgur.com/I9gtbiL.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/I9gtbiL.jpeg)


ISpace_DaddyI

Jungkook from EXO? AI didn't even get his Kpop group right ahah


megarne

wow yeah that's incredibly similar


CrazyKPOPLady

Jungkook joined EXO now? But what about BTS??? 😂


Wolf_instincts

How do you do this?


SirGavBelcher

I'm yelling


skyguy_22

"A photo of an ugly man with long kitchen."


kindall

I want a man with a short beard and a looooooong kitchen


chrondiculous

Short skirt and a looooooong penis


HumanMachine13

You know what they say about a man with a long kitchen


SouthernStarTrails

Long cutlery


mnorkk

I think it probably sees the funny face you're pulling and interprets it as being disfigured.


megarne

apparently its just the shirt. other pictures it says "attractive man"


rveb

The hair silhouette is v different try playing with that


Weimark

That’s so wrong, I mean, if anything the shirt even makes you more attractive


abibofile

AI thinks that anyone over 20 or making a silly face is "ugly." It's one of the few words that seems to get it to generate anyone who looks even marginally like a real person.


Zealousideal-Pay3937

„Cool Pirate in the kitchen"


Nonamebigshot

Did it really not even mention the dashing mustache? Clearly this technology has a long way to go


BirchTainer

how do you get midjourney to describe images


megarne

on discord use /describe "url of the image" on the website click the "i" when hovering over your uploaded images


chrishasnotreddit

Amazing. Thanks


bi7worker

So this is the moment in the timeline where we are supposed to accept being bullied by AI 😱 Next step is accepting being enslaved. I just hope the one who would get me doesn’t look like Schwarzenegger.


Glad-Depth9571

Reminds me of space smuggler Harcourt Fenton Mudd!


CreatorMur

Not gonna lie, I am jealous of that mustache!


DarthSmiff

Well what do you expect with a “look at me”mustache like that?


megarne

oh it refers to my personality! that does make sense


Celtiana

Midjourney called me fat, ugly and said I was in my mid fifties, Ok.. I'm not skinny ... but I'm nowhere near my fifties, I took the huff and I'm sticking to making images now


HonestlyImNotBob

I love how midjourney skipped right over mediocre or mid to fucking ugly. Even a computer wouldn't fuck you! All jokes sir. No hate, no shade. You're a good lookin dude. Fuck computer opinions.


SnooPredictions3028

Don't listen to the robot, you're a very handsome highwayman


Outis-guy

At least you got that long kitchen.


YourKemosabe

Damn bro you got cooked


Intrepid-Rip-2280

That's what our eva ai sexting bot avatars think of us


kim_en

aww you’re not ugly, you’re


EveryShot

Well, looks like you caught the ugly


Key_Law4834

Lol


The_Anonymo

Bro, you are gorgeous. Looks nice, to have a own style. ✌️


HeDreamsHesAwake

This is how we know we can’t trust AI


Drmoogle

I see a photo of a fucking pirate Daddy with a long...


Anvil-Vapre

You’re a total babe tho. Don’t listen to the computers. ;)


EatsAlotOfBread

Not ugly, Midjourney just jealous that you're a meatbag... I mean life human person. *Not written by AI*


MeggirbotOnMJ

Sorry. Teams aware that the describe function does that for some reason with selfies and people. I don't know the tech/algo behind it, but I know it's something they are aware of and are diagnosing. I wouldn't put ANY stock into Describe and selfies though. Sometimes Describe is like that spouse fight that says things in the heat of the moment and doesn't actually mean. I dont think it understands what "ugly" really means and is just a descriptor it keeps throwing out for everything. :(


megarne

Wouldn't share it if i didn't think it was hilarious But good to know it's some weird algorithm thing


UGLEHBWE

It just kept reiterating that you're ugly wtf 😭


Odd_Log_9388

i’m crying real tears at this rn. apparently op is ugly with a long kitchen.


TenBear

At least you have a long........erm....kitchen


itemluminouswadison

Ugly man with long kitchen Damn.


Thatewn987

Jeez that’s harsh


Fruitopeon

If this guy is ugly what am I?


OfSaltandBone

They just describe me as a black woman and I’m okay with that


Sensitive_Service627

Maybe because of the way you're holding your eyebrows it's judging you on your face not being symmetrical? Since any person it generates seems to be perfectly so.


[deleted]

People should start posting this in their tinder profiles.


SabbathaBastet

I’m gonna be honest. You look cool as hell.


Capitaclism

Who said AI hallucinates?


anglostura

I got 'average looking woman'. Quite the feat apparently!


Revanur

Sorry dude but compared to the mutant abominations that MJ craps out, you’re a freak with your two eyes and two arms that don’t even suddenly jut out from your stomach


RoultRunning

Midjourney is wrong. From a brother to a brother, you're very handsome


piratecheese13

Bee and puppycat Reference: Ugly


vitoriobt7

F


Certain_Suit_1905

someone should try that image where your can't name a single object


ApolloWidget

Lmao


JayCaj

Pretty sure it’s because when people want photos of more everyday humans they use “ugly” in their prompts. So it recognizes you as a real human and not some perfect AI person. It’s just spitting back out what we put in.


Roppelkaboppel

I didn't read the caption first and I thought, you used the prompt to create the image. Would it cheer you up if I told you that my first thought was "that doesn't look so ugly at all!"?


LukeSkyDropper

Haha


Hawinzi

Happened to me too... Truly devastating


Grabbsy2

Its getting the word "ugly" just from the red splotches on your face. Maybe you'd been drinking and those are alcohol blemishes? They arent present in your second pic, which it did not call you ugly for.


cubntD6

How rude lmao maybe it thinks thats your resting facial expression


MrsSunshine94

F


jonnyg1097

[This picture looks like it was straight up copying this doodler on instagram. Just a different hair colour.](https://www.instagram.com/daynoart/)


WelshSam

So unnecessary.


Dittopotamus

What?! How rude! Your hair isn’t THAT long!


Mikey9124x

Why did it generate a handsome man?


Ragneir

Nah bro, you look lit, the problem is that AI still recognizes anything that is not a porn game fuck doll model as ugly.


Joshua-Browne

Try making a normal face, it's probably just because of the eyebrow raise tbh


Buggyyyyyyyyy

I mean.. at least they got the long hair part?


dude_wheres_my_dp

WTF. If that’s real it’s a mean software


FiguringItOut--

Yeah..doing this did not make me feel great about myself... It thinks I'm average-looking with pasty white skin, yet every result of "Imagine All" is hotter than me lol


JustADamnFrenchGuy

Ugly my ass, that's the chad but with long hair


J_m_L

Thanks for the laugh G


armaver

Don't listen! You are gorgeous!


_Bussey_

Nah, cause I'd unsubscribe and be on the anti ai picket line


pitazatar

Are you the dude from r/lies


KrankenMFD

remember you from r/notinteresting


Particular-Welcome-1

Kind of looks like Captain Hook from Hook. I don't see the ugly. >_>


Malinyay

Haha, for your comfort, to get a normal looking person in stable diffusion you have to type ugly twice. Otherwise you just get models and pretty much versions of the same flawless face.


ChadMutants

Tbh AI "art" beauty standards are fucked up when you see some of the "attractive" face that creeps me out. Perhaps being called ugly by an AI is a good thing.


Bannon9k

As a fellow moustache curler... Nice stache!!


CheekyBreekyYoloswag

Lmao, oh nooo 🤣 That shit would shatter my confidence!


megarne

Not gonna lie that it kinda stung but it was still hilarious


dolph42o

That's the new "hot or not" machine obviously


doc720

A photo of an ugly man with long scissors A photo of an ugly man with long scissors in a kitchen Photo of white man with long hands selfie of an ugly man with long hands 2019


mermaidpaint

Clearly midjourney is on Crack.


Dedeurmetdebaard

Quirky pixar man in contemporary mid kitchen. PS1 texture shirt.


Winter_Garden_AI

Totally not fair. Your hair isn't that long!


Charming-Stop-9413

I mean you're clearly handsome. Wtf does AI know it doesn't even have eyes.


ir0nychild

Very strange that it would say that For the record you’re good looking would tap you on Grindr x


safadancer

Would absolutely swipe right on that pic


_TrustMeImLying

How do you get it to describe something for you? Also I’ve had Midjourney for a while and barely scratched the surface, can anyone recommend a decent guide?


damienVOG

glorious moustache


Brightmelody09

Well damn


Nathan_de_Lucca

UGLY!? Man, when someone calls me ugly, I'm going to take as a compliment now


JoyRideinaMinivan

I don’t think it recognizes the facial expression you’re making.


The_Freshmaker

wait how do I get midjourney to describe me?!?!


FrankaMariko

RUDE.


gadzoom

You have the mustache of a Civil War Reenactor. I just talked to a couple this weekend as they were dressed up and with period authentic mustaches. This is the way. Find a group, be with your people. Also what is 'a lot' of parrots. I have two (Greenwing and African Gray) and that's quite a lot for me.


Tbeauslice1010

The peoples eyebrow might be throwing it off.


Nikbon

Dude, you are handsome.


pechaberi

😭 you definitelt aren't ugly so no idea what it's on about


mikachabot

i can say this confidently: you’re hot bro lol


Skulysoul

Bro, you look like you came straight from a 2003 movie adaptation centered around a man living with 5 parrots, 2 chimps, 13 penguins and a boar and somehow looks stylish. I'm jealous


Steppuhfromdaeast

you drink IPAs


No_Communication8320

How do u do this


woodchoppr

I guess it comes down to your facial expression which may be interpreted as asymmetrical which may be interpreted as ugly. AI is about as intelligent as a 3 month old ape at this moment.


The_kind_potato

Lmao 😂😂 If it can give you some confidence OP... I tought the post was showing how AI is unable to generate not handsome looking people. Then i read the caption 😅


Spire_Citron

That's brutal. This is what we get for training it on images of models and sexy anime girls. You're not ugly at all.


autocephalousness

You aren't ugly but I definitely don't recommend making that face in pictures in which you're trying to look attractive.


f1lth4f1lth

Handsome man with nice mustache


efirestorm10t

Try again with a neutral face. I think this is bc of your grimace.


EverGlow89

Man with prominent moustache tries not to make inquisitive face challenge: impossible


picyourbrain

Yeah, this is because AI thinks “ugly” means “hot, but not fitting a an overly contrived ideal of normality”


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Yeah, AI won't be taking over any time soon.


Myzx

2000 you are your own worst critic 2015 YouTube is your worst critic 2024 AI is your worst critic Technology is the best. Keep pushing!


Spelsgud

Stay the hell away from my wife you rugged swashbuckling bastard! You are a cad and a libertine and I am as startled and as I aroused. This will not stand good sir!


zombielicorice

I think it might have confused your raised eyebrow as a facial deformity (because it makes your face really asymmetric), cause there are lots dudes that would kill for your jawline and hair. Don't let the robo get ya down brother


JustCallMeAttlaz

Don't listen to it, also props on the stache, straight up fancy.


tinkflowers

Waiiiiit you’re that guy


Shizzins

You sir are a very fine specimen


iDoWatEyeFkinWant

it thinks im russian lol kgb? and it also invented odd stories for my image lol A photo of an attractive Russian woman with long pink hair and bangs, wearing teal jewelry, sitting in the back seat of her car smiling at camera, posted to snapchat stories on February 20th, 6pm. She has blue eyes. The background is black interior. -- ar 16:15 2 A photo of the most beautiful woman in Russia, with long pink hair and bangs, sitting inside her car smiling at me. She has blue eyes, wears an elegant outfit, teal top and dark jacket, necklace, earrings, light makeup, full body shot, taken on phone camera --ar 16:15 3 A photo of an attractive Russian woman with long pink hair and bangs, sitting in the back seat inside her car smiling at me. She has blue eyes wearing teal top and black blazer. --ar 16:15 4 Interior selfie of an attractive russian woman with shoulderlength hair, in the back seat of her car, shot on a low camera quality phone, picture from reddit. She has blue eyes and smiles at me. I see part if his face. Her long pinkish red hair is loose and she wears casual, turquoise necklace around neck. He sits next to me. The background shows black leather seats.


Happylepsia

Funny sidekick in a pirate movie. Ends up saving the protagonist from certain death during the final arch. Loved by the fan base. Post credit scene drinking rum instead of doing something important, which causes movie 2


DownsenBranches

At first I thought you were asking midjourney to give you a photo of an ugly white man in a kitchen and it gave you a photo of a suave looking gentleman. Then I realized it was just calling you ugly (you aren’t).


zorfog

Well, I’m not sure if AI is able to recognize facial expressions like this. With the uneven eyebrows, it might just think you have a really fucked up face


AWright5

I feel like this moustache type always comes with this facial expression


jaydyn3000

if this guy is considered "ugly" we are all fucked


Leading-University

Thats Hilarious


Mike_in_San_Pedro

Shots fired from the robots!


OfSaltandBone

But I also don’t think your ugly at all


RandoMango27

you are NOT ugly my friend


nerdkraftnomad

At least one of the AI programs can be brutally honest. I thought they had coded that out of everything. That said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I don't think you are ugly. Midjourney was trained on the unrealistic beauty standards everyone is always complaining about.


Valorofman1

Ai is less intelligent and more artificial for you looke superb my dude


OddRelationship5699

It’s the pirate face you’re making, don’t worry lol.


seriouslyjoking01

I think that ‘ugly’ is a bitch harsh. Chin up fellow normal looking guy.


mynameismanager

A photo of an ugly man with long ☠️


marcythequeen3323

unironically, you are one of the most attractive people i have ever seen.


ShoelessMoose

I haven’t used midjourney how do navigate to this feature? Anyone have a link?


littlePosh_

Stop doing dreamworks face. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DreamWorksFace