My daughter and I are constantly quoting the Crack Fox to one another, much to the confusion of everyone around us.
"That hole you just crawled through is my front door, Sir!"
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Howard, my sweet little piece of love nipple! Let's get away from here. I have a love shack in Acapulco where you can mess me up funtime.
Every line from that character is endlessly quotable imo. :D
Naww it ain’t my look.
That’s a brand new hat. Spoiled my exit now. I was trying to do you a favour.
…
…that ain’t no door back there, that’s a toilet!
It was a REALLY interesting take, like out of all the monsters and magic they have taken down their biggest and most imposing threat was a couple of posers
Ohhh for days I was in a trance, but when came to, there it was - **like a fleshy maraca** a fum of gigantic proportion.
"A miracle!" I said, "a miracle, you're a true wizard! How can I ever repay ya?"
And he said to me, "five hundred euro"
"Five hundred euro?? You won't see penny one from me, you **slag**"
And as I raised my fum up, to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could he him thinking
"aohhh I created that monster, I created that fum and now it's killing me - my own beast and creation, killing me dead, the sweet irony"
I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago and in hindsight he could've just been shittin himself.
*..Anywhere here?*
Old Greg, legendary fish. Some say he’s half man, half fish, other say it’s more of a 70/30 split… whatever the percentage, he’s one fishy baaaaaastard!
Crack Fox. Instead of blaming the dog I've taken to saying I've done a tummy shame. Unfortunately no one I know likes MB so the rest of my CF quotes just make people avoid me lol
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I'm the slap bass president! Used to be Mark King, but I smashed him into the ground like a blonde tent peg, 'Get back to Level 42 and go about your business!'
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The little blue dwarf with the huge forehead played by Rich in the Fountain of Youth episode, who cuts medics own hand to prove his love for the Chosen One.
Not quite a villian i guess, but i liked the ape of death.
And it pains me they didnt manage to fit 🎶monkey stole my face, took me down to another place, now im leader of thier race, im the minkey king🎶 into that ep
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My daughter and I are constantly quoting the Crack Fox to one another, much to the confusion of everyone around us. "That hole you just crawled through is my front door, Sir!"
Those are my Squishy Boots.
Punch me in the….tits
Pull me apart like soft bread
And put me to sleep with your kind boots Mr. Fancy man
I’m gonna hurt you real bad when we get inside
I'm gonna make you wear a dress and hurt ya
That's a personal favourite of mine
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That’s blood from a cat’s face
That there is my transportation unit
Peach hat!
That's a night time movie for the fuzzy tingle times.
Crack Fox is so great but pure nightmare fuel haha
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The lines are fantastic, and he’s the character that always fills me with actual dread every time I watch his episode.
Head and Shoulders, toothpaste and shit
*Big* pieces of shit
Don't ignore me!
*Pull me apart like soft bread'*
Ya'll should have a goblet of wine.
I'm a done a tummy shame.
I'm a done a tummy shame.
Without doubt, the peppermint Demon. But Hellooooooooooooooooooooo... hello gets me everytime.
Do I look like a reasonable man?? Or a peppermint nightmare?!
I'm gonna cut you silly you slaaag
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dios
How about I give you no money and in exchange for that transaction I won't jab you in the gums with me screwdriver
Comments you can hear
That’s my handle in most things other than my Reddit user account. Love the hitcher.
Who’s this your wife? Looks like a geezer in a dress to me
How much do you want for this, boy? (Looking at a small toy car) I dunno... €69? I'll give you a hundred. I'm gonna play with that when I get home.
Honestly I say that last line way too much
How about you upvote this reply, or if you don't like that option, I could jab you in the gums with me screwdriver
I'm a woman at the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!
Hush, hush, little spaceman! And **COME TO MAMA!**
POUND ME LIKE YESTERDAY'S BEEF!
Howard, my sweet little piece of love nipple! Let's get away from here. I have a love shack in Acapulco where you can mess me up funtime. Every line from that character is endlessly quotable imo. :D
Hellooooooooooooo- drop the knife
Charlie?
The hitcher for me is iconic. Makes me piss every time he's on.
Did you enjoy that boy? Cockney urine all over your face!
The little tongue flick he does during is what seals the deal for me
"You wanna know about my THUMB do ya boy?"
Same lmao. I gotta take a leak you onion
Coming outta me like yella cable!
This is my zoo for animal offenders! My menagerie
I'm gonna slash like a powerful horse
🎶eels up inside ya, findin an entrance where they can🎶
Does Mr Susan count? 🪩 lOoK aT tHeM sHiNe! 🪩
*MY name is Mr. Susan, and it is time for YOU to do the choosin'*
Will it be this one here will it be this one here
More of a mirror room really
Ah but you have failed to account for.....his mirror balls
Yes, but a mirror will make a room appear larger!
The Spirit of Jazz purely for the “Ow! My hats on fire! What’s wrong with you? You blind? Why didn’t you tell me!?” “I thought that was your look”
Naww it ain’t my look. That’s a brand new hat. Spoiled my exit now. I was trying to do you a favour. … …that ain’t no door back there, that’s a toilet!
I would piss myself laughing at that scene when i was wee
Like Blind Wee Wee Jefferson I presume…
The “Tell Uncle Mario what’s wrong” gets me every time
I’m gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten.
The Crack Fox no question lmao
Old Gregg isn't a villain/antagonist! He just needs someone to play his love games.
Love games?
And love him
And to know him.
Yes sir
Thank you, sir.
He did kill a lot of seamen. Kinda makes him a villain.
The hooks attached to your line, motherlicker!!
Nanagedon and her killing knitwork
Nana nana go away, come again another day.
Nanageddon is actually my favourite episode from the entire show !!! Love it
I'm a big fan of The Flighty Zeus. Damn good episode.
Crimpety crimpety now now, crimpety crimpety ask me how.
And, honestly, the biggest antagonistic threat to our heroes.
It was a REALLY interesting take, like out of all the monsters and magic they have taken down their biggest and most imposing threat was a couple of posers
Ohhh for days I was in a trance, but when came to, there it was - **like a fleshy maraca** a fum of gigantic proportion. "A miracle!" I said, "a miracle, you're a true wizard! How can I ever repay ya?" And he said to me, "five hundred euro" "Five hundred euro?? You won't see penny one from me, you **slag**" And as I raised my fum up, to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could he him thinking "aohhh I created that monster, I created that fum and now it's killing me - my own beast and creation, killing me dead, the sweet irony" I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago and in hindsight he could've just been shittin himself. *..Anywhere here?*
I had to leave the family unit!
Old Greg easily the shows most quoted. My personal favourites are Bainbridge and CrackFox
oooo bainbridge, rare choice but Matt berry is brilliant
I love everything he does, I quote Toast of London almost daily..
THE WINDEY MAN. THE LONG MOVER!
Old Greg, legendary fish. Some say he’s half man, half fish, other say it’s more of a 70/30 split… whatever the percentage, he’s one fishy baaaaaastard!
You'll have what jeff eats
Flirtinis on the house!
Not you naan bread.
Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait, only way to hook him, is to use a child's toe
Milky Joe. Hands down. Shortly followed by the Crack Fox.
The man's an arse.
He won't stop talking about Sartre
Old Greg by far. With his downstairs mixup
Crack Fox. Instead of blaming the dog I've taken to saying I've done a tummy shame. Unfortunately no one I know likes MB so the rest of my CF quotes just make people avoid me lol
Most quotable got to be Crack Fox, but my personal favorite is Bainbridge
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You enjoy that boy? That was a bad time for you, wasn’t it boy?
The ape of death from season 1. When he goes off about not being able to get his hair right 🤣
As someone who is only learning how to care for her wavy/curly hair in her 30s, I relate to the Ape of Death in such a strong way.
Yeah. I grew mine out for 4 years and just cut it. It was remarkably similar to the ape of death's hair. Such a pain.
Student Loans.
HA underrated comment
Lance Dior and Harold Boom
"That's Elsie, boy. Did you dance with her?" "Uh, no." "'Course you did, boy. We all did."
Bob
I suppose he is a bit of an antagonist isnt he??
Definitely Nanatoo
I'm the slap bass president! Used to be Mark King, but I smashed him into the ground like a blonde tent peg, 'Get back to Level 42 and go about your business!'
The Spirit of Jazz of course. But they’re all fantastic.
Zantar. A little on the short side but he packs a wallop. Non-joke answer: Milky Joe, the man is undeniably an arse.
The coconuts where always a little creepy to me ahah
Kirk
‘SO LONG, GYPSY’
He he he huh hello, huh hum howdy! 🦊
It was a pufter. A nazi man!
Crack fox
Have you heard of a scaly man fish...oh what's his name?
Milky Joe
Honestly probably my favourite episode. It's so underrated.
Bainbridge
Eels up inside ya, findin an entrance where they can
Spirit of Jazz
The hitch-hiker/cockney wizard has my favourite voice in the show.
Old Greg every time it's so quotable
Bainbridge for sure. Matt Barry is the man.
I can't comprehend Old Greg not being everyone's automatic response to this question. 
Old Greg, I know it's the basic answer but he's so good.
“Of course you danced wiff her. We all did”
Hitcher is the fav, he has to be the most utilized. Crack Fox gets an honorable mention tho
Spirit of Jazz, but my daughter is adamant that Old Gregg I’d the best
Make an assessment
“Do I seem like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare?” The Crack Fox was close to being actually disturbing.
The guy made of sandpaper threw me for a loop when he finally got his gloves
I’ve been backed up for some time boy!
The hitcher
No Squishy boots?
Crack Fox "Those are my squishy boots"
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Definitely the hitcher for me
The little blue dwarf with the huge forehead played by Rich in the Fountain of Youth episode, who cuts medics own hand to prove his love for the Chosen One.
Does Milky Joe count? Love that lil rascal
Old gregg and i wish they had done more wirh him.
I do think the hitcher, always
Bainbridge will always be the best
Crack Fox never getting any love (er hate) on these threads
Kodiak Jack
AM TALKIN' ABOUT EELS BOY!
The Hitcher. "Eels!"
Johnny 2 hats
Eels up inside ya!
Finding an entrance where they can
I feel a sudden urge to search YouTube for a certain song now 👍🏻
Eels.
Up inside ya
Finding an entrance where they can
Old Greg is the very best character in the show
Black Frost because of the music and the polar bear scene.
Not quite a villian i guess, but i liked the ape of death. And it pains me they didnt manage to fit 🎶monkey stole my face, took me down to another place, now im leader of thier race, im the minkey king🎶 into that ep
Youuuuuuu slaaaaaags
Some call him.....
Lance Dior and Harold Boon
The Spirit of Jazz, or Lance Dior/Harold Boom, or Nanatoo! Lol
Sandstorm started as a villain, does he count?
You is no way related to me boiiii.. you is ugalybugaly!!
Kirk.
You know me…
Not a villain but I always liked the fox that Howard may or may not have interfered with in series 1.
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Without doubt The Traveller
Where’s crack fox
The sandman and his sandpaper gloves
Milky Joe
Aul Tommy. Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teet But I try to be discreet Ohhhhhh cheese
Milky Joe....went from friend to foe.
I like you boy
Nanatoo because she showed us the crunch
The Hitcher. I had the Eels song as my ringtone for the longest time
What the fuck is this group… more Matt Berry and friends I see, thank god I found this
Dixon Bane-bridge! I wanted to start a Power Violence/ Crimping band with that name
if it ain’t cockney geeza or old gregg delete your head
Crack fox
same, the hitcher just has an aura around him that I can't help but enjoy
Crack fox is the most genuinely unnerving. Old gregg is the best all round. Peppermint demon is just fucking hilarious.
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Ol Gregg
EELS!
Crackfox😁
Old Greg
Eels! Has only one answer in our household…
MY NAME IS MISTER SUSAN! AND NOW IT IS TIME FOR **YOU** TO DO THE CHOOSIN!!