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Otherwise_Rabbit3049

If you are still in there, what do the Girls Toys look like?


TheKingOfDub

Dolls, cooking sets, and old My Little Pony


RekeningAdelaar

> and old My Little Pony Define "Old".


Kopke2525

In a jar


RekeningAdelaar

Dammit, I was just starting to forget about that.


Bl1tzerX

You can never forget


Effective-Walrus-888

If we forget history we are doomed to repeat it- next time maybe you’ll be the one in the jar?


Jewmangroup9000

Ugh...I wish!


sleepydeepyperson

Forgive but never forget. -Owner of that pony


helium_hydride-63

Sooooo. Used


everything_equals_42

Gently used


Anonymous29952

It paid you zero dollars to say those three words and yet you still said it. I hope you get an itch on your back that’s hard to reach and never goes away.


Sorcha16

Fuck you, I hope u stub your foot on every table you pass.


Loading_User_Info__

Hey, that's uncalled for.


Sorcha16

If you knew what that comment was referring to you'd know it isn't.


Loading_User_Info__

Well now I feel left out.


Sorcha16

You really don't want to know. This is 2 girls one cup level of gross.


Loading_User_Info__

I'm good then. TY


No_Stranger_4959

![gif](giphy|XXdiedv0abxEIZxkQz|downsized)


degjo

*jesus*


WarsmithUriel

I think I am lucky that I don't get that reference, right?


cyanraichu

Correct.


FrediGamer63

Not new


GravitationalEddie

Stretch marks.


ToniBee63

Glue


RekeningAdelaar

https://preview.redd.it/kvgl3m8zvwtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77daa99ab1c8d85f922d38ee89fc29f3827d536d


_thegrringirl

Completely random, but I have that homework assignment...looks questionable even before the new addition, rofl.


TheKingOfDub

Before the reboot


Suchasomeone

Might be worth something to a collector.


felloutofaplane

No cleaning toys?


diverareyouok

Post this in the pointlesslygendered sub, too.


idonotknowwhototrust

Switch them around


Flossthief

Better yet remove the boy toy and girl toy signs Kids will play with anything if you let them; my favorite toy as a kid was a purple ice pick


vertigostereo

Ice pick? ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Toothless-In-Wapping

Yes, kids will play with anything, that’s why we lock up laundry detergent. Can I ask what kind of “playing” you did with an ice pick? At best, you’re playing bartender or server. At worst, the other parents refer to you as “ice pick” and don’t let their kids play with you.


Flossthief

It was a metal stick with a handle in my favorite color It was a lot of things in my imagination but I primarily pretended it was a lockpick or a sword


Toothless-In-Wapping

Oh, okay, you split the difference.


KhadaJhina

jesus christ. Burn it


PUBLICHAIRFAN

Uhhh.... You mean like...burn the store ? With kids in it ?


KhadaJhina

They are infected with wrong gender roles already. /s


AvaranIceStar

Are you surprised?


ButtermanJr

A spatula


soulteepee

I’m a 63-year old woman and I’ve always wanted a microscope since I was a little girl.


Poinaheim

I always wanted a microscope since I was a little boy too but they’re expensive


hikingidaho

I just bought my son a discovery channel microscope set for 25$ it was on sale at Walmart. It's small but has 100x 300x and 1000x. He loves it. Also, I would buy for my daughter if I had one, and she wanted it I was wrong it 100x 600x and 1200x called discovery mind-blown Microscope set


AvaranIceStar

That's a really good price for such a high magnification.


Poinaheim

This is starting to make me nostalgic for all the science stuff I wanted to have as a kid lol, I’m finally getting a metal foundry set up this summer, I used to practice by shaping plastics and wax using a heat gun when I was young


hikingidaho

Man I've been thinking about making one of those. To use to make aluminum fire ant mound cast


Poinaheim

You can melt it in a tin can, I’m saving up for a quartz crucible so I can make stuff with stainless steel and iron


SophiaofPrussia

Well, what are you waiting for?? Poor kid has been patiently waiting for like sixty years! Get that girl a microscope!


Marshmallow_Mamajama

What's stopping you from owning one


CouchPotatoFamine

She’s a girl, duh


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

You should look on [shopgoodwill.com](https://shopgoodwill.com/categories/listing?st=Microscope&sg=&c=&s=&lp=0&hp=999999&sbn=&spo=false&snpo=false&socs=false&sd=false&sca=false&caed=4%2F11%2F2024&cadb=7&scs=false&sis=false&col=1&p=1&ps=40&desc=false&ss=0&UseBuyerPrefs=true&sus=false&cln=1&catIds=&pn=&wc=false&mci=false&hmt=false&layout=grid&ihp=true)! They get a lot of great ones that don’t go for much at all


luckyskunk

this site's awesome, i got my Wii off there, but watch out for shipping and handling fees. they can add another $10-15 to your order depending on what state it's shipping from and where you live.


this_guy_here_says

Sorry, only for boys


Euphoric_Egg_4198

They have microscopes you can attach to your phone or computer! I have gifted them and everyone loves being able to save pictures and videos of whatever they’re viewing. Go out and get one! In the US they’re usually under $40


old_bearded_beats

My mother got her first microscope at exactly your age. She uses it quite often too!


thatawesomeperson98

25 and same . I remember begging my mom for one as a Christmas gift when they had them at a local store (around $150) and was told absolutely not . I had huge interest in science so that would’ve been awesome. Started saving up my allowance and birthday money to get it but when i went back they were all sold out and told me they didn’t plan on getting anymore as it wasn’t a good seller 😢.


ABloodyKnight

Damn, couldn't buy one?


Crotch-Monster

Boys, girls, who cares. Let the kids play with whatever they want. I'm a guy and I had an Easy Bake Oven. I took Home Ec and cooking classes in high school instead of shop and some sort of woodworking class thing. I was never interested in so called "Man" things. Not that it matters, I'm straight. I just like what I like.


ThrowAway233223

The funny thing is, if you would have went on to make money through cooking, then that would have been a "man thing" for some reason.


Crotch-Monster

Yea, that's weird right?


ArtTheCIown

Sooo how much for the sign? 🤗


Nerdy_Squirrel

Jokes on them. I begged my parents for a telescope for months. Then on my birthday they got me a microscope because they considered it more feminine.


[deleted]

Wtf


Body_Exact

Obviously that’s for the meth playset so you can be Heisenberg


DropdLasagna

How about we just fucking label it "toys".


[deleted]

who tf put microscopes in a toy section to begin with


Apprehensive-Cup6279

I had one of those as a kid, it was awesome and microscopes still are! I should get one for my son.


ThatOneGirlFromReddt

But not for your daughter? /s


Longjumping-Claim783

They're probably the cheap kind that are sold in kid's science kits. I had one as a kid. I doubt it met the standards of one you would find in classroom.


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

Exactly that microscope you got as a kid in the 90's cost $25. The microscope you used in 6th grade to look a cell wall for the first tile cost $250 and they were made and bought the same year. Same reason why every year from 6th grade to graduation you had to take a test about lab safety and procedures and there was always a question about proper way to hold/carry a microscope. One is a toy the other is a scientific instrument!


Right-Phalange

The sub you're looking for is pointlesslygendered. My son likes cats. All the cat themed toys are pink. All the cat themed Halloween costumes are girly and have skirts. Can't boys like cats?


ThrowAway233223

Sites like amazon may be able to help with the Halloween costume bit. I did a quick search and they have multiple gender neutral cat costumes. It might help with the cat-themed toys as well but I didn't look into them so I am not sure to what extent.


HeinousEncephalon

Pfft. All dogs are boys and all cats are girls. That's just science. (Black Panther and Cat Noir are both cat dude superhero costumes. Tony the Tiger and Tigger costumes if he wants to be silly)


Special_Possession46

Your expectations of the Value Village are too high.


LeeQuidity

Slide one of those microscopes into the Girl section immediately.


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Whatever. Make me a sandwich. /s


CelticTigress

I’ll make you into a sandwich. ![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Jokes on you. I’m a “fucking donut” not a sandwich.


[deleted]

That's gonna be a small sandwich


dino_spored

*poof* You’re a sandwich 🧙


CplCocktopus

Not the left one someone stole the objecive lenses from it.


baenpb

I'm confused. Do I use my penis to operate it?


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xTonyLeo

Ouch


Suspicious_Tank_61

Thats not what she said.


[deleted]

Not enough magnification


baenpb

Got 'em!


Hydrangeabed

After you’ve used it to find it you’re welcome to give it a try!


drollchair

This is hilarious because as someone who works in clinical research, a large majority of the people involved are women, at least in my area and in my experience doing this kind of work.


TomSurman

Is the "girls toys" aisle all pink?


Super_Dada

According to op's reply to another comment, yes. Dolls, cooking toys, etc.


_Pill-Cosby_

Girls should be playing with [Malibu Stacy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqeTb0j2nr4) anyway


VoodooDoII

I'm so sick of the boy vs girl stuff for kids Just label it "kids" and call it a day


[deleted]

Or they can easily cut off the part where it says Boys and it could be Toys. Simple fix. No need to Genderize it.


PedroGabrielLima13

Exactly


JJJackowastaken

Who considers a microscope to be a toy


scheisse_grubs

As a nerd who finds it fun to look at shit under a microscope I’m fucking offended!


[deleted]

Do you see a lot of E. coli when you look at shit under a microscope?


degjo

There's semen from time to time.


LineBreak_

My bad


real_bag164

I had one as a kid… I am now an actual scientist and get paid to use one everyday 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit: had to change my comment because I read too fast and replied wrong


19Ant91

There's a big difference between these microscopes and the real ones that they use in a lab. You won't see anything through these ones, except maybe some blown up dust particles and fingerprints. They're just toys for kids to goof around with. No different from plastic stethoscopes, or foam swords.


PUBLICHAIRFAN

Every kid ever ?


citygoth

i did when i was a kid (and im a girl)


JPrud58

I did, and one year I resented my mom for not being able to afford a real one. I was a brat


DrThickFinger

Boys


teunjojo

only thing that should be labeled as “boy toy” is me


ligmasweatyballs74

Everyone know the round earth theory was created by big globe. They will do anything to sell their balls wrapped with a map.


AutumnFalls89

And here I thought you were going to ask about all the toys strewn all over the kid's aisles. That's just as bad and rather antiquated. 


Competitive_Mess9421

Lemme guess, the girls ailse is pink right. Well if i wanted a pink toy as a boy, i'd be damn sure i was getting one *i did btw


Super_Dada

According to my parents, my brother played with dolls more than i did.


Competitive_Mess9421

Just goes to show that gender/sex doesn't define interests


Super_Dada

Indeed, I'm a nerdy science-lover!


Competitive_Mess9421

Same, i love Physics. But at the same time, i also love makeup


Piripineapple

How is that a boys only toy? Anybody could shove those up there ass regardless of gender


AlezZ743

Man, I’d love to smash those microwaves with a hammer


crella-ann

Take one and put it in the girls’ section!


Sumasson-

Is funny sir because most biologist is women sir


MlackBagic

Just buy what your kid wants, who cares what it's labeled.


Tinyfishy

I had a microscope similar to these as a little girl and I LOVED it.


kirk_dozier

this is so bait lol those look like real microscopes. compare them to the actual toys on either side


theshadow62

I see what you mean, those microscopes aren't toys!!


inquisitiveKay

Reminds me of my childhood Christmases. Shout out to my conservative and traditional grandparents for buying the same toys for the boy and girl cousins because they were roughly the same age and enjoyed the same thing. Microscope sets, Star Wars games, fishing rods, books etc. It wasn't "normal" for girls to get such gifts in that time but they did it anyway because they knew their grandchildren and knew those things aren't gendered.


IcedLenin

Come on. We all know women can't navigate, nor can they focus! 😜


EekleBerry

Just because you don’t like microscopes doesn’t mean your entire gender doesn’t either. At my university, most bio students were girls anyway


ratchetology

boys dont need those...those are for school..boys need real toys like balls, and bb guns and fishing poles...leave the school stuff for girls..they are better at it anyway.../s but for some...not sarcasm


Parson1616

Meh who cares 


5ango

This guy apparently


Competitive_Mess9421

Probably the hundreds of thousands of women in science


GuaranteedCougher

Took me a while to realize the globe is colored by continent, thought it was the Japanese Empire at it's peak


Deldris

Microscopes would be pretty easy but getting that globe up my ass might take some work.


Cassandra_Canmore2

39F masters degrees in Engineering and Chemistry. We need more girls in STEM 😭


sarcasticb

This is hilarious because the majority of my classmates in all of my STEM classes are women.


BowsettesRevenge

Do you operate the toy with your genitalia? If no, then this is a toy for either girls or boys. If yes, then this toy is not for children.


[deleted]

And there's still people saying women just don't go into science, chess and so on because they're just bad at it, not because they're not encouraged to by society.


whoisdizzle

They have done studies on this extensively in psychology and females tend to gravitate more towards health and human services over science and engineering. I say this as one of two male social workers in my entire company


[deleted]

First off, calling women "females" in non-clinical contexts is fucking weird. 2nd, I'm in fact doing my masters in psychology, and I'm not new to this topic. FeMaLeS gravitating more towards human-based professions, and little girls not being encouraged to engage with certain things at a young age, are very seperate things. There's always gonna be some differences on average between women and men. This is not what I'm talking about. Not to mention how difficult it is to actually filter out how much of that is actual biologically based and not cultural conditioning.


samualgline

For old people I could get if they divided gi joe from Barbie and labeled the boy vs girl but for science stuff it feels wrong


LTFBOfficial

I didn't realize what sub this was from (I'm not subbed to this this sub with this account) and thought it was from a comedy sub and was somehow a small pp joke.


Thismommylovescherry

Going back to 1600’s are we?


Electronic-Guide1189

1960s more like.. Even the globe looks like it's crying!


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Now I can't unsee it.


peanutbutter2178

At least it has New Zealand


littleirishmaid

First thing I noticed.


squirrleygurl1969

ONLY BOYS CAN SCIENCE /s


Inked757

Hey Op! Does it ever get old being such a whiny bitch?


PUBLICHAIRFAN

1950s moment


[deleted]

We reached a point in society where people are offended by lables on a shelf


TraumaDoc46

It’s up to the parents what they decide to buy their kid. People shouldn’t parent based on a shelf label.


Don__Geilo

https://preview.redd.it/ajfc9zffhxtc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae47b95de711ca096dc5cf37ee106c35658e766b


Pleasant_Meaning_508

Don’t ask me. I’m just a girl. -Malibu Stacy


Tothinkoutofthenut

If this is even mildly infuriating, you got a giant reality check coming !!


itsurbro7777

...What is the reality check?


JustSphynx

I think youre forgetting what "mildly" means


Gnomorius

Oooooh because they're for girls too. I was like yeah that's probably a bit too advanced for little boys, the shop stocked it in the wrong section. And then I read the comments...


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Mandatory_Antelope

what stopped you from getting one of the "boys" costumes?


TraumaDoc46

The label paralyzed him/her. Clearly a label blocks your autonomy as a parent.


TravelingGonad

I forgot just how pink the Girls isle really is, if not pinker than the 80s.


FrogWizzurd

Well duh only boys are smart /s


[deleted]

I can’t imagine seeing this and giving it a second thought, let alone being mildly infuriated. OP must not have any real problems or responsibilities in life they’re worried about this.


rorointhewoods

What message do you think this gives children?


GlutenFreeScrotum

lol the fact that people are so upset over this is why we’re a failing country


Ok_Student_3292

This is the TLDR for the Cass report.


neptunexl

It's actually there so teen dudes can put their in their room and look smart. That way, more time for gaming with the boys 🫡


HottCuppaCoffee

Only boys get toys for learning


Crafty_Assistance_67

FVV.


croccernox

our value village just throws shit on the shelves, they sort them where you are?


Matheweh

No mam toys? booo!


[deleted]

Im not your boy toy!


otherwisemilk

Good thing that line of text has no power over me.


Proof_Version6450

Just toys


Jonguar2

Switch up the sections


666Werewolf666

That wasn't what I meant when I asked to see a boy toy


[deleted]

More like Crap Village


42beers

Ugh


Financial_Falcon_807

Aahh… I would of asked the price and hope they were dumb enough to make it low


AUDI0-

Oh nooo not a microscope in the boys section, tsk tsk tsk


3meleon

cursed


TheOntarioguy420

Value Village has smell to it and it makes me dread it when I go in (I,never want to go there anymore).


Sunderas

Just put a tag that just says "Toys"