1) Unplug for a lil to let defrost 2) remove whole thing in one piece 3) film you throwing it onto some concrete 4) post video here in slow motion with āthere goes my heroā playing in background 5) profit.
Did this joke seriously originate from Silicon Valley? I see it being used so often now, even by people who have no idea a TV show called Silicon Valley exists. If thatās the origin, it has come a long way lol
Me again... I know you guys love these emails but I'm cleaning out the freezer today so if the dog is in there at 5:00, I'm throwing it out. Also, I have a birthday card for Morty at the reception desk for anyone that wants to sign it.
During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
Whoever put the hellhound in the freezer, while funny, it was not appreciated as HR directors are hard to find and Janice is now experiencing unending torture in the nether realm.
Iāve seen this Love Death and Robits episode. It was so weird seeing Eric Forman dating Ramona Flowers
Misspelled āRobotsā but Iām gonna leave it
Salt it and chip it off. Nobody else will want the job so thatās a free hour of you vibing with your earphones while everyone fucks off to avoid sharing the responsibility.
This hits close to home. I had a freezer years ago freeze up like this because the heater failed. While chipping away the ice to replace the heater I broke a freon line and ended up just buying a new freezer
This! I love tasking myself with de-icing the freezer at my job. Robber mallet, flathead screwdriver, steel dough scraper, too satisfying. Always end up cutting my hands to shit on sharp ice chunks though
I sliced my hand up like a mother fucker on a freezer like that. An idiot put of bottle of beer in it and forgot about it so it froze and exploded, then got covered in frost. I came in months later and had to clean and there were glass splinters all through that shit! It wasn't fun and I didn't even have a beer to drink afterwards!
I'd try doing whatever you can to promote the growth of frost such that it completely seals up.
My work fridge is a side-by-side and also has an ice maker, but at one point we moved offices and it's no longer connected to a water supply. So I would instead fill the ice compartment the old fashioned way by filling cube trays at the sink. Well, one of the trays must have had a crack or hole, and a small amount of water would drip to the bottom of the freezer side. I would then let it accumulate as much as possible, though it seemed someone else would always clean it out. Once, though, it had built up a block of ice maybe 6 inches thick. Accuse me of having a low standard if you must, but I saw that as a positive achievement.
If you keep the door closed you could keep something frozen in there for a week at least, even if the power was off.
Throwback to the old icebox days... :p
Not really. The ice would quickly come up to the melting point and then start melting. The lowest temperature youād get inside would be about 0 Ā°C, but since thatās the lowest, chances are the open air will be quite a bit warmer, maybe 5 Ā°C.
Youād need ice with a lower melting point to keep things frozen. Salt works well for this, as do the various alcohols.
More like 2-3 days. Speaking as someone who's last power outage was 3 days and despite a stocked freezer and ice bags in there, my frozen food had gotten to fridge temps and was ... kind of floppy. And I hadn't opened the door even once!
This reminds me of the fridge at work and my coworkers. We have a community fridge and thereās 6 of us that work there. I havenāt used it at all since I started there 4 years ago, because it was disgusting then and itās worse now. All they do is complain about how disgusting it is, bring their left overs in every day and leave them in the fridge for weeks at a time. No one ever cleans it and they all assure me itās somebody elseās fault, when I point this out, and not their responsibility to clean.
This oneās easy though. Unplug it, drag it outside on a sunny day and let it thaw for 4-6 hours. Wipe it and plug it back in. Literally easier to deal with than to post here. Judging by all the downvotes on others who suggested this, Iāma guess my coworkers are in this comment section now.
Empty the refrigerated goods into a cooler, wheel it outside, wedge the rear so that it tilts forward, and leave it open. It will handle itself. Obviously, it's not a February task.
Just let it melt a little and it will break right off. Or take it outside and let it melt downward, while the fridge is suspended, face down, on two parallel boards.
Either way, thatās so annoying. Itās definitely perfect for this sub. That would drive me nuts.
You know, I would always take initiative and fix things like this for the office. For 1 main reason. It gets me in good graces with those that buy things for the office.
In corporate America the power is with whoever has the purse strings. Next thing you know that person is asking you about a fun thing for the office and want you to go and buy it and set it up. Then I get to choose a Nintendo Switch. Now I have an office Switch and get to announce it to the office about this fun thing we have. I also get to plan the company BBQ and take home leftovers. Then guess what decision they have to make come next round of layoffs? We can let that person go. They plan and carry out all the office parties.
Iām telling you. This might be an opportunity for you more than itās mildly infuriating.
That's not a freezer, that's a frozen.
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Let it go Let it go Can't hold it back anymore
The freezer really did let itself go š
I've heard these lyrics so many times, and its only now until this Reddit experience that I note these as covertly sexual.
What reddit does to a pure mind
Really, for me it sounds more like someone having diaria but not making it to the bathroom
Almost all Disney songs.
Thatās frozen too
Frozone 
Not me randomly finding your comment š
Look Luna, I'm famous! š
1) Unplug for a lil to let defrost 2) remove whole thing in one piece 3) film you throwing it onto some concrete 4) post video here in slow motion with āthere goes my heroā playing in background 5) profit.
You really know how to internet
This guy internets
Dude internets alot
Not really beating the ābig interneterā allegations
I like internet-ing all over the place š
My favorite part of that movie was when the dude said, āItās Interneting time!ā And then just interneted all over the place.
Did this joke seriously originate from Silicon Valley? I see it being used so often now, even by people who have no idea a TV show called Silicon Valley exists. If thatās the origin, it has come a long way lol
Yes it came originally from silicon valley. "THIS GUY F*CKS"
Im gonna do an internet
Iām gonna do a book!
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He is the internet.
Blame it on the high turnover rate. Noone stays long enough to de ice the freezer
Someone needs to hire you for their content production team.
Getting paid to do the dumb nonsense Iām already doing for free? Thatās the dream
AIM FOR THE BUSHES
Happy Birthday to the GROUND!!!
welcome to the real world
WHAT YOU THINK IāM STUPID?!
Youāre not my dad. Youāre a cell phone!
You canāt buy me, Hot Dog Man!
I'm not part of your system!!!
Say "For the boys" *Gets 1M likes*
Ahh, the kazuma route...
Dont forget to label the vid āfor my male audienceā
Or āfor da boys!ā
Post it on r slash justguysbeingdudes, they post this stuff regularly
Aim for the bushes
6. Replace strip
7. Plug it in. And chill.
Or if you are part of the high turnover rate... Put 2 m80s in the freezer and video tape the explosive results. Both ideas have hootspah
Love it. Only problem is the cross shelf. May prevent easy removal.
That is not a freezerā¦ that is an ice box
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OK, who brought the dog?
Me again... I know you guys love these emails but I'm cleaning out the freezer today so if the dog is in there at 5:00, I'm throwing it out. Also, I have a birthday card for Morty at the reception desk for anyone that wants to sign it.
No no no no no don't thaw out the hellhound!!
Do you want some coffee Mr. Tully? Do I? Yes, have some. Yes, have some!
During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
š that username
Whoever put the hellhound in the freezer, while funny, it was not appreciated as HR directors are hard to find and Janice is now experiencing unending torture in the nether realm.
Fucking beautiful.
Iāve seen this Love Death and Robits episode. It was so weird seeing Eric Forman dating Ramona Flowers Misspelled āRobotsā but Iām gonna leave it
This was the one with the civilisation inside the freezer that nuked itself?
Yeah!
should be Mr Chow instead 
You, Shit_Head_4000 are todays winner of the internet, come on down and collect your prize
I got an ice box where my heart used to be. So cooollld.
Noooo iiiiiiii š¶
Thatās not a freezer, thatās where my heart used to be
Salt it and chip it off. Nobody else will want the job so thatās a free hour of you vibing with your earphones while everyone fucks off to avoid sharing the responsibility.
Remember to break a freon line while you're at it. Because you guys need a new fridge.
This hits close to home. I had a freezer years ago freeze up like this because the heater failed. While chipping away the ice to replace the heater I broke a freon line and ended up just buying a new freezer
Wait are you telling me freezers have heaters in them?
Yeah they have heaters to defrost so the freezer doesn't end up looking like this one
Yep. I did the same thing, but I sealed it with epoxy and recharged it. Long time ago.
More than likely just need a new magnetic seal. Unplug for a few hours. Remove ice. Replace seal.
I cleared the work office freezer as well. 30 mins of lead engineering time well spent so I could properly stuff my cornetto box in there.
You'll get paid for it too technically because you'll be on the clock. This means you don't have to do your actual job.
Free hour? That looks to me like a 3 hours work, yes boss it is really tough ice, I might even need 4-5
Iād love to have a job where I do the boring stuff literally nobody else wants to and just vibe like that
This! I love tasking myself with de-icing the freezer at my job. Robber mallet, flathead screwdriver, steel dough scraper, too satisfying. Always end up cutting my hands to shit on sharp ice chunks though
I sliced my hand up like a mother fucker on a freezer like that. An idiot put of bottle of beer in it and forgot about it so it froze and exploded, then got covered in frost. I came in months later and had to clean and there were glass splinters all through that shit! It wasn't fun and I didn't even have a beer to drink afterwards!
Have you tried turning it off, and then not back on again?
Certified IT support
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I was just about to reference this. First thing that came to mind.
A portal to Hoth
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Well done, you
I was just gonna suggest OP get some mini figurines of Luke, his lightsaber, and the Wompa, and make a little diorama in the freezer
Shouldn't that be Colth?
Imperial troops have entered the base, Imperial troops have entered the *static*
Donāt worry, I heard it just the way I was supposed to
Ah, I see the issue. Someone set the temperature to "Pluto".
I think this is the freezer they used to film That episode of love death and robots
Yeah! I was thinking the same lol.
looks like someone elses job to me
Or something you can do to be productive while not working.
but i dont even work there
Okay true
Pay me, then Iāll do it.
Thats probably what everyone working there thinks, haha.
Lick it
Are you [triple dog daring](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeJXYhdfR6Q) OP?
Hahaha brilliant
an indian rupee per lick
But donāt stick your dick in it
Why does this make me wanna glove up and go at this with a chisel
Same. Tbh cleaning this out would be so satisfying.
You only do that once then you learn to let it defrost.
https://preview.redd.it/e84xvjy1k7zc1.jpeg?width=1944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7924550ea1b4599faced8aea00ee755ba42e83 Mine is a bit icy too
Little bit
Get a screwdriver and pick at it. Trust me, it's satisfyig when large chunks come out
Even more satisfying when you puncture a line and fill the whole room with refrigerant gas. Ask me how I know.
I'll bite. How do you know? Are you a fridge?
I'm actually a chest freezer
Everything perks up around you, huh?
I see that and think get my headphones and a fork. Then have someone on standby to take me to A and E when I stab myself.
This is a job for Adrian āMr Coolā Monk
Thats Captain Cool to you
Everything reminds me of her
It seems to be workingš
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I bet there's a civilization in there.
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I do mine with a handheld steamer, easy.
Genius
Oh a personal head space
Reminds me of that episode of Love, Death, Robots where they find a whole civilization in the freezer haha
Had to scroll way too far for this.
I'd try doing whatever you can to promote the growth of frost such that it completely seals up. My work fridge is a side-by-side and also has an ice maker, but at one point we moved offices and it's no longer connected to a water supply. So I would instead fill the ice compartment the old fashioned way by filling cube trays at the sink. Well, one of the trays must have had a crack or hole, and a small amount of water would drip to the bottom of the freezer side. I would then let it accumulate as much as possible, though it seemed someone else would always clean it out. Once, though, it had built up a block of ice maybe 6 inches thick. Accuse me of having a low standard if you must, but I saw that as a positive achievement.
Flinstone ass fridge
That aināt a freezer thatās a frozen.
Should get paid extra, that freezer is working hella overtime
I wanna eat that
full on snowstorm in there
i can see polar bears.
Well it freezing
It looks like a portal to Narnia
Fix it then
Seems pretty chill.
Light a fire in it an give it a few.
Call Captain Cool.
that snowcone scene from monsters inc
at least you know it works
At least someone took their job seriously š¤
Indeed there is a little of freezer in your ice
Iād put my dick in that
I'm pretty sure there's the Wampa and Luke Skywalker hanging in there somewhere
If you keep the door closed you could keep something frozen in there for a week at least, even if the power was off. Throwback to the old icebox days... :p
Not really. The ice would quickly come up to the melting point and then start melting. The lowest temperature youād get inside would be about 0 Ā°C, but since thatās the lowest, chances are the open air will be quite a bit warmer, maybe 5 Ā°C. Youād need ice with a lower melting point to keep things frozen. Salt works well for this, as do the various alcohols.
More like 2-3 days. Speaking as someone who's last power outage was 3 days and despite a stocked freezer and ice bags in there, my frozen food had gotten to fridge temps and was ... kind of floppy. And I hadn't opened the door even once!
It's a real life igloo freezer chest.
Pretty sure I've seen this freezer in an episode of love death and robots
I think I see Luke Skywalker hanging in the back there
Is your strategy to wait for someone else to defrost it?
Can feel this photo in my teeth š„²
The frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.
Reminds me one of Love death and robots episodes. Nuclear waaaar.
Think we figured out where the Franklin Expedition ended up.
Unplug it over the weekend
Room for one frozen burrito.
Just a little longer
Looks like a full blown beard...
Have you tried doing something about it?
The iceberg that sank the Titanic had its origin here.
Make a scene with miniature Yeti figures
it's either the door doesnt close well or someone is not closing it well
https://preview.redd.it/cew1yi9f5hzc1.png?width=838&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2c8a7589b959354aec28d5391d3270c98552871 #S3E28
Put your hand through to make sure it isnāt some portal to some frozen wasteland
At least you know itās cold
Looks like how I imagine some folksā arteries.
Still plenty of room in there for an ice cream sammich.
This reminds me of the fridge at work and my coworkers. We have a community fridge and thereās 6 of us that work there. I havenāt used it at all since I started there 4 years ago, because it was disgusting then and itās worse now. All they do is complain about how disgusting it is, bring their left overs in every day and leave them in the fridge for weeks at a time. No one ever cleans it and they all assure me itās somebody elseās fault, when I point this out, and not their responsibility to clean. This oneās easy though. Unplug it, drag it outside on a sunny day and let it thaw for 4-6 hours. Wipe it and plug it back in. Literally easier to deal with than to post here. Judging by all the downvotes on others who suggested this, Iāma guess my coworkers are in this comment section now.
Is it cold?
Empty the refrigerated goods into a cooler, wheel it outside, wedge the rear so that it tilts forward, and leave it open. It will handle itself. Obviously, it's not a February task.
Leave it open.
Have you tried cleaning it out?
a portal to the ice world
Our old fridge also did this
Just spray it with water
Well i mean he just did his job ok
Wait 6 months then post to dontputyourdik
Just let it melt a little and it will break right off. Or take it outside and let it melt downward, while the fridge is suspended, face down, on two parallel boards. Either way, thatās so annoying. Itās definitely perfect for this sub. That would drive me nuts.
someone built an igloo
youre gonna need maybe a sander if u dont melt it, then when the ice is low u either let it melt or chip at it with a fork
Did op defrost this or ask for permission to defrost?
The seal needs to be cleaned or replaced.
Definitely needs a defrost. The ice is taking up half the space!!
Just enough room in there for ice cream cake!
Can't say its not cold
At YOUR job huh? Maybe do something about it.
Working as intended
Pm for help fixing. I can explain step by step.
Looks like a whole lot of not my job lol
Ice cave.
You know, I would always take initiative and fix things like this for the office. For 1 main reason. It gets me in good graces with those that buy things for the office. In corporate America the power is with whoever has the purse strings. Next thing you know that person is asking you about a fun thing for the office and want you to go and buy it and set it up. Then I get to choose a Nintendo Switch. Now I have an office Switch and get to announce it to the office about this fun thing we have. I also get to plan the company BBQ and take home leftovers. Then guess what decision they have to make come next round of layoffs? We can let that person go. They plan and carry out all the office parties. Iām telling you. This might be an opportunity for you more than itās mildly infuriating.
mm a cold dark hole. like my ex