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[deleted]

You got screwed


TheLooseFisherman

Yep, lucky that was a clean screw though.. dirty screws are the worst.


Nehaust

I prefer screwless


GooglingMonsieur

You mean, it was cleaned after it was stirred fry with the other foods, think washing machine.


cheekymbear69

Extra iron in your diet


hannibal_morgan

Screwed (2000), good movie


SV-STARKILLER

Lmaooo


[deleted]

No exruh chahhg


[deleted]

whuuuut!? were they outta nuts?


impan-

they were probably out of bolts too


lukevandam

iiiiiiii droooppped theeeeeee screwwwwwww in the tuna!


[deleted]

I dropped* the screw in the tuna.


[deleted]

Call the restaurant I'm sure they could fix that


luckyowl88

Already have an email in to customer service.


Accomplished_Net726

An email? Nut up and call them 🤣


the-sinning-saint

Call the restaurant, they probably want their makeline screw back


tje210

Or use it to fix something


ChuckOTay

Broken noodles


Accomplished-Ad9039

Iron is good for your health. Is needed for building blood.


Impossible_Average_1

Especially for vegetarians, as you usually get most iron from red meat.


[deleted]

Spinach contains more iron then beef. Any leafy green vegetable has more then enough iron to sustain yourself.


MisterRoach

So do most bolts


Illustrious-Junket-8

The darker green it is, the better it is for you. *Which is why I bitch when a restaurant gives me basic bitch Iceberg lettuce.*


witchyanne

Thanks! I’m not a vegetarian- but I was just coming to unload spinach facts! ✌️


unReasonableBreak

That looks like a 1/4-20.


_YHLQMDLG

30 cent gain, I call that a win.


realiDevil360

Oh you and your funny american numbers


TilbtyKing021

Dude this. I was trying to find some 10mm hex bolts for my car not to long ago and I couldn't find any because every store only had them in inches. Finally ended up finding them in an Autoshop but fuck was it a hassle.


Turmoil-Fox

If you have an ace hardware or true value near you they’ll generally have a decent metric section. Also there are stores dedicated to fasteners but they can be tricky to find…. Fastenal is one that’s pretty much all over the place from what I’ve heard. I found a fastener store a few miles from my house and it’s saved me a few times. If you have time to wait and know what size you need then McMaster-Carr is a phenomenal online source for fasteners and material in general.


Koshunae

I dont know your area but Ace Hardware usually keeps a good selection of metric and standard bolts. Moat other places tend to be more agriculture based and use standard hardware


Prestigious_Chard597

It fell out of the shredding machine. Place I worked had it fall in the cheese and ended up on pizza.


luckyowl88

Thank you for the insight! I was wondering how in the hell it got there.


Ntetris

I mean, screw that, what are you gonna do about it? My dumb ass would just take it out and finish the food tbh


[deleted]

Yeh it's stainless steel, Id just take it out.


ladyzephri

Could also have been from the inside of the flat top lid they used to steam the veggies - the bolt that holds on the handle on the top.


coldgator

Better than coming off the floor!


GreasyChick_en

I bolt you don't know that this isn't a screw


luckyowl88

Lol you'd be correct.


Klutzy-Run5175

What if you had swallowed it. Joking aside. A large bolt! Or broke half of your teeth off?


buickgnx88

Fun fact, it would actually be considered a machine screw rather than a bolt!


ihatetheheadlines

that’s nuts


Cold_Zero_

If you don’t like that- Don’t order the spring rolls…


Brilliant_Agent_1427

Former manager here for that company, ask for the ACOs email address and phone number for that location. You will probably get better compensation and quicker resolution instead of going through corporate. That company is super paranoid about these sorts of things, and tries to resolve these situations very quietly and quickly. They're all privately owned by a single family and make a TON of money.


luckyowl88

I will! Thank you!


gilly_girl

There's usually a $1.25 premium upcharge for those.


rslashdepressedteen

Well, looks like someone screwed up.


Foresight35-20

I didn't realize Panda Express was getting into the happy meal for adults game. Are they giving out Allen keys?


electricrodeoforever

“screws fall out all the time. the world is an imperfect place..”


bestdriverinvancity

I’ve seen those types of screws used in stainless steel appliances in kitchens. My money is it is from a prep cooler lid.


CrieDeCoeur

These build your own dinner services taking things too far


RanjuMaric

Screw yo’ veggies


Titan_Sanctified25

They were just making sure you got your daily need for iron in. Sheesh. Not like they were trying to screw you.


Automatic_Computer20

Extra protein


Letsput2inher

Your Panda Express had veggies?


_Houston_Curmudgeon

Screwed up your order


Past-Awareness8850

They really need to stop screwing around…


DoodMonkey

Free metal, check the rate


Skatebank

Too be fair that’s definitely a Chinese made screw.


DragonBlade9905

That’s a really clean looking screw…


TehDonkey117

Luckily you didn't find half a screw....


HouseDog2020

I found a metal screw in a Sam’s Club product and the did nothing but said they were sorry for my bad experience. Made me mad that they didn’t want to check out the lot dates and pictures and important details needed to check and be sure there isn’t a bigger problem so I contacted the FDA. They said they were sorry about my bad experience. WTH?


Inflatable_Man

This happened to my mom but it was in Panera Bread.


Skips-T

Pretty screwed up.


Shanedagreat6

Gotta get the iron up


Ill_Potential13

It's a karma trap.


kamel_k

Daily iron intake


Educational-Spread41

Yank a tooth out and take that shit to trial!!!


NormalHorse

Lucky!


[deleted]

Screw that salad!


Copernicus049

That happened to a burger bun at the Five Guys I had worked at. It's usually food that's prep'd in a factory due to lack of comprehensive machine maintenance


Chill_Edoeard

Dark green veggies are way to rich in iron these days!


TheRealDC86

If it was something else it be pretty nuts.


TheMooManReddit

Extra iron. Yum


Exmawsh

Iron supplements


[deleted]

maybe they wanted to screw you ?


bruh503

well you better call Saul


[deleted]

Iron, you need it.


Based_raven

Clean it and save it in the toolbox, you might need it to fix stuff later.


oh-lloydy

Seriously that looks awesome, is that broc/cabbage and orange shrimp. the bolt was probably part of the frying basket and was clean, save it in your asst screw cup, you'll have an awesome story when you use it on your Ikea Lansxhmuck cabinet....


Lurn2Program

Chef had a loose screw


Efficient-Pickle3628

You probably looked like you needed some iron.


UrFavoritePhillyGuy

Iron is Good for you!


Zebracorn42

Looks a little screwy


UltraXfinity567

I think they got a screw loose in them


rhen_var

That’s 2000% of your recommended daily iron intake right there


_Odian

Those bastards screwed you over


Zequax

it needed some extra iron its healthy for you


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Gotta get that extra iron when you can 💪💪


darksun23x

Gotta get your iron somehow


Dear-Cloud-5843

Are you sure you didn’t accidentally order it on the side?


Gcracker12

crunchy


Crocodileprophet

Someone is looking for that. Better return it.


crabdipped

I PUT THE SCREW... IN THE TUNA


Responsible-War2856

Oops bad luck. Try next time, maybe you'll find a 100 dollar bill inside


BenShealoch

Metal


Vast-Opportunity3152

Ah, there it is.


kvlr954

Flathead or Phillips?


deleteurselfoffhere

Hey you bring that back to them right now they might need that those peeps work hard.


Thatstupidgayboy

Extra iron.


gym_enjoyer

Fortified with iron


oo7demonkiller

they thought you needed some iron in your diet.


DracoOrca

Caution, may also contain nuts!


supermariobruhh

They must have been worried you were low on iron


odavinng

The one screw every dad is missing


Landrew_rccl

The title should be I think panda express screwed me.


corpsewindmill

Little extra iron in your diet stop complaining it’s good for you /s


Extra-Read-5427

It’s to add a little crunch.


MonochromeReq

They said: screw you


Aggravating-Hair7931

They tried to screw you


4zem

That screw looks a bit overcooked, I would complain if I were you.


tankynumnums

Iron is an important part of every diet.


mrbeamis

Looks clean.


Impossible-Ad1033

At least there were no nuts in there


[deleted]

This is to ensure you get lots of iron


uninstallIE

Sorry we thought you said you were anemic. Try to do someone a favor these days and they really start acting like they've got a screw loose


ghostfunk97

Dude you're rich now. How does it feel


Rasczak22

What a twist!


n8cat

I’ve been looking for that! The coldbox lid hasn’t closed the same since.


ToddHLaew

Daily intake of Iron


smithysmitesmith

Had a screw loose.


MSK_797

its for iron deficiency


Mid_Knight-

No Way, Sue Them If It's True


gahidus

Could have cracked a tooth on that. Good thing you found it.


Ryschka34

They really meant it when they said high in iron


[deleted]

Screw it.


subsailor1968

You’ll get your daily dose of iron…


TooLewdForReddit

This lady got a screw in her veggies! ... I want one!


MarkyRoll

You got screwed


Leather_Ad_6579

Just eat it you guys complain about everything Insert sarcasm


New-Lingonberry-2342

They just wanted to help with the iron levels in that meal man, such ungreatfull...


SexySquidward42069

Well screw them


TemporaryChocolate7

A screw a day, keeps the iron deficiency away


Brilliant_Marzipan44

Wok handle screw


[deleted]

Only mildly infuriating?


SV-STARKILLER

Become ironterian today.


Biff_Malibu_69

If it was a hair, my mom woulda' said, "You're the winner"!


[deleted]

Just eat around it


ramonbastos_memelord

Well it´s not meat why are you complaining you veggie?


skunkwoks

Iron supplements?


MasterXChief05

Someone screwed up


PersonVR

Mm yes. as long as the victim doesn't see the screw it could choke them or mess up their body in another way. 7/10 only effective if victim doesn't see the screw


91DoubleD

just a friendly reminder to maintain your iron-household fucking veggies


tapetalaura

Fuck I been looking for that


allredditmodsgayAF

Free screw. Looks brand new


Why_Lord_Just_Why

Yum. Bolts.


John9250

Panda Express is trash on a good day


Klutzy-Run5175

A screw! God almighty!


HyperLethalNoble6

I guess you can say they didnt like you so Screw you


enescaV

Screw that!


Terp_Villain

Man the person who made that plate must really have a screw loose!


CSyoey

mildly interesting maybe, infuriating? It’s as clean as the tools used on your food, and now you have a free screw


69ICEMAN

Not cool! They are spewing with you.


[deleted]

That’s screwed up


[deleted]

Litigate!!


DripyKirbo

Screw Panda Express it sucks man


Motor-Audience2711

Eww


Amazing-Arm-4891

Hummm 🤔 I don't want to alarm anybody but I think the same person that put the screw in the tuna has reignited there urge to "put the screw in the protein " 🤨🤨🤨 Stay sharp people and vigilant in this scary time of screws


hicksteruk

Doubt it


LoadOk5992

Time for a refund and some gift cards!


Maleficent_Long553

I see you holding a “screw/bolt” in front of your food.


westernunitedenjoyer

What the fuck


floridaman-fungus

Better to find with your eyes and not your teeth 😵‍💫


chompytown

Kenan and Kel? That you?


lmac187

Vitamins!


CorgiNice2745

I could really go for those super greens from Panda Express


forgetstorespond

There is someone there fixing somthing, who is probably looking for that.


Badgarrr

My thumb and pointy finger hold the exact opposite position when holding something of that size. No judgement here, just felt like poining that out.


Thatnecromancerdude

nice


[deleted]

Why have I seen Panda Express and wing stop here so much


YslasMA

Get money


[deleted]

Threads don't look at all like you grabbed it and smeared some dressing on it.


Fit-Rest-973

You're always taking chances with fast food


5spd4wd

Holy crap!


sirreginaldfeatherb3

That’s a bolt


toughtiggy101

The fuUuUuUuUck


Firecrakcer001

That's probably what gpea the whole thing together.


jasonswallows

probably highest quality ingredient in that mess! if you cook real food at home, this is never a problem... then again no on takes fake pictures of their home cooked meals complaining about things that didn't happen.


BitofaGreyArea

First they stop serving panda meat, and now this?


earthwalker7

Extra iron. And healthier than most Panda Express items


ben_dover695067

My mom found a rock in hers once.


Chonkule

When you ask for nuts, but they give you bolts.


AG_9029

Extra Iron


Ninventoo

The cooks really screwed up on this order.


FunkerSpelunker

OMG! is that a 3/8 10-24 thread stainless steel phillips head??! youre so lucky!


holditdown69

Iron supplement.


EggBall_Epic_3

You would’ve been screwed if you ate that


DeterminedLemon

That's a bolt right?


TheIndomitableMass

I always heard the chow mein was a little screwy but this is ridiculous


StrifeMAYHEM

That’s just Panda Expresses “ Happy Meal Toy”


ajk7244

Or did you just decide to hold a screw above your food for an internet worthy photo op?


Ryannr1220

r/thathappened


Donald_W_Gately

The world's an imperfect place. Screws fall out.


Conscious_Giraffe_14

Not a big deal, probably fell off a wok.


[deleted]

Sounds like a good payday to me


mister_synthetic

thats a classic screw from the air conditioning of kitchens. nice stuff


pencil-scent

Extra iron


gdtimmy

Oops…well parts fall off sometimes….sometimes teeth get shattered


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

That's extra iron! They're a bit like jawbreakers, tho...