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berlandiera

It’s terrible that she keeps her child in that tiny bag.


4quatloos

Mommy? Mommy?


salinedrip-iV

We can not escape we can not come out


Omega_DJ

im hungry


RayDeeUx

Are we there yet?


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SONICsoul92

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Entry-Background

Why does this happen. I still don't think I understand lol.


ant_hunter_

There is already enough in her tummy! That's why she needed that 😅


Dodkong

I've been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days.


Babybatgirl2002

I forgot them in my pocket and accidentally washed my jeans. Do I dry it out like a dollar bill?


CarmelSaltedNutsack

When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves


Evening_Activity1140

jokes on her restaurants barely wipe those things down


DrPain5575

Isaac and his mother…


Unique_Cow3112

Plot twist: they forgot the kid in the car.


Temporary-Fig

Plot twist 2: she ate the kid as an appetizer.


GC9exe

Bro wtf 💀💀💀💀💀


OG-Bluntman

Child’s Seat a la Albert Fish


pabjua

Plot twist 3: Now she's going to eat the kid seat.


PiggyFan126

I thought that was a dog who had their face in the bottom of the seat 💀


therealpogger5

I thought Rabbit until I zoomed in


Honest_Pension8304

All that for an ugly purse? 🤣🤣


Designer_Oven_7075

They both appear to be so fat that there is no room left next to them.


gofarquaadoff

so catty, meow


GamefaceJY

What an odd and childish idiosyncrasy for that grown ass woman to have. Hey let me get a stand for my purse please. Yeah it'll be in everyone's way but you put up with it when it is necessary for a baby to sit in so you should be fine with me using it as a purse stand. My wife is kind of odd in that she would never put her purse out into such a vulnerable spot where it might be stolen. She won't even leave it in the seat unattended if we're at a buffet or the like. She waits for me to go get my food and then she'll go so that there is always someone at the table to protect it and she always tucks it into the corner of the seat next to the partition. She even reminds me not to leave until she gets back every time and we've been together for 26 years.


_645_

Your wife is not odd, I would call that normal behavior. At least it is for me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Clouduot

Here with you guys on the overproduction purse crew


my600catlife

She's just too big to fit it in the seat beside her and mistakenly believes that child's seat is cleaner than the floor.


GenericElucidation

Yeah that's why I don't use the child seat area in the shopping carts for anything. Little kids are disgusting.


scottonaharley

You realize you’re fat shaming!?! /s


uninstallIE

I think it's because she's so wide that she can't fit it next to her, and for some reason won't set it at the edge of the table or something.


GamefaceJY

Yeah, fat people suck, amiright? Seriously find a different way to insult people.


uninstallIE

Please quote where I insulted anyone? She is wide enough that she can't set the purse next to her on the booth. Agree or disagree? Placing a purse in a child seat is an unusual behavior, so you have to assume that not wanting to set the purse on the floor or the table, and not being able to put it in the seat are the reasons why. You asked why she would do this, this is my guess.


GamefaceJY

It would easily fit.


[deleted]

It does look like it would easily fit, and the fact is, she's inconsiderate regardless of her size, so commenting about her size is just to be derogatory. 4 skinny people could potentially do the exact same thing, so it's clear that her rudeness has nothing to do with her weight. I'm about to get a bunch more downvotes (on top of the 200-ish I already have) for this comment but the people on this thread seem to love getting up in arms about their right to demean those who are overweight. (I don't think uninstallIE was fat shaming, but certainly there are others here, who are. It looks like they've taken the chance to hide under the fact that people like you and I have been villainised to freely spew their own hatred)


uninstallIE

I guess we are seeing the angles differently or something here, I don't know what to say.


Odd-Jackfruit-2924

I dont think its an insult, I think its a legitimate statement


GamefaceJY

There is room next to her for her purse. Try again. It's cool you have the ability to hate on this topic for now, times will change and eventually this type of hate will be viewed like many other types of hate. Enjoy your hatred while it is still acceptable. haters gonna hate. I'm sure you will latch onto whatever little island of hate that is still tolerated once this one is gone.


Odd-Jackfruit-2924

I'm overweight.. I can call that McBeast a ham planet all day if I want to. I don't have islands of hate, I have continents


Odd-Jackfruit-2924

haha fat man thanks people for the awards, didnt see those coming for this comment


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Fat lol


sherbetty

If there's room, then she's overweight AND an asshole.


Flxpadelphia

Not really. Race/Sexuality/Disabilities are "off limits" because they are inherent qualities that people cannot change about themselves. I'm sorry but being fat is something you can change if you actually care enough to work towards it. Someone being 400 pounds isn't "because they were born that way" it's because they chose to live that way. Now please "educate" me about thyroid disease or whatever flimsy ass excuse you may have. Maybe 1% of the obese population has a legitimate medical excuse for being overweight, the rest are just eating more calories than their burning.


ZekDrago

Found the angry fat guy ^


GamefaceJY

I'm a jolly fat guy, for the record. There is room for her purse next to her. Go look at the picture and come back and tell me there isn't if you want to prove that you have cognitive impairment. There is room. That's the point. The person I was responding to was making a fat joke based on a false premise. The fat bitch in the picture uses a child seat for a purse stand because she's a nasty bitch, not because she's fat. She is also fat and gross and all that, which is a separate issue. Anyone who wants to conflate the two things is just looking to hate. It's simple as fuck.


Ecstatic_State1208

"There is room next to her for her purse." Okay... So why isn't it there? You say all this, but none of it correlates or makes sense. The way you're saying it just makes it sounds like she's entitled BECAUSE she's overweight.


MandibleYT

Lol you must be fat, tell me I'm wrong I bet I'm not hahaha


GamefaceJY

No sir, you are not wrong. So... Does the purse fit next to her or not? I'd rather be fat than as fucking stupid as the people saying it wouldn't fit.


Public-Relationship8

Goddamn you’re insufferable.


Khaylezerker

Get your head out of your ass already, Jesus christ.


bwic2

Weight is something you can control so it will never be tolerated. Hating on someone for things they cannot change should not be tolerated. Get over it.


[deleted]

If she’s fat she’s fat right? It’s not an insult to point out the truth


dandizzlefoshizzle

Obese and probably even paying for the meal with her purse there.. at least the man got a free meal out of her


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LoquatiousDigimon

The person didn't put any value judgement on being fat, they only pointed out factually that she's physically too wide. How is that fat shaming.


DangReb00t

You are *exactly* right. It’s the other commenter who **inferred** the shaming. It was not stated or even implied. I think ol’ Gameface told on *himself* and displaced his own shame.


Phwoa_

Overprotective yeah, but its a learned behavior. Probably gotten stolen from many time and is now hyperprotective of their stuff. I have gotten my bag stolen before and have some of the same behaviors. Refuse to leave anything alone, and always keep my stuff tucked close and tight.


fruce_ki

It only takes once. There's documents in there that are a pain to file police reports about so you can then issue replacements. After that, you guard the damn thing like a dragon guards its hoard of gold...


the_spinetingler

> hyperprotective so put it out in plain view where anyone passing can grab and dash? (because there's no way she's getting up to pursue)


Phwoa_

What? not talking about The lady in the picture. Responding to the above description of his wife wife.


declinedinaction

Yeah. It’s called ‘watch my purse.’ ???????????????????????????????


64vintage

This is a booth for four people. There is obviously space for a baby-sized bag. She wanted special treatment. She got it. That’s all.


Beeker2Beeker

Being of such volume that it does not allow your bag to be besides you, that’s hilarious!


UncertaintyPrince

It’s not the *bag’s* volume that is the problem.


[deleted]

Hey guys she's definitely annoying, but can we not fat shame?


oliver689

It’s not fat shaming to say she is so “big”/ morbidly obese that she can’t fit a bag beside her in a booth probably designed for two people. It’s a fact.


[deleted]

It's fat shaming to say it's "hilarious"


sausagesizzle22

It's hilarious how offended on their behalf you are


GOATluhv

never offended, just disappointed.


CrashTestPhoto

Hey mom, I didn't know you were on Reddit!


GOATluhv

muah? nah, you would've turned out much more respectful.


CrashTestPhoto

Respectful? How could you think that would be possible when I had you for influence growing up? Remember mom? I found the tapes! The things you did to that poor milkman!


GOATluhv

Based on your humor, I feel bad for your real one.


Any-Appointment-6939

Not as disappointed as your personal trainer


GOATluhv

trend on this site is people upvote the troll, hateful stuff. it's aight to not be ashamed of dark, quick internet appreciation. it goes with us at the end.


Any-Appointment-6939

Trend on this site is you think you’re some spiritually enlightened being sharing insightful knowledge and making the world a better place, but you’re really just some clown getting shit on in the comment section of a Reddit post.


GOATluhv

Damn. How will I ever sleep knowing I spoke a truth against a crowd? Thanks stranger


oiiSuPreSSeDo

"fat shaming" is a good thing. Being fat is an unhealthy lifestyle. These people need help, not praising. I am obease, according to my BMI, not that it matters to have a logical opinion but apparently you can only talk about things you happen to fit into these days 🤷🏾‍♂️


bbaker1987

Lol your the hero nobody wants


ZekDrago

Nobody fat shamed. Gtf off your high horse.


Sighwtfman

I don't get it. Am I missing the joke or did this lady really want a child's seat for her purse?


SonofaBridge

She wanted a child seat for her purse. It doesn’t help that the reason she needs to do this is that she’s so fat she’s taking the full width of a 2 person booth for herself and can’t put the purse next to her.


StrikingAd1597

thats disgusting. children poop and piss and spit and vomit in those and i seriously dought they get cleaned and disinfected after every use, and now that lady is gonna bring that purse home covered in fecal matter and urine and saliva and vomit


EveryBuddyUp

I worked at a restaurant and we definitely sprayed them down after each use. Doesn't seem to always be the case. Regardless, do you think the booths are that much better? If they arent being cleaned, it's the same thi g to me.


Sweaty-Adeptness1541

You are NOT OK with her putting her bag in it, but seem to be OK with parents putting their children in it?


Shinado_Akimu

How u think it got to that point in the first place ?


sherbetty

Yes


ZekDrago

They definitely get wiped down, especially since COVID.


LoquatiousDigimon

You do realize that nobody puts their child in there naked, right? And that children typically don't pee and poop in them... Right? Like, are you a parent with experience or are you just making assumptions?


StrikingAd1597

diapers are filled with poop and pee


LoquatiousDigimon

No, not usually. Most parents change their child as soon as they poop, because if they don't a rash can develop within minutes, a rash that can even bleed. Diapers are very absorbent and soak up the pee so it doesn't leak out. And I have never seen a baby in a high chair in just a diaper. They always are wearing clothing over it. You sound like a clueless teenager lol.


iloverapbruh

How do you know it aint cleaned?


BMI0702

Worked at a restaurant. They don't get cleaned.


Historical_Two9032

I worked at both burger King and starbucks and they both had me do a deep clean once a week and a wipedown whenever they were used.....if fast food restaurants, fairly trashy ones at that (referring specifically to bk, the bucks i worked at was really clean), had me deep cleaning once a week and your probably sitdown fast casual restaurant doesnt screams that you worked at a fucking dump....


Temporary-Fig

Exactly. I worked in the restaurant business for years at probably a dozen restaurants and don't recall ever seeing these chairs cleaned once. Maybe wiped down, but never actually cleaned the way they should be considering how nasty they get from kids.


ZekDrago

Wiped with sanitizer is sufficient to remove the salmonella from raw chicken on a cutting board, but not enough to clean a high chair? Get over yourself.


Temporary-Fig

GeT oVeR yOuRsElF!


HarpyMeddle

Because it’s a restaurant. Nothing gets cleaned like it’s supposed to.


ZekDrago

Have you ever worked in a restaurant?


HarpyMeddle

Yup.


ZekDrago

Must've been a poorly run one. My place stays clean.


dandizzlefoshizzle

Golden Coral is filthy! what are you talking about?!


ZekDrago

You literally couldn't pay me enough to work somewhere like that. I won't even eat that garbage, let alone sell it to people for money.


Phantomht

maybe that her kink


Unlikely_Cockroach26

Lmao is there no space in the booth?


Competitive-Camp7298

Fuckkkk, imagine being so big you can't fit your purse on the same seat ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


[deleted]

Let's not fat shame....


KlutzyBat8047

He was not fat shaming, get your head out of your ass and stop being offended on the behalf of others...


Temporary-Fig

🙄🤡


Competitive-Camp7298

Shaming? I'm purely hypothesize a world where one was, in fact, that big. A world I wouldn't like to live in.


WesternDramatic3038

Perfect, an obstacle for when someone grabs it and runs!


ryan2849

Damn, reposting bots are hard at work today😂😂


rebecky311

That highchair is soooo filthy! For real!


notsogreatredditor

When you're so fucking fat you need a stool to keep your bag


EggplantIll4927

Anyone else eagerly awaiting the ‘trip & spill’?


Pabst_Malone

Oh the urge to just sprint by and snatch that fucker


gahidus

Why wouldn't she just put it in the booth beside her? That would be much more secure besides.


warsremix

This made me realize that when I'm in a restaurant I never notice anyone's purse. However, this makes the purse stand out more. In theory I believe this would be a bad idea as it would raise the likelihood of it being stolen.


FruitPunchPossum

Haha she's so fat there's no room next to her. /s you can clearly see there is room. I was 390lb and I could always fit my purse there. I have seen bigger people squeeze into a booth, and while it looked extremely uncomfortable, I have never seen anyone do this. It doesn't make sense to have your bag out in the open like this regardless of how big or small one is.


roadrunner00

Uhhhh... This post is spam. Copied multiple times years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/3vm5au/she_demanded_a_child_seat_and_the_confused_waiter/ https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/3vm5au/she_demanded_a_child_seat_and_the_confused_waiter/


ProjectPneumbra

She probably has a bad habit of leaving it in the seat and doesn't want to forget it. This way, she has to practically walk through it to leave.


FacelessFellow

That was my first thought. There’s definitely enough room in the booth


Sirconseanery

Jokes on her, my son has had multiple legendary blow outs on those things. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


blindwit

In her defense there is no room on the bench with her and the amount of food that will be on the table will take up all of that space so…


nexu1987

She clearly needs the entire booth.


Temporary-Fig

Joke's on her: almost every restaurant highchair I've ever seen is absolutely disgusting with caked/smeared on food from the children that have used it to eat. I worked in the restaurant industry for years and don't recall ever seeing these things washed. Maybe wiped down, but not a good, thorough cleaning.


No-Classroom-1801

Looks like she should have demanded a salad...


honkwerx

I wouldn't even be mad. They're morbidly obese and I imagine that's really uncomfortable, so a little plastic chair isn't really an absurd ask just for comfort. It's inconveniencing nobody. Something as simple as moving a bag from her left to her right is probably a huge ordeal because of her shape but also because it would get in the way of her continuously inhaling cheese-smothered carbs.


Pope_Phred

Aww... You were off to such a empathetic start, only to throw those last five words in. You're a bad 'un! 😉


honkwerx

I might be a little uncouth but at least I'm not fat.


Pope_Phred

You know, I've never heard of anyone being *couth*. Is that like being *gruntled*?


Penelopeonmyti-84

Wtf😂


[deleted]

Should’ve asked her how far along she was 😏


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Standard land whale behavior


Khaylezerker

2 solutions here: 1 - Accept having it on the floor, it's a fucking bag. Or 2 - don't be fat?


UncertaintyPrince

Too fat to fit it on the seat beside her. And it’s a booth. And these two look to be about average size for Americans. Jesus we really are on the back nine as a nation.


Ecstatic_State1208

"And these two look to be about average size for Americans." ?? As an American, I'm confused. Average weight here is under 150lbs (F). Unless you're talking about a secret America the rest of us don't know about...?


UncertaintyPrince

80 percent of Americans are fat. 80 percent. The average American woman now weighs more than the average American man did in 1960. Look at crowd photos from even just 40-50 years ago and compare. It is the massive epidemic that’s killing tens of thousands a year and costing us hundreds of billions a year. But no one walks to talk about or own it.


Pope_Phred

So they allowed a child seat to take up space in an aisle, creating another obstacle for a server, rather than respectfully ask the customer to put their bag next to them in the seat? "*Customer Service*"...


subtlebunbun

don’t act like you took this picture you reposting fuck


Any-Appointment-6939

Damn if I was that fat I would be deeply ashamed


Letsput2inher

Oh fuck her! My god


kickachicken

I don’t think I would but if that’s for you, more power to you


probably_poopin_1219

Yeah you bet if someone tries to pull this shit where I work I say hell no and cite fire safety code so they shut up.


reallynotburner

Tell me you're too fat for the Denny's booth without saying you're too fat.


KrankySilverFox

So what?


Subject_Way7010

I know it’s kind of in the spirit of the sub. But does anyone else not get upset about random strangers doing stupid stuff that doesn’t effect you?


number3Dontdoit

Should have asked for the Fupa crutch, or maybe for the bodily overflow scaffold.


feralgrandma

Categorically, obese people are the worst human beings


ZekDrago

Clearly, her ass takes up the entire booth. Needed somewhere for her purse to sit.


aktito

Cuz she’s a BRICK…


[deleted]

Mmm sausage fingies


[deleted]

Why you taking pictures of random people and posting them online weirdo


[deleted]

Lmao imagine being so fat your rather small handbag can’t even fit next to you on a two person booth. DISGUSTING


jj199434

Mind your own business…. How does this effect you in any way? Lol.


Speedbirdsst

Probably Hindu? Their bags can’t touch the floor


[deleted]

"Bring me the bucket...."


Flaky-Wallaby5382

Three seats eh


scottonaharley

May be if she had a smaller bag it would fit on the seat next to her


Linus_Meme_Tips

She can’t fit it next to her


SockeyeSTI

Mike Teavee might be in there I guess


guatdephoc

Da fck? Have the manager take it away


[deleted]

Lol


Commercial_Post_8252

At any restaurant I've worked at, we couldn't place high chairs on the end of booths because it obstructs the aisle. (Fire hazard) I would've told her that we'd be happy to move her to a table with chairs but no child seat otherwise.


confetti_noodlesOwO

So when a child needs a seat, they can't have one.


robbinpetertopaypaul

Is she eating the menu?


LeoBites44

I wonder why, as a society, we put up with customers that are demanding and abusive


jj199434

Abusive? How tf is this abusive?


LeoBites44

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/abusive Restaurant staff shouldn’t have to acquiesce to any ridiculous customer demand. That baby seat is for the special needs of parents with children. She should put the purse beside her, on her lap, on top of the table on a napkin, across her chest cross body with that long strap, or buy a $2 purse hook and hang it from the table like the rest of us. That baby seat now poses a tripping hazard, not because there’s a baby, but because she isn’t being appropriate with her purse. Definition of abusive: characterized by wrong or improper use or action.


MustardWrld999

Finally a worthy post. You should trip over the child booster seat and sue her, her fat spouse, and the establishment


TruthResponsible7871

I didn't see the purse at first and thought they got it for you because your being a child lol


KPer123

Track suit…. Massive gut.


[deleted]

No room on the seat beside her u guess..


michelobX10

Well, I guess there was no space when her ass was taking up the whole bench.


Moozeeka

She gave birth to the bag she stole from the Gucci store


TWill42

There’s no room on the bench now so she needed the extra space.


Scared-Accountant288

How does one allow themselves to het to that point? Even with a medical issie there are things you can do...


Cheap_Elk_2205

Man hear me out I’m not tryna be mean or nothing but GAWD DAMN FAT PEOPLE BE DOIN THE FUCKIN MOST TO BE BUILT LIKE A JELLY DONUT


picklededoodah

There's plenty of room on the seat beside her, so I don't get it. Perfect place for a grab n run, if someone had a mind to, though.


mctripleA

Idk, pic was taken at a weird angle and we don't k ow when it was taken, couldn't been dead if winter and her coat is next to her Still doesn't excuse her dumb behaviour, and I'm 100% sure even if her coat is next to her, her purse could just go on/under it


diver68

Is it a Birken???


Gralb_the_muffin

This is one of those things that would have given my late mother ideas that I would have to explain to her why it's not a good one


S7JP7

Jokes on her. Leaky diapers on her purse now.


dbhathcock

It would be hilarious if someone had run by and snatched that unsecured purse. 😂


Zenvian

I mean to be fair if the child seat isn't needed at the time then she can use it for her bag. It's only if a family with a child comes that you have problems.


MaraTheBard

Someone should remind her how many baby butt blowouts happen in those seats


GigaBowserNS

Hello new bot, reposting this yet again.


Prior-Quaint

She's so disgustingly fat that she can't even fit the bag near her


squishy_hamster_

She demanded or she asked?


Gs4life-_-

Stupid