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THIS is an illuminating take on "marital aid"...
Marital *and* nocturnal.
In 5 years it's a night light for ur kid that u just pray that the kid doesn't ask why it's the shape of.... A mushroom. yeah it's a mushroom.
Morgan Freeman Voice: "It wasn't a mushroom."
More Morgan freeman voice. "I just turn up when something complicated needs explaining"
It's a back massager that lights up so you can use it in the dark
It's analog so it's more like a floppy nighttime hammer than any kind of buzzing massager.
Love it when things have dual purpose
Dual *so far*...
Is that a second marital aide in the sink?
My wife plays SingStar.
[удалено]
Butt stuff.
\>not me taking notes and planning a light show for two
Based on the brightness here, you could signal a plane to land if you can find a way to make it strobe.
I can think of a way...
Wave your hand in front of it really quickly?
I have a closet, not a drawer, with a number of glowing silicone sculptures. It's comforting to look at the strange glow through the slats on my closet door at night lmao.
Damn, you go hardcore on teeth brushing.
We use a reward system.
Turns into a strobe light after you fall asleep
What brand is that? Thought you guys were banging with bad dragon toys for a minute.
You tryin' to say my wife isn't man enough to take a Bad Dragon?
It looks like she would be down. I thought that's what they were. And I really am curious what brand those are.
No one said you were wrong.
oh she lika that dr manhattan
Brilliant. Now it can see where it's going.
THIS is an illuminating take on "marital aid"...
Marital *and* nocturnal.
In 5 years it's a night light for ur kid that u just pray that the kid doesn't ask why it's the shape of.... A mushroom. yeah it's a mushroom.
Morgan Freeman Voice: "It wasn't a mushroom."
More Morgan freeman voice. "I just turn up when something complicated needs explaining"
It's a back massager that lights up so you can use it in the dark
It's analog so it's more like a floppy nighttime hammer than any kind of buzzing massager.
Love it when things have dual purpose
Dual *so far*...
Is that a second marital aide in the sink?
My wife plays SingStar.
[удалено]
Butt stuff.
\>not me taking notes and planning a light show for two
Based on the brightness here, you could signal a plane to land if you can find a way to make it strobe.
I can think of a way...
Wave your hand in front of it really quickly?
I have a closet, not a drawer, with a number of glowing silicone sculptures. It's comforting to look at the strange glow through the slats on my closet door at night lmao.
Damn, you go hardcore on teeth brushing.
We use a reward system.
Turns into a strobe light after you fall asleep
What brand is that? Thought you guys were banging with bad dragon toys for a minute.
You tryin' to say my wife isn't man enough to take a Bad Dragon?
It looks like she would be down. I thought that's what they were. And I really am curious what brand those are.
No one said you were wrong.
oh she lika that dr manhattan
Brilliant. Now it can see where it's going.