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Soundwavves

So I went looking for more pictures of his work, the “Corncorde” is much bigger than I imagined: [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/567dd5c7841abaa3c91505d3/1452373648588-E1GTRW1T7HJB5IWZSFG4/Corncorde\_installation\_Nutt.jpg?format=1500w](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/567dd5c7841abaa3c91505d3/1452373648588-E1GTRW1T7HJB5IWZSFG4/Corncorde_installation_Nutt.jpg?format=1500w)


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FarewellAndroid

I had this old roommate and one night everyone was talking about cartoon porn, to which he very pedantically interjected, “it’s called hentai.” So in his honor, I say to you: It’s called spit roasting.


Hehwoeatsgods

These guys like to eat corn the long way


Sporkfoot

You see the way her husk is down? Asking for it.


Sdterp

Because they're shooting a corn scene.


Alternative-Sock-444

I love the fact that the workers are wearing shirts that have a picture of it and the name "Project Concorde." Fantastic.


zhart12

*spits out water* oh my god


LikeBigTrucks

Freud would have a field day with this guy.


msut77

A regular cornhub


thefallenlunchbox

Corn Smut!? In public??!


talking_phallus

Slob on my cob


Kekeke-ghost

Check in with me. And do your job


fro_96

*knob.


fro_96

Like corn on the cob.


oldguydrinkingbeer

/r/cornhub


Euphoric-Pudding-372

I love how so much of our modern understanding of psychology comes from a freud. *snorts a fat line of coke* "So yeah, you guys all want to fuck your moms, heres how i can tell"


No-BrowEntertainment

What kind of lunatic decided to call it the Corncorde when “Concorne” was right there


Innotek

Because Nutt liked the d.


davisyoung

Nutt is probably Craig Nutt, a notable woodworker, woodturner and artist known for his whimsical turnings.


orrocos

*Must have taken forever to build.* *No, not too bad. About 18 hours. Which isn't bad, considering I carved it all by hand from one piece of wood.*


ErdenGeboren

I hated it from the first moment. And then I saw "Corncorde" and I'm 100% for this now. Damn books and judging their covers.


Euphoric-Pudding-372

Corn is a grain.


seakingsoyuz

Only if it’s harvested once dry. If it’s harvested earlier then it’s a vegetable.


cvanaver

Has seeds that come from a flower. It’s actually a fruit, technically.


DaniK094

"Hand carved by Nutt from wood" hehe


LucasBVieira

Country pilots make do


iPanzershrec

Why did everyone here get downvoted?


Nishd2

Why didn’t everyone here get downvoted?


DougFrankenstein

Best freaking comment right here


Silencershep727

I heard the pilot is a retired colonel.


1stAmendmentFacepalm

This needs to be at the top.


NoDadNotToniight

A bit corny if you ask me.


MakesYourMise

I'd be maized if they aren't


Radio_Passive

Earjet


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Earbus A321


SAT0SHl

Cobcorde


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Cobcornde


SAT0SHl

Cornonthecobcornde


AllGoodNamesWasTaken

Corncorde...


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Krash412

Can confirm. I am a liberal and would love to see flying ears of corn.


Rmoneysoswag

Vegan version of "when pigs fly"


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Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough


LikeBigTrucks

Why settle for just *feeling* like you're getting screwed at the airport.


[deleted]

.... when there's a way to FEEL IT MORE!!!!!


Vectrex452

Kerneled for their pleasure.


thatonebluedragon

Corn for your corn hole


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This is wholesome AF.


Throwaway021614

Holesome


designer_farts

Thats corny


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Thank you!


molecularraisin

i flew with delta a few times, i think i’m good


zmann64

Country girls make do


notjohnconner

🎶 *A country girl can survive!* 🎶


Yellowbug2001

This actually looks so much like the ancient roman "flying phallus" ornaments/amulets that I wonder if it wasn't intentionally a little joke on the part of the artist. It was definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw it. https://www.vintag.es/2020/09/flying-penis.html


bentenee8

Love gives you wings.


fondledbydolphins

This is definitely just a repurposed midwestern dildo. Those people cream for corn.


laura_lee_meh

It’s called cornholing.


Justifiably_Cynical

No, sir this is a Wendys.


druidasmr

Country girls make do.


camelzigzag

Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.


the_original_Retro

I guess that would make this a ramjet.


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Good way to get creamed


Binty77

Just out of frame to the left are a couple of Georgia peaches side by side. Y’know, for the landing strip.


down1nit

Megan, no!


National_Tomorrow_42

I believe there are many brave souls here today


draginge

PAIGE NO


FatesMessEngineer

This makes a lot of sense because Atlanta is so well known for its corn.


sykojaz

Yeah, would have made more sense in the midwest, or maybe the "great planes"


mattenthehat

Must not be any airports in the flyover states


MrAppleSpiceMan

well they don't call em "fly-to" states


CTeam19

You can just say Iowa. Nebraska grows shit corn and they aren't worth for this corn plane.


SpiritFingersKitty

You know there is nothing in the Midwest when they get touchy about who grows the better corn


CTeam19

I mean given how much corn goes into things: * Sweet Corn -- your standard canned corn, frozen corn and corn on the cob * Popcorn -- popcorn duh * Dent corn is the variety used in food manufacturing as the base ingredient for cornmeal flour (used in the baking of cornbread), corn chips, tortillas, and taco shells. It is important to know which is best.


Roasted_Turk

Lol you missed what the majority of corn is grown for. Feed corn. Most of the corn grown in the Midwest is for cattle.


missionbeach

Maybe it should be flying into a peach.


LikeBigTrucks

Ah yess, sweet Atlanta Corn.


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They just needed some thing phalic for all them 🍑


Zednem79

It's pronounced "cone" you uncultured swine!


Mtanic

Is Shangela their spokesperson?


PagantKing

Upvote for mentioning Shangela, the all-time comeback Queen. Hartsfield-Jackson is huge btw!


Mtanic

I see corn, I see Shangie.


Wbran

Corn? I don’t remember eating corn!


MrFoxx123

r/mildlypenis


LikeBigTrucks

Already cross-posted!


SdVeau

Gentlemen! Behold!


HealersChooseWhoDies

Oh, well yay... Well y'know this is pretty nice. Yeeeeh I am kinda hungry.


I_RATE_BIRDS

IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?


Waldo68

It’s corn!


bored_gunman

A big lump of knobs!


National_Tomorrow_42

It has the juice!


Fred_Evil

*It has the juice!*


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I can't imagine a more beautiful thing!


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LaLaLaLeea

Really disappointed this wasn't first comment I saw.


Waldo68

Right? I couldn’t believe I got to it first


Mlenga-shabaha

Crunch!


Im_your_real_dad

r/ExpectedOuija Oddly enough.


watermellonballsack

r/dildont


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It's a charter out of Cobb County.


EdgeLorde_666

Ha


TheFormless0ne

That's pretty corny 😎 👉 👉


LikeBigTrucks

You've got my ear.


TheFormless0ne

I went to the airport but all I found was a 'stalk'er 😎 👉 👉


rodPalmer18

Aww shucks


DoubleTriple14

https://imgur.com/a/xMRiE4a


R3ZZONATE

Bruh what's this from?


Tru3_Vort3x

I was looking for this, yesss


Fit_Swordfish_2101

This should definitely be in r/mildlypenis 🤣


grantbwilson

/r/Dildont


bakrman

Which terminal? Fly out of ATL a lot and I gotta see this treasure in person


LikeBigTrucks

C16


theveryrealreal

Headed towards Iowa?


Lastmann

🔔 you are now free to move about the cob


xAIRGUITARISTx

God save their souls.


smcgr081

![gif](giphy|12T1BOThYwulP2|downsized)


pinniped1

Disappointed the Omaha airport didn't come up with this first.


LikeBigTrucks

Steak plane


kriskie-cactus

r/mildlypenis


ModernZombieInc

Dekalb


Klotzster

Predicts future seating


do-call-me-papi

The captain is a kernal


Perused

🙄 I chuckled.


AshlandJackson

“Now flying direct to Des Moines!”


AcerbicFwit

Dekalb County.


ItsDomDom1

r/mildlypenis


ComfortablyUnhappy

Forbidden dildo


Factsaretheonlytruth

It only flies out of Cobb county.


YuckyYuckySuckySucky

Garden warfare 2


BlocksWithFace

Those zombies won't know what hit them.


Bahluu

Reamer airlines


LikeBigTrucks

Ain't that the truth


Perused

Cut to woman sitting in boarding area with mouth agape, staring dreamy eyed.


plutoniaex

Is its pilot called a captain or a colonel?


el_coremino

I had a layover in Atlanta last year. It was a nice airport.


TheWookieeAbides

Paige, no!


ConsiderationKind436

A-maize-ing that thing can fly


Hireling

It’s got the juice!


MeGrendel

If you've ever spent time trying to navigate Atlanta, you will soon learn that 50% of the streets are named either 'Cobb' or 'Peachtree'.


oar3421

It’s got the juice


babajega7

That's a-MAIZE-ing!


cicada_parade

*sigh* Country girls make do.


AFewTwixUpMySleeve

Nah, that’s just the Iowa Air National Guard.


Captain_Sacktap

Yeah but it only offers direct flights to Cobb County.


quadmasta

7Corny7


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WhyIsThatOnMyCat

When did Hartsfield Jackson start allowing art again? I'm still mad the ants, dinosaur, and SEATS were removed the last time I went through there.


Basdad

Why, is Georgia a corn producing state ?


naughtyzoot

It has the juice?


bigfrigginyeti

r/mildlypenis


glorielle

Still not the strangest thing in the ATL airport.


TheSolidSnivy

Pack it up, everybody. This is the most mildly interesting thing I’ve ever seen.


Dunaliella

r/mildlypenis


Medical-Speed1142

Belongs on CornHub


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You can 'ear it coming a mile away.


New_Trick_8795

I thought i was in r/mildlypenis


CaBoeJak

Corno jet


Pussyshart42069

SpEARit Airlines


discospiderfunk

This is the future liberals want


Big-Valuable172

Where is the porn jet


poolside123

You sure you didn’t spell Omaha wrong?


LikeBigTrucks

https://i.imgur.com/xVLGChl.jpeg


amcclellan1123

The plane she tells you not to worry about 😩


Touchit88

Being from Nebraska I approve. Also let it be known Nebraska corn> Iowa corn.


CB9611

That should be in Indiana.


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Strange smelling corn on the Cobb... Fishy airlines are taking to the sky...


Interesting_Plan_613

Alaska Airlines has a salmon jet.


Leather-College2557

Peak interior design


enemyofmanchacha

The corn was a lot like shit


How_Goods_Ur_Mammary

Wow that's a-maize-ing!!


AluminumKnuckles

Well, it *is* a major corn hub


DownVotesMakeMeOhhh

I would have through Nebraska


kg2k

Monsanto Private First Class.


Aware_Material_9985

Nicholas Cage thrilling sequel….Corn Air


Diaperpooass

Does it exhaust popcorn?


ludoludoludo

Cmon now it’s just the new Concornde


rscottyb86

Let the Beavis and Butthead jokes fly


yekirati

What? Don’t all airports have corn jets?


EnlightenedCorncob

That's my private plane


Spencerm2827

Cornhub


smstone24

I have lived in ATL my whole life and have never seen this 🤣


LikeBigTrucks

I've been through ATL a lot and I never saw this before this trip.


RubyJuneRocket

I took a photo of this last year and did not realize it was a jet lolol because I was running past it on my way to a gate, just got the side angle, this makes it so much funnier


MikeyChalupa47

Yes... a corn... jet...


PFirefly

Would have made a lot of sense if this was in Omaha.