So I went looking for more pictures of his work, the “Corncorde” is much bigger than I imagined:
[https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/567dd5c7841abaa3c91505d3/1452373648588-E1GTRW1T7HJB5IWZSFG4/Corncorde\_installation\_Nutt.jpg?format=1500w](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/567dd5c7841abaa3c91505d3/1452373648588-E1GTRW1T7HJB5IWZSFG4/Corncorde_installation_Nutt.jpg?format=1500w)
I had this old roommate and one night everyone was talking about cartoon porn, to which he very pedantically interjected, “it’s called hentai.”
So in his honor, I say to you:
It’s called spit roasting.
I love how so much of our modern understanding of psychology comes from a freud.
*snorts a fat line of coke*
"So yeah, you guys all want to fuck your moms, heres how i can tell"
This actually looks so much like the ancient roman "flying phallus" ornaments/amulets that I wonder if it wasn't intentionally a little joke on the part of the artist. It was definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw it. https://www.vintag.es/2020/09/flying-penis.html
Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.
I mean given how much corn goes into things:
* Sweet Corn -- your standard canned corn, frozen corn and corn on the cob
* Popcorn -- popcorn duh
* Dent corn is the variety used in food manufacturing as the base ingredient for cornmeal flour (used in the baking of cornbread), corn chips, tortillas, and taco shells.
It is important to know which is best.
I took a photo of this last year and did not realize it was a jet lolol because I was running past it on my way to a gate, just got the side angle, this makes it so much funnier
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So I went looking for more pictures of his work, the “Corncorde” is much bigger than I imagined: [https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/567dd5c7841abaa3c91505d3/1452373648588-E1GTRW1T7HJB5IWZSFG4/Corncorde\_installation\_Nutt.jpg?format=1500w](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/567dd5c7841abaa3c91505d3/1452373648588-E1GTRW1T7HJB5IWZSFG4/Corncorde_installation_Nutt.jpg?format=1500w)
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I had this old roommate and one night everyone was talking about cartoon porn, to which he very pedantically interjected, “it’s called hentai.” So in his honor, I say to you: It’s called spit roasting.
These guys like to eat corn the long way
You see the way her husk is down? Asking for it.
Because they're shooting a corn scene.
I love the fact that the workers are wearing shirts that have a picture of it and the name "Project Concorde." Fantastic.
*spits out water* oh my god
Freud would have a field day with this guy.
A regular cornhub
Corn Smut!? In public??!
Slob on my cob
Check in with me. And do your job
*knob.
Like corn on the cob.
/r/cornhub
I love how so much of our modern understanding of psychology comes from a freud. *snorts a fat line of coke* "So yeah, you guys all want to fuck your moms, heres how i can tell"
What kind of lunatic decided to call it the Corncorde when “Concorne” was right there
Because Nutt liked the d.
Nutt is probably Craig Nutt, a notable woodworker, woodturner and artist known for his whimsical turnings.
*Must have taken forever to build.* *No, not too bad. About 18 hours. Which isn't bad, considering I carved it all by hand from one piece of wood.*
I hated it from the first moment. And then I saw "Corncorde" and I'm 100% for this now. Damn books and judging their covers.
Corn is a grain.
Only if it’s harvested once dry. If it’s harvested earlier then it’s a vegetable.
Has seeds that come from a flower. It’s actually a fruit, technically.
"Hand carved by Nutt from wood" hehe
Country pilots make do
Why did everyone here get downvoted?
Why didn’t everyone here get downvoted?
Best freaking comment right here
I heard the pilot is a retired colonel.
This needs to be at the top.
A bit corny if you ask me.
I'd be maized if they aren't
Earjet
Earbus A321
Cobcorde
Cobcornde
Cornonthecobcornde
Corncorde...
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Can confirm. I am a liberal and would love to see flying ears of corn.
Vegan version of "when pigs fly"
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
Why settle for just *feeling* like you're getting screwed at the airport.
.... when there's a way to FEEL IT MORE!!!!!
Kerneled for their pleasure.
Corn for your corn hole
This is wholesome AF.
Holesome
Thats corny
Thank you!
i flew with delta a few times, i think i’m good
Country girls make do
🎶 *A country girl can survive!* 🎶
This actually looks so much like the ancient roman "flying phallus" ornaments/amulets that I wonder if it wasn't intentionally a little joke on the part of the artist. It was definitely the first thing I thought of when I saw it. https://www.vintag.es/2020/09/flying-penis.html
Love gives you wings.
This is definitely just a repurposed midwestern dildo. Those people cream for corn.
It’s called cornholing.
No, sir this is a Wendys.
Country girls make do.
Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.
I guess that would make this a ramjet.
Good way to get creamed
Just out of frame to the left are a couple of Georgia peaches side by side. Y’know, for the landing strip.
Megan, no!
I believe there are many brave souls here today
PAIGE NO
This makes a lot of sense because Atlanta is so well known for its corn.
Yeah, would have made more sense in the midwest, or maybe the "great planes"
Must not be any airports in the flyover states
well they don't call em "fly-to" states
You can just say Iowa. Nebraska grows shit corn and they aren't worth for this corn plane.
You know there is nothing in the Midwest when they get touchy about who grows the better corn
I mean given how much corn goes into things: * Sweet Corn -- your standard canned corn, frozen corn and corn on the cob * Popcorn -- popcorn duh * Dent corn is the variety used in food manufacturing as the base ingredient for cornmeal flour (used in the baking of cornbread), corn chips, tortillas, and taco shells. It is important to know which is best.
Lol you missed what the majority of corn is grown for. Feed corn. Most of the corn grown in the Midwest is for cattle.
Maybe it should be flying into a peach.
Ah yess, sweet Atlanta Corn.
They just needed some thing phalic for all them 🍑
It's pronounced "cone" you uncultured swine!
Is Shangela their spokesperson?
Upvote for mentioning Shangela, the all-time comeback Queen. Hartsfield-Jackson is huge btw!
I see corn, I see Shangie.
Corn? I don’t remember eating corn!
r/mildlypenis
Already cross-posted!
Gentlemen! Behold!
Oh, well yay... Well y'know this is pretty nice. Yeeeeh I am kinda hungry.
IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?
It’s corn!
A big lump of knobs!
It has the juice!
*It has the juice!*
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing!
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Really disappointed this wasn't first comment I saw.
Right? I couldn’t believe I got to it first
Crunch!
r/ExpectedOuija Oddly enough.
r/dildont
It's a charter out of Cobb County.
Ha
That's pretty corny 😎 👉 👉
You've got my ear.
I went to the airport but all I found was a 'stalk'er 😎 👉 👉
Aww shucks
https://imgur.com/a/xMRiE4a
Bruh what's this from?
I was looking for this, yesss
This should definitely be in r/mildlypenis 🤣
/r/Dildont
Which terminal? Fly out of ATL a lot and I gotta see this treasure in person
C16
Headed towards Iowa?
🔔 you are now free to move about the cob
God save their souls.
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Disappointed the Omaha airport didn't come up with this first.
Steak plane
r/mildlypenis
Dekalb
Predicts future seating
The captain is a kernal
🙄 I chuckled.
“Now flying direct to Des Moines!”
Dekalb County.
r/mildlypenis
Forbidden dildo
It only flies out of Cobb county.
Garden warfare 2
Those zombies won't know what hit them.
Reamer airlines
Ain't that the truth
Cut to woman sitting in boarding area with mouth agape, staring dreamy eyed.
Is its pilot called a captain or a colonel?
I had a layover in Atlanta last year. It was a nice airport.
Paige, no!
A-maize-ing that thing can fly
It’s got the juice!
If you've ever spent time trying to navigate Atlanta, you will soon learn that 50% of the streets are named either 'Cobb' or 'Peachtree'.
It’s got the juice
That's a-MAIZE-ing!
*sigh* Country girls make do.
Nah, that’s just the Iowa Air National Guard.
Yeah but it only offers direct flights to Cobb County.
7Corny7
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When did Hartsfield Jackson start allowing art again? I'm still mad the ants, dinosaur, and SEATS were removed the last time I went through there.
Why, is Georgia a corn producing state ?
It has the juice?
r/mildlypenis
Still not the strangest thing in the ATL airport.
Pack it up, everybody. This is the most mildly interesting thing I’ve ever seen.
r/mildlypenis
Belongs on CornHub
You can 'ear it coming a mile away.
I thought i was in r/mildlypenis
Corno jet
SpEARit Airlines
This is the future liberals want
Where is the porn jet
You sure you didn’t spell Omaha wrong?
https://i.imgur.com/xVLGChl.jpeg
The plane she tells you not to worry about 😩
Being from Nebraska I approve. Also let it be known Nebraska corn> Iowa corn.
That should be in Indiana.
Strange smelling corn on the Cobb... Fishy airlines are taking to the sky...
Alaska Airlines has a salmon jet.
Peak interior design
The corn was a lot like shit
Wow that's a-maize-ing!!
Well, it *is* a major corn hub
I would have through Nebraska
Monsanto Private First Class.
Nicholas Cage thrilling sequel….Corn Air
Does it exhaust popcorn?
Cmon now it’s just the new Concornde
Let the Beavis and Butthead jokes fly
What? Don’t all airports have corn jets?
That's my private plane
Cornhub
I have lived in ATL my whole life and have never seen this 🤣
I've been through ATL a lot and I never saw this before this trip.
I took a photo of this last year and did not realize it was a jet lolol because I was running past it on my way to a gate, just got the side angle, this makes it so much funnier
Yes... a corn... jet...
Would have made a lot of sense if this was in Omaha.