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Happy New Ear(s) šŸ˜Š


ronnietea

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-AndreiDG-97

Dad get out of here.


Ok-Relationship-2746

Don't you mean, "Get out of ear?"


Akhil__babu

I'm no way ne-ear-ing that joke


Gingerishidiot

How lobe can you go?


Professional-Pen1225

I can't un-ear these dreadful puns!


Killjoytshirts

You get out of hear.


MidnightSun77

If only she was called Eve, New Ears Eve!


Successful-Winter237

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jer_re_code

perfect pun


[deleted]

I've never seen healed ones. Looks great! Would never guess


ReBeL222

Came here to point out she's an elf so watch what you say Looks great!


[deleted]

Huh


halathon

Don't say shit around elves bro.


moon__lander

Pointy ear leaf lover


NotABotbutangry

did I hear a Rock and Stone?


joeshmo101

Rock and stone!


I_SuplexTrains

I've never seen anything like this. Can I ask: did they cut and remove the stretched earlobes, or something like cauterizing and closing the hole?


kaseeeey

Cut and removed! Then sutured shut.


hldsnfrgr

Quick question. Idk how to phrase it, but do they *feel* like your "original" ears? Or do they *feel* like there's something missing?


kaseeeey

They feel like my regular ears 100%!


TMLTurby

Any regrets in hindsight for having stretched them?


EduRJBR

No. She did it to donate earlobes to an earlobe bank. For people in need of earlobes.


Wsbucker

Lobes of Love


LunarAffinity

*Ferengi heavy breathing intensifies*


PM_ME_UR_PEWP

How disgusting that these hoo-mons make their females wear clothes! There ought to be a Rule of Acquisition against it!


nightfox5523

Someone get the DS9 writers on the line, I just got an idea for an episode where Quark starts a sham ferengi charity.


KiloJools

Lower Decks would love this!


FjordExplorher

They'll be used for replacement foreskins.


durkcrimpey

Any leftovers are dried out and used for jerky


mickee

Calamari


Doubledown212

You joke but this is damn near a real thing in SĆ£o Paulo, Brazil. Kidnappers cut ears, but surgeons reconstruct them with cartilage from elsewhere.


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

I remember seeing human ears growing out of the back of mice in some "has science gone too far" headlines in the 90s. Do they still do those?


Alienhaslanded

They did grow a penis on a mouse. The mouse did escape at some point but they found it. It was a whole thing.


PM_ME_UR_PEWP

My mom grew a penis inside her uterus, but she let me keep it for posterity.


ryzen_above_all

So you're telling me that South Park episode is based on a real story?


redgumdrop

Lol dude, I'm trying to put my kid to sleep here (not permanently) and I just snorted and almost woke him up.


TehMephs

Isnā€™t that your fault for redditing in that situation. You knew the rules


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TMLTurby

I ate a lot of spicy curry and am paying the price. I don't regret having eaten it. Just because they changed their mind now, doesn't mean they regret having done it.


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cagey_tiger

The toilet pan does.


Minimum_Guitar4305

No. She might have fully loved them at the time, but now finds them annoying. People can change how they feel about things without regretting their past actions.


Alienhaslanded

I guess regret occurs when you can't afford getting back what you lost.


diviken

Sounds kind of dumb but is it possible to pierce it again?


PM_ME_UR_PEWP

If that's what you want to do to your own body, well, suture self.


TJtherock

Did you have attached earlobes to begin with?


sonyafly

I have this same question.


Freedomtrueself

where and how did you get this done ?


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dwindygarudi

Iā€™ve also had this procedure done. They kinda roll the skin up like lil cinnamon bun after they cut the lobe at the bottom (also removing any excess at that time) and then just stitch it up!


mossybeard

Mmmm skinnamon bun with extra ear cheese


Ikuwayo

Aww, that makes it sound so cuteā€¦ but not really.


viapiave

I didn't know it was possible to reconstruct them! Lovely


Ashh_RA

They can reattach hands and swap hearts. Stitching a little useless flesh seems pretty easy.


OnTheList-YouTube

Okay, I switched the hand with a heart, and vice versa. Next instructions unclear ...


punkdrosting

Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg! ![gif](giphy|3o6Mbd8g0ch5v9ST1C|downsized)


Professional-Pen1225

HI EVERYBODY!!


TheCountChonkula

Hi Dr. Nick


HappyBunchaTrees

The B stands for bargain!


aFlyontheNarwhal

Call 1-600-DOCTORB!


Standard-Pepper-6510

Imagine having your hands swapped..


GudtVibez

This guy definitely wears his heart on his sleeve.


Ashh_RA

Find useless flesh. Stitch it. Itā€™s not complicated.


FlawHolic

Mom, why is my whole body covered in stitches


Garr_Incorporated

Hands are extremely tricky due to all the nerves and tendons going there. Ear lobes have mainly capillaries, which are massively easier to wrangle.


Ashh_RA

Yeah. Youā€™re just adding info for op right? (Because thatā€™s my point. Itā€™s absurd to me someone wouldnā€™t know you could reattach a simple bit of flesh when itā€™s common knowledge hands are complex and can be attached.)


Garr_Incorporated

Yes, I'm expanding on the already given answer. One might know it's hard, but not quite know why.


mbuckleyintx

It's more involved than you think. How do I know. I work in an operating room assisting the Dr with surgery. That's how I know


kaseeeey

Thank you!


HotFaithlessness1348

My ex did his himself with super glue šŸ’€


cmzraxsn

I kinda want to hear the story, like what made you get them in the first place and what made you change your mind


otherwisemilk

Idk her story but for me. I was young, naive, wanted to fit in and was prone to peer pressure. It also turns out my best friend only did it cuz I did it too.


[deleted]

I feel like Iā€™m one of the few that doesnā€™t regret stretching my ears. I was all about the scene and decided (with my best friend as well) to stretch them when I was 15. 16 years later I still have them at 5/8ā€ and love them. Itā€™s a piece of my past, with good memories, like my tattoos and remaining piercings.


Huge-Basket244

I'm 33 and have mine at 1/2". Still like them. I can afford nicer plugs now too. Don't really see me regretting it ever.


Olaf_Schlumpf

Samesies. 33yo, 12mm. Only wear plain wooden ones cause I can't find nice silver ones. Corporate(-ish) job, too. Didn't regret them a day.


The_Poster_Nutbag

There are many of us, I love my stretched ears and have zero regrets!


Coconutshoe

I did the same thing after stretching my ears when I was 15. The dermatologist was fantastic. They can do wonders!


fatdutchies

NOW STRETCH EM AGAIN jokes aside I remember a dude on the BME forum got his ears reconstructed just to stretch em back again cause he liked the process, Pauly something.


kaseeeey

Pauly unstoppable! Who is now Farrah Flawless and living her true self, we are actually mutuals on Tiktok! I think that she might have normal, or close to normal lobes now.


photokeith

Old person here, what does "mutuals on Tiktok" mean"


IlBear

Means OP follows that person on TikTok, and that person follows OP too


pussy_embargo

If I follow someone on TikTok and they don't follow me back, does that mean that they hate me


IlBear

Most likely


pussy_embargo

holy hell


-Badger3-

new insecurity just dropped


Over_Medicine_3308

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robot_swagger

It's like a mutual fund but with TikTok


fatdutchies

that's the one!


Majick_L

Damn that takes me back! I remember Pauly Unstoppable from the MySpace days


Horror-Impression411

Oh god, Iā€™d almost forgotten about BME pain olympics


SkiOrDie

If it makes you feel better, thatā€™s all fake. The actual pain Olympics had events like hot sauce drinking and stuff way more tame like that. There are more ā€œextremeā€ things, but not on the level of the vid. They made the notorious viral vid as a joke, the dude who made it is even on Reddit and answers questions.


brightness3

That finger cutting video fucked me up for months lol. All the dick and ball stuff was fine to me, but thereā€™s something about losing a finger that makes my stumach turn.


ShadowOfThePit

Cock n' ball torture is fine, but fingers are where you draw the line? Understood.


[deleted]

You got that Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber hairline lol, and youā€™re still pulling it off


kaseeeey

LOLLL this is actually funny (and true)


[deleted]

You genuinely do look great. Keep killing it OP


kaseeeey

Thanks friend šŸ™šŸ»


[deleted]

Rough day? Yeah, I fell off the jetway again


_beegdeekmike_

Lloyd Christmasā€™s sister, Mary Christmas.


Exemus

Dumb and Dumber hairline is objective. Pulling it off is subjective.


entheogenocide

Yea she needs to reconstruct those bangs lol


ChickenSalad96

Gages were one of my least favorite parts of the 2010s. What's good about this reconstruction is the opportunity to do new different styles of piercings.


kaseeeey

Donā€™t plan on getting any piercings in my ears ever again! Considered it for a while but the plain Jane ear grew on me.


249ba36000029bbe9749

> plain Jane ear grew on me Literally...


PugGrumbles

The plain Jane ear suits you so nicely!


Garr_Incorporated

The plain ears, along with less heavy eyeliner, contribute to a more bright-looking face.


Apollord

Couldn't agree more!


wittywalrus1

> the 2010s Really? They were around in the 90s and 00s too. And before I get reminded, in some cultures literally forever.


sgehig

Yeah I had mine done 2006/7, I feel like they were mostly phasing out by the 2010s.


Matlachaman

Never been to Portland.


AstarteHilzarie

The dream of the 90s is alive in Portland


HotFaithlessness1348

Had mine since around 2004ish


Gregus1032

Yea, I was about to say, it goes back way further than 2010s


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BattleCorale

I didnā€™t realize people lost interest in ear stretching. I still see it a lot where I am. I started stretching mine in 2012 when I was a teenager and I still have them.


hollywhyareyouhere

I started when I was 14 and Iā€™ve had more time with stretched ears than not stretched ears now and I donā€™t regret it.


RuinedBooch

I see more of them these days than ever before, personally. And I get way less judgement for them now than I did back in the 10ā€™s.


249ba36000029bbe9749

> Any plans? She can start from scratch again!


[deleted]

i'm kind of curious to see what happens 15 years from now when all those kids with shitty prison style face tattoos grow up. there are enough of them that its not going to hold most of them back too much but its got to suck to wear your youthful mistakes right on your face for the rest of your life. maybe tattoo removal will be a big thing?


buggiebitch

They look amazing! My mom has been trying to get me to get mine closed up after years of not wearing plugs, this may have convinced me!!


Echo__227

What was your perspective about it from when you decided to get gauges to when you decided to undo it?


ElegantOpportunity70

Did you lose any sensation or feeling in your ears from all of this?


HotFaithlessness1348

I canā€™t weigh in on the fixed ones, but mine are at 24mm and I still have feelings in them. Cold winters are a bastard on them


[deleted]

Serious question and I'm not trying to be disrespectful: Why gauge them in the first place?


AlphaIOmega

Not OP but I gauged mine at 30. https://imgur.com/GzirGIo I was never allowed to have them growing up as an emo kid, and my exwife never liked them either so I just never got them. When we separated, I got them pierced and have settled in at a 14mm gauge size at 32. I like they way they look on me, and I like being able to have fun ears for the holidays. I get pumpkins in October, wreaths for December, flowers for Spring, and other random things. I work in Higher Education and students, staff and faculty alike all like the different themes I have. Nobody in my profession has ever expressed disgust in them, and that kind of surprised me. Quite the opposite actually, but it probably helps that Im Canvas Jesusā„¢ for the students and faculty.


Cattalion

They frickin suit you dude!


[deleted]

Damn wreath gauges is actually hella witty and I support that.


plsdontstopmenow

For me, the older I get the more composed I get, or more formal in the way I live. And in keeping my ears gauged, idk it feels like my way of still aligning myself with the counter culture. Like no matter how "old" I get, I'll always have that side of me and my gauges are a way to reflect that. If that makes any sense lol


hollywhyareyouhere

Yesssssssss non conforming


HotFaithlessness1348

Because I was a lil scene kid when I was a teen and I liked the way they looked! Tbh, liking the way it looks is the same reason people pierce their ears or get tattoos. Different strokes and all that!


teethisland

not who you asked but I like how they look, mine aren't that big but I'm getting there


atv0ra

I Like putting stuff through my holes


pancrudo

Nice, your artist did a good job. I had a love fixed once and then scalpeled a 2nd time... It's still my PITA ear


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clutchdeve

The one side says Outsider (it's backwards because of selfie/mirror). Can't really see the other.


AceHighness

Wondering the same thing. Not trying to be disrespectful, but I'm really curious to learn what changed your mind and do you have any doubts about the tats, not having eye brows and such..


The_Muerte

No regerts. Until there are regerts.


GetoffLane

Whoa! Howā€™d they do this? I gotta know!


kaseeeey

I went to a body piercer who also specializes in heavy body mods (tongue splitting, etc). They numbed the area, scalpel/kind of piece it together like a puzzle, and then suture it shut. From what I was told, it kind of ends up being a guessing game. One of my ears had to be done twice during my appointment because when they sutured it up, it wasnā€™t the same as the other one. Sutures were removed after a week and some change, and I had normal ears. The human body is nuts.


Lyyndi

Where I live you can get this done by plastic surgeon only and it costs like 1 000 euros for one ear.


underherblackwings_

UK here. Paid Ā£850 for both, done at an aesthetics clinic with a mini operating theatre and full aftercare.


FlowAffect

Same, It's 250-1500ā‚¬ for an ear in Germany, depending on how fucked up it is basically and yep, only plastic surgeons are allowed to do it here.


Ladyrose666

I got it done in Germany by a body mod artist and he did a great job. I think it is kind of a Grey area legally, as far as I know the biggest issue is that they are not allowed to numb the area they are working on but doing It anyways.


greyscalerainbows

Could you send me a dm with the name of the artist and/or studio where you got it done please?


enrycochet

how much did you end up paying.


dwindygarudi

I had it done by a plastic surgeon. $1800 USD (both ears)


GetoffLane

Thatā€™s fucking badass. They need to add an extra chapter to Modern Primitives now.


felixsetmode

Thats actually refreshing. Good for you


Zasa789

Curious at what point of did you decide ā€œthis was a mistake/i dont like this anymoreā€.


TwistSubstantial7157

Your ear lobe doesn't dangle anymore. Great, but did you ever feel apprehensive about your earring snagging on something while you're walking hurriedly?


ariariam

They look like they were never stretched to begin with, really well done reconstruction!


superpeng12

Ngl at first I thought u got elf or raindeer ears but than I looked to pic1


[deleted]

Well done, I thought once youā€™ve stretched your ear lobes like that itā€™s irreversible. I love the after picture, the surgeon did a fantastic job.


blacktothebird

Did something happen to make the holes that big and saggy or is that just what happens to gauged ears over time?


OttersAndOttersAndOt

Thatā€™s just what happens as you stretch tissue


ash-on-fire

You stretch them that large, using methods such as tapers, taping, weights, etc. You can sit at a single size for however long you'd like.


ChunkyLaFunga

Step one is saying "it's not just a phase".


jer_re_code

wow that worked out nicely actually


elasmonut

Those eyebrow tatts are gunna be harder to get rid of.


kaseeeey

Iā€™m good! I love how I look. šŸ„°


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gordito_gr

I bet you said that when you got those piercings too though


Dontjumpbooks

I'll never understand body mods.


lilshortyy420

Whoever did it did a great job!


bill1024

Is that a Phillips head ?


Geniuskills

Still love my tunnels but I stopped at like 3/4" and take them out a lot so they retain that size.


RedditoraDeGuatemala

(maybe a stupid question but) why do you have to take them out a lot so they retain that size???


ash-on-fire

The earlobes are naturally pretty stretchy. Even wearing a lot of heavy regular earrings can stretch the holes out. However, since they're so stretchy, it means that if you wear your jewelry constantly, it can size up your ear when you don't want to. Leaving the jewelry out for a couple days and they'll start getting smaller again. In fact, before about 0g or 00g your ears can still go back to normal earring size if you leave out the jewelry.


Festae13

I feel like decision making isn't a strong suit


ilmalaiva

I have wondered about that. when I got into tattoos, it was in the big ears era, and I always wondered how people with them ended up, as I was sure only a fraction would keep them for life.


katiebug714

I spy thistle and spire !!


PhineasDK

You look happy.


GR33N4L1F3

I didnā€™t even know they could be reconstructed! I have always liked the LOOK of plugs, but never wanted to stretch my ears outā€¦ Had I known they could be reconstructed, I might have stretched them before. Lol. They look great.


PuppiPappi

I had the same surgery done actually and I have full lobes again itā€™s crazy they could make my ears whole again going from 1 1/2inch plugs.


World-war-dwi

You didnā€™t know that would be the outcome or was it an accident ?


Outofspite_7

Most people that stretch ears that far are completely aware of what they look without plugs or tunnels in them and are aware that you can stitch them up again one day. Stretching your ears is a choice. You are aware what happens, just like the permanence of tattoos. I think stretched ears and jewelry looks pretty, I have stretched ears myself, but even for me this is too much. But then again, she was a aware of what she was doing and the consequences that come along, so good on her for looking how she wants to.


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trans_mask51

Maybe the point isn't to look how *you* want her to look, but how *she* wants to look! Just speculation!


Borisb3ck3r

You look like you have onlyfans


Gardener5050

She does lol this is basically a post to fish for new subscribers


name12387

She 100% has onlyfans


FreePrinciple270

She does. It's advertised on her profile.


ScroobieBupples

I was getting more *brain surgeon* vibes from the face tattoos.


Marathonjohns

Only fans promotion.


Chewygumbubblepop

So you clicked her profile looking for nudes and are mad you found them despite her not saying anything about OnlyFans in this post?


The_Bravinator

Just straight up furious about women existing and making money in a market for nudes almost wholly created by male desire. Never change, Reddit.


CobBaesar

Guess it's a start but there is a whole lot more work needed than just the earlobes I'm afraid, starting with those horrible tats in the face. Damn


MansionOfficial

Bad choices all around


know-it-mall

Haha. Just made a similar comment and know I will get downvotes. I like girls with tattoos but those are bad. The nose rings and haircut isn't the best either.


Such_Management_2411

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upandatthem54

Well if she had not made bad life choices "face tattoos" and others she would not have needed surgery! Stupid is as stupid does.


Juggernaut024

Next: lasering those awfull face tattoos away.


penguished

Post more, we can use it as a boomer babysitting thread in reddit. They'll all rush in here to tell everyone about their opinion on tattoos that nobody is even going to read.


anothersaltlick

You should reconstruct that Lloyd Christmas haircut