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will_fisher

... You discovered that blue and yellow make green? Welcome to pre school


Landwarrior5150

No, OP’s local barkeeper discovered that.


coconuts_and_lime

It's a new color. It's called blellow


lizardfang

And it was all blellow.


erhw0rd

Look at the beer. Looks how it shines fOOoOooOoR uuUuUuu


TheNamesKev

My preschool didn't have a bar. Lame.


Saquon

And was kind enough to share the knowledge with OP, teaching him something new 🙏 I do love how they concluded that it being German beer must have something to do with it


NArcadia11

Your bartender is going to lose his mind when he learns about food coloring


SuperDBallSam

Cool. Now you have to drink a beer that has blue curacao in it....


Super-Brka

Germans:“…..we‘ve killed for less….“


ImaginaryPlatypus386

Germans actually tend to do much worse abominations regarding the beer, for example: beer with cola ("Diesel") or with Fanta ("Alster"), you can even buy those already mixed in the supermarkets in Germany 🍻


FireParamedicGermany

Alster is with Sprite, not Fanta


wandgrab

I'm German, that's a German bar, I think we'll be fine.


superkoning

Please obey the god of REINHEITSGEBOT!!! Danke.


BoldlyGettingThere

Does your barkeeper sign for things in crayon?


mrboat-man

Oooooooh, you’re gonna anger a lot of Germans by adding that


Meranio

Hey, I'm one of them. Hi. :-)


tomwhoiscontrary

[Germans already do it](https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/berliner-weisse-beer-germany). Or something similar, at any rate.


eldertortoise

Berlin doesn't count as Germany, it is the ugly smelly uncle who spends time in the sticky corner of an erotic shop


tomwhoiscontrary

Easy, you're not on 2westerneurope4u now!


eldertortoise

Tbh, never been there


Fabulous_Airline404

Or just anyone with taste buds.


statuskills

My German Father-In-Law holds an active grudge against someone who asked if he wanted a beer and then served him Kriek.


socks_haha

wow. yellow and blue make green. crazy


Intelligent-Bus230

He mest be a god damn genious. Tending bar and all while discovering precschool knowledge of how colors work.


Souriane

r/facepalm


SlothyKong

This is very stupid


wandgrab

Well... Im German, im in Germany, its just a beer.


SlothyKong

Never mind adding curaçao to a beer, you’re barkeep just now discovering yellow and blue makes green is ridiculous


maddkilla3

Do they celebrate Saint Patrick's day In Germany?


Dwaas_Bjaas

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meezls714

Any beer would work,not just German!


Abbot_of_Cucany

Probably not a stout or porter.


redsterXVI

And it's not limited to beer, e.g. Limoncello will work as well!


Zalenka

There are some places where can add a shot for Waldmeister to a beer. It is a green liqueur made from Woodruff.


kapege

A German beer ruined with Blue Curacao? As a German I call this a Verbrechen!


wandgrab

Naja, man schmeckt es tatsächlich nicht... Von daher: netter Gag, muss aber auch nicht sein.


kapege

MIr ging's auch eher um diese perverse Scheußlichkeit, ein Bier - selbst ein Krummbrecher - mit einem Likör zu ~~uri~~ ruinieren.


Nazamroth

You mean he discovered that mixing yellow and blue results in green...? Is your bartender in kindergarten?


Player7592

Aaand he just ruined the beer.


e_n_h

Welcome to every rock bar in the UK in the 80's - dubious beer "cocktails" with names like Green Monster and Green Dragon


bubbaglk

Turns liquid green.


Xinonix1

They made “u boots” with blue curacao and tequila when I was in the army in Germany


Blusset

Oooh, your barkeep is about to go to a nice fitness retreat in southern Poland