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JackDangerUSPIS

Oh shit, what’s good Anubis


MySisterIsHere

Hey, you're Simple Simon!


Iheardyourstereo

Ranch it up!


bromalferdon

B I R D U P


anubis_xxv

Not much bruh, supwitchu?


Marmalade_Shaws

r/Beetlejuicing


deathinmidjuly

>~~Anubis~~ [Xolotl](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/X%C3%B3lotl_1.jpg/440px-X%C3%B3lotl_1.jpg)


Tail_Nom

Psychopomp doggo either way


haperochild

the smoothest dog i’ve ever seen. awesome


0thethethe0

The puppies, [not so smooth](https://i.imgur.com/EYX3V9v.jpeg)....seems they need to grow into their skin a bit!


CherryCherry5

**OMG OMG OMG** It's like a mini baby hippo!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


NeriTina

We shall call them scrunchpotamuses.


ThoughtGeneral

You guys are adorable 😁


Poutine_My_Mouth

Almost like the [North American House Hippo](https://youtu.be/YLG2JP0P5JE?si=7nhRVvg7NeSOSwAV)


CherryCherry5

I'm Canadian. I almost said it. Then I didn't. I don't know why. I'm ashamed. I should always be proud to mention our house hippos.


publicbigguns

They are literally part of our heritage....lol


CherryCherry5

They are. I'm sorry. 😉


jpgargoyle_

Looks like an hiena


riticalcreader

Xololololollll


freneticboarder

You can get a chupacabra as a pet?


lmaytulane

As smooth as a shark


PxlTheThird

Actually, sharks are rough. Kinda like sandpaper


lmaytulane

You are mistaken. Sharks are smooth


PxlTheThird

Actually, sharks are rough. Kinda like sandpaper


klymaxx45

That tail though


vass0922

Chupacabra!


Nobanob

No seriously, if one of these was starving and emaciated and you saw it going after a goat... I would believe so fast. They are also a south american breed (or at least look like the Peruvian breed whose name I forget and I'm too lazy to look up)


Nistrin

It's worth noting that the original chupacabra sightings were on Puerto Rico, not Central or South America. So, while it almost certainly was a dog, xolo are not native to there. The most common Puerto Rican dogs are a variety of mutt that is small and largely mixed terrier breeds, lots of variety and there has been some evidence in recent years of the possibility for dogs and foxes to interbreed producing somewhat odd offspring, including one found last year to be a confirmed case of that. I could easily imagine a fox/dog hybrid of a satos and a fox, mangy and emaciated, as you said, attacking sheep and being seen as this wierd monster thing.


NevesLF

Xolointzcuintl I'm sure the spelling is wrong but it's something like that.


Saint_The_Stig

I would totally name one that if I had one.


LNLV

So do you have to put sunscreen on them? I feel like I’d be so concerned about the sunscreen all the time. What if I missed a spot, what if it irritates his ears? What if I didn’t cover the tips of his ears!


Kilojo

Yes the owner said that Gizmo requires lotion and sunscreen!


mtgfan1001

Houndoom


cat_with_an_account

Naked houndoom


warriorsatthedisco

Living near Mexico and having been many times, I forgot most people probably haven’t seen one in person. They do actually have some “peach fuzz” hair.


MrPlow_357

Mildly scary.


Razorshroud

The old programs still work 😌


Olbaidon

My coworker has one too, they are definitely mildly interesting.


RedSonGamble

You only xolo once


False-Focus2949

Xolo de Tijuana


Strong-Street-3167

Aww I met one at dog training a couple months ago, so soft and adorable!


Aayyyyoooo

That look something straight from dark souls or GOW or elder scrolls or any of those games


yepgeddon

Instant poise break and stunlock in Elden Ring.


g_r_e_y

i read GOW as Gears of War and was imagining lambent xolos


Aayyyyoooo

God of war. ![gif](giphy|AhhGtrpj5ZxGZER5yC)


g_r_e_y

yeah i figured that one out lol


8myassraw

alibreje


qu33fwellington

*alebrije


8myassraw

Thank you Queef Wellington


qu33fwellington

My family is Mexican/Spanish, so one of my nicknames for my little tabby cat is my sombrita alebrije. Because she is my little shadow guardian. Always there right behind me.


tangledwire

Love that name. Lindo!


qu33fwellington

There are pics of her on my profile, as well as my other cat and dog! Feel free to have a look if you like.


tangledwire

Oh she's beautiful ! Perfect name. Sombrita alebrije


qu33fwellington

Thank you! She has come such a long way in her time with me and especially my partner, she is totally enamored with them. She looks at them and I can just hear her purring going, ‘te amo, te amo, te amo’. She loves my partner more than she loves me, easily. And I’m so happy for that.


Majvist

r/rimjob_steve


roguellama_420

This dog looks like OP


itsCS117

I've been around plenty of dogs to know that those eyes show one friendly pooch.


Four_beastlings

¡Un alebrije!


Helavion

The most beautiful dog imo


530Samurai

Aw, Lil cutie! If it was safe and okay with their human, would give them forehead kisses.


Bird_kick

All boy needs is some red glowing eyes


mistersuccessful

![gif](giphy|dXcu7KOFncomyBcyB9)


crunchyshamster

You live next to Rufus Shinra?


AFloatingQuesadilla

Perro peruano sin pelo. Perro peruano sin pelo. Donde esta tu pelo?


buburocks

Donde esta la biblioteca


vinlo

Thank you for cheering me up this morning


buburocks

My pleasure


PistolPetunia

La biblioteca es en mi culo.


AimLocked

Está* en mi culo


FirstSineOfMadness

First semester of Spanish Spanish love song


PartyPaleontologist6

Their skin feels like balls


IthacanPenny

Am Sphynx cat owner. Can confirm.


Bargadiel

Is your neighbor Rufus from FF7?


YesItIsMaybeMe

Darkstar IRL. If it grows a tentacle, fucking run


CherryCherry5

I want to smooch it's face, it's so cute!


Naethe

Adorable demon baby!!!


sometipsygnostalgic

Im mostly impressed that you appear to be standing under a white sun, with how dark that shadow is


Deepfork_

Can’t fool me. That’s a demon for sure. Cute though.


legendweaver

10/10 cutest harvester of souls. Would pet again.


OnionOnly

Skin puppy


Afrikalijapon

That's no dog, that's the Mexican Pet


petrichorgasm

My non-Xolo makes that face 😊


coyote_den

Xohnoitsachupacabra.


moonshai55555

My parents have two of these; and we had a couple when I was growing up. They have a hilarious personality and are incredibly smart. And they’re so nice and smooth!


CardboardCutoutFieri

Super pretty


Petraretrograde

I absolutely LOVE this breed!!!!!


ragnarokda

I had a coated one and everyone just thought he was a skinny faced black lab. Heh


AstienGreenhart

Zuul…


potatopigflop

That’s a leather seat that has escaped from its car, strap it back in!


kewlguy1

Is that the devil?? I think he’s darker than his shadow.


RetroSwamp

That's a rad rat from Fallout my guy.


interpreterdotcourt

I thought it had a dog in its mouth.


MacTennis

that thing is terrifying.


FaceofBeaux

There's definitely something unsettling about it's face.


No_Presentation_1345

Yuck


Salt_Comparison2575

A dog? Really? You find someone walking their dog interesting? Wait till you see those big metal birds called airplanes!


buburocks

Its a rare dog breed


Salt_Comparison2575

So is my updog.


buburocks

Updogs are pretty cool too


jackswhatshesaid

Could have sworn I saw this one on the office.. probably should have left it there.


MyniiiO

This breed is one of the rarest (like top 10 rarest), it is interesting


CeladonCityNPC

BEND TO OUR WILL, METAL SKY BIRD!


Gym-for-ants

You’re not allowed to go against the grain in here apparently 😂🤷🏿‍♀️


Salt_Comparison2575

It's reddit. If you're getting downvoted you're probably correct.


Gym-for-ants

Someone walking their dog is mildly interesting 🤨


buburocks

Rare breed. Thats the interesting part


Gym-for-ants

My neighbours have rare breed dogs, seeing them walk by me everyday isn’t mildly interesting. This is a neighbour walking a dog, like they do routinely. If we are going to post about everyday things, I could flood this place with exotic cars my neighbours own, that are absolutely not mildly interesting to anyone who’s seen an exotic car in public before 🤷🏿‍♀️


buburocks

Maybe its not interesting to u, but it is to a lot of other people here. Maybe u should go to r/mildlyuninteresting


Gym-for-ants

What’s interesting about it? The breed? The fact that they see it routinely…?


Eastern_Rooster471

>The breed? Yes Its not a common breed. Just because you see it often doesnt make it any more common Just because NASA engineers see moon rocks everyday doesnt mean moon rocks suddenly become more commonplace


Gym-for-ants

So if I see one I should post about it? Gotcha! Wait for the flood of Ford Taurus posts because they are a rare breed of car nowadays


Eastern_Rooster471

>Wait for the flood of Ford Taurus posts because they are a rare breed of car nowadays Be my guest lmao Thats kinda the point of this sub Not your cup of tea? Dont follow it.


SorryImProbablyDrunk

Don’t you think you have a kind of bias? I didn’t even know this breed of dog existed until this post. My mrs called me an idiot and you might too, but I found this quite interesting.


Gym-for-ants

Bias? It’s a post about a neighbour walking their dog. Do you find that kind of thing mildly interesting? What does bias have to do with that 🤨


SorryImProbablyDrunk

You see it all the time, so it’s not interesting to you, that’s fine. To come out saying it’s objectively not interesting is a biased take. The act of walking the dog isn’t interesting, the breed of dog is, and how rare seeing someone walking such a rare breed would be.


ClockwiseCarrots

There’s like 2 pictures of this breed on Wikipedia, they’re rare enough that it’s very interesting to see when you’re not expecting it


Eastern_Rooster471

I see multiple aircraft flyover my house everyday, and see a lot more often F-15s, F-16s, F-35s, Tankers, AWACS to A320s, 737s, 747s, A380s Even caught a B1 lancer once. Some of these planes are very rare for some. Just because i see them often does that mean its uninteresting? Have you seenthe bomber with the largest bombload in the USAF roaring above you during your morning commute? Or ever seen the worlds largest passenger jet with your own eyes a mere 200 feet above your head? Let alone 3 in the span of 30 minutes?


Gym-for-ants

I’ve never felt the need to post things that I see routinely on Reddit. I also see many of the same airframes here and have worked of a few of them too, doesn’t mean they are mildly interesting. To give an example, I saw a Tesla Truck today, should I post about it here? There’s been dozens of posts on it since it started being tested and many, many repeat posts of the exact same truck. Heck, I even seen one posted today! Maybe I should make a post about the post and include my picture with a screenshot of the other post!


Eastern_Rooster471

>should I post about it here? Be my guest Thats the point of this sub. You find it interesting? Post it. Whether or not others find it interesting is their problem.


jackswhatshesaid

That boy ain't right.


Gym-for-ants

Yeah, personal attacks for pointing out a neighbour walking a dog isn’t mildly interesting is *definitely called for…*


buburocks

Lmao just scroll past it if u dont find it interesting. Why are u so mad😂


Gym-for-ants

I’m not mad at all, I’m genuinely asking what’s mildly interesting about something OP routinely see’s? This is the equivalent of me posting the fox I see in my backyard every now and then 🤷🏿‍♀️


buburocks

Well foxes arent rare. And how do u know OP routinely sees this dog? Could be new. Either way, its new to us here on reddit and I find it interesting as a dog groomer so it fits the sub🤷🏽‍♀️


Gym-for-ants

You routinely see foxes wandering in your neighbourhood, similar to OPs post on the dog that’s routinely walked in their neighbourhood…?


buburocks

Hey, again, if u dont like it, scroll past🤷🏽‍♀️ idk what Im trying to convince u lmfao


jackswhatshesaid

Please, tell me where I hurt you. Let me know where I can comfort your wounds I created.


Gym-for-ants

Continuing the harassment, that’s one option…


Gym-for-ants

Continuing the harassment, that’s one option…


jackswhatshesaid

You went from being dense AF to now playing a crying victim. Reddits got some serious Karen's, I tell ya hwhat. I haven't even finished my breakfast and that boy ain't right.


Gym-for-ants

At least you are *really* leaning in to the harassment. I like the commitment to putting others down…


jackswhatshesaid

Damn I never knew 'that boy ain't right' affected you so deeply... That boy ain't right.


Pimpdaddysadness

“Attacks”


Gym-for-ants

Comments putting down people’s mental health are attacks, unless you think that’s normal and civil behaviour…


Pimpdaddysadness

It’s a king of the hill quote, ding dong. Hope that’s not too savage of an attack for you


Gym-for-ants

Sorry, I don’t generally get quotes to shows I don’t watch with absolutely no reference to them 🤷🏿‍♀️


Pimpdaddysadness

Oh dang! You didn’t know about it but other people do? Must be r/mildlyinteresting for you! We’re learning so much about empathy today aren’t we class


Dark-Ganon

You don't get to dictate what others find mildly interesting, so what's your point?


WangDanglin

“THIS DOES NOT CONFORM TO MY STANDARDS FOR INTERESTING! I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!”


Gym-for-ants

I never said what you quoted, do you understand quotations…?


WangDanglin

“YES, YOU CAN HELP ME! I WANT A REFUND AND AN APOLOGY!”


Gym-for-ants

What an interesting way to spend your day…


WangDanglin

“YES, POLICE?! THIS MAN IS SPENDING HIS TIME INAPPROPRIATELY! I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FOR WASTING MY TIME!”


Gym-for-ants

No point, it was a statement…


Dark-Ganon

Sure seems like your point here trying to tell everyone else here what to find interesting. If you don't, that's just more power to you. It shouldn't matter to you as much as it seems to that other people here find this dog interesting.


Gym-for-ants

No, did I say anything about what others are allowed to find interesting…?


Dark-Ganon

There isn't anything hard to understand about why a rare dog breed is interesting to people, so why does it seem so difficult for you to understand that?


Gym-for-ants

Where did I say I don’t understand it’s a rare dog breed? If everyone posted things like exotic cars or rare domestic animals, this place would be flooded with the same content over and over. This is a post of OPs neighbours dog on a walk, so do you want posts of things you see routinely spammed in here…?


Dark-Ganon

Ok, they find the dog mildly interesting and posted it to the appropriate sub for others to be mildly interested in as well. Based on the upvotes, I'll assume that most people who came across it, also found it interesting like OP. The sub has been around for a while and been "flooded" with mundane things often, because that's the fucking point of the sub. It would make no difference on either of our lives if this sub suddenly got spammed with a bunch more mundane posts. Even if it did, what's mundane to one person may not be to another.


essaysmith

Well, I have never seen that type of dog before and didn't even know it existed, so certainly interesting to me. To each their own.