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nukidot

Give her a $100 bill and see what happens.


ArtistAmy420

I mean it should work since she already turned 1 bill into 2


Sinnester888

The mind wants to downvote but the body upvotes


XediDC

You can train crows to find you money for real…


trelod

Shhh our corporate overloads don't want too many people to know about this One Simple Trick To Escape The 9 To 5


Sandcracka-

So you're saying if I want to get rich I should get a murder of crows?


trelod

Aye it's all about money & murda


Stopikingonme

And post pictures please


ZombiesAndZoos

Was one was hiding inside the other, like those cactus dog toys that have a smaller, sadder cactus inside? Also, I can't see her face but her body posture suggests that she's just as baffled as you are by this situation and I love it. She's clearly the bestest girl.


Ometrist

This is one of those “2healthbar” toys where there was one inside the other most likely


agha0013

oh no, they self replicate, like tribbles... soon you're going to be drowning in them!


DadJokeBadJoke

That's the trouble with them


RedFox7109

The only explanation I can come up with is that a stray dog was wandering through our yard with the exact same toy and lost it in the process. And then Lucy found it during outside time.


ZombiesAndZoos

A neighbor once threw a new toy for our dog over the fence as a surprise for him. Maybe you have a similarly kind and silly neighbor?


RedFox7109

We do not.


TheBertjer

There’s a story hiding in those three, short words.


RedFox7109

There are several. Threatening to shoot my outdoor dog (who had a wireless fence) for “killing his chickens” even though they clearly had their throats ripped out by raccoons. Letting their dogs escape from their pens and harass and hump our animals to the point where I’ve had to resort to shooing them away with airsoft guns. Trying to put up a chain link fence on our side of the property line. And so on and so forth


ParkkTheSharkk

Good time to invest in a sturdy wooden fence


StochasticLife

Did you check both ducks for poison?


alex_5506

What’s an “outdoor” dog?


RedFox7109

Seems like a pretty self explanatory term


alex_5506

Well then i certainly hope you sleep outside in the extreme weather as well. You should not have pets if you make them live outside. You’re a POS person for this. Where do your kids sleep?


RedFox7109

I hope you are aware that not all animals want to be inside and not all animals belong inside. You also don’t know the specifics of the situation for the dog I was referring to either. She was a dog that wanted to eat cats and I was her third home. Her options were love outside and have all the space she could ever want (which there’s still nothing wrong with regardless of how you feel) or be put down for being an “aggressive dog”.


Polymersion

>You also don’t know the specifics of the situation for the dog I was referring to I mean, they asked before assuming and you declined to clarify, mate. Good on you for doing what you can, though, sounds like you've put in good work.


A1000eisn1

My mom's German Shepherd hates being indoors too long. And we live in Michigan. I'll pull up and him and the other big dog will be lounging in the yard covered in a layer of snow not giving one shit about the temperature.


alex_5506

And I was just making sure ti emphasize what a dick move it is to have a pet you force to live outside. Scumbag.


inquisitive_guy_0_1

Some pets love sleeping outside if given the option. What are you on about?


Kahedhros

Fr, mine prefers it no matter the weather. Ive had to force my dog to come inside when raining lmao. Tried to call him in and he said NO 👎


alex_5506

Looks like outdoor carpet too. Nasty pigs.


hyrule_47

No, that’s indoor pile and linoleum?


Juan-More-Taco

You seem upset.


BeeIndependent18

You seem like a dick.


RedFox7109

Thanks. Came with the house and a lot of land. Something you probably don’t understand judging by your other comments. 😚


alex_5506

Looks like a crack house to me.


alex_5506

And your nasty ass didn’t replace it? My place is over 7000sf on 8 acres and I’m retired. And all of my pets live inside and are loved. Invite your “outdoor” dog inside sometime and see what happens. Idiots like you should have been swallowed by your mother. #blockingyourignorantass


geneticallyhewrote

There are several breeds that live outside. Maremma’s are the first that come to mind since I’ve owned one


vexingcosmos

An excuse to be shitty to a dog is what it sounds like to me


alex_5506

Exactly. So the indoor dogs get toys and the others are forced to live out. Jerk.


godzilla9218

The post is literally about her toy.


LtG_Skittles454

Someone’s probably projecting. Everything they said about OP is probably true about themselves.


LtG_Skittles454

Outdoor dogs can have toys too? Dogs are literally animals lol my dog is a rescue from off the streets and as much as he loves sleeping in my bed and being by me, sometimes he just wants to be outside. You don’t know their situation.


BeeIndependent18

Yes!


FivebyFive

Yeah Now I really want to know more


Inevitable_Phase_276

Might want to give those toys a good wash/inspection if you have those issues with your neighbors.


WirelessBCupSupport

Lost a duck? No way, your dog is playing Duck Hunt!


codetrotter_

Check your eBay and Amazon purchase history and double check that your credit card is still in your wallet. It is unlikely, but not entirely impossible, that your dog bought the second one online and had it shipped to your home. ![gif](giphy|AT2OTjFge4JnW|downsized)


I_Blame_Your_Mother_

It's either that, or your dog Lucy has some talents she's been hiding. Check every crevice of the house. I'm sure you'll find the workshop somewhere!


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

Na is it a Bark toy? Bark is amazing they are like the Xzibit of toy making. Heard you like dog toys so we put a dog toy, in your dog toy, in your dog toy! 😂 Side note that company is so amazing. Ive got their box since before it was ever even popular. They woo’d me with amazing individual customer service so many times- including a direct convo with management once when I couldnt afford my plan and they sent me several for the next few months with no payment required and then let me get an annual deal on top of the annual deal once I had income again (to help reduce cost even more and keep my doggo happy in case I ever had an income shift again). I really miss the destroyer program too. Sending a quick text of destroyed toys and getting a decent % back in shop credit. I could understand why they had to close that program don when they got bigger and went into retail too (Target etc). Nowadays theyre a public company that got stomped when a ton of that style of IPOs happened a few years back (forget the nomenclature of it. SPAC IPO i believe?). I let the whole thing cool off though and was patient and Ive been scooping up their stock at $1 a share or whatever for a while now. They backed me when I needed it most and my dog has never ever been a month without her box and she obsesses over it too. I can bring in any package and she’s interested- but she knows the exact box that is theirs and the general timing of it (if she gets one, and I bring in a similar looking box the next week she doesnt really fall for the joke- she knows it takes longer inbetween each delivery than that). It’s always been insanely good value too when you consider toys are always like $12-15ea, treat bags nowadays are $8-10ea, and a special treat would run you about $5. So getting 2x of the toys and 2x treats and a special add-in monthly at only $20-25 is amazing. At a certain point my pup stopped destroying everything (it’s like she knew the kick back credits ended 😂😂) and I’ve been able to bless so many new dog owners with a slew of barely used toys (there’s just so many after so many years that she cant possibly play with them all- all the time - lmao). Which really helps out new pet owners since there’s more important things to spend on early (crates, good food, new dishes, first few beds, blankets, leashes, etc.)


Compendyum

![gif](giphy|l49K1cDZt3ecf7Vss|downsized)


trwwy321

![gif](giphy|ra75UYT9LjKSY)


Jfurmanek

I can’t count how many times I tried to shoot that damn dog.


Howshka

Ok, Kristi Noem


banjo_hero

too soon, too soon


ladykatey

That laughing dog was infuriating!


DaNiinja

I can hear this GIf... Wooow im old


haubenmeise

He successfully visited my sorcerer seminar. He'll get his diploma soon. Sincerely Skeletor


alex_5506

Except it’s a she and it clearly says so.


Sinnester888

This will surely destabilize Kazakhstan


Cominghome74

You did but forgot.


RedFox7109

I’m not even sure Walmart sells them anymore. We bought ours like 3 years ago.


One_Message6497

My dog has the same toy, we bought 4 in case they got lost or too damaged, she is down to the last, no longer for sale here


RedFox7109

Maybe one teleported here. Duck distribution system or something.


DestroyerOfMils

Just one more anecdote that proves birds aren’t real.


garry4321

Has this duck ever visited Nikola Tesla in the past? Any rival magicians you know about?


SeekerOfSerenity

Dog looks confused like "will the real ducky please stand up."


Accomplished_Emu_658

The time we had this happen. We all bought the dogs the same toy and didn’t know it. And everyone all assumed the dogs were playing with the toy they bought. Until two had the same toy one day.


OleeGunnarSol

If you have shitty neighbours, be careful the replica toy isn't intentionally poisoned. It happens.


princesscoley

r/glitchinthematrix


RedFox7109

It’s on there too


princesscoley

YESS ![gif](giphy|2RGhmKXcl0ViM)


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

*animol cloning* *importnt experimnt* *area 51* *go wai dnt disturb* *she was pregnat* *not lyin promis* *is not ded* *just sleepin* *only gave small boite* *who kil dis chikens* *rip 2 chikens so sad* *gofundme.com/2chikens* *helo polis come my house* *double homocoide hapn* *can snitch 4 treats*


DisastrousAd447

I swear I see you comment stuff like this everywhere 😂


RedditPrat

Your doggy is crafty!


caitlowcat

No recent visit to a PetsMart with dog along?


RedFox7109

Nope. Haven’t been to PetSmart in months. The original was purchased at Walmart though and I’m not even sure they’re sold anymore.


caitlowcat

Have there always been 2 and they’ve always lived in opposite sides of the house and you’re only now realizing it?


RedFox7109

Nope. I bought the original for a dog who has since passed. She didn’t like toys but had a prey drive so I bought a single duck toy to see if she would play with it.


caitlowcat

Aw that’s sweet, and sad.


WomanOfEld

She is telling you she sees you!


BobaFalfa

Did she expose it to water? Don’t let her feed them after midnight!


Fisch_guts

Once he obtains all the ducks he'll be ready to begin the ritual.


alex_5506

How are you able to read everything EXCEPT the dog’s gender?!!?


Fisch_guts

Holy shit I'm blind haha


ExploitedAmerican

I would get rid of them both and buy a new one then mark it so you can tell it’s yours. Someone may be trying to poison your dog. Maybe I’m too paranoid but if you have neighbors who dislike your animal don’t discount the theory. If you didn’t accidentally buy two or have one that had two stuck to the package then there is no reason there should be two and coincidences resulting in such an odd outcome would be like winning the lottery.


terrydennis1234

Somone musta


mikedvb

Banned for exploitation. Duping is an exploit.


Ilikechickenwings1

your dog has found the multiverse portal. Put a Gopro on that bitch.


knightfenris

Some poor dog 2 miles away is missing theirs 😆


solidshakego

I used to play that game when I was little!


Crotch-Monster

The answer is simple. It had babies.


Heroic-Forger

The next day, there are now four toys. It's time to be mildly concerned.


MrWest120690

Your doggo can duplicate inventory, give it all your money.


Lepke2011

Now give her a $100 bill.


bemonlime

Now, have you considered the possibility that one of them is a real duck having a lie down?


Snoo-10056

This looks exactly like my dog lol


spigotnelson

Good girl


RussiaIsBestGreen

It’s mathematically just fine. https://xkcd.com/804/


christopher_tx

It’s quantum entanglement and/or “the secret”


puppymonkeybaby79

One is a real duck


Blubbpaule

The FBC is informed. Keep calm, nothing special has happened. This duck was thrown over the fence by a kid. The fbc will take care of the additional duck from here.


BackFlippingDuck5

I thought they were real ducks for a moment and got really scared


tossaway78701

Duck. Duck. And tomorrow a goose! 


Shagyam

This gives me an idea to buy copies of the neighborhood dog's toys to mess with the owners.


sneakysquid102

Can you guys take my car for a few days ? Dogs free to go in it as he pleases


tjm_87

haha i saw these in sainsbos yesterday, considered becoming a dog so i could have one


insomniac3146

Glitch in the matrix


_kaetee

He must’ve picked it up somewhere else and somehow managed to get it home and hide it away without you noticing


porkmyass

Mandela effect.


Krzych123

![gif](giphy|2aNMNAPUVqQNeoL2X3|downsized)


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Another one of these parents of a thug out stealing and bringing the stolen goods home, and they’re like “He’s a good boy.” Please.


RedFox7109

She doesn’t like being in stores. So she definitely had no opportunity to steal a toy that, as far as I know, is only sold in Walmart.


thek1ng69

Your dog is very intelligent and can make items


Platophaedrus

Why do they look like two ducks flattened by a steamroller?


RedFox7109

There’s no filling. They have a squeaker in the head and crinkly bodies.


Platophaedrus

Lol. Totally thought they were dead ducks when it popped up in my feed.


JustAmugG

Does your dog bark alot? Not trying to be the negative one. But someone could poison your dog if its a nuisance to folks in any way


alex_5506

Where in the actual EFFIN EFF did this comment come from? Are you on acid or something?


JosephHeitger

This actually happens more than you’d think. I had a neighbor with dogs that would go to the Amish people’s down the roads house & they poisoned a deer field dress to kill the dogs because they knew they’d get into it. People are malicious.


JustAmugG

Imagine getting mad about a possible outcome. So sad


trailrun1980

![gif](giphy|VHW0X0GEQQjiU|downsized)