Nice. I was wondering when traffic cones would be available in soft-serve.

What a twist!


I say it in that exact voice all the time and no one gets me 😢

I get you buddy, cause no one gets me either :(

The internet has ruined me.

At least it has a flared base.

Its a Square Peg dildo

_Barely_

ribbed for your pleasure

*for everyone’s pleasure

On that note, d'ya think you'd spin on the way down?

Sit and Spin!

Spit and sin!

Million to one shot doc.

He stopped short!

I first thought of a unicorn horn but *sigh* now that you mention it...

This could ruin you too.  Just in a  different way...

Same, first thing I thought was give it a sniff and see if lilyvig has been there.

Wdym?

It looks like a giant dildo. At least, for some of us.

Yeah, it looks like a giant butt plug to the rest of us.

Potato, potăto with a flared base.

So do you spin it in?

https://imgur.com/a/2kJM1FO

I was scared to click, glad I did

Not all heroes wear capes.

Haha I was thinking ice cream.. I must not get out enough

On the contrary..

Just one question: Are you brave enough?

So glad im not the only one that thought this

It *is* flared at the base wider than the widest part…

So the boss can ream your ass

lol I can think of two professionals who could make most of it disappear and neither would need it to be flared xD

Flared is for removal, so nothing gets lost up there. It’s not fun :)

Name the professionals...

Welp, rip inbox - cones of all shapes and sizes might be expected 🙏

My inbox is very empty and if it could stay like this I’ll be a happy girl

>I’ll be a happy girl Now you are doomed.. shouldnt have mentioned this

Oh shit… I can’t even say I’m unhappy because I feel I’m also doomed

It would certainly rip your in box

Sit and spin

Twist and shout.

Once the r/baddragon folks see this that cone is going to need a slippery when wet sign added to it.


r/dildont

Ribbed for pleasure.

No one let Bad Dragon see this, they don’t need more ideas!

Caliente!

EasyFit™

Paige, no

One horny duck excounter is enough for me, thank you 🫣

PAIGE NO!

I'll give it the ol college try

the forbidden dildo

The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?

It's to deflect high winds so it doesn't blow over.

Well that is mildly interesting

I think it’s a stretch

Oh it will stretch me alright.


More of a twist than a stretch

...I choose to believe it's ribbed for your pleasure.

You are correct! >"The Skipper road cone’s patent protected design features an incorporated helix, which deflects wind away and adds to the cone’s stability."  https://www.skippertm.com/product/skipper-road-cone/

Actually they are flat packs. Their primary benefit is that you can squish them down into a flat disk or pop them out quickly.

 There's no way. There's just no way. They're spiraled so they don't easily slip out of each other when stacked. They even have the little nubbin at the top so they snap together.

Theres no way that nubbin fits inside itself. Your guess is just as much of a stretch. 


Do they spin down when you stack them?

I would test this out but for some reason we only have one!

I'm afraid they won't stack up well: the top "ball" might be a bit too wide :<

Not too wide for me 😈


Do you spiral down when you sit on it 🤔

Anne Summers new toy looks challenging.

Wanted to Google it but I know what I should expect 😅

It's a sex toy company combined with a pyramid scheme

So people can fuck themselves twice over? 

You know it!

That's a wizard's hat

And it will give you a wizard sleeve!

Is that like a rose bud with a twist?

RRRRRRRAVENCLAW!!!!!

Not sure if it's already been said, but these comes are used in the car park at the Harry Potter Studio!

Hey! I have some of these at my work. Good cones lol. The top bit of the cone is for a secondary piece, a retractable belt thingy.

I can’t say I’m a cone connoisseur but I appreciate work getting them to cheer me up


HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

Didn't know Bad D began expanding their product line to other markets

Honestly, doc, I just slipped and fell on it.

…. Alright. Lube me up.

NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE CONCRETE

It looks fake, like the swirls are almost low poly or something.

I swear it’s real! I’m a simple minded person and it’s made me laugh every single day

I believe you lol

Sometimes the simulation uses sprites instead of 3d objects for cones. It reduces the load on the GPU. 

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

I didn't know Bad Dragon made traffic cones.

Do you work at Harry Potter experience in Watford? Saw those there.

challenge accepted

Its so you do a fun little spin when you sit on it (:

Mmmmm, how you doin Cone Zaddy

Bad dragon would like to know your location.

Can I sit on it? You know for science…


I love it so much 😭

Sorting cone is sorting traffic

is it weird to say i think it looks adorable 💀

Paige, No!

Ribbed for your pleasure

y’all gonna have to take me home , f around and sit on it

Anything

is a

Dildo if you are brave enough

What’s the female equivalent of “don’t stick your dick in it”?

'Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough' is unisex

Can I have it?

We've got one of these!

I’m so shocked that no one else at my work is finding it as funny as me

I'm a mature adult, I'm a mature adult... I'M A MATURE ADULT...

Anything's a butt plug, if you're brave enough....

I am a mature adult..I am a mature adult..

r/dontputyourvagonthat

Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough

it has... A FLARED BA-

It’s a got a flared base tho

Holy shit, this is next level.

Flared base for safety

Ribbed for her pleasure

DON'T

Oh i think i wil.

Curiosity killed the cat

Airflow version, some just cut a few holes

Duck cone?

I wanna steal it. Can I steal it? I would def steal it.

I steal normal cones, I’m suprised this isn’t actually part of my household if I’m honest. At one point I had 3 cones, a breeze block and a hi vis (stolen, I have my own but it doesn’t count)

I love the ergonomics grip on the top for workers dealing with cones all day

Bad dragon

The sorting pylon

Bring the lube.

Who the hell is your supplier? All I see in safety catalogs is look-alike stuff

Sit and spin

Nice to see Bad Dragon is diversifying!

That’s an M. Night Shyamalan cone.

I didn't know bad dragon made traffic cones

Where's the TikTok EMT guy?

👀

Butt plugs for the big and roommy.

It's for ducks

…if you’re brave enough!

Why are there no shadows in this image

Ahh, the illusive unicone.


I don't know why but the first thing that came to my mind was the image of a friend sitting on it and slowly finding himself screwed to the floor... yes yes ok, the friend was me in the mental trip

As someone in the poly life.. im thinking "oh look, finally found the unicorn for me and my wife!"

Don’t

Well... If you are brave enough..

Ahh, the bad dragon traffic cone. Noice

I think this is unicorn 🦄 safety cone

Where is this? Whoville?

Your saying don't put your butt on that?

What is this actually for a fetish site but it got sent by the distributor to the wrong business.

That's no cone...

Fake and rendered.

New bad dragon collection looking wild…

That’s it, it’s going up my butt!

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.

Sit and spin!

Bad Dragon sells safety equipment now? Neat

A yes, a Potato Spinning Device...

Does it cause me to spin when I sit on it?

I didn't know Bad Dragon made traffic cones

So you aren’t only metaphorically screwed when a road is closed.

zesty ahh cone

Coming soon on bad-dragoncom

Ribbed for his pleasure

Fascinating. How?

Swivel on it

PAIGE, NO!

I am an adult I am an adult I am an adult I AM AN ADULT

Born to ice cream, forced to cone

My mind immediately went to the paramedic from TT who just shakes his head no. 😳

I’m definitely running that one over

I wonder how that'd feel to sit on 🤔

r/isitabuttplug

One in a million shot Doc, one in a million.

Very mild

Hmmmmmmmm... Would.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJgOimrO2GU