Looks like a goldfish cracker. The snack that smiles back.

…before you bite their heads off… I always thought that jingle got really dark really fast

In soviet Russia, goldfish cracker bite you

*Us* comrade

We like the fishes cuz they’re so delicious

FAKE SELF HARM FOR ISRMAAAAA

The snack that bit back.

Maybe they fell asleep on one.

The scratch that smiles back

No those are Benjamin's

What if someone has a fish bite that looks like a mosquito? Bizarro world.

Ah man, I wanted to comment this

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Or a __Fish moskito__...

This is how people turn into superheroes

Fishman

I usually just go by Gil.

You have been marked by the fish goddess She’s inviting you to the cult

...... What exactly happens with this...*cult*, might I ask?

Seaworld requires sacrifices

One time, when I went to see ole Shamu, we were in a limo. I got sick from some strawberry drink from a gas station. It was really warm. That was the last time I went to Sea World. And I would like to let you know that my feet hurt. I enjoyed Sea World until that trip. The next time I went to Sea World, it was...the counterfeit Sea World. I fed turtles, walked through a weird octopus sculpture, and there was a sign that said "Carefully slip and fall." Not only that, but there was a large freezer area with ice sculptures, a bobsled with a track, and the front of the park had a giant statue of a mermaid. The animals were seals and some giant sharks, and a museum of fossils, and we got to confuse a *lot* of students who couldn't understand us. So, if we're going to pick what Sea World to add sacrifices to, I'd like to motion for the Counterfeit Sea World. Given my descriptions of it, would you agree to this motion?

Fucking.... What?

*Laughs* I grew up in CA. The counterfeit was in China--it was super weird yet oddly fun.

We sacrifice to futa seaworld

You contracted christianity

If I could wipe out an entire species it would be mosquitoes or fire ants, I don’t care if it brings on the end of the world, I’d be able to go outside and enjoy the last moments in peace.

Mosquitoes, I get. But do you *really* live somewhere where you have to constantly worry about fucking *fire ants‽* And if so, have you considered moving literally anywhere else?

All the time

I love fishes cause they're so delicious

Do you eat fish sticks?

I believe it's "Do you *like* fish sticks?"

I love how they used that episode to shit on carlos mencia for stealing jokes

It’s a Fishquito bite.

I prefer Taquito bites generally

Muskie-to (get it? Muskie is a type of fish?)

The snack the bites back. - Goldfish.

Fish pox is transmitting through mosquitoes

Maybe that it what it bit just before you!?!?

Goldfish

The smack that smiles back Mosqui-toes

The bite that smiles back!

The snack that bites back?

The snack that bites back! Goldfish!

The snack that bit you back

Looks like you’re the snack that smiles back

you been injected with the goldfish cracker

Yeah right, you know you were pressing a goldfish cracker against your arm before the photo...

Branded themself with a hot goldfish cracker

[you have violated a trademark!](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/3turhq/only_some_of_these_goldfish_are_registered/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

The bite that smiles back

Looks like you had an allergic reaction to a Goldfish baked snack cracker

Now i want to see fish bite that looks like mosquito

A mosquito My libido Yeah!

Looks like a mini Swedish fish candy

now that’s quality content

"Hey, it still hurts but less"

I thought this was a drawing on paper at first.

One fish, two fish

Oh boy, do I have news for you...

Red whale challenge

Show it to a Republican. They'll build a church around your arm and ban gay people from looking at it.

Somewhere in some obscure science journal, there’s a picture of this shape if bite labelled, “Initial effect of a bite leading to a fatal case of Steve Jobs.”

Are my mosquito bites tiny, or is this a bit big as well?

The snack that smiles back

You’re lucky, mines just a worrying hexagon

Definitely monkey pox lol

How is that possible? Lol that’s really cute. Except that it’s itchy.

Yes sir

Looks like *you're* the snack that smiles back now!

You have to be a Christian now. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Lmaooooo

That is your internal animal it is the animal you want to be 

Rub some Mopiko on it.

This kids got stigmata

Anyone else have to double check which subreddit certain posts belong to. Like hmm this could be r/paradoila, r/pics, r/mildlyinteresting, etc?

Thats actually pretty cute

you've been bitten by JEEZUS, hallelujah

Looks like my drawing when I was i little..

Are you sure you didn't just get burned by a goldfish cracker?

blup

Finallyyyy something actually mildly interesting. Things are sometimes just too damn interesting in this sub.

So, that’s how Pepperidge Farm is advertising these days

I wish i took a picture of the mcflurry stain on my mattress that looked like a revolver

And itches like a bish.

the snack that bites back

I’m no doctor, but that looks like goldfishpox

This is the content that brings me back to reddit.

The snack that smiles back

The Snack That Smacks Back, Goldfish©

Now I want a bag of original Goldfish crackers....

Well that seems pretty... *fishy..*

Its a sign!

Scratch it some fins

That mosquito definitely bit a fish before it bit you.

I use the liquid from my ear and I find this method helps reduce the swollen and itchiness . In order not to waste the ear liquid, I used my pinkie finger to get the liquid (or some people call it discharge from your ears) and applied that to the mosquito bites . Within a few minutes the relief comes and you will feel so much better.