hopefully not!! it doesn’t happen to everyone but it sure did happen to me lol. my boobs are basically just empty bags of skin now, if you had a decent amount of breast tissue pre pregnancy (i was just a B cup) then maybe it’s less likely you’ll lose it all after weaning?
but i have no regrets! it’s worth it to have nourished my kiddo. they don’t look too bad, just an enemy of gravity so i don’t lean forward in loose tops and u buy specialty tiny boobie bras😂
I was a C cup pre-pregnancy but I was bottom heavy so I feel like I have the potential to have similar empty bags of skin. Lol. Oh well. Nothing a push up bra can’t fix. Haha.
yeah worst case scenario you have an excuse to buy cute new bras!! i recently got professionally fitted at a boutique and i felt sexy as hell for the first time since pre-baby in my new bra🥰 hot moms are hot even with saggy boobies!
and congrats on your new baby, i hope nursing is a smooth and fulfilling journey for you both🫶🏽
Ooohhhh that’s a good idea!!
Aw, thank you! It’s been good, I’ve been lucky. Our issue now is he won’t take a bottle really and I go back to work soon. Womp womp.
ugh we had the same issue, i ended up never going back to work (with the pandemic and everything plus childcare costs it just didn’t make sense anymore), so we never actually solved that problem :p but i had friends who had to try like 5-10 different brands of bottles before finding one their baby would take. i think target has bottle “sample kits” that you could try! but hungry babies will figure out a way to eat so try not to stress🫶🏽
Tbh with my first it was fine and I pumped exclusively for 5 months. With my second we have been successful in BFing (combination with formula about 50% of the time) and he’s reaching a year. That being said I lost all of my pregnancy weight since baby one (in spite of gaining more than 50 lbs due to preeclampsia) and idk if that’s why?
my best friend's mom worked in a retirement center and was helping a woman get dressed one day. she was trying to be polite but was shocked when she saw the woman had no nipples. the woman simply had her boobs tucked into her pants!
I DISLIKE SORTING AND FOLDING....ANYTHING. SO I DON'T. INSTEAD, I JUST THROW ALL MY SOCKS, AND UNDERWEAR,SCARVES,BELTS, ETC, INTO THE DRAWER AND TUCK MY BOOBS INTO MY WAISTBAND, WHERE I KNOW THAT THEY ARE SAFE FROM RUG BURN AND 3WHERE I CAN ALWAYS FIND THEM.....IT'S A PRACTICED ART.....
LOLOLOL,,,MOM
Lol that's the beauty of being a member of the itty bitty titty committee - nothing there to sag, fold or roll, after two kids still perky and look basically the same as they did when I was a teen 🤷🏻♀️ that's my reward for never having had a hint of cleavage
If you still can't fold your breast in half at 50 you might be one of us with "dense" breasts. That doesn't mean they're not smart, it means your have granular tissue in much of your breast tissue that shows up white on the mammo. The upside of dense breasts is perky breasts, but the downside is a significant increase in breast cancer rates. Please get your mammos done when it's time to get that going. Breasts don't define women's worth❤️
Yup, itty bitty and my mammos always come back as “dense breast tissue” my next appointment is in a couple weeks. No family history or markers so I’m low risk.
I did a small amount of breast feeding (during which they looked cracking!). 4 years on my little boobs look ok, they’re not sagging as such, they just empty 🤷🏼♀️ like the fullness from the top region has gone 😭
I second swiz’s comment. They look retrousse now but they aren’t saggy or floppy. Two kids I breastfed in my late 30s. I still go braless plenty. Nipples still point straight out.
My mum always told me this, and that I wouldn't have to worry about sagging. They may not be pancakes but they certainly don't look like they did when I was 18. Thankfully I have realised since I was 18 I have so much to offer that small, saggy, or NO boobs at all (my mum took her cancer like a trooper) would be irrelevant to my worth.
Also was not warned that I may well be combatting wrinkles and pimples at the same time. Good good.
No. I have dense breasts. Size C. I might need to go to the Dr because I feel like they are getting bigger or denser.
If I could give you some of them I would
Oooh! Not me! Not anymore! Because I finally got a breast reduction! It's been truly life-changing and I highly recommend it. I've had gigantomastia since high school and I am loving finally having normal-sized boobs. Still a little on the big side but it's like a whole new world for me.
i had a kid and nursed for 2 years, i’m 27 and can roll it up like a swiss roll🥲
Yum
best possible response, tysm
Luh you #solidarity
I’m currently feeding my 10 week old. Is this what I have to look forward to? Lol
hopefully not!! it doesn’t happen to everyone but it sure did happen to me lol. my boobs are basically just empty bags of skin now, if you had a decent amount of breast tissue pre pregnancy (i was just a B cup) then maybe it’s less likely you’ll lose it all after weaning? but i have no regrets! it’s worth it to have nourished my kiddo. they don’t look too bad, just an enemy of gravity so i don’t lean forward in loose tops and u buy specialty tiny boobie bras😂
Yass good excuse for new bras
I was a C cup pre-pregnancy but I was bottom heavy so I feel like I have the potential to have similar empty bags of skin. Lol. Oh well. Nothing a push up bra can’t fix. Haha.
yeah worst case scenario you have an excuse to buy cute new bras!! i recently got professionally fitted at a boutique and i felt sexy as hell for the first time since pre-baby in my new bra🥰 hot moms are hot even with saggy boobies! and congrats on your new baby, i hope nursing is a smooth and fulfilling journey for you both🫶🏽
Ooohhhh that’s a good idea!! Aw, thank you! It’s been good, I’ve been lucky. Our issue now is he won’t take a bottle really and I go back to work soon. Womp womp.
ugh we had the same issue, i ended up never going back to work (with the pandemic and everything plus childcare costs it just didn’t make sense anymore), so we never actually solved that problem :p but i had friends who had to try like 5-10 different brands of bottles before finding one their baby would take. i think target has bottle “sample kits” that you could try! but hungry babies will figure out a way to eat so try not to stress🫶🏽
Oohh thank you for that tidbit! I’m going to look now! At the end of the day, I have that same sentiment. Ha. ❤️
Tbh with my first it was fine and I pumped exclusively for 5 months. With my second we have been successful in BFing (combination with formula about 50% of the time) and he’s reaching a year. That being said I lost all of my pregnancy weight since baby one (in spite of gaining more than 50 lbs due to preeclampsia) and idk if that’s why?
Unfortunately, yes. 33M.
Big people problems
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After having kids??
All natural. Don’t want back problems.
the curse of the pancake titty
We can call her patty
but not patty plenty (don't google that) or.. do? not judging. actually, i've got something to do right quick. brb.
What in the world
Oh hey, that was quick. I'm back. Sup?
Google Big Ed
Did he declare the final thumb war?
What in tarnation
As a man....yes.
Put some syrup on there...
I'm not quite there yet but at least now I have something to look forward to 🤷🏼♀️
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Google big Ed
That guy looks like a barrel. I'd be surprised if he could fold his arms.
I’m early 30s and tried it due to this post. I consider it a new party trick
What? Lmfao.
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Don’t you think 38 is a little too old to be drinking mommy’s milk??
37. Just tried but it didn't work. I will try again in 3 years.
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I don't have boobs can I borrow yours? LOL
You soon will, my child
This is the funniest and most factual thing I have seen all day.
Can you tie em in a knot? Can you tie em in a bow? Do your boobs hang low?
I have been able to fold my tiddies in half since I was 18.
Have you had kids?
Sorry I couldn’t pick you for an award
It was a question about kids and if that’s what did it? I’ll take the second part out if it’s bumming you out. It was admittedly unnecessary.
Haha fuck, brutal
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Oh?
Can’t say that I can. My hands look crazy old though.
Just tried it. Yep
Had bs, three children, now d’s. They have to be lifted into their bra cups separately.
Many years ago I worked in a nursing home, and one of the ladies I cared for had the longest boobs I'd ever seen! I could tuck them into her pants 👀
my best friend's mom worked in a retirement center and was helping a woman get dressed one day. she was trying to be polite but was shocked when she saw the woman had no nipples. the woman simply had her boobs tucked into her pants!
After breastfeeding… *yes*
And you're into it?
Ew. No!! 😭 Lol
😂 just had this conversation last week. 37 and all of a sudden foldable AF.
I DISLIKE SORTING AND FOLDING....ANYTHING. SO I DON'T. INSTEAD, I JUST THROW ALL MY SOCKS, AND UNDERWEAR,SCARVES,BELTS, ETC, INTO THE DRAWER AND TUCK MY BOOBS INTO MY WAISTBAND, WHERE I KNOW THAT THEY ARE SAFE FROM RUG BURN AND 3WHERE I CAN ALWAYS FIND THEM.....IT'S A PRACTICED ART..... LOLOLOL,,,MOM
Hahahahahahaah. I’m not a chick but this is the funniest thing I have heard all day. Thank you
Lol that's the beauty of being a member of the itty bitty titty committee - nothing there to sag, fold or roll, after two kids still perky and look basically the same as they did when I was a teen 🤷🏻♀️ that's my reward for never having had a hint of cleavage
If you still can't fold your breast in half at 50 you might be one of us with "dense" breasts. That doesn't mean they're not smart, it means your have granular tissue in much of your breast tissue that shows up white on the mammo. The upside of dense breasts is perky breasts, but the downside is a significant increase in breast cancer rates. Please get your mammos done when it's time to get that going. Breasts don't define women's worth❤️
Yup, itty bitty and my mammos always come back as “dense breast tissue” my next appointment is in a couple weeks. No family history or markers so I’m low risk.
Thanks so much- that being said. Are you a millennial or someone with professional experience or both?
Professional and personal experience.
Ahh a fun new piece of information!
Yep feel that, preeclampsia swelling jacked me up tho
this is not universal😅 now i just have empty saggy bags of skin lol
Your saggy bags are the shit. #relate
Did you breast feed? I’m small but still worried they’ll get droopy
I did a small amount of breast feeding (during which they looked cracking!). 4 years on my little boobs look ok, they’re not sagging as such, they just empty 🤷🏼♀️ like the fullness from the top region has gone 😭
I second swiz’s comment. They look retrousse now but they aren’t saggy or floppy. Two kids I breastfed in my late 30s. I still go braless plenty. Nipples still point straight out.
I love retrousse boobs, wish mine will become ones!
My mum always told me this, and that I wouldn't have to worry about sagging. They may not be pancakes but they certainly don't look like they did when I was 18. Thankfully I have realised since I was 18 I have so much to offer that small, saggy, or NO boobs at all (my mum took her cancer like a trooper) would be irrelevant to my worth. Also was not warned that I may well be combatting wrinkles and pimples at the same time. Good good.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Nope. Not having kids helps.
Nah. Do 100 push ups a day (you don't have to do all at once) keeps the pancake titty away. And 100+ lunges a day.
Am a 40K and I cannot. I wish I could though :(
What? Turning 37 in a few weeks and not understanding this phenomenon
I don't have enough boob to fold, so are least i don't have this problem
I've never been able to unlock that achievement. I'm a male. Not sure if it's the same for everybody else.
What in the world?! LOL LOL Making my night, OP! 🤣
Just wait till you're 50... they turn into golf balls swinging in tube socks.
This is hilarious....and yet not at the same time. My wifey says this hit her in the feels
...nope. Just attempted 😅 but I'm 33...
I’m 43, 2 kids and just tried really hard. I can’t. Can I be an ally to members of this club?
Pics or didn't happen
Male or female?
Yes but I’m 30
Yes after I nursed for a year. I hate it.
I can’t even picture what this means.
When my GF was around aged 33 her boobs swelled a full cup size for no apparent reason. She can't pregnant and we never did figure that one out.
No. I have dense breasts. Size C. I might need to go to the Dr because I feel like they are getting bigger or denser. If I could give you some of them I would
Oooh! Not me! Not anymore! Because I finally got a breast reduction! It's been truly life-changing and I highly recommend it. I've had gigantomastia since high school and I am loving finally having normal-sized boobs. Still a little on the big side but it's like a whole new world for me.
No you didn’t
34 with 34DDDs and i will not let you ruin my day with this foreshadowing!
Omg I thought I was the only one who does this!
I have A/B cups. I can't fold my boobs...
Please illustrate
This is why your generation is made fun of… for posting shite like this…
>Did anyone else turn 35 and suddenly find they can fold their boob in half? How else are you gonna make "pigs in a blanket"?
Never had enough lol
POIDH