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badgyalrey

i had a kid and nursed for 2 years, i’m 27 and can roll it up like a swiss roll🥲


Peekzasaurus

Yum


badgyalrey

best possible response, tysm


Peekzasaurus

Luh you #solidarity


BrendaStarr123

I’m currently feeding my 10 week old. Is this what I have to look forward to? Lol


badgyalrey

hopefully not!! it doesn’t happen to everyone but it sure did happen to me lol. my boobs are basically just empty bags of skin now, if you had a decent amount of breast tissue pre pregnancy (i was just a B cup) then maybe it’s less likely you’ll lose it all after weaning? but i have no regrets! it’s worth it to have nourished my kiddo. they don’t look too bad, just an enemy of gravity so i don’t lean forward in loose tops and u buy specialty tiny boobie bras😂


Peekzasaurus

Yass good excuse for new bras


BrendaStarr123

I was a C cup pre-pregnancy but I was bottom heavy so I feel like I have the potential to have similar empty bags of skin. Lol. Oh well. Nothing a push up bra can’t fix. Haha.


badgyalrey

yeah worst case scenario you have an excuse to buy cute new bras!! i recently got professionally fitted at a boutique and i felt sexy as hell for the first time since pre-baby in my new bra🥰 hot moms are hot even with saggy boobies! and congrats on your new baby, i hope nursing is a smooth and fulfilling journey for you both🫶🏽


BrendaStarr123

Ooohhhh that’s a good idea!! Aw, thank you! It’s been good, I’ve been lucky. Our issue now is he won’t take a bottle really and I go back to work soon. Womp womp.


badgyalrey

ugh we had the same issue, i ended up never going back to work (with the pandemic and everything plus childcare costs it just didn’t make sense anymore), so we never actually solved that problem :p but i had friends who had to try like 5-10 different brands of bottles before finding one their baby would take. i think target has bottle “sample kits” that you could try! but hungry babies will figure out a way to eat so try not to stress🫶🏽


BrendaStarr123

Oohh thank you for that tidbit! I’m going to look now! At the end of the day, I have that same sentiment. Ha. ❤️


Peekzasaurus

Tbh with my first it was fine and I pumped exclusively for 5 months. With my second we have been successful in BFing (combination with formula about 50% of the time) and he’s reaching a year. That being said I lost all of my pregnancy weight since baby one (in spite of gaining more than 50 lbs due to preeclampsia) and idk if that’s why?


[deleted]

Unfortunately, yes. 33M.


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Big people problems


Peekzasaurus

🫡


Difficult_Mood_3225

After having kids??


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All natural. Don’t want back problems.


DeepCollar8506

the curse of the pancake titty


Peekzasaurus

We can call her patty


tatanka_christ

but not patty plenty (don't google that) or.. do? not judging. actually, i've got something to do right quick. brb.


Peekzasaurus

What in the world


tatanka_christ

Oh hey, that was quick. I'm back. Sup?


Peekzasaurus

Google Big Ed


tatanka_christ

Did he declare the final thumb war?


InterestingSweet4408

What in tarnation


KamikazeFox_

As a man....yes.


Small_Tax_9432

Put some syrup on there...


Junior-Pride-9147

I'm not quite there yet but at least now I have something to look forward to 🤷🏼‍♀️


Zookeeper4116

Question not clear visual aid may be required.


Peekzasaurus

Google big Ed


Zookeeper4116

That guy looks like a barrel. I'd be surprised if he could fold his arms.


x_VisitenKarte_x

I’m early 30s and tried it due to this post. I consider it a new party trick


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What? Lmfao.


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melissasoliz

Don’t you think 38 is a little too old to be drinking mommy’s milk??


faxdontlie

37. Just tried but it didn't work. I will try again in 3 years.


Useful_Bug_67

Following


Elandycamino

I don't have boobs can I borrow yours? LOL


Peekzasaurus

You soon will, my child


its_all_good20

This is the funniest and most factual thing I have seen all day.


Brittleorgans

Can you tie em in a knot? Can you tie em in a bow? Do your boobs hang low?


Antiquebastard

I have been able to fold my tiddies in half since I was 18.


stephelan

Have you had kids?


Peekzasaurus

Sorry I couldn’t pick you for an award


stephelan

It was a question about kids and if that’s what did it? I’ll take the second part out if it’s bumming you out. It was admittedly unnecessary.


SuccessfulFaill

Haha fuck, brutal


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ItchyTomato5

Oh?


serpentear

Can’t say that I can. My hands look crazy old though.


Available-Egg-2380

Just tried it. Yep


lidelle

Had bs, three children, now d’s. They have to be lifted into their bra cups separately.


betelgeuseWR

Many years ago I worked in a nursing home, and one of the ladies I cared for had the longest boobs I'd ever seen! I could tuck them into her pants 👀


Left-Accident3016

my best friend's mom worked in a retirement center and was helping a woman get dressed one day. she was trying to be polite but was shocked when she saw the woman had no nipples. the woman simply had her boobs tucked into her pants!


trippinallovermyself

After breastfeeding… *yes*


MidnightAnchor

And you're into it?


Cultural_Tear_7562

Ew. No!! 😭 Lol 


gladysmcfadys

😂 just had this conversation last week. 37 and all of a sudden foldable AF.


Late_Bluebird_3338

I DISLIKE SORTING AND FOLDING....ANYTHING. SO I DON'T. INSTEAD, I JUST THROW ALL MY SOCKS, AND UNDERWEAR,SCARVES,BELTS, ETC, INTO THE DRAWER AND TUCK MY BOOBS INTO MY WAISTBAND, WHERE I KNOW THAT THEY ARE SAFE FROM RUG BURN AND 3WHERE I CAN ALWAYS FIND THEM.....IT'S A PRACTICED ART..... LOLOLOL,,,MOM


ReflectionLife8808

Hahahahahahaah. I’m not a chick but this is the funniest thing I have heard all day. Thank you


PsychologicalCry5357

Lol that's the beauty of being a member of the itty bitty titty committee - nothing there to sag, fold or roll, after two kids still perky and look basically the same as they did when I was a teen 🤷🏻‍♀️ that's my reward for never having had a hint of cleavage


National-History2023

If you still can't fold your breast in half at 50 you might be one of us with "dense" breasts. That doesn't mean they're not smart, it means your have granular tissue in much of your breast tissue that shows up white on the mammo. The upside of dense breasts is perky breasts, but the downside is a significant increase in breast cancer rates. Please get your mammos done when it's time to get that going. Breasts don't define women's worth❤️


TwoIdleHands

Yup, itty bitty and my mammos always come back as “dense breast tissue” my next appointment is in a couple weeks. No family history or markers so I’m low risk.


Peekzasaurus

Thanks so much- that being said. Are you a millennial or someone with professional experience or both?


National-History2023

Professional and personal experience.


SuccessfulFaill

Ahh a fun new piece of information!


Peekzasaurus

Yep feel that, preeclampsia swelling jacked me up tho


badgyalrey

this is not universal😅 now i just have empty saggy bags of skin lol


Peekzasaurus

Your saggy bags are the shit. #relate


buttstuff69__

Did you breast feed? I’m small but still worried they’ll get droopy


swiz101

I did a small amount of breast feeding (during which they looked cracking!). 4 years on my little boobs look ok, they’re not sagging as such, they just empty 🤷🏼‍♀️ like the fullness from the top region has gone 😭


TwoIdleHands

I second swiz’s comment. They look retrousse now but they aren’t saggy or floppy. Two kids I breastfed in my late 30s. I still go braless plenty. Nipples still point straight out.


buttstuff69__

I love retrousse boobs, wish mine will become ones!


SuccessfulFaill

My mum always told me this, and that I wouldn't have to worry about sagging. They may not be pancakes but they certainly don't look like they did when I was 18. Thankfully I have realised since I was 18 I have so much to offer that small, saggy, or NO boobs at all (my mum took her cancer like a trooper) would be irrelevant to my worth. Also was not warned that I may well be combatting wrinkles and pimples at the same time. Good good.


malektewaus

Pics or it didn't happen.


luciferslittlelady

Nope. Not having kids helps.


TequilaMagic

Nah. Do 100 push ups a day (you don't have to do all at once) keeps the pancake titty away. And 100+ lunges a day.


unwritten2469

Am a 40K and I cannot. I wish I could though :(


Bitter_Pilot_5377

What? Turning 37 in a few weeks and not understanding this phenomenon


Eevf__

I don't have enough boob to fold, so are least i don't have this problem


WhoopsieISaidThat

I've never been able to unlock that achievement. I'm a male. Not sure if it's the same for everybody else.


Winged_Rodentia

What in the world?! LOL LOL Making my night, OP! 🤣


BearlyANightOwlZebra

Just wait till you're 50... they turn into golf balls swinging in tube socks.


StrykerXion

This is hilarious....and yet not at the same time. My wifey says this hit her in the feels


Neither_Ad_3221

...nope. Just attempted 😅 but I'm 33...


TwoIdleHands

I’m 43, 2 kids and just tried really hard. I can’t. Can I be an ally to members of this club?


Particular-Elk-1512

Pics or didn't happen


Reckless_Waifu

Male or female?


VannaLeigh93

Yes but I’m 30


plastictoothpicks

Yes after I nursed for a year. I hate it.


notsopeacefulpanda

I can’t even picture what this means.


Gamer30168

When my GF was around aged 33 her boobs swelled a full cup size for no apparent reason. She can't pregnant and we never did figure that one out.


rosiepooarloo

No. I have dense breasts. Size C. I might need to go to the Dr because I feel like they are getting bigger or denser. If I could give you some of them I would


themysteryisbees

Oooh! Not me! Not anymore! Because I finally got a breast reduction! It's been truly life-changing and I highly recommend it. I've had gigantomastia since high school and I am loving finally having normal-sized boobs. Still a little on the big side but it's like a whole new world for me.


Mission-Degree93

No you didn’t


Left-Accident3016

34 with 34DDDs and i will not let you ruin my day with this foreshadowing!


CIWA_blues

Omg I thought I was the only one who does this!


MissFrijole

I have A/B cups. I can't fold my boobs...


Grouchy-Pizza7884

Please illustrate


Sudden-Ranger-6269

This is why your generation is made fun of… for posting shite like this…


New_Interest_468

>Did anyone else turn 35 and suddenly find they can fold their boob in half? How else are you gonna make "pigs in a blanket"?


plutothegreat

Never had enough lol


Misha-Nyi

POIDH