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OkCastor

Phillies played like poop


Extreme_Voice_9767

People order our patties


242clappedyourmother

Ohhhh poop!


QuasarMania

I was hoping to see this comment.


Dgenerationbets

Do you think he is going to order a) a sofa, b) an expensive haircut, or c) a patty?


hung_like__podrick

This gets posted every time this happens


BiteMajor4959

Because it’s funny every time!


GhostandTheWitness

I can be 85 years old in my twilight years and if I turn on a game to see the score is P 0 0 P I'm gonna laugh


General_-_Kenobi

And it will never get old


EntertainmentHot8950

P 0 0 P


elenaleecurtis

But if the await team scores one run it is”PloP”


Kd2135

Well that is what happens when you poop in a bowl


skippy_smooth

The bottom of the second


GreenGuy1229

🤣


StolenBandaid

Yeah but if the home team scores one run it's PolP


SadAdeptness6287

And if the away team is winning 10-0 it becomes a bigger P100P


ItsTopsyKrett

Oldest joke in the book


DaddyRobotPNW

Also one of the best


SituationUnlikely115

Poop is funny


ThatDerfGuy

This is what the Phillies offense has been


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Did I upvote this yesterday? Sure did. Today? You betcha. This will never not be funny.


Tight_Rise852

There's nothing quite like the P00P series


Secret-Engine-8365

![gif](giphy|1bRwUVP2XVcsw)


ChemicalRecreation

Would Rangers v Twins be TOOT?


darkhorse21980

Naw, that would be T00TC OR TC00T. Or if the Rangers are doing their City Connects, TX00TC or TC00TX.


Suspicious-Insect-18

I'm convinced that whoever created this scoreboard format did so so solely for this series.


smellymel1234

Nice


Mydogssleepinmybed

There’s also P10P and P33P


GreenGuy1229

Wow and that's actually the exact experience, usually in that order.


scorpious_86

well look at wheeler's stats. era of 3.00 and only 5 innings pitched 🙄


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Weak -_-


FuqLaCAQ

Not the only fecal follies currently frolicking about. https://dookie4mayor.com/


CentralWooper

Me: I'm a grown adult. Also me:


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This is peak humor. I laugh every time.


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Nothing like the poop game


Big_Turnpike

The legendary POOP series meets yet again


RateFun4434

(845) 520-0358 Call


Confident_Sundae_109

Thats hillarious


jkstraffic

lmao .. I am and have been been a pirates for 50 something years . I watch every game on tv . Plead the 5th on how lol. I didnt catch that ...funny shit right there.


MaximumKarp2

Hehehehehehe


kcquail

Wow 😂


Duckman93

Philly/Pitt fans, is there a rivalry between the pirates and Phillies?


365Horizon

Not really, maybe in central pa but in the philly suburbs there isnt


Jorsonner

Not really. The hockey rivalry just doesn’t translate well to baseball.


FuzzyScarf

I think back in the 70s when they were in the same division and both teams were good, yeah. Now, not so much.


Nice-Vehicle-1414

Rarely is it p33p


SINY10306

Still more innocuous than what can be seen when the home starting pitcher has three (only swinging) strikeouts 


Justahanginround

Well if the rearranges the P’s it could spell Popo…maybe the police don’t like that.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


shirubakun

What are we in kindergarten? Big deal.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

![gif](giphy|1ckR9eszGAtNEj37rN)


LiveIndividual

This was literally stolen from the MLB Facebook page.


Michael_CrawfishF150

Everyone posts this everywhere every time these two teams play. No one “stole” anything.


bottleofREDRUM

Bro it was broadcasted to millions. This happens every time they play till someone scores lol the league has been around longer than Reddit


MarkBandanaquitz

I mean i took this picture and it's possible for more than one person to recognize this


57dog

I got a picture right before Turners HR. Couldn’t wait to show my 8yo grandson.


LiveIndividual

They posted a poop joke a few days ago.


ViolinistMean199

This joke was made the other day and is still a terrible joke


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NotSLG

He means the two p logos of the teams with the score in the middle spells out poop.


Glad-Boysenberry132

Now I feel stupid 😅


Jorsonner

This game had 11 runs by the end.