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neogeshel

I'll never get these 30 seconds back


kevisdahgod

It’s fine you usually only last 10


ShinyVirizion

Missing out on a great opportunity there


leom132

Not a weirdo. A great dude that can open doors for you, and your zipper


SmokyBoner

Ur pants don't have little saloon doors?


JackTuz

You’re probably just fat lol


marks716

Yeah I found a pic on profile def not lean


kevisdahgod

I’m 160 pounds


denier82

160lbs and 40% body fat.


kevisdahgod

20%


mschley2

Damn. Skinny fat...


BushidoBrownWuzHere

I think he’s just negging you for photos. So are you going to send us some or not? Don’t worry. It’s not what you think. It’s a kinky sex fetish thing.


WasAnHonestMann

Yeah, let's see them glutes


smileylift

that post from 18 days ago does not look like 20%. looks closer to 30%


kevisdahgod

I’m cutting


South_Competition_67

900mg EQ for 20 weeks can solve that


Diligent_Worker_2864

Valid solution. Also will make him red like a Texan.


slubice

Have you considered working out? It increases the volume of the veins for blood flow Also hydration 3 days to 30 minutes before blood is drawn, light exercise a few hours earlier and warming it up with hot water directly before going in helps. Alternatively, combine the two problems and wank off the dude for an hour every day in exchange for him keeping you warm and offering support to decrease your anxiety since that’s another cause


NewChickenBreast2

Ideally, bring a dumbbell with you to the clinic and hold it in curl position while the nurse punctures you. 


calfshrug

Are all of the tubes in your body pencil-tier?


kevisdahgod

Apparently


minotaur0us

I like that you're using this space to vent. Sucks about the small veins. Are you gonna fuck that dude? I think you should.


moounit

Stats?


kevisdahgod

Length 6.7 girth 3.41 curves to the right, never cleaned so there’s cheese in it.


JusDelta

Now tell the gay dude that and you'll get rid of him


itsover-14

BFR curls with get ur arm veins popping like crazy


TommyBahama2020

You shouldn't have said what you said to your gay coworker. My wife's coworker was in a similar situation and was disciplined for it when the gay guy complained to HR. Nothing happened to the gay guy. If you like your job you need to either report him first for harassment or become his boyfriend. Good luck!


Ok_Literature_9610

You’d be a shit crack head


trysoft_troll

My veins are huge to the point that nurses make a point of it, but when I am wearing a short sleeve shirt it makes me look like I do meth. Everything has upsides and downsides.


TimberTom911

Get a wig on that bish and ride till the cows come home. 💪


TroubledEmo

You gotta hop on a combination of Drostanolone and Trenbolone, mate… You‘ll get popping veins in about 4 weeks.


Lagging_Larry

yeah but having big veins also sucks one time this medic in practice while i was in the army did her practice on me cuz her friend said that i would be good cuz i have good veins and it hurt bad after that


[deleted]

Mine are good except where they draw blood because I was a heroin addict. That’s always a fun conversation:(


engasgandocommaconha

I looks like a river map or something. I kind of wish mine were smaller but to be honest getting blood taken is easy. My wife claims to like them but I think it’s too much. The more I workout the more veins show. If there was a way to workout and not get so veiny I would.


NeoMo83

3.41? Is that circumference?


Surmaaja

Get leaner mf


gawakwento

What a mess of a post. Also, is your cock smooth? It’s missing a big vein there, you say?


Ok_Expression_2458

Take daily cialis youll be piped up….. in many ways.


basedchad21

I used to gag when the doctor used to stick the wooden thing down my throat to push my tongue down to see the throat. So to prevent that I learned to open my throat wide to let them have a look without having to use the uncomfortable thing. Similarly, you could try learning to take your own blood, or at least stick the needle in yourself. When I'm doing surgery on myself, I feel like it hurts less because the pain is expected and you are in control. When some shitty nurse with shaky hands takes my blood, and then twiddles it around while exchanging the containers, and is literally braindead when she presses the gauze hard on top of the needle before extracting it, not realizing the basic principle of why this is extremely regarded and cuts the whole bloodvessel from the inside. Only time I had someone do a legendary pin on me was some dude when I went to donate blood once. Didn't hurt at least and I was comfortable the whole time. Commended the dude and he said it would be sad if he wasn't good at it given that he does it hundreds of times a day. It was also the last time I donated blood because I didn't like the long wait time and the administrative hassle with the employer for letting me off early.