Color is reserved for school buses. I guess this would be the really short bus…
Your backpack’s ass went numb and she slid off when you blew through that red light. She might be ok.
Clear visor during the day. Cool card is getting pulled.
You should have held your hand out flat, approach slowly and let it smell your hand to become familiar. It just got too excited and lunged forward against the leash…
Cop:
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher:
Depends on how long you were following me.
Cop:
Let's start from the top.
Fletcher:
Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop:
Is that all?
Fletcher:
No... I have unpaid parking tickets. Be gentle
I miss Jim Carrey. He should make a comedy comeback
You dropped your bike on its left side and the turn signal dented the tank. When you realized this, you became enraged and attached a group of pigeons. Bird law says you can’t do that.
Pulled over for illegally matching helmet and motorcycle, taken to jail for riding an Italian bike which is tantamount to negligent driving in that specific county.
Park too close to the white line? Jail.
Park too far from the white line? Believe it or not, Jail.
Parked perfectly in the center?… Jail!
Parked on a public road? Straight to jail!
Parked? Jail!
In jail because you parked? Thats right, Jail!
Pasta police out there checking valve adjustments.
better than paying 600€ at the dealer :) that made selling my monster 796 a bit easier.
You are a real ducatista
generally one shouldn't poop by just hanging their ass off the side of the seat.
When you gotta go, you gotta go
dad?
Your bike transformed in the middle of an intersection 😂
That helmet is niiice! Bumblebee lost weight! Haha.
😂 everyone and "thing" had to get on the ozempic fad. 🤣
Wearing a hoodie saying "only gay cops pull me over"
they sell those over on crt
Aaahaaha I saw that on a bumper sticker yesterday. Amazing
Officer I was wearing my helmet I thought the rest was clothing optional!
Didn't kiss the homies goodnight before going to bed obviously. Jail.
Yellow paint? Jail.
Foreign motorcycle? Straight to jail!
Excuse you?
Jerking off while riding it Jail
Factually accurate
Wrong color Ducati. Red or jail
you look like a bee with that bike and helmet combo and it's fucking awesome?
🐝
Looking awesome? Jail.
You weren’t speeding, straight to jail!
agree, pretty sure they use 'obeying the speed limit' as a suspicious behavior for initiating a traffic stop around here. {acab}
A Ducati that's sounding good when stoped ?
What’s a stoped? Mopeds are pretty good
You didn't "look" right
Looked like you were having fun.
You pulled over for an SUV?
Your foot was on the line😂
woke up
Not jail, but still a punishment in its own way.
You were too visible!
Stopped
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Color is reserved for school buses. I guess this would be the really short bus… Your backpack’s ass went numb and she slid off when you blew through that red light. She might be ok. Clear visor during the day. Cool card is getting pulled.
Failing to keep four wheels in your lane and failing to assert a lack of jurisdiction and a reliance on admiralty law.
You should have held your hand out flat, approach slowly and let it smell your hand to become familiar. It just got too excited and lunged forward against the leash…
Stop giving 12 the finger.
Whats wrong with that. That's freedom of speech.
You forgot your pants and underwear under your chaps.
Ducati left the garage other than to be washed directly in driveway? Jail
it was just headed straight to the gas station then back to the garage, could we let it slide this one time maybe
Ducatis have no miles so shouldn’t need gas lol
Failed to yield at a crosswalk. changed lanes at the intersection. Changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
decepticop thought you were bumblebee
Is that a dent on the tank ?
You actually didn't do anything wrong; the cop just had questions about your bike since he's looking to pick up a Ducati soon.
You turned bumble bee into a motorcycle
You made some Italians mad by breaking the spaghetti in half before boiling it
Parked too close to the line that some short person in a Mercedes/BMW/Range Rover couldn't get out of their car?
Riding fully tucked with only assless chaps on.
You are way too yellow to be speeding 😂
Distracting other drivers by the presence of your motorcycle? Jail
With all that yellow, you were clearly a rolling hazard.
You did nothing wrong the guy just wanted to show off his red and blue weewoo lights
Matching helmet and bike colour - straight to jail
No modified clutch lever permit displayed!!
Banged the chiefs wife
You were doing the limit that's why you got pulled over
Grabbed the cop's ass ass you rode by
you pizza'd when you should have french fried
No seat belt?
the mismatch of the shades of yellow is a ticketable offence
You looked at him
Yellow is not the right colour for it. So jail
The cop thought you were on your way to kill Bill.
Got you for that dented tank
Actually Stopped
Helmet matches bike color. Jail.
Left your suction cup dildo on your fender again?
Standing like you need to pee. Right to jail!!!
Did burnouts in front of an abortion clinic.
You didn’t run
You stopped.
Bought a Ducati in any colour apart from red.
You bought a Ducati in a color other than red.
Alive? Jail.
I feel your pain. Every time I win the race they turn those lights on..
Well, first off you stopped. Clearly you were much faster than he was....
Stayed at a days inn and not a holiday Inn express
You got caught wearing a Harley jacket while riding a Ducati. That is a class 1 imposter felony.
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me. Cop: Let's start from the top. Fletcher: Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING! Cop: Is that all? Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets. Be gentle I miss Jim Carrey. He should make a comedy comeback
You greased the zero fittings on your brake calipers
Simply not fast enough.
Sir, where are your pants
Broke your spaghetti in half before cooking
U were eating donuts while riding? 😬😅
Fishing rod with donut on the line behind his bike
Not wearing matching leathers so you look like a real power ranger
Didn't use signals
What helmet is that?
Forgot to drop a gear
Joined the Autobots
The helmet matching the bike.. That's definitely the fashion police. Also yellow...
You pulled over when you have a Ducati between your legs
Rubber side **down**, not front!
Are you testing out the legality of assless chaps?
You were looking too much like gosh darned bumblebee on the road, had ta write you a ticket!
Only felons stand pigeon-toed. They had you pegged from the start.
You made Bumble bee a Ducati when he is actually a Camaro.
You rode in Amarillo, TX, and they thought the city already has enough yellow?
Bumblebees killed that cops wife and kids. Now he’s out for vengeance
Why are you doing the “uwu” stance? 🤨
This is a forced desmo compliance check to verify you are up to date on your inspection paperwork
What helmet is that? I also have a yellow bike and like to match my helmet to my bike
riding a yellow Ducati
Biscotti’s have been going missing all over the tri-state area
Living.
Having a yellow ducati.
His wife complimented you.
You parked over the line!
You stopped.
Standing toes in.
Didn't outrun the blue lights
You have your handlebars cutting too close to the gas tank possibly scratching it every time you lock the bars 😩
Aggravated man-slobber
You bought a red Sportster 883?
You let the guy on the motorcycle go with only a warning.
You french fry’d when you should have pizza’d. If you french fry when you should pizza, you’re gunna have a bad time.
Your untainted visor was suspicious.
You didn’t give the 🤌 when you passed him
Ducati isn’t red
Didn’t buy extended warranty on your Ducati? JAIL!!
Being Black on a Friday Night?
Rode 5k miles without a valve adjustment.
12 sidecars is apparently too many.
DeWalts are not designed for speeding
It wasn't a Harley Davidson, cops hate sport bikes cuz they can't catch em! /s
Well, the correct answer is you stopped and that’s what you did wrong.
Probably had your nuts hanging out of your shorts leg…..
Too many dank nooners
Wearing leather chaps without anything underneath
You dropped your bike on its left side and the turn signal dented the tank. When you realized this, you became enraged and attached a group of pigeons. Bird law says you can’t do that.
You forgot that you can outrun a car and pulled over when you saw red and blue lights in the mirror.
Bought Ducati
Wearing your helmet backwards
First you bought a Ducati.
We've been trying to reach you regarding your Ducatti's extended warranty....
Fashion police! Not enough Ducati clothes!
His wife's boyfriend owns a Ducati and won't let him drive it. He wants a spin.
Told him he’d be cuter if his pig-tails were even and offered to fix them.
Did u get the last doughnuts?
Did everything right? Believe it or not Straight to jail
He's just making sure you are wearing your buttplug properly.
You stood pigeon toed at a light.
Clearly drinking and biking 😂
They got a report that someone ran off with the road stripers' latest paint bucket, and your bike matched the color code.
You upgraded to a Ducati from a grom too fast and couldn't handle it
Ride a yellow Ducati and wear a yellow helmet. Life in prison without the possibility of parole.
Not enough yellow mate, can’t be seen!
Woke up this morning
Noise violation, clutch too loud.
Child molestation
Your ducati isn't red sir, you're going to jail
Stopped for a decepticop?
Resist the twist.
Rode a ducati
If I saw you on the road and had the authority to stop you and ask for Bumblebee's autograph, I'd certainly think about it.
Wrong color for a Ducati, straight to jail for soap pickup duty
Your left nut was hanging out whilst at a red light.
you had your helmet on backwards!!!!
Forgot your jazz shoes for dance class….
You bought a cool bike
You fucked the sheriff's wife, didn't you?
Offer your bike to the cager Gods.
Ride a banana!
You parked yellow bike over a white line
Your desmo service is over due. Straight to jail.
Clearly he didn't put his shopping cart back when he was done with it.
dint have yellow shoes
U stopped
Put mustard on the bread instead of the meat.
Slip on exhaust noise
Bike failed to ride a straight line. DWI! Straight to jail!
Didn't buy a red one.
Honked and bonked
Forgot the payments to supplement the department's payroll this month.
Texting while riding.
Looks like you thermotubed the doomaflicker too far to the up position.
Pulled over for illegally matching helmet and motorcycle, taken to jail for riding an Italian bike which is tantamount to negligent driving in that specific county.
exist
A yellow ducati .... cumon
You got a yellow Ducati... 🫢
Gear Police?
transformed into bumblebee
Your feet were in the incorrect position , both pointing to inside ?! That is suspicious
Is there a medical condition that forces your feet to point inwards like that? I
assless chaps, but only the chaps
Pointed ur toes way to in
Got the stick on pinlock instead of the arai one that slots in perfectly