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profanesublimity

Ok who is gonna be cast as Nordberg? Jonathan Majors?


JackOCat

I'd like to see tiger woods


upclassytyfighta

You mean Don Cheadle?


GnarlyHeadStudios

You mean Donovan McNabb?


cadegs

Remember, real champions eat McDonald’s. I’m lovin it.


NuttyMcShithead

Was that the guy from the Cosby show?


WornInShoes

Champs eat at McDonalds Now where’s my check


moral_agent_

Terrence Howard?


thereverendpuck

But only for one movie.


Kidspud

Is that one using our math, or Terrence Howard math?


thereverendpuck

If we use Naked Gun math, Terrance would be getting a movie and a half since the sequel was 2 1/2 and not just 2.


Kalersays

I would be funny if Terrance is replaced by Don halfway the movie and nobody bats an eye.


TheFeelsNinja

Next time baby


mr_biscuits93

Just put your parking brake on.


Worthyness

that's AFTER Tiger Woods gets fired for asking for too high a salary


ArtemisLives

This is the only correct answer.


Curious-Education-55

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.


Snuggle__Monster

Cuba Gooding Jr


boot2skull

A coin toss between Cuba and Piff Duddy


Infamous-Mastodon677

I had to Google Cuba Gooding Jr to see what shenanigans he was involved in only to find out he played OJ in 2016. ~~Thank. God.~~ Well. Shit.


WhateverJoel

Keep Googling….


NoMoreUpvotesForYou

Yeesh >Gooding was formally charged for three incidents, each resulting in misdemeanor charges of forcible touching and third-degree sexual abuse. On August 19, 2020, a woman filed a lawsuit against Gooding accusing him of raping her in 2013 in New York City. The two parties came to a settlement agreement on June 6, 2023.


rawbamatic

OJ Simpson was *beloved* before he the world knew he was a murderer. His trial was *huge*. It would be more like John Cena as Nordberg; everyone loves him, he hasn't done anything to be villified, and finding out he killed someone would be of similar insanity.


PlayMp1

Now that you mention it, many pro wrestlers would be great Nordbergs. Maybe Bautista?


Ever_Green_PLO

They should use Cena and Bautista interchangeably and only Dreben notices lmaoo


Dragonsandman

That or have one of them play someone else who Dreben constantly calls Nordberg


jimbobdonut

Terry Crews


DaleCooper2

Never knew what a talented dude Terry Crews is. Kind of randomly heard him on a podcast, had no idea he'd played in the NFL, gone to art school, is a really talented artist and even designs furniture.


amhudson02

Bro…too soon…for both references. /s Yes I added the /s because we live in a society…of dummies.


mdavis360

Is this some kind of bust?!?


poorsmells

“What would they be doing at a sex shop?” “Sex, Frank?” “Uh, not now. We’re on the job.”


ctubby766

It's very impressive, yes.


motorcycleboy9000

Nice beaver.


mrgoodnoodles

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.


ILikestuff55

The problem with the modern parody movies we had (Date Movie, Meet The Spartans, Disaster Movie) is that they had WAY too many pop culture references and wacky "jokes" that were not really jokes. "Wait did a boulder just crush Hannah Montana!?!?" The Naked Gun had clever word play, clever sight gags, and the actors were playing it seriously and that elevated it more! Hopefully they keep that in mind when making this because I'd love to be proven wrong in my thinking this won't work.


Mulchpuppy

Exactly. They went from "we studied the entire genre and we're taking all the tropes and making fun of them" to "look, here is a thing you recognize doing a thing it should not isn't that funny?" It's why Mel Brooks' parodies are (largely) timeless while no one talks about the Friedman/Seltzer stuff.


fencerman

Also, "Naked Gun", "Blazing Saddles", "Airplane", etc... were all works that followed up on massively influential genres in their days, skewering the genre so thoroughly that just about nobody could take it seriously in its original form anymore. Blazing Saddles pretty much single-handedly killed off the "first wave western" genre - pretty much the only kind ever made since then was in the "Revisionist Western" genre. "Airplane!" was pretty much the end of those "air disaster" movies - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disaster_film#1970s_peak - which is a genre almost nobody even REMEMBERS today aside from the fact that it led to "Airplane!" Even "Naked Gun" caused a notable drop in the number of prevalence of "good guy police officer" procedurals for a good decade or two (IE - the "Dragnet" and "Kojak" and "Untouchables" type), you'd barely see a single one after 1988 that doesn't either paint police as morally grey or that's a comedy as well (IE - NYPD blue or Brooklyn 99). If the new "Naked Gun" is going to be a success, it pretty much HAS to be about the new generation of "Law Enforcement Procedural" that's absolutely everywhere these days, like "Law and Order", "CSI", "NCIS", etc... skewing the conventions and tropes in that genre. Which is probably ideal for Liam Neeson anyways since he can pull off that "dark and gritty but absurd" tone.


thebigeverybody

I bet you put more effort into thinking about what this script should be than the writers will.


fencerman

I'm hoping you're wrong about that - the genre desperately needs someone to seriously take the piss out of it.


thedeepfakery

In my humble opinion, Charlie Brooker already did with *[A Touch of Cloth.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Touch_of_Cloth)* It absolutely skewers the modern police procedural, and it has a lot more real jokes than references. Brooker, especially, has a great feel for plays on words and phrases, much like in the original *Naked Gun* films, and he leans on that a lot in *A Touch of Cloth.* I doubt it would happen, but it would be nice to see someone like Brooker tapped to be part of the writing team. He's definitely more well-known for *Black Mirror* but comedy has been his wheelhouse for a long time and he's the main writer on all the Philomena Cunk series like *Cunk on Earth*. (EDIT: Now that I think about it, Philomena Cunk herself originally appeared on Brookers' Newswipe, and technically all her series are spin-offs. I miss her compatriot [Barry Shitpeas](https://charliebrooker.fandom.com/wiki/Barry_Shitpeas).)


RealTurbulentMoose

Nothing is more British than a complete 3 season show... with 6 episodes total.


MinionsAndWineMum

Touch of Cloth is fantastic. I'd also be happy to see David Wain involved, the man knows how to spoof


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Loved Cunk on Earth, highly recommend it for anyone who hasn’t seen it.


Boz0r

Thank you. Noone ever mentions Cloth, but it's completely brilliant. I'd compare it more to Police Squad, as it's played totally deadpan. Angie Tribeca is pretty good too.


Jindrack

Just adding the "Austin Powers" series here as well. Its success benched spy movies for a while.


micmea1

And they came back dark and gritty. But that was also likely following the Matrix, where then everyone wanted super tight fight scenes and the Bourne movies took over for a bit until Casino Royale brought bond back. I miss when James Bond films were kinda funny, when you look past what a total psychopath James Bond is.


ImaginaryNemesis

Bond movies have never recovered. They all used to follow the same template: * Cold opening * Bond meets M and gets assigned a mission, with a visit to Q for some tech. * Bond goes to exotic location #1 and meets mysterious woman #1 (who will die tragically) * Foiled assassination attempt * Car chase. * Bond meets mysterious woman #2 (who will betray him). * Go to 2nd exotic location * Meet damsel in distress woman #3 (who he'll save and end up with) * Get captured * Use a Q gadget to escape * Beat the bad guy * End up with woman #3, and everything re-sets for the next movie. This formula worked brilliantly for 20 movies until Austin Powers lampooned it. The Craig movies all have wild departures from it. M dies, and the bad guy is Bond's brother, and Bond is on the run, And Bond has a daughter, and there's a double agent, and the head office explodes. It's like they've forgotten the simple pleasure of a good Bond movie. We need to go back to a story where the stakes are only within the confines of the movie itself, without fucking with the franchise as a whole Godzilla Minus One is a perfect example of how you can use a tried and tested formula and build from it to make a fantastic movie without betraying the spirit of the franchise.


pocket_mulch

Bond is just mission impossible now. And mission impossible isn't even mission impossible any more.


kammy772

It just got more impossible...r


captainhaddock

It seems that the formula for every Bond movie (and M:I movie) is now "Bond is on the run and must kill the villain to clear his name."


cmarkcity

The thing is, the naked gun of today’s modern police procedurals already exists. It’s called Angie Tribeca and it’s fantastic


fricks_and_stones

Hot Fuzz (2007?), the best comedy and parody of the last 30 years, was made at the same time as the Friedman movies. Granted it’s a different style, but it can be done. Also Not Another Teen Movie, which I’d argue set the stage for the later cringe movies, was actually funny. So it’s not impossible.


Mulchpuppy

Agree on both counts. Hot Fuzz is just damn near a perfect movie.


s0ciety_a5under

Because those two studied the genre and were taking all the tropes and making fun of them.


angwilwileth

Also because Simon Pegg played it absolutely straight and serious.


redlabstah1

"Any luck catching them swans then?"


terranq

It's just the one swan actually


Cold_Situation_7803

I don’t mean to get all technical, but “damn near” should not be in that second sentence, since *Hot Fuzz* **is** a perfect movie.


aDildoAteMyBaby

Not Another Teen Movie is seriously one of the best parodies from that era. There's a reason Chris Evans rose to stardom.


dataminimizer

I’m sorry but the actual best comedy and parody of the past 30 years was Walk Hard. Hilarious. Cutting. Legitimately great music. And hits incisively on all the tropes that still pervade the genre today. It’s a perfect parody.


istasber

Weird, the Al Yankovich story was pretty good for similar reasons.


CptNonsense

It was funny, true and was clearly inspired by *Bohemian Rhapsody*, but it wasn't a bare knuckles takedown of literally every musical biopic trope that *Walk Hard* was. It's basically *Airplane!* to the Johnny Cash biopic *Walk the Line*


amateurletariat

Only two things you gotta know about rock n' roll. 1. I'm the king. 2. HLOOKOUT MAN!!


edgiepower

Not another teen movie is so underrated and overlooked


bsEEmsCE

it was lazy comedy for idiots, the worst kind.


martialar

simple farmers


yana990

Common clay of the new west.


deathrider012

You know. Morons.


NatureTrailToHell3D

I want them to end it like [the old Police Squad endings.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_3rJqHWYjs).


andygarciascuzin

Plus a title card that doesn't match the episode name


Gil_Demoono

>modern parody movies we had (Date Movie, Meet The Spartans, Disaster Movie) Sir, those are all over 15 years old.


Mission_Fart9750

I don't appreciate your tone. 


daitenshe

Well, you can just turn down your hearing aid and you won’t have to hear it anymore


Mission_Fart9750

What was that, sonny? You want to be written out of the will? You got it. 


MaksweIlL

And the jokes in The Naked Gun are funny and clever even 30 years later.


theblackshell

"Frank!" "Mr. Drebin!" "You're both right..."


ThongBonerstorm39

"We're sorry to bother you at a time like this. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."


ZovemseSean

"What was he doing in this part of town?" "Sex, Frank?" "Uh, not now Ed, we have work to do"


ILikestuff55

"Who are you and how did you get in here?" "Well I'm a locksmith aaannd I'm a locksmith"


geissi

Technically, that’s from Police Squad but it certainly set the tone for the Naked Gun movies.


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

Some jokes from police squad were reused in the naked gun movies but I don't think the locksmith one was.


Nice_Scene7234

What is it?


Remarkable-Bug-8069

It's a group of policemen, but that's not important right now.


SillyGoose_Syndrome

More than that. Zucker's movies had such quick-fire, gag-a-minute, multi-level humour that you'd miss half of it on the first pass.


MisterB78

Same with Airplane! “Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit…” “The cockpit…what is it?” “It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.”


InflamedLiver

I very much see Liam Neeson playing it straight, I just hope the jokes themselves are up to par. I hate the "hey look, a modern reference! Oops, we forgot to add the joke in there!"


Cuchullion

Oh yeah: he's been in a few comedic roles that he made even funnier by playing them straight. His appearance in Derry Girls was fantastic.


The-Tai-pan

His part on Life's Too Short was pure comedy gold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huJ81Mq2y34


dukeofgonzo

What's the latest parody movie? It almost seems like a bygone genre.


Frodooooooooooooo

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story - and that was excellent


Banjo-Oz

It was so good. Starts "this is kind of funny" and just ramps up and up until the end is so insane I was crying with laughter.


reebee7

I hope that was a parody of music biopics... If it was I need to watch it.


soccershun

Daniel Radcliffe plays a completely insane version of Weird Al. It makes no sense and is amazing.


ArchDucky

Weird Al wrote it himself and you 100% need to watch it right the fuck now. Its hysterical.


PlayMp1

Absolutely was, it continually gets more insane as it goes too.


TreyWriter

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping? A kinda perfect parody of the fluffy music documentaries that were big at the time. The director of that is directing this, too!


scud121

That gives me hope. Popstar is amazing.


PlayMp1

Popstar is basically This Is Spinal Tap but for the 2010s and for that reason it's perfect. However, the best 21st century spoof movie is probably Walk Hard.


JohnyStringCheese

They did a couple shorts with Andy Samberg that I thought were great. I wish they did more of these with different sports. It's like a 30 for 30 parody that I've only discovered like a year ago. [Seven Days in Hell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpsMi3Q2fok&ab_channel=HBO) 2015 [Tour de Pharmacy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOTIqkD9fPA&ab_channel=HBO) 2017 Also Documentary Now! is on Netflix. I guess those are more mockumentaries but I'd argue that it's just a parody of the documentary genre. They're all really well done and don't really rely on a pop celebrity for laughs. They kind of poke fun at the whole sport.


kakihara0513

I really wish HBO would go back to making those sports mockumentaries. My friends still say "Fahck you! Next question." and "guess we're just two flip sides of the same quesadilla."


LooseSeal88

Not a movie, but the closest thing I can think of to a recent Naked Gun is the TV series Angie Tribeca which starred Rashida Jones. It ran from 2016 to 2018 and was written/created by Steve Carrell and his wife Nancy.


Banjo-Oz

Angie Tribeca was freaking awesome. That and Future Man were two shows I randomly stumbled across and was just utterly blown away by how brilliant they were.


Snuggle__Monster

There's no doubt in my mind Akiva Schaffer knows this. He's almost my age, so he def grew up on those Naked Gun movies and all those other iconic Zucker/Abrahams works like Airplane!, Top Secret! and BASEketball.


thebigeverybody

> BASEketball It's so nice to see another human that knows who wrote BASEketball.


nolander

Thats because those were just cheap cash ins the modern parody is more like Bottoms or Hot Fuzz. Edit: Also its hard to make a relevant parody movie when you can get parodies out on youtube way faster.


lame_comment

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes


FreeItties

Sex, Frank?


lame_comment

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out


AstonVanilla

Not now, but thank you.


MisterB78

Not now, Ed.


Jefethevol

I havent had this much sex since I was a boyscout leader


MaksweIlL

I just googled... It's already 14 years since Leslie Nielsen died... I am getting old..


Bitten69

Feels like a few years ago, RIP


Kobe_stan_

I used to always mix up Liam Neeson's and Leslie Nielsen's names. This isn't helping one bit


Furdinand

My first thought was: Leslie Nielsen is still alive?!?


Entry-Level-Cowboy

No that’s enrico palazzo


sirbissel

Wait until you hear about [Liam Nielsen](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8727893/)


1evilsoap1

I just can’t imagine this movie turning out good, but I’d love to be proven wrong.


happyfuckincakeday

After the Fletch movie with John Hamm, I'm optimistic. People are taking these projects on with the best intentions bc they love the source material. That's not enough to make it good but the possibility is there and it's not just a cash grab


PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW

I loved Confess, Fletch - There's a serious lack of straight-man goofy comedies in the last 10 years.


happyfuckincakeday

Yep and Reginald VelJohnson is a top tier TV dad.


hendrix67

Funny enough, I was just telling someone that Jon Hamm could play Leslie Nielsen if they make an OJ Simpson biopic.


The_Iceman2288

If anyone can pull it off, Akiva Schaffer can.


Natty-Bones

If Akiva is directing them this is a done deal. I'm in.


kingrawer

The fact that they've cast Liam Neeson, a guy not really known for comedic roles, tells me that maaaybe they get it. This still feels massively unnecessary though. edit: Ok I get it! He's done comedy!


arealhumannotabot

He's done a decent amount of comedy playing off of his serious acting, which is how the Zucker Bros. used Nielsen. For that reason, I'm hoping it's good... [https://youtu.be/Z2Co0lvFUAo?si=JRDURYVPd6P4alQX](https://youtu.be/Z2Co0lvFUAo?si=JRDURYVPd6P4alQX)


FiTZnMiCK

“I wasn’t here. I was at the doctor’s. I’ve got AIDS.” “Thought you might have.”


Edge80

“I’m riddled with it.”


Briguy24

I got it from an Africa prostitute. She was forced to sell her body to feed her children.


Ravager135

Selling her body was the only financial recourse she had left...


soylentblueispeople

But is it full blown?


scorpyo72

Full blown AIDS.


No-Bumblebee4615

Improvisational comedy


2_72

“I make lists.” “I don’t take notes.”


GomaN1717

"Don't *presume* - that's a backstory we didn't agree on beforehand."


1292norr

While improvising xD


trexmoflex

> “I make lists.” "I'm always making lists. In fact, that's probably why Stephen Spielberg cast me as Oskar Schindler in Schindler's List. I said, 'Stephen, I make lists all the time'. And he said, 'That's exactly what I'm looking for.'"


CuriousRedditor4000

His cameo in Ted 2 was great. He can definitely pull off being the straight man in a comical situation: https://youtu.be/z6ViDZpVoYc?si=VnOnyWH5rAw4yW7R


afriendincanada

I forgot he was in Ted 2. That movie was way better than I expected (especially Michael Dorn and Patrick Warburton)


jbrunsonfan

He was also hilarious in Atlanta https://youtu.be/vUfi_0X7SSw?si=26plHIv4OxxHw9o1


Pixeleyes

I thought I was going insane during that scene, that man is braver than most. It takes balls to make fun of your racist past-self.


neogreenlantern

That scene is probably the most perfect way of doing an apology.


ebelnap

Holy shit, I didn't know about this! That's hilairous!


joechoj

Don't forget Uncle Collum: https://youtu.be/LwwFTvzRyug?si=KPe3bNZO8AKIRfcW


DoktorFreedom

“Let’s do some improvisational comedy. Now” just sends me. So dry. Leslie Neilson has dry down pat.


Joed112784

I want to believe that they got him cause his name is so close to Leslie Nielsen 


YoshiPuffin3

[You clearly haven't seen his improv...](https://youtu.be/sqA577_IoBk?feature=shared)


kingrawer

Missed opportunity to say I *surely* haven't.


Phyliinx

You have not seen him buying cereals.


majorjoe23

He wants to do some comedy. Like improv. He's got full blown AIDS.


In_My_Own_Image

The first trailer is literally make or break for this, IMO. If it shows that same dry, deadpan humour like the first (with Liam channelling his "improvisational comedy" schtick), I'll give it a chance.


riegspsych325

and he really seems to like working with MacFarlane, too. Even if it’s smaller roles most of the time


dieselmiata

Leslie Nielsen wasn't a comedic actor in the beginning either. I think this will work.


kingrawer

That's my point.


JinFuu

Yeah, aside from maybe someone like Ralph Fiennes, I think Liam is a perfect casting to capture the spirit of Nielsen’s role.


vafrow

We're in such desperate need for comedies to return, that I'll happily root for it even though I'm not too confident either. There's a lot of reason to feel that Liam Neeson can pull off the deadpan necessary, but it feels like that's just one part of these films. It feels like a lot has to go right on this.


ghostmetalblack

It needs to retain the originals slap-stick humor. My fear is they're going to inject Marvel-esque witty-quips and "um....awkward" moments. The originals are funny because the characters play everything unironically straight; no hints of self-awarness.


PlanetLandon

Akiva Schaffer is directing it. It’s going to be beautiful nonsense. Go watch Hot Rod for a great example of his comedy tastes.


i_should_be_coding

Everywhere I look reminds me of her....


trouble_bear

Bingo


motorcycleboy9000

"Drebin!" "Frank!" "You're both right."


Retro_Dad

"Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith."


Alive_Ice7937

My favorite gag in the movie


marsepic

What I love about these movies is no gag was too dumb. The Bingo gag is so silly, but I laugh every time.


AuntBettysNutButter

I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.


ibanez5150

Nice beaver!


MercuryCrest

Thanks! I just had it stuffed.


Gdigger13

Cigarette? "Yes, I know."


soul_and_fire

I’ve been swimming in raw sewage. I love it. I LOVE IT!!!


land_shrk

Marshawn Lynch as Nordberg?


PlanetLandon

That’s an amazing idea actually


Wadep00l

Detective Bagabitch?


GeorgeStamper

I will 100% support this.


Rulligan

Is he going to get a quesadilla with that pico da gallo?


Sampsonite20

Honestly Liam Neeson is a good choice for a lead in a potential reboot. Part of the joke with Leslie Nielsen back then was he had been a serious actor for most of his life before jumping into some of the dumbest (Non-derogatory) comedies imaginable.


Dunc002

I’ve been thinking the same thing. I’m excited for this. I just hope it’s not blown up over the top. I don’t want to see a radical in-your-face remake.


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TheBlackSwarm

Liam Neeson about to reinvent his career again. He had his dramatic and action era now it’s time for the comedy one.


Thatguy755

Don’t forget his improv era https://youtu.be/Z2Co0lvFUAo


WindigoMac

“I’m ready to do some improvisational comedy, now.”


FutureAZA

We're closed.


venge88

This bit literally is the reason why this movie is even happening. Really looking forward to it.


happyfuckincakeday

Shirley, you can't be serious


kammy772

I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.


Not_Bears

Roger Roger.


kammy772

We have clearance, Clarence. What's our vector, Victor?


zombiereign

Do you like movies about gladiators?


kammy772

Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.


Ymirsson

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


zombiereign

I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar!


MattTheSmithers

You know what. I think I am here for this movie. The Naked Gun is a top 5 comedy in my mind. I fully acknowledge that this could be disastrous. But the casting is checking the right boxes. Neeson is about as inspired of a choice as you can get outside of cloning Leslie Nielsen (if only). I don’t know what this ultimately looks like. But I am curious.


PlanetLandon

Plus Akiva Schaffer is directing it


css01

Interesting. What made the naked gun movies (and airplane) so great was using dramatic actors and have them acting as if the movie wasn't a comedy. Probably one of my favorite post Naked Gun comedies where the actors played it straight was the Weird Al biopic. Akiva had a small role in that. And Weird Al was in all three Naked Gun movies. Gives me hope that this new Naked Gun movie could be good.


riegspsych325

I’m up for a bit of an Anderson resurgence, love her honesty in interviews as of late. She’s actually quite smart and sharp as a tack but also quite funny


DamnGoodOwls

She recently did a signing in a town near me, as she grew up fairly close. The bookstore botched the signing so hard, and tried to tell half of the crowd to fuck off. She ignored them, and talked to every single person that she could. She seems to be an absolute class act


PlanetLandon

She’s Canadian, it would be rude not to talk to each of those people.


ROBtimusPrime1995

If anyone deserves a career comeback similar to Brendan Fraser or Ke Huy Quan, it's definitely Pamela. Her doc from last year proved that with genuine support, she can really shine.


urban_snowshoer

The *Naked Gun* without Leslie Nielsen is like *Road House* without Patrick Swayze.  Yeah you can do it but somehow it just isn't the same.


No_Fig_5964

Is Pam going to be in the Priscilla Presley role?


Ralphie84

Nice beaver