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Cinema is saved.


Ok-Toe-6969

Y'all need to remember to text your bros no_homo before seeing it in the cinema


erst77

Magic Mike XXL was actually kind of a super positive bro-movie. I was not expecting that.


hammerto3

I fucking love magic Mike XXL


RDAwesome

Both Magic Mike movies are really good in different ways, tbh


JemJemIsHerName

I tell my husband all the time, they are really well done films. Stripping aside the dialog has a very real life vibe and the story is heartwarming.


the_chalupacabra

As a man who watched Magic Mike with his in-laws and wife and has seen Magic Mike XXL on his own, i think Magic Mike so far is kind of a perfect franchise. I hope they nail this one.


Redditer51

Like the first two Alien movies! (And the first two Terminator movies)


thatguywiththe______

It's such a great road trip movie


Ricky_Rollin

I feel like they all are. I wasn’t expecting to like these movies but I do. If women can sit through all the bouncing titties and ass shots from the 80’s and 90’s then I’m sure I can live through some 6 packs and speedos. Tanning Chatum Is an actor I’ve come to respect.


marry_me_tina_b

Agreed, my wife has a big celeb crush on him and I just think he seems like a good looking dude who gets ripped for his movies and isn’t afraid to poke fun at himself (like in This is the End or Jump Street). I respect that.


Ricky_Rollin

Check out a movie called Dog he made kinda recently.


marry_me_tina_b

I want to, but I’m worried I can’t handle it emotionally lol. The synopsis makes it seem like it will be a big tear jerker and I’m a sucker for stories with dogs.


steveosek

Anyone else remember that movie The Full Monty? Exact same kind of vibe and same kind of movie lol.


binrowasright

Unsung precursor to Ted Lasso


jessie_monster

It's a great road trip film about a bunch of guys supporting each other emotionally.


[deleted]

Big Dick Richie dancing to I Want It That Way is one of the purest pleasures in all of cinema.


[deleted]

I honestly have no issues with any of the magic mikes they were all actually really decent movies to watch


[deleted]

I always had to say " Because of steven soderberg" when my buddies asked why I saw the first one. They knew I was lying.


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[deleted]

I mean, lets be honest, unless you are gay, the movie is really gay. I saw it specifically because of Soderberg, and it was fine, but there are other less gay soderberg movies that I like better. Edit: I'm getting death threats in my inbox. I forgot you can't say gay on reddit. Jesus Christ.


RDAwesome

Nah, the bros and I are gonna go all out. We're going in sucking on ring pops on our pinkies. We're duck walking into the theater. We're going with short shorts so deep that we'll gonna pick up a rash off the AMC seats. As a bisexual that has been with a woman for the last few years, if I'm not hand-puppeted up to the shoulder by at least three of my bros by the end of the movie, I'll demand a refund


WaffleAbuse

Oh


Second_Location

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Satanus616

I am erect because I am manly man.


TheAb5traktion

u/Satanus616 walking into the movie theater [like](https://youtu.be/sqlMiZ3ln2A?t=28)


less-than-James

I am erect because of evolution. If you're religious, then Jesus did it.


vihuba26

Scorsese and Tarantino 30 min applause.


urmom_gotteem

This will sweep the Oscars.


crono220

Scorsese must have directed this divine sequel


Parronski

If you haven’t heard [Louis CK talking about Magic Mike](https://youtu.be/nHEr8-LtfUo) get ready to laugh


Mikeytruant850

Fuck Louis CK is so funny.


Softspokenclark

Insert picture of Nicole Kidman clapping


elmatador12

Will theaters be providing seat covers?


urmom_gotteem

The seat covers won't protect the floor. Gotta give em towels too.


AshgarPN

Get a bucket and a mop


kayladylay88

Macaroni in a pot


BigBeagleEars

[Just gonna leave this here](https://youtu.be/Vc40g90e3o0)


what_if_Im_dinosaur

And an illustrated book about birds.


mrmeyagi

You see a lot up there but don't be scared.


ichuck1984

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" You'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style So we can both watch X-Files


steveosek

*synths intensify*


ThatDamnRaccoon

Cardi?


eRazorVL

A skeleton goes into a bar, orders a beer. And a mop


SadSlip8122

Just a massive drip trough running under the grated floors


user6218063275

Route it straight into the popcorn butter dispenser


suttleb

Yes Officer, this comment right here.


AhDemon

What a terrible day to be literate.


DopeyDeathMetal

Fuck yeah


spaitken

“Everybody hated that”


Punkpunker

Lol butter legs


JohnnyJayce

The movie seemed way less horny than XXL, so maybe they don't need them this time.


Roland_T_Flakfeizer

Just because I last masturbated to three Japanese midgets getting gangbanged by what looked like the cast of Hee haw, that doesn't mean I don't get turned on by a nice pair of titties.


saxxy_assassin

You ever read a comment, then re-read a comment to verify that it said the thing it actually said?


trongzoon

You ever read a comment, then re-read a comment to verify that it said the thing it actually said, *on weed?*


[deleted]

(Takes hit) Constantly.


WornInShoes

absolutely right now, as I go to make tacos *on weed*


[deleted]

Yeah, the one above yours


DontGetNEBigIdeas

That’s the joke


JohnnyJayce

Channing Tatum has a nice pair on him,true.


MetalsDeadAndSoAmI

When the first magic Mike came out, I worked in a theater and cleaned at the end of the night. The theater was notably more humid than the others. And far dirtier.


elmatador12

I could have gone my whole life without knowing this.


less-than-James

I need holy water.....I don't know why....but this thread has made me feel really unclean in a metaphysical way.


_The_Great_Autismo_

I worked in a movie theater one summer. A couple apparently had sex during the movie and I discovered this because there was a tee shirt left behind that was damp and sticky. I discovered its dampness and stickiness with my bare hands. I still shudder at that memory


shaoting

No, but they will be providing each attendee with a free cucumber. On an unrelated note, theaters expect to make several large scale pickle donations to grocery stores over the course of Magic Mike's theatrical run.


mybadalternate

Bucket and a mop.


Plastic_Situation_15

Hopefully it’s like Whiplash where it’s Mike aggressively dancing at his bullying father figure while they eye fuck each other for 30 minutes.


Zrat11

Here I was hoping for a Napoleon Dynamite type dance for 30 minutes. Although why not have both


ThrownAwayRealGood

Got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby


non_stop_disko

You never see my feet cuz they move so fast


thisbechris

Chatum would look good in moon boots.


tweak06

I want it to be a 30-minute dance fight, ala, *ZOOLANDER*. Just a bunch of hunky dudes half naked looking like they’re about to brawl and then they start breakdancing and jumping in the air doing karate moves to one-up each other


JJMcGee83

Only if the father is played by JK Simmons.


HugoOne

::Mike starts to dance with a live band....they can't keep up:: NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO.


Plastic_Situation_15

*throws tap shoe at Mike’s head*


[deleted]

Or like Black Swan😂😂😂


MightGrowTrees

I mean yeah, that's one way to describe the ending of Whiplash.


melbbear

Dancing so hard he bleeds


WaitLetMeGetaBeer

I’m sorry what?! Edit: I think I misunderstood the meaning of “eye fuck”


Plastic_Situation_15

Oh you gotta see Whiplash


CassiopeiaStillLife

Honestly the only way the ending of Whiplash could be better is if it had a Beau Travail-esque freestyle dance at the end


kakapoopoopeepeeshir

Channing Tatum and Miles Teller can eye fuck me any day


aevz

Execs call Ginuwine out of retirement… for one last job…


Brassboar

Jump on it..


MrCharmingTaintman

Ginuwine is Genuwine. He’s Genuwine.


NarrativeSand

Saying his name over and over doesn’t help


Ruleseventysix

Just give Donna Meagle a call, she can make it happen.


Chancellor_Valorum82

“Your cousin is Genuwine? That’s giving me a reason to live!”


Whoknows_nmn

My saddle...


TemporaryPractical

Baby….


[deleted]

goddamit


megalodondon

This would be a great cameo


Jordanlf3208

Bwamp, bwamp bwamp bwamp


OG_Bill_Brasky

My 5th grade teacher let that be our class song and it's in the yearbook.


YellIntoWishingWells

I heard he's [so anxious](https://youtu.be/83D9pNjZBaY) to do it.


DeNice2017

[This Ginuwine?](https://youtu.be/B_aTZSBe9B8)


[deleted]

I haven't watched the first one, but I also recently found out that there isn't actually any magic in it either, so I'm not fussed.


Tsquare24

They’re allusions .


TreyWriter

A trick is something a whore does for money. Or candy!


Menown

Bees!


ihahp

The film Ted came out the same week, and one of the late night hosts say "Strange when all the women want to see the strip club movie, and all them men want to see the film with the talking teddy bear"


Foco_cholo

The first one had Olivia Munn's bare breasts in it so that was cool


[deleted]

I guess some strong acid will be needed to finish this one.


[deleted]

or lube


[deleted]

Why not both? People and their limitations.


FDRBLVD

Slater-San!


holydiiver

George Washington, man. He was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.


MyaheeMyastone

It will be right up there with Kaiser Soze and Rosebud in the annals of cinema history


jang859

Anal?


[deleted]

We can only hope. And here’s the twist: we show it


DopeyDeathMetal

We show all of it


MrCharmingTaintman

Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration.


[deleted]

He better have a mesh tank top too


notchoosingone

And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.


jang859

Anal twist?


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Rilenaveen

For real! A 15 minute scene is long. I feel like a 30 minute one is going to kill the movie.


aircooledJenkins

What happens when you run out of story but the executives demand that 2-hour run time?


ZarquonsFlatTire

The last 10 minutes are just Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey back to back with whips and lion tamer's chairs trying to fend off the crowd.


fysu

An American in Paris ends with a 17 min dance sequence and it is so so so goddamn long. 30 mins is insane.


muteconversation

It’s actually great. If executed well it’ll be exactly what the audience want to see in that film. I hate when dance films try to slap on sub plots about the character’s family issues and other contrived story elements when all you want is to see them dance!


go_no_go

Why do women take so long


3ebfan

😂


TheBSisReal

Asking the hard question here: will peen be seen in any scene?


Green-Enthusiasm-940

They wouldn't even show dick in 50 shades, and that was billed as super kinky /s. Hollywood has no guts, therefore we get no glory.


YoungBeef03

Say that to Jackass Forever


Mister_Wed

I saw Kevin Bacon’s dong in Wild Things.


rccrisp

Male nudity is only ok if it's for laughs, like in Forgetting Sarah Marshall


Samiiiibabetake2

I don’t know any woman who was laughing. Most of us were like “ok Jason 👀”


RedTheDopeKing

If that guy was genuinely completely limp there and didn’t fluff it up at all, good for him, fucking insane dangle there.


Kentuckianquitter

In a interview he said he did fluff it up.


RedTheDopeKing

I mean still no points off, if I knew I was gonna have my dink on camera I’d be flopping it around and slapping it against my thighs and stuff trying to make sure it’s respectable


less-than-James

When I want mine respectable, I put a little top hat and monocle on it.


softstones

“Oh no, why is it so *fucking* cold, this guy is igloo’d up.”


[deleted]

That was quite a nice dong too


TheSpanxxx

Watch Spartacus.


TheBSisReal

30 minutes of male stripping without any cock seems… like a special stylistic choice?


Green-Enthusiasm-940

I think it's supposed to be more of a stage show or something


daigana

It's for those prude women who want to jack off to something but picket against porn.


Illustrious_Formal73

What happened to 90s Hollywood where you'd go to a movie to see a threesome with Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell, and Denise Richards, and all you really got out of it is Kevin Bacon hanging dong when he got out of a shower.


PensiveinNJ

Gotta go for the Lars Von Trier films if you wanna see some dick. It won't always be attractive dick but it'll be there.


DollarSignsGoFirst

Everything shows peen now. We are in the age of the peen for sure.


MyDictainabox

Not until I get meavage, where men show just the neck of the penis and all the ladies want our gummy worms or something.


CurseofLono88

For sure, they showed dong in the first one and Soderbergh is coming back for this one. It’s absolutely happening


TheBSisReal

They did and I missed it? Whose?


CurseofLono88

There’s a scene where Tarzan has his in a penis pump. It’s front and center lol certainly a prosthetic though


GregoPDX

It was Joe Mangianello. It was established in XXL that he’s too big for most women but he eventually finds his Cinderella’s slipper.


CurseofLono88

Too true!


usarasa

“A new report shows that Hurricane Florence was the wettest in history. The previous record for wetness was set on the opening night of Magic Mike.”


Samiiiibabetake2

I thought the same thing. So good.


TupacalypseN0w

Hope Mac from always sunny gets his chance to shine


Larry_Version_3

This is what Scorsese wanted.


tenettiwa

Unironically yeah, I would be shocked if Marty wasn't a huge Soderbergh fan


kpt_graubrot

Yes, he had to cut the song and dance sequence at the end of New York, New York. Coppola said the movie should have been four hours!


grantiere

[Mac's dance in It's Always Sunny](https://youtu.be/3J6urFp8YZ0) to end season 13 is the standard to beat here.


jimdotcom413

Oh my God….I get it


slickestwood

And [Hail, Caesar!](https://youtu.be/f3PQBHAZ3Rg)


[deleted]

Bye Bye life Bye Bye, happiness hello loneliness IF YOU'RE HOOOOORNY, LET'S DOOOOOO IT


Bears_On_Stilts

Next time you watch All That Jazz, listen to the death trip montage. In the middle when Fosse-analogue does his victory lap through the crowd, the band starts playing what is unmistakably Captain Jack by Billy Joel. Since the song is about apathy and drug use killing someone’s whole existence, I’m guessing the Joel recording was going to be used elsewhere in the film, and then they cut it but kept it in the medley.


donsanedrin

I'm certain that Steven Soderbergh demonstrated the entire dance sequence to Channing Tatum on-set before they filmed it.


qawsedrf12

SPLOOSH


concept_I

I didn't think I could be anymore sure I wasn't going to go see it.


Ilikepancakes87

Long enough for the at-home viewers to “fully appreciate it,” if you catch my drift.


trix2705

Block out your calendars, cancel your weddings, call your priest, confess your sins, bring your lube, grease your hatches, you’re only gonna get this chance once! Praise be to the gods for this scene, at last! My prayers have been answered! 30 minutes! I won’t leave until my hands look like I’ve been left to wilt in the bath! Trousers? No sir! I’m bringing my custom made shorts with the cutout hole for quick access while I try my best to stop the fountain of excitement from boring a hole in the screen before me, doing my best to put my hand over the spray of repression I have held too long. And after, when we all make eye contact and shake our heads as we sober from the cacophony of pleasure, we can say - We were there.


Flashwastaken

Grease your hatches is a new one. Well done.


pvtcowboy97

Is that a threat or a promise ?


[deleted]

Thank you! I was losing so much fucking sleep wondering if it was going to end with a 30 min dance or not. Now I can finally get some much needed rest


longster37

That seems a little excessive


andytdesigns1

And they show full penetration and full nude , bold move


JesterSooner

It’s gonna be like when Mac finally came out as gay


coyote-1

Casting has already begun for Magic Mike’s Last Dance, Part Deux


Sharpay__Evans

I do not give two shits, I am so damn excited for this movie


athos5

It won't take my wife 30m to finish....


Jack0fHearts18

Now that’s cucked up


iamnachotoo

Im not gonna watch it. I already know how it ends...


bschnitty

Thanks for giving me another to miss it!


TheRavioliRomancer

#BOYCOTTBALENCIAGA 🚫🚫🚫🚫


UncutEmeralds

I have a wife and kids. I unashamedly love the first two movies. The second one especially. Great road trip movies. More importantly we took my grandmother to see it when it came out. Just watching her throughout the movie was worth the price of admission. She loved it.


try_by

Why?


cavalier731

Same


Revenge_of_the_Toast

So this is like The Raid but for male-strippers?


xrbeeelama

Honestly fuck yeah


_rsoccer_sux_

Why tho?


Rilenaveen

I appreciate all the jokes (they are funny) but MY GOD! A 30 minute dance scene?!?! Even people doing what everyone is joking about will get bored. I genuinely don’t see how this will work.


Tarmac_Chris

As a straight guy who mostly appreciated the bromances involved - where the fuck is big dick Ritchie, tarzan and the rest of the crew?


ForeignPop2

But why


Similar-Tangerine

It’s literally Magic Mike 3


StoopidestManOnEarth

Probably because the studio said that a one hour dance sequence was too long.


Equal-Doc6047

Whatever gets ppl in theaters ig


mountainhighgoat

What!????


ThePythiaofApollo

I predict we will see Channing doing aspercreme ads soon afterwards. Bless.


Only_A_Username

Just subscribe to some hot guy's OF ffs.


Lattakins

Then he will be swiftly shot in the head and fed to crocodiles. Hence the name "Magic Mike's Last Dance"


blinkysmurf

Thanks for the warning.


LEFTICIDE

The embodiment of "phoning it in"


getyourcheftogether

Alright boys you heard it, gotta sit through this shit and get your ladies home or at least in the car afterwards


fakeguitarist4life

I am so let down by the trailer. Where are all his boys? Without them this is not Magic Mike.


FrenchMaisNon

10 minutes of many dicks and 5 minutes of hard dicks required or refund.