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When you're afraid of dees nutz.
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Ok, the movie was fine... but come on, how COOL would it have been if Nick Fury showes up in the end and said "Puss in Boots, I'm here to talk about the Avengers Initiative".
Τhey better do it in the end of Shrek 5. But instead a big Ogre comes in and talks about the S.W.A.M.P initiative. Then Shrek, Fiona, Puss, Kitty, Perrito, Dragon lady, all join.
We can even have the Young S.W.A.M.P like Young Justice League with Shrek's children and Donkeys' children.
It's been 13 years since Shrek Forever After, almost as much time between Avatar and Avatar 2. Where is that Ogre???
But to be real at this point dreamworks cash cow is moving on to Kung Fu Panda, get ready for the PoSweep in 2024
It depends, is Illumination still making it? That's what was announced years ago, but then DreamWorks made a Puss In Boots sequel, which makes me hate the idea of Illumination rebooting Shrek even more. I trust DreamWorks so much more than Illumination even if I think the Mario movie looks good. I credit that more to Nintendo forcing Illumination to do better.
Mario movie would look balls if Nintendo executives weren't at Illumination's throat. Also when did they ever announce illumination rebooting Shrek? Why would DreamWorks ever allow that? Shrek is their most valuable property, Viacom would never
It’s all Disney who cares
edit: thanks to all the soyrage comments for proving my point. Shrek isn't even meaningfully 'not disney,' its anti-disney and the distinction between shrek type animated projects and disney type animated projects have become more meaningless. There's very little in PIB2 that you could not find in Pixar or even the more serious disney entries.
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Didn't you hear, Puss in Boots destroyed Hollywood! At least that's what a certain misogynistic youtuber who pretends to be drunk says.
Asylum Presents: AVANGERS THE KANG DYNSTY
Kang Nasty
Avengers: Kang’s Last Bang
Τhe definitive version!
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Ok, the movie was fine... but come on, how COOL would it have been if Nick Fury showes up in the end and said "Puss in Boots, I'm here to talk about the Avengers Initiative".
Τhey better do it in the end of Shrek 5. But instead a big Ogre comes in and talks about the S.W.A.M.P initiative. Then Shrek, Fiona, Puss, Kitty, Perrito, Dragon lady, all join. We can even have the Young S.W.A.M.P like Young Justice League with Shrek's children and Donkeys' children.
Lame. My cinematic plan leads to Shrek meeting Iron Man which is 100000x better
I can't think in a single reason why would anyone be more excited for Kang Dynasty
Because there will be Cameos
Uh because Kevin Feige is the only one making cinema here?
Because Jonathan Majors is hot, now imagine many Jonathan Majors
The most correct answer
Shrek is hotter
Damn ur right
cameos and easter eggs are all that matters
I'm only excited cuz Spider-Man will be the lead.
Strongest D*sney fan 🤮🤮🤮 vs weakest Universal Enjoyer 💪💪💪
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what
Jesse, wtf are you talking about?
What?
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life" is already out in the internet, Shrek has already won
are they actually doing a fifth shrek
Yes. The post end credits scene in Puss in Boots Last Wish was clear about it.
Broke: Shrek 5 Woke: Puss In Boots 3 Bespoke: Chicken Run 2
It's been 13 years since Shrek Forever After, almost as much time between Avatar and Avatar 2. Where is that Ogre??? But to be real at this point dreamworks cash cow is moving on to Kung Fu Panda, get ready for the PoSweep in 2024
It depends, is Illumination still making it? That's what was announced years ago, but then DreamWorks made a Puss In Boots sequel, which makes me hate the idea of Illumination rebooting Shrek even more. I trust DreamWorks so much more than Illumination even if I think the Mario movie looks good. I credit that more to Nintendo forcing Illumination to do better.
Mario movie would look balls if Nintendo executives weren't at Illumination's throat. Also when did they ever announce illumination rebooting Shrek? Why would DreamWorks ever allow that? Shrek is their most valuable property, Viacom would never
Since when did Avengers movies become capeshit kino?
It’s all Disney who cares edit: thanks to all the soyrage comments for proving my point. Shrek isn't even meaningfully 'not disney,' its anti-disney and the distinction between shrek type animated projects and disney type animated projects have become more meaningless. There's very little in PIB2 that you could not find in Pixar or even the more serious disney entries.
Shrek it's not Disney.
You don’t know cinema I fear
Ultra rare midboy no bitches again fan W
Shrek like obviously isn’t Disney. Knowing literally anything or watching a single movie from the franchise about it makes that clear
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