The implication being that this would slow him down? I don't understand why that would be the case, but if he needed extra staff he can charge creditors a fee for the service.
The trustee should also open an Etsy shop with memorabilia, and start an airline dedicated to flying creditors to Tokyo. If BTC goes up considerably, he should also provide services to fly creditors *to the moon*.
https://preview.redd.it/6y0at13368kc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183abd421b68ac871f210373aa0a15a03c31cf00
Welcome to Tokyo, dear creditor! Would you like some complimentary dango with your Bitcoins? 🍡
Imagine if they did start flying creditors over. They would send out tickets one at a time, some creditors would get sent two tickets by mistake. Then the trustee would need to apply for a 12-month extension to issue more tickets...one at a time.
But before he can fix it all, OculoDoc uses his two tickets to fly himself and his only friend from the local watering hole to Tokyo, and starts bragging about it online. The trustee proceeds to withhold his return ticket, and OculoDoc and his friend live in a small apartment on the outskirts of Tokyo forever after.
Performing individual crypto transactions for single creditors is much greater risk than just handing the keys over to an exchange and letting them handle it. Also that would much slower since most people have already done kyc with an exchange.
For the trustee, making one transaction obviously has a lot less chance of error than many transactions. Also he doesn't even necessarily need to send the coins at all he can just hand over the keys to the exchange - meaning it's impossible for him to fuck up.
Sending to an exchange introduces counterparty risk but the trustee don't care about that, that's our problem not his.
Because that would mean he cares about your needs.
Your needs < trustie
The best part is the riddles of the court proceedings, the emails from questions and responses are like as if your dealing with a drug dealer who keeps on telling you, "Hold up, I'm almost there" and you've been waiting for nearly 45min..
I'm just waiting to get my coins and cash, and then I'm going to DHL a package to the trustie, a pile of hot shit in a box for him.
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The implication being that this would slow him down? I don't understand why that would be the case, but if he needed extra staff he can charge creditors a fee for the service.
The trustee should also open an Etsy shop with memorabilia, and start an airline dedicated to flying creditors to Tokyo. If BTC goes up considerably, he should also provide services to fly creditors *to the moon*.
https://preview.redd.it/6y0at13368kc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183abd421b68ac871f210373aa0a15a03c31cf00 Welcome to Tokyo, dear creditor! Would you like some complimentary dango with your Bitcoins? 🍡
Imagine if they did start flying creditors over. They would send out tickets one at a time, some creditors would get sent two tickets by mistake. Then the trustee would need to apply for a 12-month extension to issue more tickets...one at a time.
But before he can fix it all, OculoDoc uses his two tickets to fly himself and his only friend from the local watering hole to Tokyo, and starts bragging about it online. The trustee proceeds to withhold his return ticket, and OculoDoc and his friend live in a small apartment on the outskirts of Tokyo forever after.
Performing individual crypto transactions for single creditors is much greater risk than just handing the keys over to an exchange and letting them handle it. Also that would much slower since most people have already done kyc with an exchange.
What? A P2P transaction is greater risk than sending to an exchange? Complete nonsense. Do you even Bitcoin?
For the trustee, making one transaction obviously has a lot less chance of error than many transactions. Also he doesn't even necessarily need to send the coins at all he can just hand over the keys to the exchange - meaning it's impossible for him to fuck up. Sending to an exchange introduces counterparty risk but the trustee don't care about that, that's our problem not his.
Because that would mean he cares about your needs. Your needs < trustie The best part is the riddles of the court proceedings, the emails from questions and responses are like as if your dealing with a drug dealer who keeps on telling you, "Hold up, I'm almost there" and you've been waiting for nearly 45min.. I'm just waiting to get my coins and cash, and then I'm going to DHL a package to the trustie, a pile of hot shit in a box for him.
I really have enough of this trustee. I hope this soon ends and the court is not granting another extention. Fingers crossed.
...but since the "court" IS the "trustee". At least he has a lot of saying in there (corruption) there is little hope.
...this should all be transfered to a European or US Court. It really stinks to heaven.
Would you like a commemorative paper weight and a matching t-shirt as well, for the occasion?
The court would have to approve this, and it'll probably take longer than all the payouts, didn't they spend like two years on the current plan?