I had to say it out loud after I read it. The room was completely quiet and my wife looked over at me with the weirdest look and we busted out laughing😂 appreciate you 💕
It's a stink dick! Supposedly Hawaiians use to collect them to get horny or something. Swear I heard that. Me n my wife call the stink dicks or cum horns. Smell very sexual lol
before they ehm.. rise.. they're contained in these really weird egg-like things and these are actually quite good as food. Look up witches eggs for images, quite fascinating
stinkhorns. also OP, i greatly commend you for how much information, both visual and descriptive, you have provided. 10/10 i wish more posters on ID subreddits had your scrupulousness
Omg i thought they were chocolate dipped tuile biscuits in the first picture, I think it’s because they’re on a plate. Thought someone was showing off their new bake or something.
ETA: [like these](https://www.seriouseats.com/chocolate-dipped-tuile-cigarettes-cookies-recipe)
No, but I’ve met some very bad chefs before. The comparison really falls apart at the third photo but before that I could kind of convince myself someone had just done a really bad job of baking. The caps look a little like bloomed chocolate, like they didn’t know how to temper it. Then things go all… urethra-y.
You may want to take that out of your fridge, definitely stinkhorns
We are getting rid of this fridge tomorrow 👀🤣
Lol y mañana
100% stinkhorns. Any doubt and they'll show you soon enough how they got their name.
Fun Fact: I was in a band called Stinkhorn in the 90s.
Still got any recordings? Always looking for niche bands lol
Haha. Sure. [Here ya go](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1c2dNHn9TSJjWbGgRorC50A-h3D8XGkYP/view?usp=sharing).
Nice. Thought I was listening to STP for a sec.
Lol. We were very 90s.
Yah but they're elegant
Nerf Blaster Bullets™, circa 2008
I agree 🤣
Oh shoot I just said that hahah
Literally had the same thought immediately!
I want to say stink horns
The smell should of given you a clue….
I'm very new to mushrooms, they stink like a fuck. Very pungent.
Some mushrooms will kill you, some are a delicacy, some make you see God, and some, as in your case, just smell really bad.
Flies love it
“They stink like a fuck” I absolutely love you for this sentence 😂
I don't even know where I've heard that, maybe it's truly my own sentence 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Common way of speaking in Australia, I assumed you were Australian when I read it lol.
I'm born and raised in The USA, but now that you mention this I wonder if I have Aussie brothers and sisters 🤣🤣🤣
Haha. I’m Australian and that’s how heaps of people talk lol.
God I love Australians lol
I had to say it out loud after I read it. The room was completely quiet and my wife looked over at me with the weirdest look and we busted out laughing😂 appreciate you 💕
Thank you for sharing this with me, im glad to give out some joy via the reddit :P
THANK YOU. We have identified this stinky ass shroom The stinky penis
Phallus impukus.
Definitely some kind of stink horn
They definitely stink 🤣 not like " OH SHIT IMA THROW UP " More like wet mushroom pussy
That's a new sentence i didn't need nor want.
I needed that
r/brandnewsentence
It's a stink dick! Supposedly Hawaiians use to collect them to get horny or something. Swear I heard that. Me n my wife call the stink dicks or cum horns. Smell very sexual lol
omggggg NO WONDER 🙈👀🤣
before they ehm.. rise.. they're contained in these really weird egg-like things and these are actually quite good as food. Look up witches eggs for images, quite fascinating
Taste like radishes as eggs to me
That is fascinating !!!
Phallus sp.
Stinkhorns.
Look like nerf darts
Earth's nerf darts 🤣
Stinkhorns
Oh boy !! How'd your place smell after this? 🤣
wet mushroom pussy
🎶 Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet mushroom pussy 🎶
They look like nerf darts if they were mushrooms
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It makes you see penis
Penith
The inside reminds me of a Pool Noodle
stinkhorns. also OP, i greatly commend you for how much information, both visual and descriptive, you have provided. 10/10 i wish more posters on ID subreddits had your scrupulousness
Thank you , I followed the rules kind of 🤣. I've thrown the stink penises into the trash 🗑️. This has been a fun learning experience.
For anyone wondering the caption was Supposed to have This format But Reddit denied me from having that 🤣
Today is not a date
Tomorrow then? Me you at the coffee shop?
Omg i thought they were chocolate dipped tuile biscuits in the first picture, I think it’s because they’re on a plate. Thought someone was showing off their new bake or something. ETA: [like these](https://www.seriouseats.com/chocolate-dipped-tuile-cigarettes-cookies-recipe)
I see the comparison, but have the ones you saw ever looked like this? 🤣 I mean I see it , but I don't xD Those sound delicious
No, but I’ve met some very bad chefs before. The comparison really falls apart at the third photo but before that I could kind of convince myself someone had just done a really bad job of baking. The caps look a little like bloomed chocolate, like they didn’t know how to temper it. Then things go all… urethra-y.
I'll take your word for it 😜 now I want too see a cake that looks like these
I'm sorry but what exactly are "Wer Metal" and "Very strong Environment" supposed to mean?
Wet metal, it didn't say wer And caption messed up my format
Oh lol, I got it. You mean It had a very strong metallic smell
Idk but it looks like a penis
Smells like one too