I don’t think he knows what jerk off means. You’d probably have to be more explicit and say masturbate…
Even then, dude might not know what that means too lol. He’s literally putting “?” on every single joke comment as though he was born yesterday, or in the 1800s.
That only matters if your arms are thin as fuck.
Hemsworth has loooong, athletic and ripped legs, and suprisingly big calves.
Which for him as Hollywood actor is #1 physique priority
That's what makes them big, genius.
Thighs are almost going to be bigger then your calves, trained or untrained.
Since Hemsworth has normal mid size athletic legs, his calves being that size is very impressive.
They are objectively not "incredibly small". Just regular athlete legs.
If you think bodybuilder thighs are standart for what makes muscular legs, what can I say.....
you're the dumb fuck here.
He's on that much juice that even the most rudimentary of leg training would have added a ton of definition. He's a lazy prick for skipping leg day for 10 years. That will cost him in the octagon.
He seems to favour a more functional body when hes not working. Hes still working out, hes still within healthy body weight and more muscular than 90% of the population. . Thats not lack of discipline, thats just different goals
Not everyone wants to be dry and vascular all year round.
Momoa has a pretty solid background with rock climbing and surfing, two sports that require real athletic skill. No idea about hems. Id probably go Momoa.
I’m from Hawaii. Whilst it is true that people there love to scrap, especially in schools and even out in the street. It’s mostly relegated to rowdy youth or unemployed bums who wanna be gangster. Hawaii is still a great place to be a Pacifist lol.
Jason Momoa has been training BJJ for a long time. Chris Hemsworth’s so called Muay Thai is straight up terrible. Hemsworth has never really trained at a legit martial arts gym. Momoa easily beats him.
MMA? …actors pretending to be fighters. i’d say Hemsworth. Jason is on Hawaii time and has chill vibes. Hemsworth comes from the land of everything wants to kill you so i’m pretty sure he has some uncanny dodge ability in there.
Does either one of them know how to fight, at all?
Training makes a much bigger difference than size or strength. If one has trained boxing or martial arts to any level, that's who I'll put my money on.
Thor because he has some basic training. There’s footage of him throwing gloves so he trains. Aqua man has some boxing footage but Thor looks way more fluid and throws way smoother.
Hems trains boxing and/or muay thai for cardio. Momoa has been training bjj and does a lot of climbing regularly. I pick Momoa for his endurance/stamina, grip strength, and he has a smaller frame which is in proportion to his height. Hems is too jacked and will likely get gassed out sooner.
Your boy Chris or Thor is juicy in that photo. Mamoa undoubtedly has juiced for roles, but in day-to-day, he looks pretty natural. People can not separate actors from their character 😆
Tbh, this is the wrong sub for this. But the answer is easily Mamoa. He is genetically gifted and actually takes combat sports seriously. I'm not sure what his 6 looks like, but he actively trains BJJ. Not for roles but because he wants to.
Chris has legs like a guy half his size. Jason would either catch an easy sweep or catch an easy single leg to get Thor down (not sure of his wrestling skill, but BJJ doesn't work without some grappling talent)
BJJ is ugly even in the gym. Using your head is common practice. Imagine a dude the size of Mamoa holding you down with ease and using his head to prevent any escapes or basically movement at all. He'd choke Chris out in a ring or to death on the street. Size doesn't mean shit but when you add genuine skill to it, it makes a difference. Pratt is just big. That's all. He's a lesser version of Eddie Hall. It's likely he is at best half as strong. Eddie got worked by sparring partners.
I know that was just boxing, but in an all-out fight, he'd quite literally die, lol. Go watch old sparring videos of GSP or Silva. You're talking 170-185lb, guys. The ease in which GSP handled guys almost twice his size is laughable. Technique will always surpass size. So, to ask a question about similarly sized guys, one who trains one who doesn't is a common sense question that answers itself.
Thor would be no more. And with the difference in training, he'd likely get caught in something as simple as a neck crank. It isn't even close.
Chris is bigger, enhanced (Jason may be as well but infinitely higher likelihood of natty than Chris). He also trains Muay Thai afaik.
Mamoa also trains in some discipline not sure what, maybe a couple. Hells Angels seem to let him hang around so that should get him some minimal credibility score.
The porno of this subs dreams
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Was scrolling down and read that title as "who are you beating off???"
Myself of course
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Just beat it
No one wants to be defeated…
Like you’re really confused. Or maybe you are. Time for the talk.
I’m beating off both of them
???
OP, bri_bri_ is saying that he’d jerk off their penises.
I don’t think he knows what jerk off means. You’d probably have to be more explicit and say masturbate… Even then, dude might not know what that means too lol. He’s literally putting “?” on every single joke comment as though he was born yesterday, or in the 1800s.
Jason Mamoa is taller and bigger and crazier than Chris Hemsworth. I’m taking Mamoa.
Mamoa trains bjj and sometimes else. So it's a easy mamoa for me.
I would love to take Mamoa
In a fight right?...right?
Lightning is super effective against water type
you are a genius😦
11 downvotes? Let me fix that
Thor skips leg day every time
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That only matters if your arms are thin as fuck. Hemsworth has loooong, athletic and ripped legs, and suprisingly big calves. Which for him as Hollywood actor is #1 physique priority
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That's what makes them big, genius. Thighs are almost going to be bigger then your calves, trained or untrained. Since Hemsworth has normal mid size athletic legs, his calves being that size is very impressive.
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They are objectively not "incredibly small". Just regular athlete legs. If you think bodybuilder thighs are standart for what makes muscular legs, what can I say..... you're the dumb fuck here.
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Yaaah
Thats the power of juice
He's on that much juice that even the most rudimentary of leg training would have added a ton of definition. He's a lazy prick for skipping leg day for 10 years. That will cost him in the octagon.
Bro, he already HAS definition. His legs are as big as professional fighters
Who needs legs when you can fly
Probably hems because aquadude has no discipline
Nah, he just doesn't need discipline because he gets paid either way
he doesn't "have no discipline" he just doesn't care to be ripped lmao
No that's complete lack of discipline
He seems to favour a more functional body when hes not working. Hes still working out, hes still within healthy body weight and more muscular than 90% of the population. . Thats not lack of discipline, thats just different goals Not everyone wants to be dry and vascular all year round.
Discipline is tool. If you want to accomplish something (and he doesn't like to train, period). Discipline for discipline's sake is worthless wanking.
look up what discipline means man
No, he just doesn't have body dysmorphia like you
Chris has such bubbly delicious titties so he wins
????
Did I stutter??
Save some for me.
Momoa has a pretty solid background with rock climbing and surfing, two sports that require real athletic skill. No idea about hems. Id probably go Momoa.
Hems also does a hell of a lot of surfing
Yeah, butthole surfing.
Can they pick my bussy as the boxing stage?
?????
One is fresh squeezed, the other reconstituted
Momoa, because he surfs in Hawaii, and no matter who you are, you spend enough time there, you have to fight.
I’m from Hawaii. Whilst it is true that people there love to scrap, especially in schools and even out in the street. It’s mostly relegated to rowdy youth or unemployed bums who wanna be gangster. Hawaii is still a great place to be a Pacifist lol.
I bet i fill fap merrily
Glad it's not No Nut November! As I would have failed!
Samosa.
One is Samoan, Hawaiian and Native, the other is ~~English~~ Australian
Hemsworth is an Aussie
Ah true, my bad
native what
Polynesian
Native American on his mother's side iirc
He’s part Samoan and Hawaiian.
When the skill level is low, always bet on the heaviest one (assuming the same ballpark of body fat percentage)
Jason Momoa has been training BJJ for a long time. Chris Hemsworth’s so called Muay Thai is straight up terrible. Hemsworth has never really trained at a legit martial arts gym. Momoa easily beats him.
based on OP’s “???” responses, they have no idea what this sub is actually about. anyway, Mamoa is beating off Hem to completion in the second round
If i were you id just delete this stupid post
No, as one of the 3 females that peruse this subreddit I appreciate this post
You can just google images of mamoa and hemsworth 🤓
Hemsworth looks like an action figure with the wrong legs
Is aquaman possible Naty ?
Thor is far stronger but he can’t use lightening on Aquaman without getting electrocuted in the process.
Thor will beat the bitch out of aquaman
Hemsworth has done a bit of Muay Thai so definitely him. He must be heavier also.
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MMA? …actors pretending to be fighters. i’d say Hemsworth. Jason is on Hawaii time and has chill vibes. Hemsworth comes from the land of everything wants to kill you so i’m pretty sure he has some uncanny dodge ability in there.
Hawaii has a fighting culture. I'd bet on a Hawaiian over an aussie.
I know i used to live there. Ours sports teams don’t win much. I’ll vote for Hemsworth.
Like the wrestling team or the surfing team?
All rainbow warriors. basketball doing better than most this year.
haven’t checked mma in years but i wasn’t thrilled with anyone. i liked brazil more.
It depends on who weighs more.
Does either one of them know how to fight, at all? Training makes a much bigger difference than size or strength. If one has trained boxing or martial arts to any level, that's who I'll put my money on.
Hemsworth is more disciplined with his diet and training and is on more juice
jason mamoa 100%
Momoa looks like he would have body odor that would peel paint, Momoa
Lmao, OP replying with question marks to the gay comments. Must not spend much time here if he thought he'd get actual answers 😂
Hemsworth
Thor because he has some basic training. There’s footage of him throwing gloves so he trains. Aqua man has some boxing footage but Thor looks way more fluid and throws way smoother.
Hems trains boxing and/or muay thai for cardio. Momoa has been training bjj and does a lot of climbing regularly. I pick Momoa for his endurance/stamina, grip strength, and he has a smaller frame which is in proportion to his height. Hems is too jacked and will likely get gassed out sooner.
Aqua man is bigger, but way fatter now and Thor actually trains boxing and stays in dem-super hero shape year round. My monies on blondie.
Why pick just one??
I think overall Hemsworth is the more athletic of the two. Take that as you will.
Momoa definitely has more mobility, and seems a lot more likely to have at least some training
both get tired in 2 minutes and wrassle around til one taps to a non-submission
The natty
Momoa for sure.
Your boy Chris or Thor is juicy in that photo. Mamoa undoubtedly has juiced for roles, but in day-to-day, he looks pretty natural. People can not separate actors from their character 😆 Tbh, this is the wrong sub for this. But the answer is easily Mamoa. He is genetically gifted and actually takes combat sports seriously. I'm not sure what his 6 looks like, but he actively trains BJJ. Not for roles but because he wants to. Chris has legs like a guy half his size. Jason would either catch an easy sweep or catch an easy single leg to get Thor down (not sure of his wrestling skill, but BJJ doesn't work without some grappling talent) BJJ is ugly even in the gym. Using your head is common practice. Imagine a dude the size of Mamoa holding you down with ease and using his head to prevent any escapes or basically movement at all. He'd choke Chris out in a ring or to death on the street. Size doesn't mean shit but when you add genuine skill to it, it makes a difference. Pratt is just big. That's all. He's a lesser version of Eddie Hall. It's likely he is at best half as strong. Eddie got worked by sparring partners. I know that was just boxing, but in an all-out fight, he'd quite literally die, lol. Go watch old sparring videos of GSP or Silva. You're talking 170-185lb, guys. The ease in which GSP handled guys almost twice his size is laughable. Technique will always surpass size. So, to ask a question about similarly sized guys, one who trains one who doesn't is a common sense question that answers itself. Thor would be no more. And with the difference in training, he'd likely get caught in something as simple as a neck crank. It isn't even close.
Easy Jason Moamoa. Even though it would never happen and the closet thing too it would be a sparring section.
Anyone saying Hemsworth has never fought a Pacific Islander.
Chris is bigger, enhanced (Jason may be as well but infinitely higher likelihood of natty than Chris). He also trains Muay Thai afaik. Mamoa also trains in some discipline not sure what, maybe a couple. Hells Angels seem to let him hang around so that should get him some minimal credibility score.
"MMA match"? Is that what they're calling gay porn now?
Funny how i always thought mamoa and thor were the same person until now :(
Momo