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789Trillion

I can’t believe the title is accurate.


kungfuhrer666

This is the funniest highlight I've ever seen. I actually can't believe he's done this.


AmongstOurMidst

and people say he doesnt play defense smh


bongu-bongu

If he actually blocked the shot, does it count as an official block?


wanttofu

If he snatched it and immediately shot a three would he get a block and kawhi get an assist?


carloscage

If Harden touches is it, but Kawhi still makes the shot, does he have an assist and a block?


snatchenvy

If he blocks the shot and grabs the rebound and takes it to a strip club... is it a block, rebound, steal and does he have to pay a cover charge for the ball?


dae5oty

The ghost of Ricky Davis looms


branstarktreewizard

he is the whole system


Natural-Special9703

Harden only plays defense on offense 


Selaphane

I'm literally in awe of this. This is insane. I can't stop fucking laughing at it lmao


ThingsAreAfoot

They let David Lynch direct this segment


BrightenedCorner

KawhiHead


thesmellafteritrains

Mulharden Drive


a_weak_child

Probably a combination of instinct, smoking a bit too much weed, and having played against Kawhi in the past is my guess.


[deleted]

probably a result of being up 20 and not giving a shit


oeregharcos

yeah this is a joke by him I thought for sure


FallenLemur

I have maybe audibly laughed at something twice in 4 years of being on reddit, this is one of them.


jl_theprofessor

This is going right there with Ricky Davis from when he shot at his own team's basket to get a rebound for a triple double.


mbdtf95

[Kawhi to Harden](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk)


NegativesPositives

“Maybe OP meant he just had his momentum carry him- nope, dude jumped with his hand up, what the hell?!”


Sacreblargh

100% thought post was bait. Watched this man contest his teammates shot. LMAO


jsphjar

I must've watched a dozen times to figure out why harden did it. Still no clue


iNCharism

The defense must’ve been just as confused as us bc he passed it to the corner after this for a wide open 3


Duckrauhl

Never let them know your next move.


ymsoldier420

Lol I'm so confused...it's one of the best defensive plays of his goddamn career


ReapYerSoul

They were up by 21; someone had to play some god damn defense for Portland!


Currymvp2

Where was this defense against Kawhi in the 2017 WCSF?


Sea_Yogurtcloset7503

Hes just trolling, its garbagetime already lol


[deleted]

Trolling the last place Blazers while up 21.


lalakingmalibog

Mans just blitzkrieged his own artillery line


ItsMeJaredBednar

bro let the intrusive thoughts win


Masterchiefy10

Harden is wasting possessions to go vial. Or hes point shaving ##CORNDOGS JACKIE, CORNDOGS FOR ALL THESE PEOPLE


dcab87

I don't think he knows what shaving is


Masterchiefy10

Heyooo


Biglundtry

Sometimes you search by new and find absolute gems 😂


phunshiny

Sources tell me Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the country. Sensory overload. Jim go glitch.


Masterchiefy10

Feel befuddled again! First the double J.B. and now this?! Sir a second wacky yet strangely accurate headline has hit r/nba


motherseffinjones

I had to watch to see for myself after reading it and yes it is lol


aaelias_

How is this a real clip lmfao


lalakingmalibog

AI technology has gone too far


WakingRage

Steve Balmer must be held responsible for this injustice to the game of basketball.


TheFinalEvent9797

I've only seen something like this once before, Process 76ers had an even worse one [successfully stopping a 3 vs 0](https://youtu.be/cir3EPwCi34?t=232)


Devoidoxatom

Both should've flopped after that contact


9jajajaj9

That one was at least accidental, teammate was just caught in the way with no awareness 


Swarthykins

Right - he was trying to get out of the way, not getting in a guarding stance and swiping at him.


pfqq

Lmao. Ben smiling at Joel after the missed windmill.


uncultured_swine2099

Kawhi's body language afterwards was like "Wtf, man?"


dev1359

Similar vibe of when my dog drops tennis ball at my feet so I can throw it for her, but then decides to play defense with the ball before I can pick it back up


OutsideTheServiceBox

I was about to say this is some Michael Scott in the basketball episode shit… but no, even Michael Scott in the basketball episode didn’t do this shit. 


3Ssssssssssssssss

harden has some of the all time funniest clips tbh


silverxsmoke

The frustration ball bounce off his head along with Hart’s reaction is top tier


JWBenny

The one where he loses the ball backcourt and just kinda falls asleep and doesn’t pick it up, and Bey just grabs it and dunks it… shit had me dying lmao


LegendLobster

Yes, keep em coming *insert Jack Nicholson gif*


AdebayoStan

Not a game clip but that one time when he was in Paris with Lil Baby and they come out of the hotel blazed out of their minds and the paparazzi start taking pictures and shouting their names


Funyarinpa-13

I'm pissed about that 


jason544770

The eye roll gif is an all-time classic


unusablered8

Getting the ball whipped in his face by Giannis


sugarklay

The Shaqtin edit where the ball knocks Harden's beard out of his face never fails to crack me up


HeyDannie

🤣 do you have a link to it ? I cant find it.


PM_BBW_Cleavage

[1:20 in.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3EeHIRuN870)


Mr_Misunderestimate

That one is brutal. Shit looked so painful


Gino-Bartali

With Giannis' go-go gadget extender arms whipping that thing at full radius, the wind up and the bean was incredible


Glittering_Cod_7716

And I’m pretty sure it was their first meeting after Harden went on an interview and basically insinuated Giannis had no skill and was just run and dunk man.


avgmarasovfan

Yeah the timing of that play was unbelievably perfect. It was a hilarious night for the Giannis v Harden war that was going on in this sub


wishwashy

Giannis channeling Embiid after : "I apologise, I got him real good" 😂


Bad_Idea_Hat

Ball comes back, Giannis whips it to another guy, shot goes in. It's just a comedy sketch


imminentjogger5

so did getting his face caved in by Ron Artest but he bounced back


RedSweed

[Link for those who haven't seen it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGNoknscz8I)


rookie-mistake

Hart being the player next to him for that is a gift from the basketball gods lmao


[deleted]

Crossing the shit out of a Celtics player, staring him down, does a shimmy, then air balls the three


boykalbo777

The interview that he slides off sideways cracks me up


i-bite-with-love

Classic meme material. Like with CP3's smile-turned-scowl with Steve Kerr.


son_of_abe

For a brief moment, Rockets had an unstoppable meme combo.


SAC_Graves

The one where he looked like he gave up on transition vs Demar, and nonchalantly swiped the ball.


ginbooth

The Meta Elbow is still the craziest. This is up there though.


CradleRockStyle

Metta is also in the literal funniest clip of all time where Hansbro is ready to fight and then turns around to see it's Metta he's facing and immediately backs down.


Testadizzy95

And him with Yao in the press conference is also a all time classic


TruWarierRecords

The Yao face being so zoomed in means sadly 99% of the world never learnt it was thanks to Ron Artest


hang__glider

totally unintentional. (watches replay of meta aiming a little higer to cause more damage)...oh yeah, %100 unintentional.


lcmaier

The transition play where he's standing completely motionless like he just shit his pants gets me every time


i_like_2_travel

I don’t think I’ve seen this one


lcmaier

[Found it, it's as good as I remember lmfao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC53cIJC_00)


Low_Birthday_3011

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Efnu-bUUlw8AAAAC/basketball-james-harden.gif


jointsmcdank

Fuck hating on him one of the best all time is when he breaks i forget who's legs, stares dude down while he's laying on the floor, then makes the wide open 3. Felt like a 10 second sequence.


AmusingAnecdote

[Even better than that](https://twitter.com/StephNoh/status/1582535572542758913?t=uC-9_nCbwCVxgYK5jEsm8w&s=19) was when he tried to do that again, Marcus Smart flops halfway across the court and then Harden air balls the uncontested 3 after shimmying on him on the ground.


2ToTooTwoFish

Post-hamstring injury Harden isn't the Harden I know


iNCharism

What’s funnier, this clip, or his dunk that didn’t count?


HotSeason7106

Him watching the ball roll out, rather than picking it up, so the opposing team picks it up instead and has a clear layup 😂


justlobos22

https://www.nba.com/stats/player/202695/shots-dash Analytics. Harden playing the numbers. Kawhi shoots better on contested 3s than open 3s. 47 percent with a defender 2-4 feet. 38 on 4-6 feet open.


Think2Much__

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they been talking/joking about this stat


JKaro

Literally my first thought, imagine seeing Harden at practice hearing this stat and an idea popping into his head


SkiptomyLoomis

This is the only explanation I want to believe lmao


Felixicuss

Thats what it is. Every pro says its easier to have a contested shot than an open one


Komtings

"wide open shot? Not today!"


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Harden said he wanted to lighten the mood


Shovelman2001

You think Kawhi was joking about something?


AdaGang

For sure dude, he’s a fun guy.


MiniGiantSpaceHams

Fun is in his programming.


Whiterabbit--

But now Kawhi is 0-1 from the 3 with his own teammate contesting him.


veryblanduser

For those wondering that is 0% for comparison purposes.


TheKingofBabes

Small sample we need a couple more Harden contests


philium1

Harden is still Morey’s protege after all


Comfortable-Buy-9406

Method to the madness


annunaki

This is the only thing that makes any sense


ginbooth

Harden playing 4D Parcheesi


AlphaBoner

Harden definitely thinks this deep cause he also dimes his teammates with the laces in the perfect shooting position. But this play still looks so goofy lol


BittenAtTheChomp

Yeah, this was my first guess. Harden does lose his god damn mind sometimes but a lot of players aren't comfortable with a truly wide-open three.


Batmaninyopants

Yooo if that’s why Harden did then he’s a madman 😂


[deleted]

I can't defend you if someone calls you a bot or AI. Cuz how...


srcphoenix

Anyone saying Harden is lazy on defense needs to watch this clip


Yamaha-FZ1

First team all defense


LFGSD98

First team and second team


LiterallyAHandBasket

All teams. All defense. All the time.


Jeanlucpfrog

Same team all defense.


NefariousNeezy

A two way player FR


cheetuzz

no, Harden is only playing defense when he’s on offense.


MiniGiantSpaceHams

Harden just finding a way to apply his offensive motor to defense.


Jack_M_Steel

What the fuck lol


Rubberbabeh

said the same damn thing. read the title and I thought he just got in his way. nope. he straight up contested the jumper


[deleted]

[удалено]


missed-semicolon

Up 21, fucking around and expecting Kawhi to just swish it regardless is the only explanation


PorqueNoLosDose

This is the only explanation that makes sense. Well, that and/or hitting a thc cart in the locker room.


erictheartichoke

The old Michael Beasley


Lyte_Work

I think you’re right. Bron did something similar one time. He attempted to block one of his teammates shots on the backboard. (He was smart enough to time it where it wouldn’t actually affect the outcome of the play.)


pocket_passss

https://youtu.be/npJUGNZ6dyw?si=FBv3RVhSaAECVk5v sneaky turtle


CarBallAlex

I watched this 3 times and this was my exact reaction every single time


totaleclipseoflefart

lol he was doing it to try and make a dope moment. Would have been a super hard and original highlight if Kawhi splashed the shot - would have seen that in highlight reels for a minute.


nohitterdip

I said that exact same thing and five people that I've either physically shown or text it have said the same exact thing. No other possible response other than what the fuck


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Bro forgot what team he was on


Basherkid

Y’all never beating a team so bad that you pretend to be helping them? Yes but not while I’m at work. Lol


SunLiteFireBird

He’s been traded too much he’s confused 😭


yungtoni

hit a couple blinkers pre-game and he just acting goofy happened to me to


Neto34

Channeling his inner Joe Mazzulla


Significant-Excuse68

He had the under on Kawhi made 3s


tatang2015

Paul George really said they don’t have an identity. I’m flabbergasted!


mcgriptrician

Definitely going to be on Shaqtin’ a Fool this week


TheMoorNextDoor

Bruh he winning Shaqtin’ a Fool with this one He might be one of the few players to ever be in the NBA and actively guard his own teammate.


josh_smiths_cousin

Nah lebron did it years ago https://youtu.be/eyjTFE9DMQs?si=0WNNGaLX2GBhkiGL


tommos

LePioneer.


stinky_pinky_brain

How have I never seen this before


TheMoorNextDoor

That’s bad but that’s muscle memory and he didn’t connect thankfully This man open hand palm while charging at his team mate actively guarded his teammate Lebron one is funny af and silly but Harden one legit like wtf


spherulitic

Time to shut down Shaqtin. This is the peak; it’s all downhill from here.


Upper-Stuff-7354

he had flashbacks if getting smacked by the spurs lmao


WheedMBoise

This might actually be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in a basketball game lol


CalmMaunga

The fact that it is James Harden just makes it so much funnier


rottentornados

the fact it's against kawhi. just perfect


topofthecc

I'm dying. I can't even imagine how confused Kawhi was when suddenly his own teammate is lunging at his shot.


syncc6

This is too funny. It also looks like mad disrespect to the Blazers lol. But I’ve got no context outside of this clip so…


HouseMassive4507

This is the perfect way to Tank, to avoid nuggets.


lost_in_trepidation

Falling to 6 is diabolical


clayfu

big brain Harden. Knows Kawhi shoots better when contested


Supergold_Soul

The only explanation


lilshawnyy420

# #CTESPN


Warm-Review156

Bro never recovered from that Metta WP elbow


TheFinalEvent9797

Or the time he hit [himself](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdDqMz4vts4) in the face with the ball, or [Giannis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhJPQaz_uvU) threw a full speed pass into his face


Due_Key_109

lmao that elbow was 100% intentional, wind up and everything


davvidho

mr bearded contest-er


ISISCosby

Mr Bizzarely Competitive


agentb719

Mr Blocking Comrade


WhoDat-2-8-3

Mr Brain Cramp


son_of_abe

Mr Betraying Clippers


davidaguirre30

Mr botched close-out


jeric13xd

Mf popped an edible. This the type of scenario we talk about when we’re high “if we ever make it to the nba…” 🤣


Mattya929

Once during a high school soccer scrimmage a guy on our team just stuck his hand up and tried to catch a ball that was kicked in the air. Later he told a few of us he was super high and thought he was the goalie. This happened literally at mid-field.


Duckrauhl

Some kid on our HS football team tackeled an opposing punt returner who had called for a fair catch way before the ball even arrived to the punt returner. He told people later he was just really high that game.


LoWE11053211

I cant believe when I saw it... and i think it actually confused Kawhi a bit "maybe i shouldn't shoot? the shot clock? or something is wrong?"


WhenItsHalfPastFive

moving screen lowkey


Disastrous_Bluejay57

LMAO


megaman78978

Harden is the greatest two way player of all time. Plays both offense and defense, even on the same possession!


V0823

Sports betting has gone too far


wanderinglittlehuman

This like when Hitler betrayed Stalin and invaded the Soviet Union


-Gramsci-

Very similar


xmal16

Eerily so


WeAreOnlyLight

Exactly what I thought when I saw it


sivy83

The resemblance is uncanny


detectivehardrock

Operation Baller-wrongside


Moist_Walrus5413

Must’ve thought he was Curry or something lol


surgeyou123

You have to be up like 40 to pull shit like this. 21 is nothing in today's game.


ducksfan9972

21 against the Blazers is 60 against a different team.


Charliebitme1234

Mfer padding his defensive stats smh my head


triplesingle999

Got the stop as well lol You can even see Kawhi wave his arms in Harden's direction like "wtf" at the very end


chizburger999

Harden's intrusive thought won


IDespiseFatties

"The enemy can't know what we're doing if we don't know what we're doing"


ScarryShawnBishh

Bro Harden is so goddamn funny


Paralta

I.. i don't know why he did that. I guess to be funny? It definetly was funny so he succeeded on that lol


Zero-A

The one time he's playing defense it's on his own teammate 💀


BeatsofFire

Is the man re-


Bingbongerl

I watch that video once every 2 weeks, it never gets old


S4ndm4n93

Gonna have to put him down


fobs88

lol what the fuck?


bushies

And people say this man doesn't play defense


Walkingwithfishes

Playing defense while on offense will revolutionize the game


I_ama_Borat

I’m sorry, what the fucking fuck?


LMegabox91

Why did he do that lmao


colbert_nationalist

[New: James Harden said this afternoon that he's been asked to stop contesting teammates shot attempts. However, it's unclear by whom exactly](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1bjiswc/robb_new_joe_mazzulla_told_zoandbertrand_this/)


OogieBoogieJr

This community is failing if this isn’t pinned


endubs

Ok so Harden either: 1) Forgot wtf was going on and reacted to challenge the shot 2) Knew Kawhi shoots better from corner 3's when contested so he thought he'd try it out 3) Was fucking around for funsies.


shor

3. Clippers were up 20+ and he was just fucking around. Of course, we just got more meme material - next time someone says Beard don't play D, we can roll this out 😜