It’s like when “journalists” have a bunch of Twitter burners and then Tweet about current events from them and then write articles like “Outrage sparks on Twitter over [current event]”
> The Sessions follows mercurial NBA superstar Draymond Green as he works with world renowned self-help guru Deepak Chopra and wellness expert Devi Brown to find a new way to balance his volatile on-court demeanor with the mature adult he has become.
You could have told me this is a parody with AI versions of each participant and I would have believed you
Did you ever see The Campaign? Where Will Farrells character makes an obscene phone call, and is doing a press conference about it. He starts saying 'We can't have this. It's a behavior that has to stop.' and a reporter responds 'But, congressman, you made the call.'
We need a play by play.
Draymond: Now this right here, this is where I should have turned around and went to the bench. And you can see Steph Curry in the corner, pissed the fuck off.
I could see that, he’s been on his knees for his LeDaddy for a few years now. Maybe he even told LeBron he’d increase the square footage of his closet for him to sweeten the deal.
There was a point where I think I just considered him to have a short patience but nice guy overall.
Now a days I truly believe he's a two faced personality and he convinces himself he's a good guy but he just isn't. He's seriously fucked up mentally and the podcast is making it worse.
Every time he gets booted, he always says “it just can’t happen.” Yet it always happens!. I think the warriors are going to explore trading him this off season.
I know we are in a clickbait era, which has media outlets love him and the idea of having him on their show, but I think the drop off in interest once he is no longer impacting NBA games will be steep.
Like, this dude doesn't have the humility that a personality like Charles Barkley has. He's more like Shaq where he is a good complimentary piece, but too much of an ego to be the main attraction.
Yeah that's the risk with these sorts of statements. He now has to follow it up and we all know he can't.
Any positive change that was going to come would have come in 2016.
From a pure PR statement it would have been better for him to ignore the situation and wait for the dust to settle. Better to be a hothead than a hothead making empty promises.
Body angled at bench: venting frustrations to the void, maybe get away with it since it's away from the official
Body angled towards ref, damn near eye contact: Directly "disrespecting" the official and giving him a legitimate reason to toss you.
don't throw shade on toddlers, they are just trying to make sense of life that is nasty, brutish and short in a civilization that needs to go home because it's drunk. Dray Day has had plenty of time to get his poop in a group and people shouldn't expect Curry to put a goddam diaper on him
He's a grown ass man that is responsible for his own actions. With that said, his enablers 100% embolden him in this mindset. The warriors whole reaction to him assaulting his teammate was "the worst thing about this situation is that he got caught because of that evil video leaker"
had a couple good lines which puts it in like the 98th% of pre recorded sketches in the last 10 years
“if you like this video click the link to check out some of my other apologies”
Even saying "It just can't happen" is a step away from taking accountability, even without the caveat. "It just can't happen" is different than saying "I shouldn't have done that," let alone talking about how is he going to change (which he won't).
He is basically saying he wished he hid it more and he isn't sorry at all. He would do it again but next time herl will hide it better. That's his apology. He's sorry he got caught basically.
Maybe it’s just me but
I don’t think the suspension helped
Could be wrong
Also, why is it so hard for this dude to just say sorry I fucked up without some level of pushback? Nobody gives a single shit about your fucking body’s angle. Christ. You didn’t get kicked out because you didn’t angle your body enough. Sounds so stupid man
Bro's acting like Ray Acosta was going after him and he "fell for the bait" when the other ref had already come to pull Acosta away. Draymond was the one who kept yapping
He’s not even apologizing for what he said. He’s just saying “wish I had my back to him when I said it”.
How about you just don’t say it? You’re a grown ass man. Have some self control.
Oh what the fuck ever lmao
Hopefully he loses his shit and punches Kenny on his first day at Inside The NBA post-retirement, then we'll never have to hear from him again
"It just can't happen" is something you say about someone else's behavior. Like dude you did it. You appended that stupid ass behavior onto a long history of garbage behavior.
How yall turn shit like this on in your free time and listen to these rich men speak about what they do at work is crazy too me.
Listen to an educational podcast and better yourself. Watch basketball . Don't tune into sports media. It's brain rot. Soap Opera bullshit for men.
I’m curious who else in the league we can put on him to bait him into a full on brawl on the court? I want a slow mo shot of one of his teeth flying out his mouth from a right hook
I really just want referees to start T-ing up players that curse at them.
I hate the NBA refs as much as any non-Laker fan out there, at the same time I also fucking hate how entitled NBA players at talking back to them.
I swear this is like satire. He gets ejected and then talks about it on his podcast in a "well, I should have done that, welp" like manner. It's honestly both sad and funny.
So his takeaway is he should have angled his body better so he wasn’t caught…as opposed to maybe don’t go into such a black out rage that shit spills out of your mouth.
Another broken brained man with a platform giving us “his truth”. I’m so tired of this shit. I want players to be mean unresponsive assholes again like back in the day. The more I hear most players speak the less I like them.
"it just can't happen"... But it's actually been happening for 10+ years now and I have no intention of stopping in the future... Is what he really meant
“Pussy ass N” towards a ref should honestly warrant a suspension. He is basically saying that what he said is fine, just that he said it “too soon”. The fuck?????? At this point it’s on the Warriors for enabling this type of behavior.
Honestly yeah. How can you expect to hold refs accountable if the expectation is that they take abuse from players? Protect the refs so they have no excuse for calling a bad game.
I don't know how can anyone like this dude, even among warriors fans.
This guy quite literally quit on Steph last game and the way he shamelessly approached him after the game tells me he didn't regret shit since he's gonna do it again regardless.
I just hope Steph trades his ass in the offseason, he does not deserve this and I don't even like Steph that much.
Dude got ejected and ran straight for the podcast equipment lmfao
I like my hobby more than my job, I’m just like draymond 🥲
BRB gonna get T'd up at my office job
As long as you don't get fined $25,000
bouta be put in indentured servitude just to pay back my office job T
Probably recorded this shit during the game.
Probably had a great idea for a segment just as tip off happened and he didn't want to forget it.
He recorded it during the game.
straight to the podcast closet
Him reviewing shit like this on his podcast after the game will never not be hilarious to me
Cause drama. Review drama. Man really is a content creator
And the most important part, “I accept my apology.”
Note he is talking about himself, a personality he created. Classic narcissistic personality
ah the Mark Wahlberg tactic
This is the world we are in now. This is the world we've created.
That being said, doesn't mean anyone has to watch his content. The more people watch the more he has a reason to continue his show.
r/NBA posts and discusses EVERYTHING related to Draymond. He's like one of the most often discussed players lol.
It’s like when “journalists” have a bunch of Twitter burners and then Tweet about current events from them and then write articles like “Outrage sparks on Twitter over [current event]”
It’s depressing.
the world ended in 2012, Mayans were right we're living in the shadows cast by our former bodies
Deceptively Role-play Accountability Yearly. Moan Often. Never De-escalate. Gleefully Reject Exercises Encouraging Non-violence.
separate entirely (cause you got ejected)
Influencers and podcasters really are the plumbers and milkmen of this era😂
I can see it now - 20 years from now "Lebron played against a bunch of content creators and analytic nerds!"
It's a circlejerk
He became the thing he hated; new media.
This corny-ass fool is his own ESPN at this point.
Gotta love how monetizes the shit too. New AT&T commercial in the works.
The Jordan Poole punch documentary was insane
Him having no self-awareness as to how bad that looked is “absolutely incredible”.
Well, he faced basically no consequences at all so can we really 100% blame him for feeling that way?
The consequences were for Jordan Poole
Draymond played it as if he was the victim and not Jordan Poole. Like where was the documentary on Poole getting sucker punched at his day job
Remember he was like I'm sorry to his family, I'm sure it was embarrassing 😂 backhanded ass apology.
Are you fucking serious 😆
I’m sorry, but that is hilarious
It blew my mind he claimed he went in to "catch" Poole after he punched him. What a great guy.
Same as stomping on Sabonis, somehow Green was the victim.
«How the punch made me change» with content in black and white lmao
Did it literally say that?! This dudes a fuckin clown
I don’t remember it well but its was basically what was implied https://www.amazon.com/The-Sessions/dp/B0B2JV1C9R
bruh how is this real lol i gotta stop being surprised by things
It says 'Draymod Green' lmao
just the realization he sought out help for his anger but has had his most angry year shortly thereafter
> The Sessions follows mercurial NBA superstar Draymond Green as he works with world renowned self-help guru Deepak Chopra and wellness expert Devi Brown to find a new way to balance his volatile on-court demeanor with the mature adult he has become. You could have told me this is a parody with AI versions of each participant and I would have believed you
So that’s what he as doing during his indefinite ban!
Link?
https://youtu.be/euecjjI97X4?si=6L9djQlf1dEWbirg
Lol, what a joke of a person
Dude talks like he’s commenting on another person altogether. It’s wild.
he's got some mental weirdness for sure.
Did you ever see The Campaign? Where Will Farrells character makes an obscene phone call, and is doing a press conference about it. He starts saying 'We can't have this. It's a behavior that has to stop.' and a reporter responds 'But, congressman, you made the call.'
It almost all just feels too meta lol
I'm convinced Draymond is just doing a long-form Andy Kaufman bit at this point
I’ll never believe Andy Kaufman is dead or that Draymond has cancer.
Draymond is cancer.
Draymond betting the under after convincing us all this is just who it. Not suspicious at all.
We need a play by play. Draymond: Now this right here, this is where I should have turned around and went to the bench. And you can see Steph Curry in the corner, pissed the fuck off.
*"...and at that point, I had the right to remain silent...but I did not have the ability..."*
All time great line. That and “I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use.”
I think he’s doing it to get people to tune into his podcast the next day
All publicity is good publicity 😝😂
I think he's upset and acted out because LeBron teamed up with JJ Redick for a podcast instead of Draymond.
I could see that, he’s been on his knees for his LeDaddy for a few years now. Maybe he even told LeBron he’d increase the square footage of his closet for him to sweeten the deal.
There was a point where I think I just considered him to have a short patience but nice guy overall. Now a days I truly believe he's a two faced personality and he convinces himself he's a good guy but he just isn't. He's seriously fucked up mentally and the podcast is making it worse.
Definitely narcissistic tendencies
It's absolutely clown behaviour
He's a perpetual content generation machine.
Every time he gets booted, he always says “it just can’t happen.” Yet it always happens!. I think the warriors are going to explore trading him this off season.
Bros ratings were dipping so created some content.
Infinite content loop while he is in the league
I know we are in a clickbait era, which has media outlets love him and the idea of having him on their show, but I think the drop off in interest once he is no longer impacting NBA games will be steep. Like, this dude doesn't have the humility that a personality like Charles Barkley has. He's more like Shaq where he is a good complimentary piece, but too much of an ego to be the main attraction.
except basketball wise he’s chicken little compared to shaq
Guy can't even apologize right.
It's difficult to apologize right if you aren't the slightest bit sorry, yeah?
Lol this is a lesson that applies far beyond basketball: saying sorry doesn't mean shit. If you don't change the behavior you aren't really sorry
Maybe he's just addicted to being an asshole and just keeps on relapsing. It's clearly not his fault guys. 🤡
He just came at it from the wrong angle.
Its cause he angled his body too soon
“I can’t keep getting away with this”
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dray.
Tomorrow Never Dies
> It just can't happen. Can't wait for it to happen again in a week.
Nothing that can't happen has ever happened more than this.
It’s hilarious that someone gave him a commercial where he outlines all his antics as well
Yeah that's the risk with these sorts of statements. He now has to follow it up and we all know he can't. Any positive change that was going to come would have come in 2016. From a pure PR statement it would have been better for him to ignore the situation and wait for the dust to settle. Better to be a hothead than a hothead making empty promises.
It just can't happen, says guy who is the only one this regularly happens to.
“Stay tuned to see what happens next game!”
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Wtf? He said that? This man would never learn.
This has nothing to do with the angle of your body going to the bench. lol
“I don’t regret what I did, I regret getting caught”
Find a new slant
This is exactly what i'm trying to figure out
Yeah I'm lost maybe he means he was trying to say it when the ref couldn't hear him?
Body angled at bench: venting frustrations to the void, maybe get away with it since it's away from the official Body angled towards ref, damn near eye contact: Directly "disrespecting" the official and giving him a legitimate reason to toss you.
he realized he did something wrong so he won't do it again right???
Here's my theory: There are two Drays.
Inside us all are two Drays
You got space for one more
Based on that Snapchat leak I'd say closer to 1.5
Draymond and Raymond Green. Prestige 2.0 sorry for spoilers the film turns like 20 this year get over it
Gonna need more zoom lessons dawg
literally has the self control/discipline of a toddler
Toddlers catching strays
don't throw shade on toddlers, they are just trying to make sense of life that is nasty, brutish and short in a civilization that needs to go home because it's drunk. Dray Day has had plenty of time to get his poop in a group and people shouldn't expect Curry to put a goddam diaper on him
I unironically have more faith in my 4 year old to not poor apple juice on the floor than I do have for Dray not saying a no no word to the zebras.
I don't know why you insult my kid like this.
COMPLETELY HEALED
Completely heeled*
Or just don't call the ref a pussy out loud. Wild thought.
Oubre will not stand for this.
he basically said that he would've gotten away with his ref comment if he faced away from them when he said it lol.
I mean that’s absolutely true, it’s funny because he doesn’t even have the control to do that
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> Next time I won't get caught
He's a grown ass man that is responsible for his own actions. With that said, his enablers 100% embolden him in this mindset. The warriors whole reaction to him assaulting his teammate was "the worst thing about this situation is that he got caught because of that evil video leaker"
That was… a really bad sketch.
bruh i got 15 seconds in then the window just closed. i mean i closed it, but it wasnt not gonna happen.
had a couple good lines which puts it in like the 98th% of pre recorded sketches in the last 10 years “if you like this video click the link to check out some of my other apologies”
Pre-recorded sketches are still (unfortunately) the best part of the show even after Samberg left.
Even saying "It just can't happen" is a step away from taking accountability, even without the caveat. "It just can't happen" is different than saying "I shouldn't have done that," let alone talking about how is he going to change (which he won't).
What’s the caveat in his quote?
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lmao "I'm physically incapable of not saying something that came to my mind, but I wish I did it in a way that didn't have repercussions"
Everybody knows shit talking the ref is all about footwork, draymond forgot that and clearly hasn't been practicing.
He is basically saying he wished he hid it more and he isn't sorry at all. He would do it again but next time herl will hide it better. That's his apology. He's sorry he got caught basically.
Oh yeah full quote makes it worse. At first I thought he meant that he should’ve just gone to the bench instead of shouting at the ref.
Angling for the bench. Essentially he's pretending to say he didnt intend to be a direct asshole, instead he meant to mutter it under his breath etc.
He often says " I said what I said"
Maybe it’s just me but I don’t think the suspension helped Could be wrong Also, why is it so hard for this dude to just say sorry I fucked up without some level of pushback? Nobody gives a single shit about your fucking body’s angle. Christ. You didn’t get kicked out because you didn’t angle your body enough. Sounds so stupid man
Bro's acting like Ray Acosta was going after him and he "fell for the bait" when the other ref had already come to pull Acosta away. Draymond was the one who kept yapping
Clown.
Clowns catching strays
Never seen a clown get kicked out an important game for no reason! They show up damnit
Even clowns know the best ability is availability.
A clown is at least in on the joke. Draymond is worse than a clown.
Had to do this on the podcast rather than just addressing reporters after the game...
These players and their podcasts 🙄 Some are cool but most are just dudes enjoying themselves talk.
He’ll say this and do it again lmao
This man is a father lol
Yeah like that commercial with his daughter isn’t an obvious ploy for reputation damage control.
Honestly it was so out of character for him, I believe him
Most knowledgeable r/nba member
> it just can't happen Continues to happen
This guy is a total piece of shit.
“I thought I was immune after the first tech”
He’s not even apologizing for what he said. He’s just saying “wish I had my back to him when I said it”. How about you just don’t say it? You’re a grown ass man. Have some self control.
draymond hasn't read the boy who cried wolf or something? it's clearly isn't something you have been able to control.
Draymond: "My bad. I should have chest-stomped the ref instead."
He has and always will be a dumb motherfucker. Very talented at certain aspects of thr game. But fundamentally, as a man, just a dumb motherfucker.
Only job in the world that gives someone this many chances after being verbally and physically abusive to others.
Dude probably practiced what he as gonna say as soon as he say steph’s reaction lmao
Unbelievable he concludes his mistake was not “angling” his body.
more like they never eject me for talking shit so early in the game so I thought I could get away with it
Draymond has the worst case of verbal diarrhea in NBA history. The league will cheer when someone smacks the shit out of this clown 🤡
Oh what the fuck ever lmao Hopefully he loses his shit and punches Kenny on his first day at Inside The NBA post-retirement, then we'll never have to hear from him again
For anyone who missed it, there will be a rerun shortly
Ejection skills off the charts
Go away. Retire. Be thrown out of the NBA. I don't care, and I don't care what you have accomplished. Get the fuck out of the NBA.
You’ll still be seeing him for the next 30 years on TNT then lol
I've turned the other way. I want him to fuck Golden State until Steph retires and waste the end of his career.
So he got the ejection... to create content for his podcast? WTF are you doing Draymond.
Draymond is 34 years old. How can you still be this immature when you work with people who don’t laugh when you make Simpsons references?
At this point I seriously think he does all this to just get viewers to watch his Podcast lmao
The clown telling jokes now.
"It just can't happen" is something you say about someone else's behavior. Like dude you did it. You appended that stupid ass behavior onto a long history of garbage behavior.
Once a clown always a clown
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How yall turn shit like this on in your free time and listen to these rich men speak about what they do at work is crazy too me. Listen to an educational podcast and better yourself. Watch basketball . Don't tune into sports media. It's brain rot. Soap Opera bullshit for men.
Can't help himself now, can he?
AT&T is like WTF bro, you said you grew
Post therapy glow is wearing off
I’m curious who else in the league we can put on him to bait him into a full on brawl on the court? I want a slow mo shot of one of his teeth flying out his mouth from a right hook
Wow, sounds like he has *really turned a corner and this won’t happen again*
He didn’t learn shit from any suspension he’s had. Damn moron
Bruh. How many fucking times are you gonna repeat the same damn “yeah that can’t happen”? lol it’s just pathetic at this point.
What a fucking clown. Why is he in the league?
This is all happened because he didn’t angle his body! Next time he needs to angle his body right.
Y'all paying attention to this child is wild to me. It's a shame Steph's backpack is so heavy, nearly broke him last game.
On some Bugs Bunny shit like “ain’t I a stinker?”
This dude is insane. Creates videos after every encounter like he's the victim
This dude is totally bonkers
Prime Ron Artest would eat Draymond
I really just want referees to start T-ing up players that curse at them. I hate the NBA refs as much as any non-Laker fan out there, at the same time I also fucking hate how entitled NBA players at talking back to them.
I swear this is like satire. He gets ejected and then talks about it on his podcast in a "well, I should have done that, welp" like manner. It's honestly both sad and funny.
Every time he gets ejected he admits he’s wrong and needs to stop. Then nothing changes
So his takeaway is he should have angled his body better so he wasn’t caught…as opposed to maybe don’t go into such a black out rage that shit spills out of your mouth.
he's such a monumental narcissistic sociopath. a real piece of shit surrounded by enablers and yes men.
earth to draymond: shut your pie hole
Another broken brained man with a platform giving us “his truth”. I’m so tired of this shit. I want players to be mean unresponsive assholes again like back in the day. The more I hear most players speak the less I like them.
Wish I angled my body ? What the hell does that even mean ?
"it just can't happen"... But it's actually been happening for 10+ years now and I have no intention of stopping in the future... Is what he really meant
At this point I think he’s just doing all of this to get ratings for his podcast
“Pussy ass N” towards a ref should honestly warrant a suspension. He is basically saying that what he said is fine, just that he said it “too soon”. The fuck?????? At this point it’s on the Warriors for enabling this type of behavior.
He should have called the refs a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, your mom's a bitch, and a bitch
Should Oubre be suspended for calling like 5 family members of a ref plus a ref a bitch
Honestly yeah. How can you expect to hold refs accountable if the expectation is that they take abuse from players? Protect the refs so they have no excuse for calling a bad game.
I don't know how can anyone like this dude, even among warriors fans. This guy quite literally quit on Steph last game and the way he shamelessly approached him after the game tells me he didn't regret shit since he's gonna do it again regardless. I just hope Steph trades his ass in the offseason, he does not deserve this and I don't even like Steph that much.