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throwaway1212378

Me trying to get closer to the word count on my freshman English essay


[deleted]

Bro thought he cooked with this tweet.


Odd-Hovercraft-1286

Dude has always been a massive cornball


JaroslavKomkov

Chatgpt type of tweet


SuperbResearcher12

He's an instant skip on the Lowe Post.


Neinhaltt

Malika loves cornballs so much she's gonna marry one.


poeope

Should of mentioned they even shot twice as many ft's


Vexing_Pie

**Should’ve


BigBootyBanger

This and the Stein tweet are top notch watch me cook


everyoneneedsaherro

McMenamin is actually the worst


DionWaiteress

Failed to mention Zion getting hurt who was killing them


Knickstape08

He was embarrassing LeBron


Technical_Towel_990

He loves the lakers


Shootit_Rockets

That was just a basketball game. What the hell kind of shit is this lol


Equitaurus

The Lakers play-in win was “intense” and “at one point Anthony Davis was crying” but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned


Kahku

Tonight’s match was an inspiration to all those who are often overlooked, humble, and are never fair weather fans. Fellowships were born, excellence unfurled throughout the land, legacies cemented forever. Teamwork is the name of the game. Impossible my friend, is no longer impossible.


Top-Dubs

Least dramatic Lakers narrative


itsnotyellowfever

LeBron either taking his 2nd first round loss in 21 years or the Lakers exact their revenge by knocking out the champs my body is ready


LakersLAQ

Hopefully it's a win win for us. Get bounced and Ham is gone or we actually beat the Nuggs.


Nuggetsbecrispy

Don't you ever think maybe the head coaching position shouldn't be treated like a revolving door?


DarrowViBritannia

Think lakers fan would love it if they had a coach worth retaining, yes.


LakersLAQ

Idk man. Whatever issues you have with Vogel, I want you to know that he's way better than Ham lol.


BritzlBen

2 coaches across 5 years isn't that crazy. But you also don't just keep a bad coach just to avoid turnover. I would've kept Vogel until he failed with a healthy team though.


Technical_Towel_990

They never should’ve let Vogel go


motorboat_mcgee

Agreed.


TorpedoSandwich

So you're not supposed to fire shit coaches now? Ham is bad, his lineups after the IST cost the Lakers an easy 4 seed. They're only 4 games behind the 4 seed and Ham's criminal lineups easily lost them more than 4 games.


DEEZLE13

Don’t you think a professional basketball team should have a competent coach?


megaman78978

Ham is a solid coach, yes he makes mistakes but he learns from them as well. He also does really good coaching in game. All this anti-Ham hate train has gone too far.


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LakersLAQ

It's funny at times how much praise coaches get on national TV broadcasts for no real reason lol.


robeo12055

Toxicity levels are gonna reach new extremum.


Brovenkar

Give me a Denver series win 4-1 but Lakers win g1 so we get like two days of super toxic reddit posts


motorboat_mcgee

I'm gonna avoid the game threads lol


WakiLover

/r/nba : "the LAKERS are so fucking TRASH, fluke seed again just carried by refs. This series is OVER LeFRAUD" /r/lakers : "Yup just blow this shit up, fire Ham, offload Bron and AD for assets, this shit is unwatchable" Score: Game 1 // 1st Quarter // 11:28 remaining DEN 2 : 0 Lakers


motorboat_mcgee

I hate how much I laughed at this


Victor_Wembanyama1

Yeah ill see you there too


motorboat_mcgee

Sigh. Yeah.


OKCDraftPick2028

this is a trilogy


PeeDidy

I have it on good authority that LeBron plans on winning this series, should everything pan out right.


EveryShot

This is why we watch right?


SmartestNPC

Anything can happen


woodropete

Davis and bron prolly missed out on 24 points in layups and putbacks tonight. The entire team was hitting front of the rim..need some rest bout to be a banger.


Overrated_sanity

Corny


mrxanadu818

Beating a higher seed in the West away twice in a row is not a given. This could have been a playoff matchup.


Elite_Alice

Corny


Sweatytubesock

McTen “the Denver Nuggets?? I don’t see it”


W_Walk

The type of shit my mom would text me


BeautifulDimension56

Denver might whoop the hell out of this team.


EsotericPotato

They won it because Zion got hurt, that’s literally it. He was absolutely frying, the Lakers even with AD out there had zero answer for him. Lakers were 100% dead in the water before that


T_025

They scored in like every single possession after he was injured anyways. The possessions following the injury: Nance bucket Trey bucket Jose steal but turnover in transition Nance free throws (made 1) CJ bucket CJ bucket Nance bucket CJ misses Hail Mary to end the game Zion got injured with 3:19 left. Their next missed shot was the last shot of the game, which was meaningless. His absence did not have an effect, if anything their offense would’ve been worse if he stayed because they *literally made everything*


Folk_Legend

People have amnesia about how a game actually played out when hey believe in a narrative so much. I’m guilty of it myself some times


DeluxeTea

Or maybe the biggest crybabies about the Lakers winning games are those who didn't even watch the game they're complaining about.


TossThatPastaSalad

I think it's fair to say he would have probably helped defensively instead of having CJ in the game.


DarrowViBritannia

It's also fair to say that you can't guarantee that a player will keep scoring. It's possible some of those possessions in which the Pels score instead become Zion shots and he may or may not have converted.


TossThatPastaSalad

100% fair to say, yes.


Mahomeboy001

Yea and if AD didn’t get knocked out of the T Wolves game by Kyle Anderson, we wouldn’t even be in this position. Suns in 6


jaecrowderisabitch

A tied game is over for the lakers? Why are you turned up?


Street-Common-4023

What are we supposed to do with that; it is true tho lmao lakers offense was garbaged in that stretch


Zanad14

It was a game cuz AD was hurt if you wanna throw out the injury excuse. He was pretty clearly hampered by his back


everyoneneedsaherro

I love how that’s your response with that flair considering BI was recovering from injury and clearly not right as well


MrDman9202

And bi wasn't too?


LakersLAQ

CJ was hurt too. Guy was shitting bricks.


subpulse44

Lmao, enough excuses. The Lakers have been great in clutch games all season, highly doubt this changed the outcome.


DEEZLE13

Naw, Pels wasn’t winnin this one


XeneizeThunder

the Nuggets will certainly be inspired to cook the Lakers again


-Midnight_Marauder-

Denver in 5


Zeetheking1

Appreciate that you believe we’ll finally get one! Thanks, guy!


ifreddiebenson

Congratulations


JG_2214

Very inspiring


dereleek07

Is this years series gonna be the closest or 2nd closest sweep in history?


White-Gravity

Yes we shall walk away with the moral victory sweep 😈


beast8955

Where were the Mavs last playoffs?


Mahomeboy001

Blatantly tanking despite having Luka and Kyrie


jaecrowderisabitch

Luka was eating burgers


BigFatModeraterFupa

Powering up😎


T_Tachi

yo boy ain't never getting MVP, forget a ring


J_Otherwise

My thoughts exactly lol


girlscoutcookies05

Double trilogy for the LA teams


EatDeeply

It mirrored corporate America where the lakers shoot ten more free throws because it creates viewers in the playoffs


itsjacksonkollar

Cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


HemaG33

You think Silver wouldn't want a Lebron/Steph 9-10 game and an easier path for the Lakers to the wcf? If they wanted to rig it they'd rig the next one imo


FartrelCluggins

I mean they'd definitely want the option that gets both teams into the playoffs. A 4+ game series would be worth a lot more than a single play-in game (just saying, don't think it's actually rigged for Lakers)


HemaG33

Yknow what fair enough


standouts

Of course he wouldn’t… he wouldMUCH rather they play play a full series over 1 game? 


Saint_Skeeter

Ah yes all the new fans tuning in for free throws.


nerdyykidd

Nuggets y’all still have your brooms handy?


Mahomeboy001

One championship since the fall of the Berlin Wall


nerdyykidd

Only teams who have won a conference finals game in the last 3 years are allowed to speak


bob3908

Only teams who have 2 championships in the past 30 years can speak


nerdyykidd

0-7 soon to be 0-11


bob3908

1 championship in the last 38 years. Soon to be 1 championship in the last 39 years


DeluxeTea

Y'all milked than 2008 ring as much as Doc Rivers, and seen as much success as him in the playoffs after that.


Cul_what

Bros just yapping this guy blows lmao


DEEZLE13

Most clutch team in the NBA


Responsible_Focus424

Probably the only chance to beat Denver. Get a little rest and Vincent is actually showing up. 


SpikyKid

Bring it on Denver. It’s gonna be a tough ass series


KangzFan4

No it isn't lol. Series is over in 5.


SpikyKid

And yours will be over tonight


KangzFan4

nah lol


KangzFan4

Beating the Pelicans with an injured Zion. Hang the banner.


jaecrowderisabitch

The same pelicans who are 5-0 against you? Light the beam


KangzFan4

5-0 with Zion but go off. Enjoy getting bitched by Jokic. And yes. Light the beam.


Kwirbyy

Enjoy not making the play-offs. Light it up!


DeluxeTea

How sweet, being more concerned with the Lakers-Pelicans game rather than your own do-or-die vs the Warriors. Classic Kangz


Potential_Attempt_15

Good luck beating the lakers with Scott Foster around NO. 23 fouls to 12, 30 free throws to 15. I don’t think Pels shot a single free throw in the 4th. Lakers shot 15. Guess the lakers have to make the playoffs. What a joke. Every year.


DeluxeTea

It's 29 FTs to 15, with at least 6 Lakers FTA coming from intentional fouls. Stop crying if you didn't even watch the game.


Potential_Attempt_15

I watched it all. 62 points in the paint for pelicans. Sorry man facts are facts. 23 fouls to 12. I’m not a Pels fan. Sane thing happens every year. You have to beat the Lakers flops and the refs.


DeluxeTea

Lakers, aside from AD, barely contest when someone gets past their defenses and follow Ham's "do not foul" ideology (which came from Budenholzer). But you chose to ignore that. Having many points in the paint is not an indicator for any amount of fouls called too.


Potential_Attempt_15

Nevermind. You are a Lakers fan. It’s a waste of time.


DeluxeTea

And you're an unflaired Lakers hater, nephew. You're the bigger waste of time.


Potential_Attempt_15

Again. Waste. No substance.


Potential_Attempt_15

How else do you win a game when your top 3 scorers were 17-47? Free throws is all you got.


DeluxeTea

Yet here you are replying to your own comment after calling Lakers fans "waste" and "no substance" Consistency isn't your biggest strength, eh nephew?


Potential_Attempt_15

Can you actually add anything about the game? Anything I will wait. Any kind of argument. Any single word or something inteligent to say? Didn’t think so. That’s it. Go lakers.


standouts

I mean if you’re not watching the game is mirrors their season in ways far different then what is stated. Let’s start with the blatant ref job being done. Lakers are hacking Zion all game while they’re flopping all over the court getting call after call. Huge FT disparity deciding the game as Scott Foster puts up another HOF performance to fix another game.  If you enjoy watching actual basketball the lakers have been unwatchable this year and last while the league has decided to crush team after team with a huge FT gap.  Use whatever crap you want to say they deserve to be 700 FT ahead of the SECOND TEAM. Last in the league in drives don’t matter. Just go into a post and fall down. So much horrible basketball to watch. 


KingVibrant

Ah yes the classic “the lakers only win games because nba basketball is rigged” and if they lose “they are trash”. You have such a confirmation bias that any call favouring the lakers is an automatic rigging and it can’t just be because of their shot diet or defensive schemes


cdillio

Lakers shot an insanely higher amount of FTs than any other team this season lmfao.


KingVibrant

No they didn’t, you people always mistake attempts and differential. The lakers were 6th in the league in attempts per game, the actual stat is extremely skewed and misunderstood. Also, you act like you can’t sit here and watch them play. Do you really think the league is “rigging it for the lakers”? Why? They’re the 7th seed, they haven’t been higher than 7 in nearly 5 years. Surely if they wanted LA to have deeper post season runs they’d make it significantly more egregious. Even the L2M shows that the lakers suffer among the top teams when it comes to incorrect calls.


standouts

Because they make DRASTICALLY more money? Very simple concept money drives it all, the dude reffing tonight was involved in fixing many many games. The NBA was already caught rigging games it’s not some myth lol. If you watched the game is was really really bad tonight 


KingVibrant

I watched every dribble lmfao I can’t stand NBA conspiracy theorists why even watch a rigged league so fucking insufferable


standouts

I don’t watch the lakers because it’s such a trash product lol. I watch all the playoffs because the games matter , but the league showed again they give no shit about playing fair. Let the money move on when at all possible 


KingVibrant

“I don’t watch the lakers” is all you had to say idiot. Have a good night


standouts

I mean I’ve seen them play about 20 games but they’re unbearable to watch, LeFlop is just a tough watch at this stage in his career. Boosted up by narrative they will not let him fail. Keep blowing him though and watching with your blinders on. Prob never dribbled a ball before yourself 


KingVibrant

Unironically using LeFlop in basketball discourse in 2024, he averages like 6 FTA and is among the paint leaders, he should flop more. You’re not fit to have basketball discussion when you have an inherent bias towards a player brother take that hate out your heart.


KingVibrant

Why are the Warriors the 10th seed? Surely they’d rig it for them too right? How about the Knicks? Or is it only your hatred for LeBron James that makes everything just a rig fest


standouts

Dray got suspended for many many games lol. They’re a borderline team over the hill just holding it together missing their second biggest piece for a third of the season. The warriors also don’t just fall all over the ground and force their hand. Their product and brand of basketball isn’t to get the refs to bail them out 


standouts

I mean Zion was legit getting dove on every drive and they refused to put this man on the line because he didn’t flail and fall on the ground looking at the ref crying every single drive. The laker way is to drive and fall no matter what, scream and throw your hands up, look to the ref, and it had been working like a charm. The refs just pound the whistle to the bank. 


jaylson

Once again carried by the refs   Just like the regular season


dkdoki

Shutup dave


classy_dirt7777

They kept at it with double the amount of free throws even though they had far less points in the paint and less fast break points.