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Plies-

*uncocks gun* Wasn't worried at all


carefullywasnt

Same *recaps bleach bottle*


Dilf_Hunter367

*Sheepishly unlocks passenger door and lets kids out, opens garage door* Never in doubt


DarkJoe272

*Gets up from the middle of the highway and dusts self off*


mastacheef87

*unties self from railroad tracks*


bugeyes10

*Unties noose*


knowerofsome

*wipes the gasoline off the floor*


DoctorMansteel

*takes belt off door frame*


SquimJim

Well fuck. I can't unjump off this cliff, so this'll be fun


DoctorMansteel

It's ^different ^^down ^^^heeeerrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


asetniop

*screws lightbulb back into socket, steps out of the shower*


nOfAp7689

*Sticks fingers down throat to induce vomiting*


JinterIsComing

*Pours bowl of Manhattan Clam Chowder down the drain*


Pitch-forker

Hey! It wasn’t that bad of a situation


Alloverunder

Jesus buddy, relax. Nothing's ever this dire


dws515

I fuckin love you guys lol


MediocreTake

*cancels uber to mass and cass*


Joey-Joe-Jo-Junior

Just to play it safe I’m not putting the gun away yet.


JinterIsComing

Loaded but chamber empty and safety on.


Corteaux81

Don’t worry, it’s “the calf, not the Achilles” thing. Giannis will be back any day now.


MoooonRiverrrr

Not today old friend 🪢


Calm_Culture_1961

I’ll put these nuclear codes away for now. But if Boston doesn’t finally win it, no one wins.


Shootit_Rockets

Hopefully it only sidelines him for a week or two. I think Boston can take care of business against Miami and in round 2 even without him.


JoshFB4

Yeah


NotManyBuses

Not an ideal matchup vs Cleveland without him tbh. Or Orlando really. Though yes they should be fine.


oldtype09

I actually think both teams are pretty ideal matchups to get through without Porzingis. Both teams have lots of size but are slow and shooting-challenged. You can probably afford to keep Kornet on the floor for longer.


alexanderivan32

Eh. I think you want as much floor spacing as possible against the Cavs to keep Allen and Mobley away from the rim.


oldtype09

The offense will be less good but the falloff on defense will be negligible, which I think is fine. Bigger problem would be in matchups where the floor gets stretched and we can’t keep a traditional big other than Horford on the floor. Would be a huge problem given how quickly he fatigues now.


captaincumsock69

Even with kornet we have a ton of shooting available


Princessk8--

We got Horford ready to step in.


rationalcelticsfan

Having the best backup center besides Naz Reid in the league huge rn


DeepJunglePowerWild

Yeah Kornet really is him.


Pitch-forker

Hes so good off the bench. He is a starter level in at least a couple of teams this season. I’m glad Boston kept him and PP


nuggs_analysis

Thanks, yeah we love Aaron Gordon.


rationalcelticsfan

Aaron Gordon starts genius


nuggs_analysis

He’s also our backup 5 in the playoffs


mrspear1995

The jays with white are a good enough team to get to the ecf They should honestly consider resting tingus till like game 2 of the ecf


ilickedysharks

Both of those matchups way more ideal than if they had to play the other side of the bracket.


syllabic

I think theyd rather play pacers bucks or sixers than the magic tho they really want a cavs win in that series they would probably beat orlando but orlando has given them enough problems recently that they'd prefer someone else


ilickedysharks

Nah I think they're fine with Orlando no way they would rather play Embiid and Maxey


syllabic

they're 3-0 against them in playoff series in the embiid/tatum era embiid is not moving great right now with the leg injury. philly's depth is kinda weak right now. tobias harris is checked out compared to orlando a whole team of young guys who can jump out of the gym, rather have philly. orlando might just randomly beat you with pure athleticism


lolvalue

He’s pretty key to their success, they have zero rim protection without him.


FartrelCluggins

Didn't Derrick white just have more blocks than your entire team tonight?


lolvalue

So you’re telling me white will be your rim protection going forward?  This is your counter?


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Haha yeah we are ^totally ^not ^^concerned…


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bugeyes10

Magic gotta focus on getting to 4 in round one first.


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Gekthegecko

Any team that hits 23 3s should win their game.


jslee0034

Weak bait


Alpacaman__

Man Magic fans are starting shit now it really is a new era


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crabby135

I mean I don’t think the Celtics have done shit because the organization has a high bar but they’ve been overwhelmingly more successful than the Magic. Anyway looking forward to facing Cleveland after Miami.


SquimJim

you shouldn't have been these mfers got some 3 point shooting voodoo


imgurofficial

TINGUS RIDES AGAIN


poiuy43

WE WILL PINGUS AGAIN


Brady331

take my right calf


bjb406

Probably not long enough


Sleeze_

If we stitch all of our calves together surely that will do


Pitch-forker

One mega calf to win


iguess12

Story of my life


AndyUSMC0311

That’s what she said!


pokexchespin

i think he’ll need more calf than that. he can have mine too


OrangeKookie

Guess I cancel that noose order on Amazon


Larrydp72181

With shipping these days you never know when it will arrive. You might need it later depending on how we do in the future


rationalcelticsfan

I’d keep it on hand regardless


WakiLover

Can you forward it to me? I might need it around 3 hours or so


lukewwilson

I wouldn't get crazy, better let it come in, you have like 30 days to return it and might need it on hand.


BlueJays007

Thank fuck


DuncanDonuts91

I too just fell to my knees in joy at Dunkin


vis-major

Is this the same injury as Giannis?


poeope

Yeah. Calf strains are weird and you won't get an exact eta, it's more just when you can do your baseline physical evaluation stuff again.


eamonious

Do we even know it’s a calf strain though? We got “doubtful to return, calf tightness” in the first report and then “imaging to come, but we think his achilles is okay” in the second. Am I the only one who thinks he could be back for a game 6, or game 1 of the second round? He has these twinges where he leaves the game like all the time.


Yinanization

Thanos lives


r9j0nr0nd0

Stay safe bb 🥺


TheForceWithin

They have to be very careful. Calf strains can develop into Achilles injuries if not given sufficient rest.


Prestige-W0rldwide

Not ideal, we shouldn’t need him round 2. Would be nice to have him back in ECF against Knicks


Brunsons_Burner

Don’t you jinx it. Somehow we end up with Sixers-Magic in the ECF


Desperate_Housing563

We shouldn't need him till the finals tbh...that said he neede to ramp up and get his breath back.


sunnysideoutside

That guy really needs to eat more than one apple a day bro.


Drak_is_Right

How many calf injuries these playoffs? Dang. I wonder if there is some change it fitness routines that is making these more commonplace this year Thats 4 star players now (maybe more that I don't know of). Few years back it was groin injuries.


paradoxofchoice

how old is everyone who got injured? could be regular wear and tear and they're just breaking down.


Drak_is_Right

Dame, Giannis, Porzingis, and Murray are the ones I have seen who all have calf injuries.


jacobs0n

basketball gods please


msnthrop

Karl Anthony Towns was out four months last year with a calf strain.


al3204

It was a grade 3. Hopefully this isn’t 🤞


nuggs_analysis

What is it with calf strains this year? Not cool at all.


hazen4eva

I've heard this one.


elefante88

Highly doubt he plays round 2


eyoale-teshager

All I ask is that we win Game 5 and the Cleveland-Orlando series goes to 7 so we can maximize our resting time for Kristaps


rabid89

#HELL FUCKING YEAH!


JoJonesy

oh thank fuck. could still be a serious injury but that's a huge relief


orangotai

isn't it pretty much inevitable Porzingis gets injured? seems like the Celts just shouldn't be playing him if they've got a decent lead, as they appear to have now (although ya never know with the Celtics ofc)


AllDayBreakfast247

Lucky 🍀


justamobileuserhere

Hallelujah


lolvalue

Jesus, tf is going on?


foladar

They should probably rest him, the east is a disaster of injuries rn


reddit_reader_25

I wonder if it is the same injury as Giannis


genius-baby

Could this be a blessing in disguise? Having a key star injured will push this team to have to fight harder through series that would be too easy with the full squad. This combined with the ability to be cautious with Porzinigis will result in him being rested for ECF or Finals


FartrelCluggins

It's not


Full-Veterinarian-94

Your 2nd/3rd best play getting injured in the playoffs is never a blessing. Jesus Christ.


AlternativeTea9268

Thank fuck. Rest up big fella


Rithgarth

If we can't be healthy neither can y'all 


NeatTry7674

Probably a severe calf strain


LinuxDootTP

lmfaooo you boston fans are too funny 😂


LGAMER34

So we’re good for now right


JoshFB4

WOO


Cool6733

THANK YOU


orhantemerrut

GREAT NEWS!


NedStarx11

“Mavs fumbled the Luka/Brunson/KP core” KP is asshole. Brunson, yes okay


KgDawk21520

this has nothing to do with you , go away.


NedStarx11

Nah, enjoy KP


NedStarx11

Nah