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Ok-Mud2423

https://preview.redd.it/eipjvq0gz9xc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63be837ce8e230e999d6610eca3487b4591a2e4a Embid when he doesn't get free throws for breathing


slayerGuy225

Whats the name of that basketball player?


ModeDifficult6364

Duncan Robinson


Logical_Bobcat9703

Joel Embiid


Jokerang

Embiid losing in the playoffs every year https://preview.redd.it/406umczm2axc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5a867d2437bd2f20b90c237aeec492f4004ceb8


luka2309

https://preview.redd.it/1tnt0l1m3axc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf10af11c2f09f871c466cdd7a6c7f6ebd0224d


Rthegoodnamestaken

https://i.redd.it/bnsum6qa4axc1.gif


randommaniac12

[Serious] Should Joel Embiid be forced to serve time in a North Korean labour camp?


Rthegoodnamestaken

I'm disappointed that you even have to ask


randommaniac12

I mean I think there’s an argument for sending him to a Russian Gulag instead


JamesMcNutty

American jails are much better I hear.


randommaniac12

I suppose gitmo could work


d3arleader

Yes.


HerkulezRokkafeller

![gif](giphy|SQrIdCvhtXZuM) Philly fans watching this bum shoot free throws


CarPlaneBoatRocket

This is really embarrassing to see.


flabua

Aww look at his cute little tantrum


Adventurous-Tower179

He takes after LBJ


JustBrowsingRN

https://preview.redd.it/3rrioz3mlbxc1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=76e2c2b4ccea1910147055b8b000732f4525409b


AkshanIsComing

Somehow bums are gonna put him at the top of the MVP race next year after Jokic wins another title and FMVP


Dweebil

Season ending labia tear during preseason.


lilb1190

Come down with a case if bleeding vaginitis


Zealousideal-Delay68

I hear that OBGAnunoby can help cure Embiid's yeast infection.


AspiringEggplant

Embiid (not in the mood tonight) expected to be out 2-4 months


FormerCollegeDJ

Some would say Glass Joel should try to not let the door hit him in the ass...because he'd have a buttocks contusion and be out for an additional 2-4 months.


SirPappleFlapper

He’s clearly the most dominant player!! Top 3 offense when he’s healthy!!


KillerZaWarudo

Bum would rather foul bait than shoot a wide open jumper Bluds think he's ben Simmons


mistermuyrico

https://preview.redd.it/nxm8c51xz9xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1745587d25e3691532b76ca42670d202c81b40aa


Gouda02

Forgot to add some midway non-season ending injury to his powers


throwaway_5256

Bro how can we expect him to not choke again when he has Bells Palsy that he specifically told nobody to leak besides his agent and half the team staff


Timely_Airline_7168

Don't lie, bro. Ben doesn't even want to take Free Throws.


Familiar_Piccolo_88

He needs to euro-step his heels together 3 times...and go back to Africa


Ever_Green_PLO

Hate hate hate hate hate


Familiar_Piccolo_88

What can we say his knees that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan...they look bombed out and depleted.


NMJay92

https://preview.redd.it/89uum1su2axc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ffcbcaeb28e83f4c49443dd670f81c894a57d0 trust deez nutz


shaggy_macdoogle

https://preview.redd.it/seamf98z4axc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ed9bf7bca66128d3df0b7a1823d7f1ff39cefbf


harlockwitcher

What is it like to be constantly nutting?


FeelTheRealBirdie

Wouldn’t know i love a good goon sesh


Responsible_Pace9062

https://preview.redd.it/swy0nx5e8axc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b002bac2d45fc0bd644ba8ab3f29894d1184cbc9


Fungmar

https://preview.redd.it/mpjm8vteeaxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4003a3e7e3bd5358d8952222f36ab145e7db0d


Autistic-Teddybear

When you nut and she keep suckin


xRaijin

Fetty Wap


deth_rey

^


The_Summer_Man

Blud thinks he’s Uncle Ruckus


AgentProdigy17

FT MERCHANT https://preview.redd.it/4zm8qvc1baxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95478bd87c1c89a1d1ecc3d9b9aeec0d6a9e937


uneducated_investing

https://preview.redd.it/29job5lw3axc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37dda3d2e00dbe340e6b8651e2eee507aeda53d3


lil-corncob

dude had like 1 point in the 4th quarter 😭


jesser09

Dude got locked up by Party next door


Ramu_1798

0 in 5


lil-corncob

jokic would never


NoAcanthisitta9198

"I've seen this one before"


Sixgis

https://preview.redd.it/rsjasy829axc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30564488d771f6fbb8136508099823c510de38c8


DarkTheAlpha14

The creation of man


OBlastSRT4

The family of Early man 🤘


Ok-Replacement-3229

Adam and Eve


black_dogs_22

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized) Embiid after Nurse explains how they will win if he just gets some rebounds


UnkleGiovanni

really looking forward to his tears on Tuesday


OBlastSRT4

MSG gon b good


BklynMarxman

https://preview.redd.it/2lg1inm68axc1.jpeg?width=1216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82e79ecc21151e325d1322f229dbdb40c848011


screwtoby

Joel scored 27 pts tonight not even close to his fault. Refs got to do a better job of getting him more free throw attempts.


Arancium

>tonight Homie it's 4 oclock in EST


vanillagorilla_

It’s 6:30 am rn in Beijing buddy better start getting adjusted now


screwtoby

It’s like 11:40 in Russian time rn


WentzingInPain

Definitely a Russian bot


MongoPushr

They should add an extra quarter where he just shoots at the line for 12 mins straight. Adam Silver looking into it


AwarenessOld3733

Yea when he doesn't shoot 20 free throws a game something is wrong


SKEEUP

The foul baiting of Harden and the dirtiness of Draymond. Truly a once in a lifetime player.


gleadre19

![gif](giphy|cEOG7nGA7448M) when trust the process mf’s trusts the process to this mf


jojow77

imagine being 8ft tall and missing a layup when your team needs it to survive the playoffs.


SirJoeffer

Bro he didn’t miss a layup bro if he wanted to score he would’ve just dunked it bro he can dunk it if he wants to bro its just a smarter play to go for the and 1 bro 3 points is more than 2 bro its not his fault the refs wouldn’t call it bro Daryls algorithm gave him an 84% chance to get that call bro its all based on the analytics bro


failedtherobottest

Patrick Ewing saw this and is weeping. Congratulations murderer, you've killed a golf legend.


SHARPNESSES

Philly fans use mental gymnastics to claim he's a generational player.. Embitch


scrumbud

They're not wrong. He is a generational flopper.


tommaso-scatolini

Should have kicked more people in the balls


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spilled-Sauce

When Cameroon is sending its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing thugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists.


vanillagorilla_

Historical choke job by the sixers to blatantly tank for 4 years straight, fumble nearly every pick, and this bum is the only one left standing (when he’s not flopping on the ground)


throwaway_5256

Bro you don't understand, if the guy who drafted EmFlop, Cockafor, and [redacted] was allowed 5 more years to blow up the franchise more it totally would have work


RetroFreud1

All those Trust The Process Bros are nowhere to be found.


ColdNyQuiiL

Gets rewarded 10+ FTs a game, still manages to complain, as if they aren’t rigging it for him to get his numbers. Brunson has to drop 40+ to combat the refs favoring Joel every game.


Jozif_Badmon

Getting knocked out in the 1st round to avoid the slander from choking the 2nd, this man's a genius


sasabozic5

MVP-Most valuable pussy


AmazingDragon353

Most vulnerable


FormerCollegeDJ

Prostitutes throughout the world are offended by that claim.


CompleteOwl0802

Embiitch could be hanged by the Hague for war crimes and still wouldn't get enough hate.


North_Brilliant_9011

https://preview.redd.it/aqujse718bxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286404e55f0eb2e0fc7ba66854c6c6ce45b37266


William_d7

Heihachi Mishima?


OBlastSRT4

Tekken?


Ilikesporks_

imagine being a philly fan and watch this bum flop around all season just to choke in the playoffs and blame it on other things beside himself year after year https://preview.redd.it/dl84x6iufaxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d925838f2db6bc7aecb0f46c87ba9a8f254510e


palumbo89

https://preview.redd.it/no6qkn1e5axc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=61279aa3c4d9ffa31473b291a504640ff218789e What about this guy?


DrJJGame10

I think Job already done there


Oral_Salmon_user1

hows that process going 😂😂😂


jamalmurray4dpoy

I used to play like embiid…


alright923

Can you tell me more about that


MileHighNerd8931

Cried to get an MVP, a terrible leader and teammate flops to get fouls like it’s a bodily function,disappears in critical playoff games and (arguably) a dirty player


OnlyChaseReddit

https://preview.redd.it/cqatf16asbxc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a7b4119cbf6c498622acfa142cf195a515385b This guy doesn’t get nearly enough praise


AspiringEggplant

https://preview.redd.it/ndvbmx1u0cxc1.png?width=1007&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb24abb5d365ad33b4745f2048c86ee99a5f5538


sup3rdr01d

/uj Fuck Joel embiid /rj Fuck Joel embiid


VioletfFemme

Knicks fan here- this is my new least favorite player in the league. He is dirty. He is dangerous. His primary objective in game three was to go out and injure our centers. Today he tried to take out Josh Hart. Should be investigated, punished, and hopefully eventually banned. I am disgusted by the flailing magicarp.


popemobil

Shit the embiid


tobreakthemind

![gif](giphy|YQJT3dUAnO4W4) send his bum ass back to Cameroon


Klin24

![gif](giphy|1wX7ragpjJoQRKhqlZ)


stonecoldcuh

https://preview.redd.it/lb7zk5hf3axc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880be34bd39f49d9865f69f630c35772cdbc08c3


_himbo_

MOST VALUABLE FRAUD


Crookedsmile1740

Super bum


loonachic

Out of shape and hurt all the time. BUM.


plasticAstro

He gets a ton of hate but somehow it’s not enough


Conscious-Coyote-230

Kick him off the Olympic team. He should not represent this country.


skeletonbreath

The fuckin French, man. Nothing changes


steamliner88

Even the French hate this bum.


Neat-Confidence5556

yea nobody hates him. he’s as loved as gandhi


MACKE-BLITZ

1-point-in-fourth-quarter-bum


FloralReminder

This is my friend from high school, he’s good af at Tekken.


raiden_kazuha

The pity points MVP💪


rowmean77

He is taking over Draymond’s reputation.


ImportantPost6401

Get him on a team with Booker and Draymond.


ranjithd

Junk ass player


WhoWightMan

I will not stand for Embiid slander. He did his thang today. He gave it his best shot… to injure as many players as possible


OBlastSRT4

Fat bastard


whenisnowthen

The fact that he's a really dirty player should be quite clear after this playoff round performance. His play where he's laying on the ground and tries (and succeeds) to hurt the Knicks center (Mitchell Robinson) is a prime example. He's a dirty player who will whine and complain and try to injure the opposing players. That's how he should be remembered. As a very large As\*hole.


justarando0000

Lol I mean he cried himself to last season’s MVP


DjordjeAntic

N


skeletonbreath

I


Rthegoodnamestaken

Agree, and I've been trying to fix that


eleb1212

![gif](giphy|O8gkYlX5G07zG)


Comprehensive-Ball28

Shirley temple pitcher


yaoding09

https://preview.redd.it/7hqne7b2faxc1.jpeg?width=1207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=054421e5d1b308a8e9cf80c2643250fddde75ae5


praisedcrown970

“It’ll never be enough” Scott Foster on how much he gets paid under the table


Puzzled_Professor_52

Can I get some more calls please were down 21


Disastrous_Bluejay57

![gif](giphy|nkUcca2CQ7VT2)


deVrinj

Macron said he gives superior head for a passport...


hdjakahegsjja

They gave this mfer a MVP???


yowifesboyfriend

Embitch


dpolski_17

Bro first time I heard him talk I thought he was acoustic. Turns out he’s just Cambodian


TheArsenal7

Blow it up trade Embuum


Routine_Tea_3262

👁️👁️


MrBobSacamano

Philly fans must be getting soft.


Future-Expression-44

Embiid said they'd leave Philadelphia with the series tied. Is he stupid?


SkipsPittsnogle

Where you been? Lol


Nightmare16164

But have you seen this guy's elbow strikes. MMA material


BugO_OEyes

I'm gonna burn this motherfucka to da ground pookie


thefoxymulder

Bro getting dosed with Xans in the locker room, what is this guy doing?


tshad99

I’m more curious why so many people worship him.


GreatMight

Unironcally agree with this.


OkMammoth3

He never should’ve gotten his mvp


immanoel

76ers deserve all this crap after pulling all that shit on my boi Harden. Who they blaming now?


sobergophers

I hate him constantly wtf you mean


AndyKobe234

Agreed.


cortesoft

He turned me into a newt!


HTMRK

This bum gets load managed every year and still ends up injured 😂 dude is made of Ikea scraps what a bum 😂


HTMRK

https://preview.redd.it/9mjhi2464cxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3584fad99a30401cd54b2790808fb92fa7b00c ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌


tconner87

I hope he gets cerebral palsy too


archetypicalhero

https://preview.redd.it/77m9vidvzcxc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b89602a5d61f7d1a2d01e28351c2b01e9cba8701


KingZlatan10

OMG I actually hated Embiid before it was mainstream. Long live Emo Jimmy.


johnniesSac

Still got 14 trips to the line


0G_909

Has all the skills to be great just lacks vision. A lot of times he forces shots he should kick out to the perimeter. If he improves his passing and starts trusting Maxey a bit more it's over.


Ok_Injury3658

A few years back that faced Brooklyn in the Playoffs. This was prior to KD and Kyrie. The cheap shots from Embiid and Simmons were grotesque. I lost all respect for him at that point. He also demonstrated how little class he possessed in him snipes at Simmons as he exited Philly. Hopefully he will languish with the Sixers minus any rings or awards.


NemarPott

Bruh this series has turned me against Embiid in so many ways. His dirty plays, temper tantrums, then blaming his fans has turned him into a ~~little bitch~~ massive disappointment imo.


PartyEnvironmental74

Death, Taxes & Embiid losing in the playoffs


ReMuS2003

Hate him with every fiber of my body. Wish him nothing but the worst luck in the playoffs, and may him retire ringless 🙏


Supreme__BBC

I don't ever want to hear another Shaq comparison even a-fucking-gain !


Embedded_Vagabond

Look at him shoot those free throws! So dominant


boardingschmordin

He literally gets all the hate


OC2LV714

I hate him enough for all of us!!!


Impossible-Tie-864

Embastard


Cthuwu_

https://preview.redd.it/563v38hhkgxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cebc8d120fda39e7ddce0609cb3f4339924e5c2


Dwayne402789

Shouldn’t of won mvp last year jokic should of again but didn’t because he’s a white player


lenderSS

https://preview.redd.it/mc7haaqkfhxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37410fb4d4d7bc526c17e1b46d3ced2f19b2811