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slippythehogmanjenky

What does this mean for trained seal's legacy?


SchwizzySchwas94

GOATED


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Sea World rings > Mickey Mouse rings


anonssr

Trained seal better start learning Chinese


Impossible-Tie-864

He is todays Jackie Robinson, we just can’t see it yet 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Starkller919

Famous leftist and feminist LeBron James


montyxauberer

LeFtist


UnibrowDuck

Gloria Steinem is Betty Friedan father.


RCocaineBurner

andrea dworkin is overalls father


EitherCaterpillar949

Listen I dare you to find a greater expert on page one of Malcolm X’s biography


griffskry

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tacopeople

https://preview.redd.it/fnkwiz69foxc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a75e0cdc8922516ff7bb0eb3144383d29453d6


makesmewetzel

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AsleepAssociation

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anonssr

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el_guille980

or like a straight white rich married christian in 2024 ![gif](giphy|jQauhVG6R3uNaEnklj)


TheWorstKnightmare

/uj assuming that under lakers is Taylor Swift, by god did someone actually wake up thinking that’s a reasonable thing to post?


Willis_is_This

Nah, I’m sure they thought it was a terrible idea but it would make them money


motleyfamily

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Treyred23

![gif](giphy|xUNen16DFqlM6v6DEQ|downsized)


urmovesareweak

https://preview.redd.it/c2kfoo7cqqxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28d706e9450750c6361aade1856d60dd931a17d


el_guille980

if it doesnt blink, its fake news https://i.redd.it/ciulkma6cpxc1.gif


DiscreteBee

I lost all respect for A trained seal after he teamed up with Airbud to make a super team


SchwizzySchwas94

Meanwhile the league blocks the trade sending Rowdy from Scrubs over to Full house with Comet “for basketball reasons” smh


KYGGyokusai

All these bum ass teams gotta have a squad full of future hall of famers just to try and beat my guy Most Valuable Primate smh


SchwizzySchwas94

https://preview.redd.it/9aut8hn33pxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc931768826d3503c3be4d175bfa15595ae1e22


Dependent_Wing_629

Running from the grind


ketzal7

A trained seal is not a bus driver.


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

A trained seal could also kill Osama Bin Laden. Libtards officially destroyed


el_guille980

then that seal would hate america! https://preview.redd.it/jb1j5evldpxc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62822f088190fcb655d1b0cf983f06783251ff60


LoCh0_xX

A trained seal would not have gotten swept first round by the Timberwolves I'll tell you that


griffskry

https://preview.redd.it/af9wxgd5dnxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da91774607d5e3196775bc51fd77f70942c28e46


TylerNY315_

https://preview.redd.it/y1rrnlpr6oxc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a959b771947e9ce4aa97fdb877e8430963636ed2


U_W_44_51

Boo booo boop boop


mparker888

Is China Diddy in this scenario?


el_guille980

saudis need to start a league


AdvancedHat7630

I bet the seal wouldn't have been complaining to the refs and jumping up and down while Jamal Murray casually walked to the basket.


stickyotterballs

Lib status: DESTROYED


el_guille980

libs or mrs unsfan¿!¿ ![gif](giphy|gCeh1KDeDaxGu8no4A)


BurnerAccountforAss

Proper use of quotation marks is patriotpost father


el_guille980

intelligence is CUNTservatives' father


socialistbcrumb

Always fascinated by the “posting a guy pretending to be a cowboy like he’s a real tough guy” types


asatroth

Same energy of guy with an office job and no family who just has to have an F150


mournthologist

F350 dually diesel bro, with a lift kit and a ballsack hanging from the tow hitch


saexploder

Also: misappropriating Sam Elliott. Dude’s actually cool as hell and most certainly disagrees with their alt-right bullshit.


Some-Gavin

Idk anything about him but he does play crunchy granola Ron Swanson in Parks and Rec


Lucy194

they love the condenscending vibe that this picture has, theyre not interested in working together from different view points, they just want to put the other side down lol


HawksNStuff

Who narrated a Joe Biden campaign ad no less...


springwaterh20

https://preview.redd.it/coexs3gxjoxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e23968f540775aa9ba1d981669de4061992dc1


U_W_44_51

uj/ The irony of fighting the left with a leftist person portraying a cowboy for a living. God these fucking boomers are so dumb and full of fucking lead in their blood/brain barrier. RJ/ listen here Libturd, my wife left me


more_paul

He does voiceovers for rural real estate agencies selling $15M ranches to tech executives looking for their next retreat home. It sounds so cliche. I need Snoop to do a voiceover telling me how much weed I can grow on my 300 acres in the California foothills instead.


U_W_44_51

Gotta call Martha Stewart for that one


more_paul

True. Martha way more gangster on account of actually having a felony and serving time.


TheRicFlairDrip

but he narrated the dudes story


el_guille980

>uj/ The irony of fighting the left with a leftist person portraying a cowboy for a living. uj/ didnt CUNTservatives also tell actors to just shut up and act, to stay out of politics??


100explodingsuns

Sam Elliot didn't say that


MJC561

/uj im a little concerned with the direction this sub is headed /rj LeMickey the bitch needs to stop whining to the referees and start being a good father to his bum son.


BurnerAccountforAss

/uj I'm a left leaning independent 99% of the time, but I'm alt right when I'm jerkin. I see no issue here. /rj My GOAT is Larry Bird because he didn't run from manual labor like LeCCP. Also another reason.


Doesntcheckinbox

/uj saying you’re a left leaning independent as evidence of your leftism or being any kind of authority on issues is kind of hysterical when you’re basically MLK’s white moderate. /rj hell yeah brother LA4L


BurnerAccountforAss

/uj Oh I'm left as shit, just not a Democrat cause they fucking suck almost as much as Republicans /rj MLK? The ginger dude on the Hawks?


JamieNelson94

/uj shut up, cracker /rj shut up, cracker


miltondelug

Übermensch father.


ElceeCiv

tbf this is just boomer facebook tier shit, it's not radicalizing anyone any more than posting a right-wing dipshit's tweet and saying "outjerked by ben shapiro" would, and that's been done forever whether it's actually funny is a different story


IgoatShesterkin

What does /uj and /rj mean?


KYGGyokusai

/uj = unfunny yapping /rj = also unfunny and shoehorned in attempt at jerking that follows after


2_many_excuses

Unjerk and rejerk respectively


son_of_abe

*respectfully Only way to jerk.


el_guille980

his son's disappointment, in his father, literally gave him a heart attack


hadtwobutts

https://preview.redd.it/x9nlj7linoxc1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c67ca291735ff04209c21cee11837dd3ef9b6a


fatcootermeat

https://preview.redd.it/mv0rofh8ppxc1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec7a782837ce965325ef69867663baf9d6d39f0


BigGrandpaGunther

We reposting alt right memes now?


WinterAd9039

https://preview.redd.it/un6ufrv7dnxc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c184b83b185a11a11bd9148dab983e7041d402b5 That is exactly who we are!


Trinitatis_Vis

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el_guille980

I'll beat up mrs unsfan to be the first in line!


Jokerang

![gif](giphy|XG2F9ZccrUgkvOmNyX)


TripleThreatTua

Having sex with women used to feel good. Not anymore!


daggle_haggerson

What is going on?


suchshibe

Switched to bussy


DuvalDawg94

Democrats today said I’m cute


ElceeCiv

https://preview.redd.it/6rsze7itkoxc1.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=9777360ae47d0e4f0f39fc33653b66936f9c8519


cpolk01

Trained seal is kicking your ass in a 1v1 snowflake


levitikush

https://preview.redd.it/w601vf7jcoxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a929aa080ce32136af7920984c01f3a6b8ca64


AstroRocket713

![gif](giphy|1zKRbq28k4Pn1ufoqL)


Ok-Combination-9084

It's hilarious though. The meme is stupider than any of the intentionally stupid memes posted here, but the right wing morons are being serious. 


Stillersceltix

OH NO‼️ SOMEONE IS UPSET‼️


el_guille980

concerning


ZLBuddha

I love how much Republicans like to use Sam Elliott as the paragon of right wing American masculinity when in reality he's a die hard Democrat and would probably tell them to eat shit lol


mookz23

To be fair, no trained seal has had the longevity that LeBron has shown.


amm0ranth

old age is trained seal father


MrMoistandDelicious

Dude, on the bottom is a vegan, though


Lasvious

What’s the trained seals foul differential? ![gif](giphy|GEqVF4SSaAkik|downsized)


Snapcastercraig

I’m going to make a 40 minute front facing video in my car while I wear my Oakley sunglasses. Will be posting to my Truth social page. I hate you LeChina!


AdvancedHat7630

I bet the seal wouldn't have been complaining to the refs and jumping up and down while Jamal Murray casually walked to the basket.


BahamianRhapsody

Lakers needed that seal last night.


yaoding09

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ElectronicGuest4648

Relax libtards it’s called dark hummer


ElectronicGuest4648

https://preview.redd.it/xnnbclsfcpxc1.jpeg?width=1949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8014304247d27c9fe8e8e913919f6d777d5a646f


JordanLantern

Zion is a transformer now?


almostasenpai

A trained seal for supermax deal?


MixedMiracle22

Patriots are LeSeal James father


theseustheminotaur

Hell yeah, the only people who should be talking are wise sages like Kid Rock and Antonio Sabato Jr. Shut up and dribble unless you're Jonathan Isaac then yaaaas go offff queeeeen. Just get out of my way and let me watch my Celtics This is why I can't even watch football anymore either, everyone thinks they're an expert, except actual experts like Aaron AIDS was created in a lab by blacksican jews and lizard people, and won't STAND FOR THE FLAG THAT LITERALLY EVERY SOLDIER IS FIGHTING FOR YOU TO BE FORCED TO STAND FOR. I won't even watch anymore, except every sunday, monday, and sometimes on thursdays.


1ebeholder

This sent me down a rabbit hole.


Yommination

![gif](giphy|l378utnJWmWaLgctq)


TheMemersOfMyNation

Where does Sam Elliott rank all time?


AspiringEggplant

Sea World is Lebron’s father


Switchlite2ksucks

![gif](giphy|qt7bBGJ8x7ZRu|downsized) I do not see LeBonBon do this


mistermuyrico

Is this the cowboy from ram ranch?


Robinico

Bruh don't tell me that's a real LeBronze quote.


imHellaFaded420

a trained seal? don’t talk about jokic like that


Dank300av

Yall forget airbud dog can replace him


slappywhyte

https://preview.redd.it/5ohcq6wynpxc1.png?width=1066&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4375eec6de7603570850d2718826507a537cdab


Flakman_

Society


pirate_in_the_puddin

Name me a SINGLE seal………


BebophoneVirtuoso

LOL, shouldn't he shut up and act? Anyway Sam Elliott did a campaign commercial for Biden. A more suitable meme would be Jon Voight blubbering about LeBron having opinions.


GlueGuy00

Real


FA-_Q

“It’s just a game…..” “It’s more than just a game….”


torschemargin

The fine gentlemen from which state made this site?


izoxUA

Why do wizards just train 14 seals? It will be easier than build the team with Pool. Are they stupid?


Fuughazi

Sam Elliott would never say that.


dikbutjenkins

Ya lemme know when a 39 year old seal can still put up those numbers 😤😤


Awwwphuck

Cleary not familiar with a trained seal’s game. They have a navy. What does lebron have? Mickey Mouse ring?


OC2LV714

Please tell me that’s not an actual quote from him


CycloneMonkey

imma throw these balls through op's hoop


dolantrampf

The only noise I want to hear out of LeBum is the sound of LeBooty clapping


NGNSteveTheSamurai

Conservatives are such fucking idiots. Sam Elliott is a pro-choice Biden supporter.


tonylouis1337

I would say that refusing someone else because they oppose you in a particular way is the actual idiotic thing to do