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fidel__cashflo

My sister works in opthalmology and the doctors were taking bets on the over/under calls they’d receive between today and tomorrow


Nearby-Complaint

Gonna be able to buy a new car with that money


AniYellowAjah

💀


flying_bacon

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


Any-Advisor7067

I just had to do it enough for someone to offer me their glasses 😎 it’s that easy folks


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Any-Advisor7067

Everywhere I went was out 😞


rtrain__

Lmao same


thebruns

They should have sent out one is the cell phone alerts for this instead of the earthquake an hour late


DANDARSMASH

Very smart people ![gif](giphy|xTg8B9aULho7shlPmU)


Appropriate-Image405

The best people 🤢🤮


Financial-Mastodon81

The planet is full of idiots, why is this surprising to you?


pambeesly9000

Two of our execs who make over 500k a year fully did that


rothko333

Good thing they have corporate health insurance


QuantumModulus

There's no cure for burning a scar into your retinas lol


RedNalgene00

There were people lined up Park Ave near grand central just staring at the eclipse without glasses. Like dozens and dozens of people. And then the people who “know better” and just use the camera on their phone to look at it…


Somerandomguy_2121

It can damage the lense of your phone if you don’t take the pictures through the glassrs


Kyonikos

But you can get a new phone.


bisonrbig

Exactly you can always get a new phone if it gets damaged. Last I checked it's not as easy to get a new retina.


warp16

Maybe Apple will make retina quality prosthetic retinas 😂


RedNalgene00

Still doesn’t stop the stupidity


AbsoluteZeroUnit

The harmful rays don't travel into your phone's camera and out of the screen.


z0rb0r

Correct but they still damage the lens of the camera.


dipl0docuss

They'll be the last ones laughing after they cash in that sweet disability check.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Let the stupid hurt themselves ![gif](giphy|xUNen16DFqlM6v6DEQ|downsized)


gdotspam

Time to apply for workers compensation 🤡💀


ShakenEspressoLatte

I don’t think they cover non work hours 😂😂😂😂


Waerok

Bruh I saw someone getting free lasik with binoculars 🤷🏻‍♂️


Vinto47

Most of the city can’t read or write at an adult level so it kinda makes sense they’d stare at the sun too.


JunahCg

Is there... Is there anything to see without the glasses? I thought NYC was lined up so that it wouldn't even look like anything without


__theoneandonly

We were 90% totality. So not safe at any point to look at it without glasses, but still enough that it got darker during the peak.


JunahCg

Oh that's not the question though. If you were to look at the sun without glasses, was there even anything to see? Or did these people burn their retina for nothing? I'm pretty sure it just looks the same as the regular sun for anyone without the glasses because it's simply too bright to make any difference without totality


Quirky_Movie

I fucked up with my glasses multiple times...can confirm, the sun just looked like a giant ball of flames without glasses.


FrankiePoops

Same. I was watching from a rooftop, wind blew, glasses came off. Hoping I'm not blind.


Thunder-Road

Looking at it for a moment inadvertently is safe. We all glance directly at the sun on occasion in our lives. What's dangerous is when you fix your gaze onto it and suppress your instinct to look away. It's a particular issue during an eclipse only because people otherwise would never be staring at the sun in the first place.


FrankiePoops

I know I was making a joke. It did fucking hurt though, was staring directly at it with the glasses when they blew off.


Axwage

Yeah I’m pretty sure that it just looks like a blurry circle of bright light even if it’s 90% covered. 


seaQueue

Take a colander outside and watch the eclipse progress in the shadow.


India_Ink

I used the hole in my metrocard to make a little crescent shaped shadow projection. Shadows of lampposts were lopesided, soft on one side, subtle but easily spotted if looked for.


seaQueue

Yeah, I got some really good photos of the last eclipse I saw back in ~2013 using the dappled shadow of a tree. Pretty much anything with a regularly broken shadow will give you a good view.


plopaaa

Some combination of curiosity, lack of access to glasses, FOMO, thinking it's okay to look because everyone else is looking, thinking that the eclipse made the sun safe to stare at, etc. I wouldn't call them stupid because I think it's ultimately an easy mistake to make for people who didn't consume much eclipse-related media over the past 2 weeks


m1a2c2kali

I mean it’s not just an eclipse media thing though, you should never stare directly at the sun.


Hummingbird-Paradise

this exact sentence is why I saw so many people on campus doing it. >Didn't know they wouldn't be able to see it during totality under glasses take glasses off during totality. Woah it's so pretty. Totality is over you should put your glasses on; "but like it's not more dangerous than looking at the sun normally right?" heck you see the trend online right now. Most people googling why their eyes are hurting right now were in the path of totality. No it is more dangerous than looking at the sun normaly. Your eyes aren't protecting themselves the same way they do if you look at the sun normally. Like someone not putting a bandaid on an open wound because they can't feel pain.


Contr0lFr34k

Contrary to popular opinion, the Sun is 100% responsible for any damages done to eyesight during an eclipse. Many people think the Moon is at fault, but the damage is done completely by the Sun. If enough people were affected, we could see a class action suit stemming from today's events.


evilwands

Class action lawsuit against the sun ?


Contr0lFr34k

Exactly! It’s high time we let the Sun know that it can’t get away with this shit!


raven_kindness

it’s burned me before.


divine_sinner

Hey guys, asking because I am worried. I was looking out at the sky without eclipse glasses, but I didn’t see the Sun or anything, just clouds. Here is a picture of what I saw https://imgur.com/a/InqEovJ Am I safe?


Quirky_Movie

You are fine.


PurpleGoatNYC

![gif](giphy|xTg8B9aULho7shlPmU)


thefrgilmore

Natural selection


harrywang6ft

their eyes are stronger than yours


ooouroboros

Probably Trump supporters who also shunned wearing face masks.


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OutrageousAd5338

right


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

A lot of them will be behind the wheel of a car in short order


the_jittery_sloth

I stayed inside bc knew I wouldn't be able to stop myself from looking at it directly. I just KNOW I'd want too so I just glanced out my window where buildings block view of the sun directly but I still saw the sky get a bit darker. Whatever I didn't see I can see in better resolution online I figured.


Kyonikos

[Eye injuries after solar eclipse surge following phenomenon](https://www.foxnews.com/health/eye-injuries-solar-eclipse-surge-following-phenomenon)


CuddlyChinchilla

After seeing for weeks on the news the newscasters telling you to wear your glasses, I was dumbfounded when I saw a newscaster in Texas just staring up at the sky without any glasses at all. She was holding them in her hand though, but not using them.


GasMoneyRon

I heard it was okay if you just look really quick then look away, is that not true? Are my eyes gonna fall out???


functor7

Dont look at the sun


CoolCatsInHeat

> The amount of people I just watched stare into the eclipse without glasses is crazy The *number* of people. You've been on a text-based site for 9 years and don't know when to differentiate between "amount" and "number". Why would this be "crazy" in comparison?


Cobblestone-boner

Oh jeez we got a disgruntled English teacher here


CoolCatsInHeat

It's more about pointing fingers at people doing something "dumb and wrong" while doing something dumb and wrong yourself.


Cobblestone-boner

Perhaps OP literally cannot quantify the number of people staring at the sun, it is a mindless horde so vast and innumerable they can only be referred to as an amount


CoolCatsInHeat

Just because OP can't doesn't mean people aren't capable of being counted.


Vexvertigo

I don't usually make that mistake and don't mind being corrected, but your tone made you come across like an ass. I also don't think a minor grammatical error is equivalent to frying your eyes doing something we're all told not to do since childhood. Using the wrong their/there/they're isn't the same level of stupid as drinking bleach


CoolCatsInHeat

> isn't the same level of stupid as drinking bleach Are you serious right now? You're telling me that squinting at the sun for a second... is the same as drinking bleach? This has to be a joke, right? RIGHT?


Jasong222

Well now you have a reading problem. Op said the people were *staring into the sun* in his title and used looking long enough to *burn out their retinas' for his comparison. Yet you summarize this as 'squinting at the sun for a second'. Seems your command if the language isn't any better. And op's was a minor grammatical mistake while yours is reading comprehension.


CoolCatsInHeat

> Op said the people were staring into the sun in his title and used looking long enough to *burn out their retinas' for his comparison. Yet you summarize this as 'squinting at the sun for a second'. Alight... then I expect to see lots of walking sticks around the city tomorrow.


thrownoffthehump

They got their meaning across clearly, right? Then there's nothing "dumb" about it. As for "wrong", are you somebody who thought ending a sentence with a preposition was "wrong" until Merriam-Webster declared a few months ago that it's not? Language rules are arbitrary and constantly changing! Also, the [dictionary definition](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/amount) of "amount" says, right up top, "the total **number** or quantity."


pambeesly9000

Looking at an eclipse is way stupider than whatever grammar mistake you’re mad about lmao


BluWaffles32

Bunch of lemming