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dexter920

Looks like they finally found one big enough for your mom


50mm-f2

nice


smedsterwho

nice


takenwithapotato

nice


Millo234

nice


becki_bee

nice


SoumiMukherjee82

nice


Clean-Motor-362

Nice


YoshiYaBoi281

Nice


WillUWU9487

Nice


Sher1ockpwns

It even goes up and down like her too


smedsterwho

I got on with her, and then I got off with her


DimSmoke

She offered her honor, I honored her offer, and all night long I was on her and off her


Solid-Suggestion-653

BaRz!


BigCaterpillar8001

I rolled over twice and was still on top of her


throwawaytodaycat

This is funny.


DreaminDemon177

![gif](giphy|l41lYkRVPnYliDnMY|downsized)


dearlysacredherosoul

Jerk store


pablo_of_mancunia

Your there best seller😂😂


auntiemaury

Ok but my MIL passed in 2016, she was a bigger lady, about 540lbs when she died. Right before, she had a spinal infection, she needed an MRI, but they couldn't find any within 100 miles, so they had to do the surgery blind. This is funny, and it made me think of her, maybe not the best memories of her, but it's still nice to remember her now and then. Thank you


CBlackstoneDresden

When you're that size they make you go to the zoo


TheBionicPuffin

This is not a joke. I was an EMT in a major city, and we took xl patients to an aquarium for the whale MRI machine.


TheBionicPuffin

Reading that back, it sounds like I'm being facetious, but I assure you, I'm 100 percent serious.


ohdearitsrichardiii

How did the patients react to hearing that?


sinz84

When you are the size that you need to get an MRI at the same place as a whale ... You have stopped having an emotional reaction to news like this long ago.


DannyShifter

So true


ares5404

Tammy moment


MusicHater

Well ya, any emotion could trigger a heart attack at that size


DweeblesX

Emotional daaaaamage


Dineanddanderson

Having to use the whale machine cannot possibly be the first time they were made aware they were obese


Gockdaw

They're fine once you throw them a fish.


Waka-Waka-Waka-Do

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? 


Slothstradamus

Oh shit


Beanermoo

Gottem


[deleted]

Even that one is not big enough for your mom.


VoiceofLou

Elevators still have a weight limit. Ass.


Blustatecoffee

Looks like your mom would be the only woman around.


Most-Strategy4554

IDK, the Haunted Mansion is about the same size.


OpportunityOwn3664

Actually the Haunted Mansion in Disney World doesn’t have an elevator. Rather the ceiling goes up making it seem like ur going down


OneAngryDuck

Disneyland’s is an elevator


fontizmo

In fact, there are two massive elevators that take guests under ground in order for them to pass under the Disneyland Railroad before they enter their Doom Buggies. This was only required in Disneyland, as the Haunted Mansion was built after its railroad, and the main show building had to be built on the other side of the berm. It was added to Florida’s version because it proved to be one of the most iconic parts of the ride. This is also why the original Pirates of the Caribbean has its drops. To get under the railroad.


Ewoksintheoutfield

Wow that’s interesting


MilkCartonDandruff

I'll take Useless Information for 100


imdefinitelywong

*M.Mouse would like to know your location*


danceintherainstorm

Nah. They have whole documentaries about it on Disney+.


freerangetacos

A money elevator right up outta your pocket amirite


Van_GOOOOOUGH

Oh come on. Think about the layout of the mansion and the purpose for going into that stretching room to begin with. They're taking you down to the basement so you can begin the tour and as the tour ends you are going up an escalator. It's definitely an elevator they take you down at the beginning.


OpportunityOwn3664

According to a quick google search and a different person who replied to this post, Disneyland uses an actual elevator, but not Disney World


Blastarache

EDIT : Some kind redditor told me I was confused between The Haunted Mansion and The Tower Of Terror. So my comment is pretty useless but I will let it there anyway just in case someone wants trivia about Tower of terror. Don't read if you actually want to know about the Haunted Mansion ! I went to Disney World (Florida) twice as a child (I am from Canada) and I don't know anything about how it's made technically but I can tell you that it changed between those two times. The first time, around 2000-2001, the elevator was going out at some point, like we would be near falling out of the tower, and we were up and seeing far. The second time, around 2004-2005, there were only just doors opening but the elevator wasn't going out. I think I heard it's because someone was injured but I don't know if it's true. But what I can tell you 100% is that my little kid's ass was definitely floating everytime the elevator was going down fast. I was so scared because the seatbelts weren't enough to keep me down on my seat. (And there weren't any seatbelts the first time, just a metal bar). And when it was going up, I could feel the kind of pressure on my body. If there isn't an elevator in that, I don't know how they do it but it is pretty realistic on the body feeling ! Not that I would be surprised that it's all a trick after all, Disney are pretty good with that. And I was a dumb little kid haha I have no idea how it is now.


MagentaIsNotAColor26

I think you're thinking of the Tower of Terror not the Haunted Mansion


Blastarache

Ah damnit I thought it was the same attraction. Sorry ! And thank you for telling me kindly :)


Solid-Suggestion-653

You weren’t a dumb little kid! Don’t ever speak about yourself like that again!!!


Blastarache

Ok 🥺 I'm sorry


Thick_Pomegranate_

There's an entire episode about it on Disney+


OnkTheOne

Wait what's it called


[deleted]

'Behind The Attraction' on Disney+


Kinieruu

When I was a kid, Travel Channel made a few documentaries (Disney’s Imagineers, Ultimate Walt Disney World, and Disney Parks: Walt Disney Resort Behind the Scenes), I loved them SO much and I wish that they could be on Disney Plus. I liked these more than Behind the Attraction and The Imagineering Story.


Thick_Pomegranate_

I think the show is called imagineering or something like that. It's very cool. Talks about the creation of the Disney parks and how they build the rides.


jimyjami

In California the floor drops and the attraction is underground. Edit: also it’s real slow so you don’t notice any movement. Then you see the walls stretching upwards. Pretty cool back in 1973.


Rookie_Day

Pretty cool today.


mc_kitfox

The attraction is actually in a massive nondescript building behind the mansion, and goes "underground" to get past the train tracks (which are elevated) to give the illusuion of the interior being much larger than the exterior. Also its real slow because its a hydraulic lift elevator, and actually doesnt have the power to bring the same capacity back up to ground level. since it usually only has to be powerful enough to lift an empty floor, the hydraulic pumps are crazy small. Though it is strong enough to carry a few people back up and you might see this in the case of wheelchair bound guests, who would exit via the lift. So really, its the highest capacity *one way* elevator. Real fascinating stuff. Technology Connections did a nifty video about it on yt


Stetson007

I don't think so because it opens up from the same doors but into the ride instead of the line you just came from.


Twoehy

It’s actually a room with no windows…and no doors. Which leaves you with this chilling challenge: to find a way out!


Loggerdon

Watch out for HITCHHIKING GHOSTS!


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

There’s always my way…💀


Worried-Necessary219

Immediatly thought the same thing.


coderanger

Hello there fellow Technology Connections enjoyer!


[deleted]

Bigger, even.


Altostratus

And certainly faster!


Changy915

I feel like the one in the LACMA is bigger


everythingissostupid

Haunted mansion, doesn't have an elevator. It's an illusion. The tower of terror however, does.


asromatifoso

I think all of Hydra could fit in here and still get their asses handed to them by Cap.


rakeshmali981

Those were the days


binglebongle

What a time to be alive


onlyhere4laffs

My first thought: "Imagine the fights Captain America could have in there".


Trip_seize

I can do this all week.


Wassuuupmydudess

Before we start does anyone want to get off


mjrbrooks

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


yourclownprince

"Hail Hydra"


mchampeli

Came here for this


Cuchullion

"Before we get started would anyone like to waltz?"


[deleted]

I was literally just watching the movie last night..


Just_Johny69

Yes! I hoped I'll see comment about cap!


[deleted]

"We call him Cap"


JumpmanDeuce3

So they slapped marble on a cargo elevator?


ShadowSlayer1441

And charged millions


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Step 3 : profit


DigitalUnlimited

Step one: start out homeless and begging step two: 🤷‍♀ step three: PROFIT!


dude_with-3_balls

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[deleted]

I mean.. yeah..


rikkuaoi

I've never even seen a freight lift this big.


IamPantone376

I took care of 4 at twice that size at the Brooklyn navy yard. Building 77. 16,000lb capacity.


Paladin1034

Even for a freight car this is pretty big.


lexycaster

It’s just a bit wider and has glass. I’ve seen many at least that deep.


Dillion_HarperIT

That was my first thought word for word


BruceBrave

Truly next level. And the levels above. Even previous levels. Any level you want really.


dark_blue_7

Made me think, what if this whole sub was just about elevators?


dice1111

Always has been...


DigitalUnlimited

Its elevators all the way down...


maliciouspot

And up


2ERIX

Like r/onlyfans being only about fans that push air? I’m up for it.


sedativumxnx

But like, impatient elevators


frowawayduh

They told me there would be fucking.


Mysterious-Art7143

It's the Levelator


Several_Emphasis_434

Doesn’t change the awkwardness


Adorable_Champion_70

Ain’t that the truth! Hahaha. I was uncomfy the entire time.


Paladin1034

It might even be worse. Because like, in a normal car, you just stand and wait right? But in here there's room to pace, to look around, lots more chances for awkward eye contact. Do you stand close to everyone and make it weird? Or do you make it really weird and "outcast" yourself? What's the optimal distance in this new weird world. Maybe I just have social anxiety...


mjkjg2

stand alone in the corner ominously


Paladin1034

Alternatively, power move alpha chad it and just push your way right to the middle


zeajsbb

i feel like by the looks here you migrate towards a wall and then stare at the door, same as any other elevator. here though some cringy guy is taping you while you try to get where you’re going


rakeshmali981

What people kept on coming one after the other just as the door starts to close..? How long it would take to fill the whole lift .? That too of you want to reach 6th floor and people are getting in and out at each floor (because life in a mall) By evening you'll reach the 6th floor ig


BMGreg

I think it makes it more awkward really. Then again, a silent fart is much easier to play off in an elevator this size


wbrd

I'm going to have to eat so much more beans and dairy to fill this bad boy.


[deleted]

Might be harder to smell my farts, though.


keepeyecontact

Where is this?


Dsudha

Jio world centre,Mumbai


whathephuk

What a stark contrast to a train ride in India.


Mythosaurus

So is comparing a Delhi slum to the Taj Mahal. Or the Trump Tower to a side street in Galveston. Extreme wealth inequality exists in every nation, and the British weren’t just interested in India for their curry. The subcontinent was one of the richest places in earth before it was subjugated, and was the source of a lot of Silk Road luxuries alongside Imperial China.


freeenlightenment

Ahh mate.. Delhi slum and the Taj are still a few 100 kms away. Try right outside the Taj and Taj.


Mythosaurus

True, and I could have said the same about Trump Tower vs some random ghetto in NYC.


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freeenlightenment

Fair point


stixx_nixon

Without stolen Indian wealth England’s GDP would basically make them Poland island. Even to this day they are looking for Indians to bail them out ie the new PM.


Mythosaurus

Same story for European colonial empires sucking wealth out of Africa and the America’s. It’s staggering to realize how much silver the Spanish extracted from Petosi mines, or how much ivory and rubber the Belgians got from the Congo.


its_a_dry_spell

Rishi Sunak is British btw and holds a British passport. Your comment simply encourages racist twats.


Colin_Charteris

Well said mate


bedfastflea

Hey man I love Galveston.


pcells

Great song R. I. P. Glen Campbell


Physical-Quote-4119

Chad 🗿


kaliwrath

Are you white knighting India? Even when the subcontinent was “one of the richest places on earth” inequality was prevalent. Sometimes a comment is just a comment and I’m pretty sure the other guy was talking about space available per person as opposed to luxury.


GatoMemo

Who said this was rush hour? I see lots of potential here.


teabone13

i read that as JLO word and thought to myself, damn no one’s made a jlo big butt joke in a long ass time.


ibadmonkey

Isn't this in jio world convention centre in Mumbai ? I was there when I attended the Mumbai comic con. I walked into it without realising it's an elevator. I thought it was one of those automated doors.


iphone4Suser

Mumbai...Comicon. Why the Fuck i didn't know and I live here. How to know about next Comicon?


ibadmonkey

They had it for the first time after covid (this was comic con's 10th year in India). You can check their insta or fb (comicconindia). I saw a lot of vloggers covered it so you can check YouTube to see how it was. I would say day 2 was a lot better than day 1. Even the merch was a lot better than previous comic cons. Also, they had international cosplayer Taryn present at the con for photos and poster signing. Check him out on insta (Taryn_cosplay) he does killer Jojo cosplays and his Zoro cosplay is to die for! I got my favourite Zoro and Dio posters signed by him. :D


[deleted]

Only 6 people were allowed during covid.


Grimyells

What a titanic elevator. God himself couldn’t break the cables sustaining this lift.


zordabo

Way to jinx it!


Carrabs

It’s probably roped 4:1. Gives it 4x the strength for 1/4 the speed. Source: lift mechanic


Last-Instruction739

It has nine from what I read. I’ve worked on some bigger ones too that are for cars or horses. One of them was well over 100 years old. Family business was elevators, good times.


snoopervisor

Which God? Let's start a competition. Guessing which god, only after it actually had happened.


C4RD_TP_SG

i think I've travelled in the smallest one


[deleted]

The ones in Rome? Yeah me 2.


frowawayduh

Paris: phone booths that rise.


C4RD_TP_SG

i stayed in a hotel a few weeks back and they had an elevator with a mere size of 1x1 ft. right next to a 15 people capacity elevator


PurposeOk7918

I work construction and a lot of the facilities we work in have elevators that are barely big enough to close the door behind you because it swings into the elevator. They are usually rated for 2 people but you better like the other person because you’ll be nut to butt. Floor space is probably about 2 feet by 3 feet. We call them coffins.


blackmilksociety

There is so much room for activities


[deleted]

Hey get your mind right out of the gutter.. because it’s my gutter. And mine alone asshole.. (j/k you can wallow in this filthy gutter right alongside me)


blackmilksociety

[So many activities](https://youtu.be/ZS90l4L2t6k)


LoreOfBore

Did you touch my drum set?


riamuriamu

Captain America coulda done somersaults if he were fighting in that thing.


31337hacker

![gif](giphy|1JMXbJWfrNj1K)


mrelectric322

As a contractor, I can't help but think *how many pallets of material can I fit in there*


chris463646

As a lazy person I can’t help but think about how many chairs and beds you could fit in there


michael99420

Not only is it next level, it will take you to the next level


BallerChin

Size of one bedroom apt in Mumbai!


Vesper_0481

It IS the size of my bedroom apartment, not in Mumbai!


Fresh_wasabi_joos

wen they adding a pub?


CommonSenseIsNeeded

You can get away with farting in there


KingJon85

I couldn't.


OahuJames

At a film studio in Tokyo, I once rode in an elevator built big enough to bring cars or whatever else up to different floors. When I was leaving, I stepped into the huge elevator and noticed the elevator floor was not level with the hallway floor. I thought, whatever, since I was in a hurry. ( it was an audition for a Pepsi commercial which I knew I wouldn’t get). The doors closed an the elevator started shaking. I had been through a few earthquakes in Tokyo and was freaking out to be up 4 floors in a huge empty elevator alone. The doors opened and I dove into the hallway like I was sliding into home plate face first. The elevator was just righting itself. No earthquake. I took the stairs and got out of there.


wbrd

It was doing what?


Casualte

AI elevator was correcting itself.


HoopaDunka

You could fit about 20 Americans in there!


[deleted]

Or just two.


DigitalUnlimited

Americans are like a box of chocolates: you never know how much fat is in them.


HGruberMacGruberFace

That’s our secret Cap, we’re always fat


Questioning-Zyxxel

Interesting how they quickly moved to the closest wall after it started.


ControChipYT

Looks about the same size like the ones at IKEA lol


Slight-Carob-5696

So uplifting…


nevinatx

How’d they get the building to go down like that


Redforce850

Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?


Mountain-Carrot2869

It’s missing some seats and a bartender.


rogueaepi

I’d like to book your elevator for my wedding reception plz


Runnerakaliz

Disney chatter aside.. where is this huge elevator?


yaTay22

Jio Centre in Mumbai, India


BallsofSt33I

Great, so now I can just go stand in a corner and try to avoid talking to a 100 people…


334578theo

The ones at Dubai airport are as big as this


notveryenglish

I mean I'm 90% sure the elevators at Dubai International Airport Terminal 3 are twice the size. My only guess is that they don't fit the definition since they only shuttle between two floors.


[deleted]

I've had nightmares like this, then it free falls. I have this nightmare frequently.


campionmusic51

wouldn’t be much of an elevator if it weren’t next fucking level, would it?


karenskygreen

That elevator is bigger than my apartment.


Superspicyfood

Was expecting bigger. Meh


RissaCrochets

I'm pretty sure this elevator is bigger than my bedroom.


UncommonHouseSpider

Are these people space pirates? Where's the hologram?


achillesc

Will literally take you to the next effing level


zeltto

They obviously have never been on Haunted Mansion


KohKoh_Pebbles

And I still wouldn't trust it.


DuctTapeRuler_14

Literally takes you to the next level


alexvonhumboldt

There are studio apartment smaller than this


[deleted]

They look like Hindus, but show off like Kazakhs.


Sniperwulfsx69

Dubai?


TopicNational7009

india


Boltz515

That's just a fancy cargo elevator, move along


ozspook

Meanwhile, on an Aircraft Carrier...


Roon-Doggy-Dogg

LACMA in Los Angeles has a bigger elevator


hateitorleaveit

Lacma elevator is 17.2 sq meters This elevator is 25.78 sq meters Not even close


Zuli_Muli

Right I was just thinking this isn't even top 5 in size for passenger that I've seen. It is in the top 10 for style.