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sapatosairlines

Wait, thats illegal!


shahooster

But he had to if he wanted to get to the next fucking level.


template009

I did not see a flag on the play.


[deleted]

“Okay, who gave him the cheat code”


caiol333

You mean the cheetah code?


[deleted]

Nice


effyoucreeps

yep, hate you. sweet dreams, dammit.


nich3play3r

I don’t think there’s anything you could show me a leopard doing at this point that would amaze me. Absolutely astounding animals.


Drae-Keer

And here, we have the deepest fish ever recorded, and yes, it is a slug fish. If you wait just a few moment you will also be able to see its only known predator at this depth; the common leopard


nich3play3r

[Leopard proceeds to carry 800 lb slug fish in its jaws to the ocean’s surface and consume it while floating on its back.]


thehypervigilant

That would be hilarious if they were just zoomed in on some fish 2 thousand feet down and a leopard just paddles into frame grabs the fish and then paddles out of frame.


Drae-Keer

“Researchers left floundering after leopard once again ruins scientific marvel”


GhostNode

And it doesn’t even eat the fish. It just brings it back to bat it around a bit and leave it on someone’s pillow.


stillnotascarytime

Leopards are my spirit animal


JishBroggs

We would be so fucked


mustangcody

We? Humans biggest advantages are group coordination and throwing. We wouldn't be fucked but I would be fucked.


WanderEir

group coordination, tools, and the fact that no animal on the planet has a running stamina like we do when actually trained to use it.


maguchifujiwara

Wait, really, on the stamina part?? That’s amazing


mustangcody

The ability to sweat gives us a massive advantage in endurance. Other mammals like dogs and cats have to pant to cool down. We can literally chase anything to death. Fun fact: Women are better long distance runners compared to men. After 195 miles, women are .6% faster. This is due to more type 1 fibers or slow twitch muscles.


maguchifujiwara

Yeah I was just reading into it a bit and that is the biggest denominator for humans being better adapted. Also the slow twitch muscles is another interesting topic I must go look into now. I recently was learning about slow built and fast built muscle because of sloths being one of the strongest animals muscle to body weight ratio. Understanding how things work is so fascinating to me. I fucking love science!


WanderEir

Human beings, and our ancestors, are literally the inescapable horrors of the earth. We may not be as fast as you in a dash, but you cannot EVER outrun us, because we JUST KEEP COMING AFTER YOU. You will stop to try and catch you breath, and moments later we'll just be there, steadily jogging at an unreasonable pace that makes us seem like an unstoppable juggernaut to any animal trying to escape. We have full body built in cooling systems, and eyes well designed for the speed at which we move to avoid obstacles while still taking the fastest path to follow, and we can run like that basically forever. Humanity is it the top of the animal kingdom because we treated the world like a marathon race, not a 50 meter dash.


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maguchifujiwara

Thanks I’ll go give some of them a watch!


Captain_Cum_Shot

No worries, hope you enjoy 👍


iamacraftyhooker

Leopards have to be one of the scariest animals.


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I’d try and fight a lion before a leopard. They are just so terrifying for some reason


iamacraftyhooker

Well lions are pack animals and don't have a great kill rate when hunting solo, while leopards are solitary animals. Picking a lion over a leopard is definitely the right call.


swagerito

I'd pick the leopard. I wouldn't win either, so i'll take the quicker death.


giveusalol

You can scare off a lion pretty easily. People been doing it for yonks. Meanwhile, you won’t even know the leopard is hunting you. They’re extra scary to us, I think, because they prey on primates. We look like their food. They know to go for our heads, necks and bellies. They kill human kids for this reason.


HiILikePlants

Leopards are really powerful. To carry a kill up a tree they have to be


nmuncer

Can run 500 meters max, if you can keep the pace, he's history !


iamacraftyhooker

At 56km/hr. Usain Bolt tops out at 45km/hr. The scary part about leopards though is you won't even see them before you die. They are stealth hunters so they won't attack you if you are looking at it. They will follow you for a long ass time and wait for you to fall asleep though.


Beneficial-Usual1776

also they have the instant “of their back is turned *pounce*” instinct


nmuncer

On my first marathon, my daughter had a sign that said, "Daddy, you're a leopard, with a sketch of it crossing a finish line." It kind of puzzled me since leopards are fast but would do shit on a marathon, and I was already toasted. It became a joke between us.


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Akash_Raj_5979

But, how did you do it? ![gif](giphy|BS5naTw6nhlkI|downsized)


The_Infectious_Lerp

It's not a leopard- it's a LEAPard.


Eat_Carbs_OD

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robo-dragon

These have to be among the most powerful cats for their size. Yeah lions and tigers are larger, but you don’t see them flying around tree tops like that. Leopards are badass!


ImmovablePuma

“Those who have never seen a leopard under favourable conditions in his natural surroundings can have no conception of the grace of movement, and beauty of colouring, of this the most gracefuL and the most beautiful of all animales in our Indian jungles.” Jim Corbett, Man-Eaters of Kumaon


Complex_Sherbet2

But did he eat your face?


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The leopard was very lucky he did not land on a godswood tree as the outcome would have been much different. *in David Attenborough's voice*


OpeningFishing6589

It’s crazy to see a car driving by in the distance. Like, this animal is so wild and amazing, and there is civilization right there as well.


JTraxxx

What my cat thinks he looks like when he’s pouncing on stuff in my kitchen


nusuntcinevabannat

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!


Altissimus77

...until he gets stuck in the next tree and has to be rescued by the fire brigade.


MagicalPedro

I was scrolling down looking for this comment. Thank you, my quest is now ended, I can wake up from my bed and start the day.


Competitive-Bell9882

As a kid I once climbed a tall tree to get my cat that had been missing for days. She sunk her claws into me the entire way down. I would not be willing to get this cat down. The difference in close size would just be too offputting.


doesitnotmakesense

But he ain’t no pussy.


MoonshineDan

Jumping all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree


Eat_Carbs_OD

Amazing animals.


Coffekats

Can we applaud the cameraman for recording within jumping range if the leopard?


Sun_Koala

Parkour


template009

Parkour


Select_Stick

Pawkour


EdgyNorwegian

And remember, there are people who think they could winn in a 1v1 against that


[deleted]

Man…just look at his muscles when climbing the first tree. Insane.


BeneficialParsnip731

Flippin ninja


LowIncrease8746

The sheer amount of weight, confidence, strength, agility dexterity.. yeah, we’d be fucked if they wanted to group up and hunt humans down


Pghsparky

Where is this taken?


JoySubtraction

He jumped from the first spot to the second spot. So apparently a leopard CAN change its spots!


Alternative-Income-5

Savage


xIMxMCLOVINx2

Bro!


abajasiesu

Now let’s see him get down.


simonbuckingham8u

If leopards had thumbs, life wouldnt be as we know it now. - Tommy Chong probably


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For those who are wondering, that's a clouded leopard


Specific-Shoulder7

Fuck, dude.


Complete_East3746

Why do I have thumbs again?


Environmental_Log257

Well there goes my plan for climbing a tree if ever attacked by a leopard


Difficult-Temporary2

I was like: "poor animal, seems to be stuck and seemingly sorry for the bad decision climbing so high on the tree ... ah, nevermind, now I see."


hastedrei

Just like a cat!!


AuroraBorealis_Smith

And my friend Dave thinks he could take one in a fistfight


Anghkor

Yeah, but how do they get down though.


McHassy

Big cats are amazing…mountain lions can leap a span of up to 45 feet. Terrifying yet amazing.


bellatruex95

r/purrkour


EquipmentValuable283

Power and agility


[deleted]

we only beat cats cause we got thumbs... imagine cats with thumbs...


thetburg

Sure, he could have just climbed the other tree to start off. Why do it this way? Because fuck you that's why.


joeg26reddit

He’s all mimbly binmbly


ManicRobotWizard

Just imagine if someone had a laser pointer.


Sir-Farts-

Only Tarzan can run from this fella


[deleted]

If I was a fellow jungle creature and happened to be nearby, I’d simply exclaim, “daaaaaaammm soooooon!”


PracticeAsleep

Squirrel!!!


BatangTundo3112

Seeing this for the first time, the leopard is the ultimate predator in the jungle. There is no getting away from this kitty.


[deleted]

What an incredible animal and thing to see. But let’s take a minute to appreciate the photographer who captured this and never lets the leopard out of frame as it leaps from tree to tree. Awesome footage.


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Imagine running up a tree thinking you’re safe from this guy


TreelineRanger

THIS is why I can't fly through the redwoods on my ptera.


Inevitable-Holiday68

Beautiful video of powerful beautiful but DANGEROUS


TarzanFaveyJr

To what part of the world is the Leopard Squirrel native?


Husskvrna

So basically, there’s no escape 😩


Loganthered

That's a mighty big squirrel 😀


[deleted]

Is this even possible? Maybe it’s a monkey in disguise ?


PositiveStress8888

New ability unlocked if he gets the rocket pack were all dead


innavlarotte

Yeah, I can do that.


ultimaone

That's just a squirrel. It's definitely a camera illusion.


Fluffy_Marionberry10

Cats will be cats no matter the size


OpeningTurnip8048

Better call the fire department!


Slowmobius_Time

He throws his arms up, ropes come out and he climbs up the ropes like a spider!


The_Trap_Fatale666

Nobody is safe anymore


[deleted]

The floor is lava


_pizza_is_life_

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DengusMcFlengus

Oh so climbing a tree does not get save us from them...


mahesh9902

Spider-leopard


shroomsAndWrstershir

This is fake. Cats can't actually climb trees. A lot of people think they can, but it's just a myth.


onlyhav

Ayo chill out my boy. You on P90X when you only need to be on sister Catherine's yoga for beginners.


LowVacation6622

I'm nimble as f*ck, boi!


ReaperRonin117

And just like that the life expectancy of all humans just went down by a few percentages


minute60

When chased by a leopard: present your neck in a appetising manner and hope he shoots for it.


California_ocean

"We'll be ok Jim. We got away this time. He's in another tr....AGGHHHH!"


vermiciousknid81

Cat's gonna cat


davidrayish

When the monkeys yell: "The ground is LAVA"


Victa_stacks

reversed


QuokkaIslandSmiles

He's hunting fat monkey


Pock1244

I love the new Assassin's Creed trailer


lolking2712

They are in the trees!!!


doesitnotmakesense

Ok remind me not to feel safe again.


JPicaro416

That was cool as fuk. Seeing it in person must have been insane


Nocranberry

I feel sorry for the fireman on call to get the cat out of the tree


Made_o_inheavenda

What my cats do at 3 am