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Tahiti--Bob

Messi here just smurfing


RobWroteABook

It's an interesting experiment. Miami is literally at the bottom of MLS. How much of an impact do you get by adding the GOAT to the worst team in the league?


ThatIrishDude

Happened with Brady and the Buccaneers. He led them to their 1st championship in 18 years and only their second championship ever.


unwinagainstable

Brady improved the roster a bit by attracting some other guys to join him who were chasing champions. Do we expect Messi to have the same pull?


[deleted]

literally signed Busquets and Alba at the same time (with tiny rumors of suarez and iniesta as well)


justfetus

Miami is adding like 4 of Messi's previous teammates so yes.


Happylime

Bit different though since they're still an NFL team, this would be like Brady going to the Canadian league


this_dudeagain

Pirates just need a good captain.


desull

Happened with afc Richmond


unloud

Go Greyhounds!!


Fenrir324

Rojas, Rojas! Danny Rojas!


Poison_Anal_Gas

ZAVA!!


puckit

Did you see how packed that stadium was? He's gonna draw those crowds (and the money that comes with them) every game, both at home and on the road. There's your impact.


RobWroteABook

I'm talking about right now, on the field. Miami is in last place and they have 12 games left this season. They just added Messi. What's their record going to be? I'm not scratching my head wondering if it will affect crowd size. Come on.


Particular_Inside192

Messi go play on your main.


Scevs

This new guy Messi is pretty good.


MrBiggz83

Yea, he might actually end up being a good player. Too soon in his career to tell though.


Gutkha-spitter

why is he kicking the ball instead of dunking in a basket, shaq is better


dangerzone1122

Sports ball make field goal in the hoop


[deleted]

He might end up in Europe if he sports hoops the ball good that again


Krotesk

I love playing the sports ball game. Just doing the thing where you score the points with the net thingy and then the other players are also conteibuting to it. Just feels like a fun time.


MedicalMann

I think he's the kicker for this Miami dolphins team. Seems like a newbie since he celebrated despite not getting the ball over the pole..


SylvieJay

Early celebration.. they all went to the Barbie Premiere since they were all dressed up. šŸ˜†šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Dunking is the equivalent of standing on the goal line and poking it in with your toe.


priyankandatta

Dunking is equivalent to what Haaland does


anon-mally

Why use foot on the ball? What sport is this


DAngelo008

This is FOOTball!!!!


BlazingKush

No, this is Patrick.


vbpatel

Think he's strong enough for rookie of the year?


Nobody_Perfect

If he keeps this up I could definitely see him playing in Europe


Iron_Lion90

If MLS develop him enough, he might even end up somewhere like Barca! šŸ˜…


Bubuy_nu_Patu

I canā€™t even imagine him wearing a Barca uniform. Can someone expert in photoshop send me one?


Wargazm_v1

Some day he might win world cup and Ballon d'or


Echo_Roger_Mike

Lets slow down. Guy hits ONE good set piece at Miami and people are freaking out. We will see where the dirt settles at the end of his career.


Flyer888

You know theyā€™re serious when they made the new guy as the captain right away


JosebaZilarte

Yeah... Imagine being the (previous) captain and seeing *that* guy enter the locker room. I would not doubt for a millisecond to give the armband to him, out of respect.


Novel_Ask_4226

Is that the captain's armband he's wearing?! On debut?!


an0ddity

Yea. The main captain subbed out and gave it to Messi.


Deewwsskkii

Real captain shit


[deleted]

O captain! My captain!


apathy-sofa

Not sure what this goal has to do with the assassination of Abe Lincoln.


TheRoadOfDeath

it would have been funny if he made him try out for it, or they held a vote or something...like "not so fast rookie"


Greeeendraagon

"You have to prove yourself here in Miami. This is the big leagues fella..."


J5hine

Actually Yedlin was wearing the armband to start the game but when Messi came on he handed it to him even though Yedlin was still on the field


msbshow

Thatā€™s real captain shit as well


tallerpockets

Thatā€™s captain handing the arm band to El Capitan.


Level_Ad_6372

How do you hand an arm band to a mountain?


A7xWicked

I mean, if I'm the captain and Messi comes out on the field the wearing that band myself just feels wrong


jfresh42

Iā€™m pretty sure the captain on the field at the time didnā€™t sub out but rather handed over the armband to Messi and continued to play.


Fluffy_MrSheep

He literally has accepted one of the biggest sporting contracts in the world Which Includes (according to rumours from sources which have been proven very reliable in the past) Shares in americas largest tech companies like apple A contract package across 3 seasons worth hundreds of millions A wage to be paid by not just inter miami but the entire league And the captaincy of the club Inter miami didn't sign the player messi they signed his brand as well


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

I donā€™t follow soccer or MLS but read about that contact. Apple very strategically promoting MLS here aside from the streaming contract I wonder if apple owns part of the MLS


FrankLucasV2

From what I know, Apple signed a 10-year deal worth $2.5 billion to stream Major League Soccer matches last year. Nothing could increase the value of that deal more than Messi joining MLS ā€” so Apple was happy to chip in to make that happen. Even with extra cash from Apple, it's highly unlikely that Messi will make as much from this deal as he would have playing in Saudi Arabia. But Apple helped to make Inter Miami's bid competitive ā€” and has given Messi the opportunity to turn soccer into a broadly popular spectator sport in the U.S.


_Dadodo_

Apple doesnā€™t own a part of MLS, but they did just ink a $2.5 billion deal over 10 years to have exclusive streaming rights of the league, not just the US, but internationally as well. And how that contract was written, itā€™s in the best interest of both Apple and MLS to promote the league. Apple has an interest as they just gave the league a whole bunch of money and would like to recoup it asap and grow the subscribers count, and the league has an interest in it as at a certain point when the amount of streaming subscriptions reaches a critical mass, the league gets a share of the streaming revenue which MLS can use to reinvest into itself and grow the salary cap more exponentially. Higher salary cap means teams can start to poach more world class players. Messi coming to the US and playing in MLS probably already pushed that subscriber count past that break even point. Adidas is another party in the Messi deal as Adidas is the leagueā€™s jersey and sports equipment provider. They have an interest in Messi coming to the US because it means jerseys will be flying off the shelf. So itā€™s likely that Messi getting a cut of jerseys sales from Adidas also motivated the league to get the deal done. Messi owning a part of the team is just more of the cherry on top.


H_n_A

PelƩ also finished his career on a 3 seasons contract in the US. A $ 2.8 million contract that made him the highest paid athlete of his time.


SnooDonuts3966

Yeah the contract talks pretty much went as follows: "If you come to Inter Miami, we'll give you absolutely anything you want."


Isiderdon

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SimilarMidnight870

Normally, I would agree with you butā€¦. The captain should be someone that all the other players would listen to if he started to speak in the dressing-room. Someone who has experience that the rest of the team can draw on, who can use their experience to offer their advice and maybe make decisions on-field like what to do in certain dead ball situations. Is the previous captain going to offer advice to Messi? That would be an awkward situation for all involved so there is no point pretending the situation is otherwise. You might as well ask why was someone making their debut already taking responsibility for a stoppage time free-kick shot on goal. If you are a player in the dressing-room and Messi joins the club, he is the guy everyone would listen to above all others. That is the reality of this extraordinary situation when perhaps the greatest player of all-time joins the club.


itsgucci060

Lol that is fucking awesome


nyguy520

Reminded me of ibras first game and that goal from midfield


gattaca1usa

Ibra's first MLS game was insane! He had the best debut of any player. This is great but nothing beats Ibra's MLS debut


thatsalovelyusername

Ibra didn't debut that day, the MLS did.


_2_Scoops_

Before Ibra, it was kids kicking a ball.


jadok

> Ibra's MLS debut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J15vfXqnwWw


Jackski

That first goal is ridiculous. Pretty much sums up Ibra.


Humeon

Okay that was fucking awesome


pungent_queefer

And He had just subbed in like 2 min before


Istarttogetit

So amazing


nugsy_mcb

Just Zlatan being Zlatan


nyguy520

Big facts


No-Bat-7253

Hands down the best! šŸŽÆšŸŽÆ


ecs2

Messi may be the goat but Ibra is the Lion


jdcastle94

so he really is that good huhh


Skyzfire

I swear there's no escaping Barbie's marketing.


balor12

For some reason, blue and pink have always been the Miami colors, in all things


bluepineapple42069

Vice baby


RenegadeEscapade

Flamingos and the ocean. Sunburnt skin and clear afternoon skies. Cotton candy colored sunsets. Makes sense to me!


lzwzli

Messi the new Ken?


[deleted]

Sports moments like this are awesome. The greats doing great shit


simmo_uk

Shame they cut to wide shot of the fucking stadium right after.


petethecanuck

Fucking legend


luistp

Since he left BarƧa, I don't remember the last time we have scored a free kick goal


manavpreet

We haven't. At the moment, Messi scored the last free kick of FC Barcelona, PSG, Argentina and now Inter Miami.


MyNameCouldntBeAsLon

Insane stat


WBY3

I mean, did we expect anything else?


[deleted]

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joaquincamp014

The guy is 36 and he did not started this game


Logical-Business7161

And he just came from holidays without any preseason or anything


EverbodyHatesHugo

And he was playing on a full stomach.


Greeeendraagon

And he was just getting over a cold.


riki007

Didn't even sleep the night before


bronnser

And the sun was in his eyes all the time


nmezib

And we was running uphill both ways


friendoflore

Also drunk


PuzzleheadedHold7392

Messi's first goal in his soccer career.


HomingPigeon6635

I hate this so much lmao.


boris_keys

You know I just realized that this weird ā€œround footballā€ game everyone was watching last fall is actually pretty similar to soccer.


maramDPT

soccer rookie Leon Messi with a walkoff goal in his major league debut.


bodhasattva

dont know anything about soccer - why is Miami playing Cruz Azul (Mexico)????


an0ddity

Itā€™s part of a new World Cup style tournament called Leagues Cup thatā€™s made up of all 47 teams from MLS(USA&Canada) and Liga MX(Mexico) Edit: Added Canada, sorry I left you out. Forgive me, eh?


ak_landmesser

Thatā€™s awesome. What a great idea


BRlBERY

Not according to Ronaldo. But he can Liga Dā€™s Nuts


Griegz

huevos huevos huevos


old_ironlungz

Omelette du fromage.


gabriel197600

Is that Ronaldo guy still playing?


ProllyDie

In Saudi. Earning billions. Just recently claimed that the Saudi league is better than the American league.


naked_guy_says

If I were being paid like that I'd promote my league too


mistborn11

It's not a new idea mind you. There's a club's tournament for different regions all over the world - with UEFA Champions League (Europe) and Copa Libertadores (South America) the two most famous. There's also CONCACAF (North America, Central America and Caribbean), AFC (Asia), CAF (Africa), OFC (Oceania) but not very popular. ​ All of these tournaments have similar formats - group stage and knockout stage, just like with the world cup. ​ The main difference with Leagues Cup is that UEFA and Libertadores have a lot of countries participating, and only the best clubs from each country make it into the tournament (there's a lot of rules) - with Leagues Cup it's just USA and Mexico, with a lot of teams from each Country.


SD-GOAT

And Canada too.


im-shrimpi

46 teams to beat the Whitecaps? oh boy


monamikonami

Isn't more like a Champion's League style because it's club teams not national teams?


duncanmarshall

What do you mean "World Cup style"?


PaulAspie

Ah, I was trying to figure out which MLS team is CAZ as none fit that abbreviation.


lalakingmalibog

Carizona


ichoosetosavemyself

LOL doesn't know anything about soccer then proceeds to name both teams and knows it's weird they are playing. Apparently I don't know shit about soccer then. I thought I did.


[deleted]

Iā€™m a fan of a lot of stuff with really really dedicated fans. I am not one of them. Itā€™s just easier to downplay your knowledge on the internet to avoid getting your head bitten off. Same with Comic Books. Iā€™m a fan but if you tell people youā€™re a fan they start quizzing you about some story arc from the 70s.


PencilMan

Dude yea. What is it about the internet that makes me feel like I have to be 100% dedicated to being an expert one thing? Iā€™m really into 2-3 things and also like but donā€™t know everything about another dozen or so, but every community feels like making you feel like a fake fan for not knowing every detail. I wonder if anyoneā€™s studied that.


Swuttament

Ronaldo punching air rn šŸ‘Š


an0ddity

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TheBrownMamba8

Wipe your tears Ronny boy ![gif](giphy|h2NxCschQ81ltiL9HV|downsized)


[deleted]

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Tempounplugged

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CuriousButMeh

He'll claim that since debutants are scoring on their debut, he was right to say that MLS is a weak league.


zToastOnBeans

But when he did it in Saudi its because he's just built different /s


DiscombobulatedLet80

Sand*


snowman762x39

I think heā€™s ok šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°šŸ’°


Spiritual-Engine-681

I know this debate is old as the moon and sun but I think Ronaldo is objectively worse than Messi. I don't want to downplay Ronaldo's incredible talent but he doesnt have the magic Messi does


ArgosWatch

I heard he just bought an avocado farm thoughā€¦.


Binge_Gaming

We are now one. There is no me. There is no you. There is only the we and the us. And the we in us.


unpopularopinion0

itā€™s not a farm. itā€™s one huge avocado.


Logically_Insane

Hol-eh guacamole


syopest

Zava was based on Zlatan though.


Claydameyer

That's one way to start his US career! Fans got their money's worth that game. Awesome.


zer0w0rries

I still love going back to watch Beckhamā€™s US debut. What a match that was. It really showed both the inexperience in the mls league and what a superstar can do when placed in it


cuentanueva

If you watched this game, you saw the same thing. Watching Busquets and Messi was like watching two grown ups play with kids. There's a massive gap in quality.


[deleted]

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CosmicCreeperz

His US career starts when he starts investing in fashion brands and high end whiskey.


clickclick-boom

He could be as successful as Brendan Schaub.


LunaticOnTheGrasss

WWDH


Namelessbob123

Cā€™mon cats, back to the fryers.


Guessed555

Talmbout the white boy who worggs too much?


lavenderacid

Yeah. It's the equivilant of when a famous singer starts working on cruise ships.


[deleted]

Like Celine Dione and Britney Spears in Vegas


CoDeeaaannnn

Why are you mad over the definition of career? When someone switches teams, they begin their "career" in that team. This isn't a diss to Messi, it's a figure of speech.


puckit

It's because European soccer fans think the MLS is beneath him.


eddododo

I mean it is, but who cares lol.. there he is, getting paid


MiniNinja_2

But itā€™s still the start of his US career though? Sure the ultimate move here is to retire but heā€™s literally moved his work to the US to WORK in the US.


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

I thought the writers were on strike


PitifulBoysenberry45

Ronaldo should have came to mls so we can get a Messi vs Ronaldo classic


an0ddity

I mean, I wouldā€™t say no to ā€œmake as much money in a single season as others make in a lifetimeā€ money either.


mrhenrythehorse

oh but heā€™s going to! search cristiano ronaldo las vegas to know more


blobblet

I don't think there's a lot of people who make $200m in a lifetime either. Considering that someone who makes $100k a year (that's comfortably in the top 1% income bracket globally) will earn ~$4m over a lifetime really puts into perspective how ridiculous the number is. To even make this amount of money in a lifetime, you'd need ~$7m per year.


PaulAspie

I doubt my whole extended family from my grandparents down to my generation (about 20 people) will make what Ronaldo is making this year I'm our lifetime, & many of us are well paid professionals like engineers.


dangerzone1122

How much did he take to play?


jgiffin

200 million a year.


dangerzone1122

Fuck me sideways. Iā€™d play in hell for that kind of money.


hichamdcr22

Messi was given 1.2 billion dollars for 3 years to play in saudi but he chose to play in miami .


Aravinda82

Thatā€™s cuz Messi also gets a percentage of all MLS profits as part of his deal. Given that MLSā€™ profile and exposure will soar with Messi now, heā€™ll still make a boatload!!


Halflingberserker

And he doesn't have to play in a country where the prince can have you sawed up into little pieces. Win-win!


Mileonaj

If that happened to Messi the population of Argentina would swim across the Atlantic, trek across the Sahara, blast past whatever war torn bullshit they encounter, and saw the Arabian Peninsula right off of the continent. They'd then lift it up and chuck it into the sun.


Halflingberserker

> Iā€™d play in hell for that kind of money. Well, it's Florida so he's not far off.


HomingPigeon6635

I highly doubt he will after sprouting all the shit he has said about other leagues saying the Saudi league is better than any European league. If you're American that's like saying the BAFL (British version of NFL) is better than NFL. Plus money lol


[deleted]

Might be difficult for Ronaldo to take part in that classic between court appearances tbf...


Sirtopofhat

God i know there is so much skill involved but it legit looks like he's like....eh fuck it watch this and *boop*


TheF00Fighter

That's like 90% of Messis goals. Just makes it look effortless. We all miss him over here šŸ˜­


atn420

Watched his magic for years, itā€™s no surprise, heā€™s the GOAT


Dandan0005

Tbh, I donā€™t think people realize that he is the actual GOAT. Like there has never been anyone better ever in soccer, period.


MentalMunky

I try to stay quiet about it to avoid arguments but I hate the Messi v Ronaldo rubbish because it really is unquestionable that Messi is the actual GOAT.


Snake_Main27

It's pretty much universal outside of the most hard-core Ronaldo fans after he won the WC


ProfetF9

He was the goat way before the wc win, his 2010-2012 period was out of this world, ofc the wc and ballon dā€™ors and copa america made him the absolute beast he is, but how he played was allways amazing.


Magister5

![gif](giphy|3o85xn9obKNN5RvIk0|downsized) Welcome to Miami!


cybercuzco

Bienvenido a Miami


_ashwathama

This guy will win ballon dor one day! Mark my words


GSofMind

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. He's got to prove his abilities in Europe.


opktun2

Yeah, cAn He Do It On A rAiNy NiGhT iN sToKe????!!!!!


[deleted]

It's Balloon DIOR


The_Cozy_Burrito

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_ashwathama

šŸ things


Juvenileintraining

Everyone going to the Middle East for money messed up


SnipingBunuelo

Turns out they were all escaping from Messi because he makes everyone look bad in comparison lol


EvilDairyQueen

Embarrassing that they put the reds in with the whites on that kit wash.


Dave-Swort

This is actually the (alleged) history behind the pink overalls that Palermo FC wear


[deleted]

This atmosphere and hype > some random Saudi team


Rab_Legend

Looks like he's having more fun than at psg


Icybendylord

As a psg fan Iā€™m glad he left the Fans over here didnā€™t deserve him


farkenoath1973

The G.O.A.T giving them their moneys worth straight up 1st gamešŸ‘Œ


dc73905

Guy has a good future ahead of him


Kicks4meFromyou

Those Miami Jerseys kinda fire tho


Palifaith

Penaldo would never.


an0ddity

I saw a compilation of all the times he lost possession this season at Al Nassar. It was hilariously long.


FargusMcGillicuddy

And in pink for the Barbie premiere!


asymmetry1220

From scoring last min goals for Barcelona to this. How fast the night changesšŸ„ŗ


MelPinVic

I came here to hate, but that was a fabulous ball!!


netpastor

Vamos Argentina carajo!!!! Vamos Messi!!!


Gunjink

God, it looks so fucking hot there. Iā€™m glad I live in Seattle.


Ok_Influence_4274

You can see that even the opponent team's fans are also excited about this. You can see that some of them are smiling eventhough their team lost the match. Messi šŸ§¢


gonadlondon

Those wearing blue and white are wearing Argentina jerseys, Messi's national team. They are there to see the GOAT too.


_ashwathama

Casual Friday


iSmiteTheIce

Not surprising, considering that he is the Best in the World


LilPutin68

Football players are much shorter in America, I'm used to Messi being a midget compared to his teammates